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General => General => Topic started by: snapper on 19 January 2012, 09:57:18 pm

Title: A motorcycle mechanic
Post by: snapper on 19 January 2012, 09:57:18 pm
 A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder       head from the motor of a Panther M100 when he spotted a well-known       cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the       service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic       shouted across the garage,  "Hey Doc, want to take a look at       this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised  walked over to where       the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened       up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.       I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced       anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I       finished, it worked just like new.So how is it that I make £16.000 a year       and you make over £1m when you and I are doing basically the       same work?"
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then       whispered to the mechanic.....
                       "Try doing it with the       engine running."
Title: Re: A motorcycle mechanic
Post by: bikerboys on 19 January 2012, 10:14:40 pm
 :rollin good one
Title: Re: A motorcycle mechanic
Post by: JKay on 19 January 2012, 11:46:00 pm
 :lol Brilliant :lol
Title: Re: A motorcycle mechanic
Post by: pitternator on 20 January 2012, 08:10:05 am
I think they actually stop the heart and do the work with the patient on a bypass machine.....but still a good joke !  :lol