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Title: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: Grahamm on 18 January 2012, 12:08:31 am: did *nobody* notice this?!
Title: Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: DILLIGAFF on 19 January 2012, 01:17:53 pm: Man phones a local model shop............. "Have you got any models of the Costa Concordia?"

Assistant............ "Just a minute sir ........................ err, yes we have one left"

Man........... "Oh good. Can you put it on one side for me?"

oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

My mate is all excited because he won an Italian cruise in a lottery...................apparently it was a rollover.
Title: Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: Robbie8666 on 19 January 2012, 01:45:42 pm: lmao :rollin :rollin :rollin

this are probably the funniest jokes I've seen about this!

usually after a disaster I get flooded with texts (no pun intended!) from my mates but have had very few on this one!
Title: Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: JKay on 19 January 2012, 04:23:45 pm: i heard on the news that"she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" it was then I glanced at the wife which is why i'm still in A and E :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: Robbie8666 on 19 January 2012, 04:27:55 pm: Quote from: JKay on 19 January 2012, 04:23:45 pm
i heard on the news that"she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" it was then I glanced at the wife which is why i'm still in A and E :rollin :rollin :rollin
thats the one I had sent as a text!! and been brave I texted it to my lady.... hence I not been home for 5 days! :rollin :rollin
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Post by: richfzs on 19 January 2012, 04:35:50 pm: BREAKING NEWS, Italian divers searching the stricken cruise liner, Costa Concordia, have found two Glaswegians in the bar.

................They’ve told the divers to fuck off – they’re all inclusive!
Title: Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: Fazerjon on 19 January 2012, 08:44:44 pm: Wife: "Can I drive?"
Husband "No, I'm fine"
Wife "Oh please let me I really want to"
Husband "No"
Wife "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blow job"
Husband "Really?"
Wife "Promise"
Husband "Oh go on then"
"And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the cruise ship Costa Concordia"
Title: Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: pitternator on 20 January 2012, 08:24:14 am: given the " revelation" about the young lady on the bridge, this seems to have more than a little ring of truth to it ! ;)
Title: Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: HarryHornby on 20 January 2012, 08:41:14 am: What's the difference between the Costa Concordia and a goat????

The cowardly, greasy **** of the Ship's Captain would go down on a goat!
Title: Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
Post by: t140 on 20 January 2012, 09:11:32 am: paddy and mick were still in the lounge waiting for the entertainment to start, they heard on the tannoy A BAND ON ship