Post by: Exupnut on 24 April 2014, 06:31:45 pm
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Post by: Lazarus on 25 April 2014, 10:44:40 pm
Post by: noggythenog on 26 April 2014, 01:46:37 pm
English Cow, Scottish horse and a Welsh sheep are in bed all tucked up tight.....looking at foc-u on their ipads.
The cow shouts foccin mooooooooooooooove over........& pushes the horse.
The horse says Neighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bother.......& pushes the sheep.
The sheep falls out the bed & bashes its bonce off the floor.
Ya foccin Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastards!!!!!!!!it bleets!!!!
Moral of the story is:-
Post by: midden on 26 April 2014, 02:40:05 pm
You got summut against Goats, ain't they good enough for ya story? I don't wish to bleet on but you're well out of order mate.
Goats have feeling too you know ;)
Post by: Exupnut on 05 May 2014, 08:55:39 pm
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Post by: Exupnut on 05 May 2014, 08:56:19 pm
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Post by: ChristoT on 05 May 2014, 10:06:53 pm
Baaaaaaaaaaad....
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Ain't that Noggy's Gen2? :rollin :rollin
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 05 May 2014, 10:17:54 pm
Baaaaaaaaaaad....
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Ain't that Noggy's Gen2? :rollin :rollin
You going woolly in the head? Anyone can see it's a Lamb-bretta :lol
Coat (lambs wool), gone......
Post by: Exupnut on 05 May 2014, 10:36:39 pm
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Post by: noggythenog on 05 May 2014, 10:38:32 pm
Im more of a Mountain Goat these days.
Post by: ChristoT on 05 May 2014, 10:52:34 pm
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Post by: ChristoT on 05 May 2014, 10:54:26 pm
The reason?
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Post by: noggythenog on 05 May 2014, 10:58:38 pm
Post by: noggythenog on 05 May 2014, 11:01:31 pm
Free advertising for his new autobiography.
Post by: ChristoT on 05 May 2014, 11:09:15 pm
Post by: noggythenog on 05 May 2014, 11:16:05 pm
Post by: ChristoT on 05 May 2014, 11:18:32 pm
Tractors, sheep, Noggy... Is the local brothel having a clean out then? :lol :lol :lol
Post by: noggythenog on 05 May 2014, 11:21:21 pm
Nah, my funbus is the back of the Peugeot with a dirt mac on the rear seat! :eek :eek
Tractors, sheep, Noggy... Is the local brothel having a clean out then? :lol :lol :lol
Leftover stock from Woolworths :lol
Post by: snapper on 06 May 2014, 07:49:25 am
Youre Sick Bastard |
Post by: noggythenog on 10 July 2014, 11:18:43 pm
My dog went to his career guidance people today and has decided that he'd like to be a wolf in sheeps clothing when he is older.
He left the Argos cataloguei open with this picture circled......i think it's a hint for christmas. :)
Post by: DILLIGAFF on 11 July 2014, 11:32:43 am
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd.
"You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog!"
Post by: Exupnut on 11 July 2014, 02:26:34 pm
Post by: AllyBally on 12 July 2014, 04:50:06 pm
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