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Title: Some fucker is gonna die........
Post by: Deefer666 on 23 April 2014, 06:58:10 pm
Last night some thieving cunt, lifted the bike cover on my FJ and ripped all the fuel hoses out and drained off 20ltrs of fuel (I had only just filled up. The bike is covered, locked and alarmed and now it looks like I am gonna have to shell out for some cameras!

If I catch the person who did it there will be a lump hammer/finger interface.....CUNTS! :grumble :grumble :grumble :grumble
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Post by: mickvp on 23 April 2014, 07:02:47 pm
Dirty thieving scumbags mate! Something like that happening wouldnt even have crossed my mind. Twats.
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Post by: slimwilly on 23 April 2014, 07:10:11 pm
Not good to hear,,bad luck
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Post by: richfzs on 23 April 2014, 07:22:44 pm
Jeez... Stealing fuel harks back to the 70s! Little shits...
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Post by: ChristoT on 23 April 2014, 09:19:29 pm
I almost hope they try it again while you're awake... they deserve everything coming to them!
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Post by: taylor on 23 April 2014, 10:26:02 pm
rich, stealing fuel harks back to the seventies, I wish m8, it,s rife in wales, allways has been.  sad
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Post by: Rikki on 23 April 2014, 11:30:46 pm
Hide a PIR sensor near your bike, wired to an alarm inside (not loud enough to hear outside though). When it goes off, quietly open a window and sniper him with an air rifle.
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Post by: richfzs on 23 April 2014, 11:34:28 pm
Quote from: taylor on 23 April 2014, 10:26:02 pm
rich, stealing fuel harks back to the seventies, I wish m8, it,s rife in wales, allways has been.  sad


heating oil, sure, but fuel from vehicles? I honestly haven't heard of that for years / decades  :eek
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Post by: bigralphie on 23 April 2014, 11:42:14 pm
Ummm maybe fitting this was a bit of a mistake  :rolleyes


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Post by: Deefer666 on 24 April 2014, 06:28:07 am
It turns out the nursery school around the corner was burgled at the same time.....Who the fuck robs a nursery school???
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Post by: stevierst on 24 April 2014, 08:04:26 am
The same sort of scumbag that robs the churches around where I live!
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Post by: bigbluebear on 24 April 2014, 08:06:05 am
Bring back national service for these fuckers.
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Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 24 April 2014, 08:13:28 am
Quote from: bigbluebear on 24 April 2014, 08:06:05 am
Bring back national service for these fuckers.

Why ruin our professional armed forces?
 
They might make half decent sand bags though.
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Post by: bigbluebear on 24 April 2014, 08:20:35 am
Quote from: nick crisp on 24 April 2014, 08:13:28 am
Quote from: bigbluebear on 24 April 2014, 08:06:05 am
Bring back national service for these fuckers.

Why ruin our professional armed forces?
 
They might make half decent sand bags though.

Send them to Sierra Leon, Syria, Iraq etc.......with no weapons as they have demonstrated they are good with their sticky fucking fingers