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General => General => Topic started by: Hedgetrimmer on 21 April 2014, 01:53:42 pm
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It's mine, so corse its betterer than anyone elses innit.
Yellow, so its faster than a turbo'd Busa, only 2 million careful miles on da clock, only crashed 5 times, loadsa bling, cant be arsed to take it all off, so yous the one payin for it all so I can get a sportsbike cos fazers are slow and don't handle which is why i keep crashing it.
Only 10 grand, cash only, no time wasters, I ain't got time. And don't ask any stupid questions cos it is wot it is, told you everyfink here, you don't need to know any more. First to see WILL buy or I'll throw all me toys out me pram. And I know more about bikes than all yous put together ;)
:)
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:D can't argue with that nick........for once :b
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Quit yua jibba jabba nick
You know nowt mate
When will you wake up smell da 600 flavoured coffee & get a fast paint job
Bout time you did less talkin & more riding
Where's the admins to block your nonsense
I'd ban you if I was feeling more political
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Wow a sense of humour thought i was having a flash back for a minute ...pmsl quality !
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I'll give u a tenner, half a bag of pork scratchin and a kick in the gonads... I'll wear me blue welly's... So it'll be a fast kick...can't say fairer than that mate....an I'll chuck in a free lesson on your new blue cbr 125..OMG!!! That's a SERIOUS!!! Offer....if u dont accept it your SERIOUSLY!!!! FLAWED!!!! Lol
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I'll take it.
Can I pay in embassy coupons? :lol
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Bump due to time wasters. Exupnut turned out to have PINK!!!!!! WELLIES!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!
And Mick didn't have enough coupons.
If you can't make a serious offer, don't bother posting, hijack someone elses thread, gtfo. go way, buy a Su**rdream. Anyone would think this is an open forum for focs sake :rolleyes
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Oi you foccin bandwidth thieves
Im seriously gonna have that bike.
Nick you ever watched big brother?
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Do you take green shield stamps.....how about px, I have a metal frame with a ball at one end.....
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how about px, I have a metal frame with a ball at one end.....
Not.....the famous Christo towbar?!!!!
Good god man, no way my bike is worth that much! We are not worthy! Christo would never forgive you! The Holy Towbar deserves better!
Oh Christo, please forgive me, I....I.... :'( :lol
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You gotta be jokin!!!
i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!
and its old,,,,like you :)
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You gotta be jokin!!!
i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!
and its old,,,,like you :)
But I like custard.... :\
And it leans to one side cos I lean to one side.....I can only go round left handers.... :\ :\
I'm only as old as I feel (I must be feeling the wrong part :lol ).
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You gotta be jokin!!!
i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!
and its old,,,,like you :)
Better colour than yours though....foccin purple eh......just like a giant bellend :D
& you're the jockey!!!!
Off my bits ya swine! :evil
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Off my bits ya swine! :evil
That's less money for the next bike then, Noggy :rolleyes
Been there, done that - sold my H2 for £1200 (think what that'd be worth today! :eek ) and drank the proceeds. Oh the regrets!! :'(
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Have I missed something??
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Look Nogster ..... He's even bought a yellow roll mat to match his bike.... Guy's foccin obsessed with slowness.....
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Have I missed something??
Not really
The teacher has left the class & the unruly juveniles are playing up. Standard fayre nowadays
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Have I missed something??
Not really
The teacher has left the class & the unruly juveniles are playing up. Standard fayre nowadays
Oi!!! Who threw that?! Bastards :lol
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now moved into general as this is not really a sales thread - best keep that section for things people are actually selling :)
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now moved into general as this is not really a sales thread - best keep that section for things people are actually selling :)
Yes it is - I'm selling a concept ;) :lol
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nobody wants to buy your wee coloured, wee smelling machine :lol
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nobody wants to buy your wee coloured, wee smelling machine :lol
Custard ;)
And being Scottish Mick, your choice of words is confusing me :lol
And it ain't the bike I'm selling here.....in fact, I'm no longer quite sure I know quite what I am selling.....it was quite important......least I think it was..........quite........ :\
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ha! should I have said urine coloured then? I never even made the scottish connection as I was typing that either :lol
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Happy Easter everyone.
Only Gen 1's smell like wee though
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Yeah but they go like shit
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Yeah but they go like shit
Shurrup grandad blue :b
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Yeah but they are shit compared to a gen2
Amended for accuracy
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Stop gangin up u two... Despite your obvious colour defecit DefK ...That last post made me laff :-))
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I love the general abuse on this site
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What, because I get most of it? :lol :lol :lol
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Yep! ;)