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Title: Focu Italia
Post by: Exupnut on 14 April 2014, 11:04:42 pm

Seems they like us so much in Italy they've written some songs about us. Seein as I'm fluentino in da linguini i will attempt some trazlazzioni

I'm gonna tear u a foccin new arse.. Phwoar!
http://youtu.be/0-YVfdKtMmE

Band of Foccers
http://youtu.be/5AB4UgXRVeA

Foc me!!
http://youtu.be/9sc-4LfmKSc

If u douche I'll foc your turds hard
http://youtu.be/97D8jdLXWSo

Focced by a politician
http://youtu.be/EFGE9Owm3eY

I foccin hate pizza
http://youtu.be/k-diNunmCBA

I focced a female horse
http://youtu.be/DQ8ATZ7aQcc

Bat outta foccin hell
http://youtu.be/yn8DYLhlJ1A

I focced ramona with a hard banana
http://youtu.be/vhnPjzSV4rI

I foc u with a semi hard dick peripheral
http://youtu.be/qIahKfXJqcw

And last but not least.....

U foccin bastids
http://youtu.be/x5AkhiPDn2M

Title: Re: Focu Italia
Post by: HarryHornby on 15 April 2014, 07:33:43 am

WTF???????  :eek :eek :eek :eek  made me smile over a morning cuppa.

Title: Re: Focu Italia
Post by: Phil on 15 April 2014, 09:42:24 pm

 :eek :eek


Its actually Romanian, the languages are fairly similar. They seemed a friendly lot when I was there last year, no hint of this sort of stuff, but we all know what they do with horses.

Title: Re: Focu Italia
Post by: Exupnut on 15 April 2014, 09:48:23 pm

I typed in focu to see if any members had put any bike vids up but couldn't believe the names of the songs that came up lol fawt I'd post it with some filth fer a laff.

Title: Re: Focu Italia
Post by: Phil on 15 April 2014, 10:06:03 pm

I think a couple of those are Italian. I cant work out what 'focu' means it either Italian or Romanian, but it seems in Latin which is what both are based on its 'focus', not that it helps but is amusing stuff when you make up different meanings to the words on what they sound like.

In Germany I once mixed up Schwanz (slang for cock) and Schwarz (Black) when I said I was off to the Black Forest  :\

Title: Re: Focu Italia
Post by: ChristoT on 15 April 2014, 11:04:54 pm

Quote from: Phil on 15 April 2014, 10:06:03 pm

In Germany I once mixed up Schwanz (slang for cock) and Schwarz (Black) when I said I was off to the Black Forest  :\

So you told people you were going to a place like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGclIZV5JQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGclIZV5JQ)


 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: Focu Italia
Post by: mtread on 15 April 2014, 11:16:39 pm

Try asking for the far end of the Piccadilly Line  :evil