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Title: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chunk166 on 10 March 2014, 07:06:59 pm
Just wondering if anyone has used vegetable oil to lube their chain?? I normally used engine oil but i run out last week so i thought i would give it a try! just been over a week now & normally with engine oil it would of sounded as if it was dry by now but with the veggie oil it still feels smooth & sounds really quiet. Am i risking my chain because its not a proper oil???


What are your thoughts guy's??


Ray
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2014, 07:09:37 pm
 fucking cheapskate buy some proper chain lube
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: thunderpantz on 10 March 2014, 07:09:46 pm
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Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: HarryHornby on 10 March 2014, 07:12:04 pm
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chunk166 on 10 March 2014, 07:14:23 pm
 :moon :moon :moon :moon :moon :whip
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: noggythenog on 10 March 2014, 07:35:00 pm





I wouldn't use vegetable oil.




Far too unhealthy


Seriously.




You'll end up with a fat bike. :b [size=78%] [/size]
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: noggythenog on 10 March 2014, 08:05:17 pm
cow shits not bad


Sorry fizzy.....you lose....not a foodstuff. :(




You need to think more along the lines of.......left over curry sauce......honey.........squeezy cheese etc etc!
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: noggythenog on 10 March 2014, 08:08:48 pm





All jokes aside Ray....veg oil cant be good for a bike chain...i mean i know it has a high flash point but it is so thin it must be gone after a few miles.
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chunk166 on 10 March 2014, 08:28:16 pm
The chain was still wet when i checked it tonite, a week after i first decided to try it. i shall give it a couple of weeks to see what happens :)
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chris.biker on 10 March 2014, 09:06:49 pm
A friend of mine always used chain saw lube as it was far cheaper than motorbike chain lube. This was on his CB250 and it worked well.
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: stevierst on 10 March 2014, 09:35:01 pm
A friend of mine always used chain saw lube.
It's REALLY thick oil that! It'll withstand a nuclear attack ffs!
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: Doddsie on 10 March 2014, 10:20:09 pm
cow shits not bad


Sorry fizzy.....you lose....not a foodstuff. :(



Youve obviously never tried my Mrs cooking!!!
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: unfazed on 10 March 2014, 10:53:55 pm
Just wondering if anyone has used vegetable oil to lube their chain?? I normally used engine oil but i run out last week so i thought i would give it a try! just been over a week now & normally with engine oil it would of sounded as if it was dry by now but with the veggie oil it still feels smooth & sounds really quiet. Am i risking my chain because its not a proper oil???


What are your thoughts guy's??


Ray

You were risking it much more with used engine oil as it has a high acid content and not good for the O-rings, used engine oil is only useful for burning to heat garages, fresh vegetable oil has to be an improvement.  :) It is fresh is it?
Would not fancy getting it on my rear tyre though.  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chunk166 on 10 March 2014, 11:17:11 pm
Yeah, it's fresh! Well,out of date fresh  :D :D
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: midden on 10 March 2014, 11:57:17 pm
:moon :moon :moon :moon :moon :whip
Is this how u lube Ooooo ring pieces then
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: midden on 11 March 2014, 12:01:03 am
Yeah, it's fresh! Well,out of date fresh  :D :D
be aware veg oil only has 10 frys before it becomes toxic  :eek


yank my chain
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: locksmith on 11 March 2014, 10:36:40 am
It is fresh it's only been in the chip pan for a month :lol

I suppose it's better than nothing. Must admit it's the first time I've heard it mentioned!
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: stevierst on 11 March 2014, 12:24:13 pm
Just run up the engine on the centre stand, stick her in top gear with the revs on, then rub a block of lard on the rear sprocket coating it liberally.

When the lard gets hot, it melts and lubricates, and when you stop it hardens again!

It's a revelation in chain lubing!

















Oh god, I hope no-one tries this........  :o:o:o:o:o:D:D:D:D???
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: hightower on 11 March 2014, 02:02:30 pm
On an unrelated note, I noticed my engine oil was low the other day. I checked the garage but I had no engine oil there to top it up with. The closest thing I could find was Diet Coke. This won't harm the bike will it?  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: mr self destruct on 11 March 2014, 02:06:45 pm
Just run up the engine on the centre stand, stick her in top gear with the revs on, then rub a block of lard on the rear sprocket coating it liberally.

When the lard gets hot, it melts and lubricates, and when you stop it hardens again!

It's a revelation in chain lubing!

















Oh god, I hope no-one tries this........  :o :o:o:o:o:D:D:D:D???


Tried & tested mate, I thought I'd do it at the same time as I was scrubbing in my new back tyre by holding sandpaper up to it. Kill two birds with one stone and all that.  ;)
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: HarryHornby on 11 March 2014, 03:02:32 pm
another quick question, do people find they get better results balancing their carbs with a long or a short spirit level?
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: Davieg47 on 11 March 2014, 03:03:56 pm
Can't believe people are puttin this stuff on their chains,, and we wonder why there is so much slippery shit lying about on the roads, as if spilt diesel isn't bad enuff !! Thank god I don't hav to follow or ride on the same roads that your on !
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: richfzs on 11 March 2014, 03:04:53 pm
I find it more important to get a good balance of carbs, protein and veg. Don't forget a bit of chocolate and beer, food for the soul...
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: The Gentleman Biker on 11 March 2014, 03:12:12 pm
I thought this was going to be a lube V wax thread. I've wanted to try wax but I just keep staying with what I know!
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: hightower on 11 March 2014, 03:15:07 pm
another quick question, do people find they get better results balancing their carbs with a long or a short spirit level?


I just use a 6 inch ruler, measuring down from the frame.
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: fazed on 11 March 2014, 03:56:34 pm
I wouldn't use KY jelly on your chain makes it too stiff!!
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: bigbluebear on 11 March 2014, 04:22:12 pm
another quick question, do people find they get better results balancing their carbs with a long or a short spirit level?



I just use a 6 inch ruler, measuring down from the frame.

And make sure its on the centre stand
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: stevierst on 11 March 2014, 04:23:15 pm
I wouldn't use KY jelly on your chain makes it too stiff!!

I only use KY when I'm hard up :P
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: locksmith on 11 March 2014, 04:25:33 pm
I'd just like the opportunity to use some KY :(
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: Oldgit on 11 March 2014, 04:30:25 pm
mesnogoatachane--BMW
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: darrsi on 11 March 2014, 04:37:13 pm
I find it more important to get a good balance of carbs, protein and veg. Don't forget a bit of chocolate and beer, food for the soul...


 :lol
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: unfazed on 11 March 2014, 05:17:06 pm
mesnogoatachane--BMW


Always one! spoiling a good post   :eek
I suppose you will be back with a post wanting to know why you bike is only running on two cylinders :rolleyes  :lol
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: midden on 11 March 2014, 05:35:35 pm
I find it more important to get a good balance of carbs, protein and veg. Don't forget a bit of chocolate and beer, food for the soul...


Hey Dazza, Exup, this explains the bean can on that bike at oakdene, Chips Banger and beans a real meal on wheels
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: eddie on 11 March 2014, 06:50:00 pm
So.....is it okay to use veggie oil........sensible answers on a post card  :rollin

Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chunk166 on 11 March 2014, 06:51:37 pm
HaHa Loving the replies guys  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: Mattsplat on 11 March 2014, 06:55:21 pm


Tried & tested mate, I thought I'd do it at the same time as I was scrubbing in my new back tyre by holding sandpaper up to it. Kill two birds with one stone and all that.  ;)

I rub my new tyres over with wet n dry, you look less stupid doing that than going arse over tit because of the 'release agent' that's sprayed on new tyres.
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: His Dudeness on 11 March 2014, 07:19:19 pm
I've been using oil of olay on my chain. I find it helps fight the seven signs of aging
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: unfazed on 11 March 2014, 07:40:01 pm
So.....is it okay to use veggie oil........sensible answers on a post card  :rollin

Or the back of a stamp if postcards are not available :thumbup
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: taylor on 11 March 2014, 08:54:15 pm
I hear instead of engine oil try lemon juice, very cheap.
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chunk166 on 13 March 2014, 08:23:57 pm
Wow! Thats the most replies i have had to any of the posts that i have posted? But i got to say i though thanks for making me smile  :lol



Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: hightower on 14 March 2014, 10:02:53 am
Wow! Thats the most replies i have had to any of the posts that i have posted? But i got to say i though thanks for making me smile  :lol


I'm not even sure if you got the answer you were looking for - but with a question like that it's just all too easy to go off on a mini rampage hehe.


Anyway, I think the response basically adds up to 'no, don't do it'
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: Fazerider on 14 March 2014, 08:33:19 pm
Vegetable oil is better than nothing, but its viscosity is only about 20% of that of engine oil. Probably best not to use it on a long term basis, but it'll be better for lubricating a chain than WD40.
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: slimwilly on 15 March 2014, 06:28:57 am
I have just seen a dog licking his chain :eek






Surely this thread is an April fools thread,,a bit early :)
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: mr self destruct on 15 March 2014, 07:08:11 am
Vegetable oil is better than nothing, but its viscosity is only about 20% of that of engine oil. Probably best not to use it on a long term basis, but it'll be better for lubricating a chain than WD40.


Being serious now, I had a mk2 Golf GTD that happily ran on Veg oil (back when it was actually cheaper than diesel), so I'd agree that veg oil is far too thin to use as chain lube.
My mrs said everywhere I went I left the smell of a chip shop.  :D
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chunk166 on 15 March 2014, 05:15:13 pm
I was using it temporarily  :D  but i'm looking to make my own oiler as i think that scottoiler's are a bit pricey!
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: stevierst on 15 March 2014, 08:18:41 pm
It's a doddle making your own oiler, done it a few times on my work bikes for absolutely diddly squat!
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: AllyBally on 16 March 2014, 01:18:32 am
 If you don't want to at the prices Scottoiler charge, it's worth looking at Loobman oilers.
Check the website out, have had one before and work fine, does the job and cheaper.
 Had planned on buying one when looking to buy the Fazer, but didn't need to as the Fazer I ended up buying had a scottoiler already fitted.
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: darrsi on 16 March 2014, 06:48:42 am
Chopped onions, minced beef, and some fresh chillies, once applied on your chain and you get up to the legal speed limit, any vehicles following you will turn off at the nearest town because they can smell Nando's. :b
 
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: stevierst on 16 March 2014, 07:20:35 am
Chopped onions, minced beef, and some fresh chillies, once applied on your chain and you get up to the legal speed limit, any vehicles following you will turn off at the nearest town because they can smell Nando's. :b
:'(:'(:'(:D:D:D8)
Title: Re: Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!
Post by: chunk166 on 17 March 2014, 09:02:42 pm
Oh no! Not chopped onions? They give me the Shiite's  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin 
Will have a look at the Loobman oiler
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Post by: wutangbuzz on 17 March 2014, 10:25:44 pm
Try rubbing banana skin on your chain it's mega slippy although I've never slipped on one