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Title: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: lewiseyers on 04 February 2014, 08:04:07 pm

its actually quite palletable

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: mickvp on 04 February 2014, 08:11:43 pm

I disagree. Im guessing there is a story behind this as to hoe you supped on some of the good stuff? :lol

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: ChristoT on 04 February 2014, 08:17:24 pm

Rubbish! That being said, petrol makes a great ingredient in a cocktail.

























(OK, that's bullshit. But a fun idea!!  :lol :lol )

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: noggythenog on 04 February 2014, 08:54:11 pm

story i read about lewiseyers recently:-
Petrol addict arrested for drinking from pumps:-
 
 

" A man with a dangerous addiction has been arrested after repeatedly flouting his Asbo that banned him from visiting petrol stations.Mr Lewiseyers, has a history of 'attacking petrol pumps, obtaining petrol and consuming it'. He first received and breached an Asbo in 2005, when he stole petrol 51 times from the same station.More recently, over the Christmas period, he was caught trying to steal petrol to sniff or drink from a Morrisons and a Tesco petrol station in Redcar, Cleveland.Lewiseyers admitted two offences of breaching his Asbo. He was given a 16-week suspended sentence for 12 months and made to pay £120 in costs and victim surcharge.Magistrates told Lewiseyes: "You put one foot wrong now and you are going to go away."
Lewiseyers simply replied:"diesel tastes better than petrol" :lol :lol :lol

 
names may have been changed to incriminate the innocent :b

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: fazed on 04 February 2014, 09:02:20 pm

You REALLY wouldn't want to be close to him when he farts!

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: richfzs on 04 February 2014, 09:33:18 pm

Or try lighting one...

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: Gav on 04 February 2014, 09:36:09 pm

I'd flick a match his way accidentally on purpose cough cough oh whoops.

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: Andy FZS on 04 February 2014, 10:29:18 pm

Molotov?

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: fazed on 12 February 2014, 03:27:51 pm

So is petrol with fish and diesel with red meat - wouldn't like to get it wrong.......

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: headgonekneedown on 17 February 2014, 05:05:32 pm

Fuck me. this site gets worse!

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: lewiseyers on 04 May 2014, 08:17:30 pm

just hope theres no back firing

Title: Re: diesel tastes better than petrol
Post by: taylor on 05 May 2014, 09:21:25 pm

petrol every time,