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Title: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: bri h on 03 February 2014, 07:52:57 am
Just seen on the news that a fifteen foot diameter sink hole has swallowed a car in highwycombe. Its not the one that cut red98 up is it?
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: Punkstig on 03 February 2014, 08:15:03 am
The council are looking into It!
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Post by: midden on 03 February 2014, 03:07:19 pm
Imagine the scene  council employees looking in to it chewing pencils and scratching heads. "Yep it's a hole"   :eek
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Post by: Exupnut on 03 February 2014, 03:53:06 pm
And wonderin why they can see a silver thou and a bald patch starin up at them....
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Post by: CRH on 03 February 2014, 05:30:04 pm
And wonderin why they can see a silver thou and a bald patch starin up at them....
... BALD PATCH?....bloody hell exup  has the old sod been riding with no helmet again?...defo dementia!!! :rolleyes .........
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: red98 on 03 February 2014, 06:06:54 pm
Pick on poor old red month is it    :'(   piss takin foccers.......you lot know more about the hole than I do......I'll see what I can find out  ;)
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Post by: richfzs on 03 February 2014, 06:13:13 pm
Pick on poor old red month is it

Can't see any difference to any other month?
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: red98 on 03 February 2014, 06:28:38 pm
 :lol  :lol  :lol....your right there  rich. :rolleyes      this has just been on the local news, its on someones drive, I think on the south west side of high wycombe, iam on the other ,common side.....be in the local paper on friday  ;)
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Post by: snapper on 03 February 2014, 06:37:44 pm
"Pick on poor old red month is it    (http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/cry.gif)   piss takin foccers......."  Christo told us to do it !  :lol
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Post by: ChristoT on 03 February 2014, 06:39:08 pm
Pick on poor old red month is it    :'(   piss takin foccers.......you lot know more about the hole than I do......I'll see what I can find out  ;)

Rather you than me for a change!!  :lol :lol
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Post by: red98 on 03 February 2014, 06:49:13 pm
I'll get my own back on sunday when I see exup's bike  ;)........got any of that tarmac tart left christo ?
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: ChristoT on 03 February 2014, 06:51:09 pm
I'll get my own back on sunday when I see exup's bike  ;)........got any of that tarmac tart left christo ?

He can have the whole bloody thing! :O
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: red98 on 03 February 2014, 07:40:51 pm
Never mind the holes in high wycombe , whats noggy been doing with that bus in haverfordwest   :eek
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: ChristoT on 03 February 2014, 08:01:14 pm
Never mind the holes in high wycombe , whats noggy been doing with that bus in haverfordwest   :eek

Eh? What's this then?
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Post by: Exupnut on 06 February 2014, 08:03:45 pm
Oh fock!!! Has the Nogster hit a bus??
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Post by: ChristoT on 06 February 2014, 08:11:15 pm
Oh fock!!! Has the Nogster hit a bus??

Not as far as I'm aware. Dunno, TBH. NOGGY?!?
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: red98 on 06 February 2014, 08:33:34 pm
Dont you lot read the papers  :lol......
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: ChristoT on 06 February 2014, 08:40:27 pm
Dont you lot read the papers  :lol ......

Apparently not. Do tell!  :)
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Post by: red98 on 06 February 2014, 08:47:33 pm
Mondays sun....I'll see if I can get the picture...........wheres noggy ?
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Post by: bri h on 07 February 2014, 10:17:39 am
Is that the one that drove into the oggin. (thats the sea to landlubbers)
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Post by: slimwilly on 07 February 2014, 07:25:21 pm
I think Noggy drives a bus part time and went too close to the beach and got it swamped in the sea=fool :lol
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Post by: red98 on 07 February 2014, 08:00:48 pm
Yeh thats the one.....come on noggy , confession time    :lol

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Post by: slimwilly on 07 February 2014, 08:06:29 pm
noggy
noggy
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Post by: ChristoT on 07 February 2014, 08:23:01 pm
noggy
noggy

Bah! I went through worse than that in my 106 to get to work today!

(seriously - I did. The rod was flooded, and I had a heart-stopping moment halfway through when the engine note deepened. All I could think of was how I was going to explain this to the RAC...  :eek But didn't have to! ;) )
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Post by: noggythenog on 07 February 2014, 08:24:57 pm
What the actual Foc!!!!!!






First of me even looking at this thread....was thinking "what do i wanna look at high wycombe for"




Then Boom!...i spots littlebill's photo on bottom of the forum entitled "nog" ha ha!




Yes i do often walk the dog on Newgale beach, stunning so it is, petrified forest has been exposed from beneath the sand & rocks, the parents stay there when they come to visit....& yes the bus...




Well i do have my HGV but no PCV




I'm not saying i am the bus driver.............but nobody has ever seen the bus driver and me together ;)




Here's the view i got....i mean the bus driver got whilst escaping.
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: ChristoT on 07 February 2014, 08:28:57 pm
Come on, you've got to give us more than that!  :lol :lol

What happened?
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Post by: noggythenog on 07 February 2014, 08:41:35 pm
Here's the beach in the background, Newgale....oh what a nice Fazer too!




You can see the cars this side of the massive sea defence pebble wall, already a bit flooded in the field in this pic.




Anyway the spring tides & stormy stuff plus high water coincided with a twat in a bus deciding to run the gauntlet, the waves were so big that one came right over the wall and broadsided the bus, smashed out all the windows and pushed the bus into the adjacent campsite field.




What a Foccer!!!
Title: Re: Holes in highwycombe
Post by: bri h on 08 February 2014, 09:50:48 am
Weve got poles and gurkas driving the busses around bracknell. They would consider that good parking.