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General => General => Topic started by: noggythenog on 27 January 2014, 01:19:57 pm
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Imagine going into a hedge :eek
Imagine his bike going on fire! :'(
What a dunce!!!
No wonder he's now a thou owner & putting the hex on the blue thous.
I wonder what car he drives, maybe a Subaru, they like off road. ;)
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How odd, when he mentioned his little mistake, I thought he was referring to his preference for arson, on his own garage and fzs600 in particular!
What a dunce!!!
Still, he smells of wee now...
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I was just in front of him when he came off noggy. When I hadn't seen him in my mirrors fer a couple of minute i went back and he had a serious WTF!! Look on his face. Then he just jumped on mine and shot off no probs.
How could ya loose that bid ya bastid.... In the words of steeeereeeeeeeevvvveeee66666666666666......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Ha ha that fairing was too foccin pricey mate, if you ever make a limit you should never exceed it as it only encourages the next folk to bump their prices up, i suppose something is only worth what folk are willing to pay but on the basis of breakers selling them for £150 then surely a cheaper one will pop up & blue seems like apopular colour to crash these days :)
I dont know if yous have read Cristos thread but anyway Deadeye is complaining because nobody mentions his off anymore so you know im a helpful type of guy & all that & this is now his dedicated thread for it. He he!
Sorry Deadeye :lol
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How odd, when he mentioned his little mistake, I thought he was referring to his preference for arson, on his own garage and fzs600 in particular!
What a dunce!!!
Still, he smells of wee now...
I hear he's the only man in history to light his house on fire with a can of coke.
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Mythbusters are suing him for debunking their already disproved myth that mobile phones can ignite petrol whilst filling up.
He sent a text when he was filling up his car & his bike set alight 10 miles away! :lol
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Mythbusters are suing him for debunking their already disproved myth that mobile phones can ignite petrol whilst filling up.
He sent a text when he was filling up his car & his bike set alight 10 miles away! :lol
:lol
I heard he's generating so many new myths they're taking him on as a script writer :lol
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Imagine going into a hedge :eek
What a dunce!!!
No wonder he's now a thou owner & putting the hex on the blue thous.
I wonder what car he drives, maybe a Subaru, they like off road. ;)
That was stupid, but not on a grand scale. Plus, a hedge would have hurt less :P
The grand arson was the incident I was referring to as noted by richfzs... I still have the burnt carcass...
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Still, he smells of wee now...
Why? I'm confused :'(
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Cos were all pissin on your bonfire lol
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Still, he smells of wee now...
Why? I'm confused :'(
Thou owners.....old & wise & wee soaked :D
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Wise? Hardly, a wise man wouldn't torch his garage with a can of coke!
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Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!
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Well I'm younger, so far, than everyone else who has posted on this thread :P
I'll take wise though... except in the instance of arson...
Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!
I'm just that modest and kind hearted... plus it doesn't bother me as I know what I did was beyond retarded and I've gotten over it ;)
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Well, you're no fun :rollin
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:'( :'( :'(
;)
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Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!
More than you will ever know.... ;) :evil
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He wishes that was the case at least
Edit: Funny that this thread should be created today... someone literally just tagged me in the below photo
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Where?
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Theres a saying about this pic.
Goes a little something like............
"Theres no smoke without.............Deadeye" :D
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Where?
If you mean, where am I, then I am out of shot to the left by the house (hidden by the truck) trying to explain to the Fire Chief "why he has a fire on his hands" and that they should be damn careful because there is a 1/4 filled fuel tank just inside the garage door...
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Where?
If you mean, where am I, then I am out of shot to the left by the house (hidden by the truck) trying to explain to the Fire Chief "why he has a fire on his hands" and that they should be damn careful because there is a 1/4 filled fuel tank just inside the garage door...
Oh i get it now this is YOUR fire. :lol
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Where?
If you mean, where am I, then I am out of shot to the left by the house (hidden by the truck) trying to explain to the Fire Chief "why he has a fire on his hands" and that they should be damn careful because there is a 1/4 filled fuel tank just inside the garage door...
Oh i get it now this is YOUR fire. :lol
Indeed it is - the pyromaniac! Been there, seen the chaos!
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Where?
If you mean, where am I, then I am out of shot to the left by the house (hidden by the truck) trying to explain to the Fire Chief "why he has a fire on his hands" and that they should be damn careful because there is a 1/4 filled fuel tank just inside the garage door...
Oh i get it now this is YOUR fire. :lol
Yup, the thread title is misleading as Mr Nog forgot about the fire incident that I was referring to.
This was 5 days after I had moved in to the property (18th October 2012)...
And here is the aftermarth...
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I tweeked it now :thumbup
Anyone got a light???? :smokin
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Searched and found nothing. I have to ask, How?
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Those pictures are a bit scary! Just nipping out to check the shed...
Chris
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(http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11492.0;attach=9680;image) (http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11492.0;attach=9679;image)
That will pollish out
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Hahahahahaha
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You can see all the bits that had ACF-50 on them because they are untouched
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That's what happens when you let Chuck Norris clean your bike
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I think the top cam covers look good in matt black
I might do the same with mine---------- although I will use paint and not fire
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That's what happens when you let Chuck Norris clean your bike
:rollin
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holy shit not good what started it? :eek
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What started it.... :rollin
Sorry kitcrazy, not laughing at the question, more the answer....
Take an orbital sander, attach it to the bottom (outside) of a big plastic box so it agitates the box and contents. Fill box with coke, and some parts you want to clean. Pretend it's like a parts washer, and leave to brew...
Did I get that about right, Mr Deadeye? :rollin
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So what caught fire? The orbital sander or the coke (I assume we are talking Coca Cola here and not any other sort of coke....)?
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What started it.... :rollin
Sorry kitcrazy, not laughing at the question, more the answer....
Take an orbital sander, attach it to the bottom (outside) of a big plastic box so it agitates the box and contents. Fill box with coke, and some parts you want to clean. Pretend it's like a parts washer, and leave to brew...
Did I get that about right, Mr Deadeye? :rollin
Yeah... that's pretty much spot on... it sounds more stupid when you read it out loud...
I blame the use of Dr. Pop instead of Coca-Cola... this was surely the main reason for the failure! Me and my friends regret not using Dr. Pepper... can you imagine sending this in under their "what's the worst that could happen" slogan? :rollin :rollin :rollin
The only thread about it that I can find, is this one - http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,5294.0.html (http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,5294.0.html)
I'm sure there was another somewhere :\
So what caught fire? The orbital sander or the coke (I assume we are talking Coca Cola here and not any other sort of coke....)?
I have absolutely no idea... no investigation was undertaken (probably a good thing)
It may well not have been my fault at all... but that scenario is rather unlikely, all things considered
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I would hazard a guess, the sander overheated and torched itself (dunno if these things will have a thermal cutout, but if not, they're designed to be used in air and being moved through that air, so they'll get some cooling from that?). Then the box would have melted, dropping the liquid all over the burning electrics...
Disclaimer : I'm just some idiot commenting on the Internet, i have no quals or experience in fire cause investigation :rollin
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You are more than likely correct, or something along those lines at least
But since there was no proof or factual evidence, I can still testify that it MAY not have been fault... I just accept that it PROBABLY was :P
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It was a mad accident in fairness. 99 times out of 100 if you left a sander on too long nothing would happen nevermind the whole place catching fire.
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While I am sympathetic about the bike and garage I have to confess I'm pissing myself laughing at the cause..... :lol :lol :lol
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Am I right in thinking this fire had something to do with a homemade ultrasonic cleaner?
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Am I right in thinking this fire had something to do with a homemade ultrasonic cleaner?
Apparently! He originally told me it was his landlord's faulty foot spa!
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Am I right in thinking this fire had something to do with a homemade ultrasonic cleaner?
What started it.... :rollin
Sorry kitcrazy, not laughing at the question, more the answer....
Take an orbital sander, attach it to the bottom (outside) of a big plastic box so it agitates the box and contents. Fill box with coke, and some parts you want to clean. Pretend it's like a parts washer, and leave to brew...
Did I get that about right, Mr Deadeye? :rollin
pretty much...
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I would say the fire started in the clothes dryer you can see in the back ground and spread to the bike which had its tank off. Maybe a small bottle of petrol being used as a temp tank
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IIRC, the "parts washer" was on top of the dryer...
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I bet you're glad you reminded everyone of this :lol
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I bet you're glad you reminded everyone of this :lol
I am he he!!!
Hey Cristo...see all this flak that deadeye is getting....it woulda been directed at you.
Cant help noticing you getting involved though :D
Laws of physics n all that states that potential energy is transferred to banter energy & this site has allot of potential still in storage.
Basically Cristo you're due me a pint now :b
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I bet you're glad you reminded everyone of this :lol
I am he he!!!
Hey Cristo...see all this flak that deadeye is getting....it woulda been directed at you.
Cant help noticing you getting involved though :D
Laws of physics n all that states that potential energy is transferred to banter energy & this site has allot of potential still in storage.
Basically Cristo you're due me a pint now :b
He mocks me, then I mock him. Karma has gone full circle! :lol
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IIRC, the "parts washer" was on top of the dryer...
Nah, it was on the floor
I would say the fire started in the clothes dryer you can see in the back ground and spread to the bike which had its tank off. Maybe a small bottle of petrol being used as a temp tank
See! Someone believes me! My housemate was distraught from the fact that he lost 90% of his underwear in the fire... that was it.
I bet you're glad you reminded everyone of this :lol
I'm not too fussed, nice to be the centre of attention sometimes :lol
Am I right in thinking this fire had something to do with a homemade ultrasonic cleaner?
Apparently! He originally told me it was his landlord's faulty foot spa!
I don't remember ever saying that to you, AND you now owe me another favour for this thread and yes I am keeping score ;)
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Bearing in mind the amount of piss taking you've done over the past year, you're still knee deep in debt, boy! :lol :lol
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<blockquote>I would say the fire started in the clothes dryer you can see in the back ground and spread to the bike which had its tank off. Maybe a small bottle of petrol being used as a temp tank
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See! Someone believes me! My housemate was distraught from the fact that he lost 90% of his underwear in the fire... that was it.
So it was a dryer then as I deducted form the other fact that it happened in November
Also there is no remains of a sander or any plug socket other than there must be one near the dryer
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Bearing in mind the amount of piss taking you've done over the past year, you're still knee deep in debt, boy! :lol :lol
Pretty sure you'll find you still owe me :P
I would say the fire started in the clothes dryer you can see in the back ground and spread to the bike which had its tank off. Maybe a small bottle of petrol being used as a temp tank
See! Someone believes me! My housemate was distraught from the fact that he lost 90% of his underwear in the fire... that was it.
So it was a dryer then as I deducted form the other fact that it happened in November
Also there is no remains of a sander or any plug socket other than there must be one near the dryer
There were remains of the box, I don't think you could tell the remains of the sander though :\