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Title: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: midden on 16 January 2014, 11:05:34 pm
Just toured a couple of dating sites and it seems Switzerland really only has the Alps going for it  :evil
Austria  very pretty, next stop France
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: adeejaysdelight on 16 January 2014, 11:10:07 pm
Maybe you could sort out some "free" accommodation with some Euro-ho's and take your bike on a shagging spree?
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: midden on 16 January 2014, 11:26:22 pm
Well the potential must surely be there atleast up until in my case the point of visual reality.  Then I'd definitely be focced  :evil
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: adeejaysdelight on 17 January 2014, 12:06:24 am
How's your patter? If you've got the gift of the gab, looks don't matter. I have always managed to punch above my weight. If your chat is shite, perhaps some fetish dating site? Or blind/fat/ugly may be the way to go...? You don't want to be left on a door step with your panniers in hand and no bed for the night.
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 17 January 2014, 05:57:35 pm
Just toured a couple of dating sites and it seems Switzerland really only has the Alps going for it  :evil
Austria  very pretty, next stop France

Now I'm worried. Very worried.
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: midden on 17 January 2014, 06:11:50 pm
oh don't be I'll make sure they have a back garden for u to pitch the tent  :evil
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 17 January 2014, 06:18:03 pm
I can see 3 possible outcomes to this tour.

1. We do it and I come back happy having enjoyed it thoroughly.   :)

2. We do it and I come back traumatised for life.    :eek

3. We do it, and I'm never seen or heard from again.     :eek :eek
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: midden on 17 January 2014, 07:16:36 pm
let's go with 1 & 2 then  :evil
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 17 January 2014, 07:22:39 pm
Of course, if I forget my pills, it could go very differently  ;) :evil :evil
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: midden on 18 January 2014, 04:49:28 pm
Hey up I'm not that kind of lad...............pil or no pil ............you'll be in ur tent alone ;)
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 18 January 2014, 05:28:16 pm
Thank foc for that - no need to bring the carefully sharpened hunting knife then....

When I said I fancied riding my way round Europe, you seem to have been thinking a little differently to me  :rolleyes  :lol
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: midden on 18 January 2014, 05:32:31 pm
Obviously if the opportunity arose for a bit of night riding I wouldn't turn it down  8)
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 18 January 2014, 05:48:04 pm
 :eek Uh-uh - you'll be in your tent alone!

Oh you mean mit Heidi, huh? Best I bring some ear plugs then  :lol
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: midden on 18 January 2014, 05:51:50 pm
:eek Uh-uh - you'll be in your tent alone!

Oh you mean mit Heidi, huh? Best I bring some ear plugs then  :lol
Might be an idea incase she visits.  You'll be entertaing her goat ;)
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 18 January 2014, 06:29:32 pm
Talk about building yourself up for disappointment   :lol You'd best not be too keen to pass the goat on if you think you might get lonely  :b
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: rustyrider on 18 January 2014, 06:37:18 pm
Just be careful if you end up in Germany.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563)
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: ChristoT on 18 January 2014, 07:10:45 pm
Just be careful if you end up in Germany.....

[url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563[/url] ([url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563[/url])


Sign me up!  :lol
Title: Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way
Post by: midden on 19 January 2014, 06:42:55 am
Talk about building yourself up for disappointment   :lol You'd best not be too keen to pass the goat on if you think you might get lonely  :b
Oh no already been there.    Goat lovers unite:)