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Title: Here's a thing for you
Post by: fazersharp on 06 January 2014, 06:58:36 pm
  How come im out on my bike in the cold and total strangers come up to me and say "oh I bet you're cold" and then in the summer total strangers come up to me and say "oh I bet your hot" on both accounts NO and foc off. So how come they never say "oh I bet you are having a fantastic time out on your bike aren't you"
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: dazza on 06 January 2014, 07:08:23 pm
And the winner is.....fazersharp, for the most random and pointless post of the week (so far) :D
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: limax2 on 06 January 2014, 07:14:44 pm
Surely you've got that wrong dazza, I thought it was the most sensible and factual post of the week (so far)  :thumbup 
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: Dead Eye on 06 January 2014, 07:25:46 pm
Someone asked me the other day if my bike "was as fun as it looked"

Took it as compliment, although having an obvious answer :P
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: hightower on 06 January 2014, 10:15:18 pm
I got this the other day too. "Ooooo, I bet it's getting cold on that for you". "No, it's called layers".
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: stevierst on 06 January 2014, 10:34:47 pm
The best one was when I went into the doctors in my leathers to pick something up for the wife. One of the nurses saw me and said "oh look, an organ donor"
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: fazersharp on 06 January 2014, 11:37:13 pm
 :eek :rollin
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: hightower on 07 January 2014, 08:24:44 am
What was your reaction?!
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: stevierst on 07 January 2014, 08:32:56 am
I was gobsmacked! I just thought "cheeky cow", but couldn't say anything as she walked off somewhere straight away never to be seen again.
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: bigbluebear on 07 January 2014, 08:36:50 am
Sounds like she wanted a bit of cock
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: Lawrence on 07 January 2014, 12:11:28 pm
Sounds like she wanted a bit of cock
There's an organ donation joke in there somewhere...
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: stevierst on 07 January 2014, 02:03:18 pm
She needed a lot of cock, she was a BIG girl !!!!! :o
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 07 January 2014, 06:02:31 pm
I was gobsmacked! I just thought "cheeky cow", but couldn't say anything as she walked off somewhere straight away never to be seen again.


Should've used: no, don't go, stay and hear what I think of you, ya fat bitch...
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: bri h on 08 January 2014, 01:32:06 am
Hate to be the one to break it to you but a and e staff have been calling us organ doners for years.
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: adeejaysdelight on 08 January 2014, 01:35:34 am
Sounds like she wanted a bit of cock


Is that an organ?
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: adeejaysdelight on 08 January 2014, 01:42:56 am
I have no idea why people say shite like "you must be cold/hot...". I mean, I didn't just arrive from outer space, its the same focking temperature for me as it is for you! I guess its unnecessary small talk for strangers.


As a wee footnote, I am an organ donor because a Surgeon told me (the day after assisting in a 13 hour emergency surgery) that for me not to be is a waste of perfectly good organs (apart from the one they just cut out and put in the bin  :'( ).
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: Grahamm on 09 January 2014, 12:27:22 pm
IMO *everyone* who is not excluded for medial reasons should sign the Organ Donor Register.

(However, just for clarity, I'll point out that I do NOT support a compulsory opt-in system. It's my gift, not something which the State can or should be able to require of me!)
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: stevierst on 09 January 2014, 04:05:45 pm
I think it should be automatic, they're no good to you once your gone!
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: mickvp on 09 January 2014, 04:17:03 pm
I think it should be automatic, they're no good to you once your gone!

some people dont get to donate them like they would want anyway. my old man died of cancer, having cancer (wether you die of it, or it goes into remission) automatically excludes you from donating any organs (even if its not in the relevant organ. i.e. if you have bowel cancer you cant even donate your eyes).

Its fair enough in a way, but still sad for people who wanted to give that gift to someone.

Dont agree it should be mandatory though - and I think some religions are anti-donation?
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: stevierst on 09 January 2014, 04:25:42 pm
Ok, so if it's medical or religious then fair enough. But I do think you should have to 'opt out' with a reasonable excuse rather than expressing your interest onto the register by carrying a card. That in itself would save even more lives, and I'm all for saving lives.
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: chris.biker on 09 January 2014, 04:47:41 pm
I have no idea why people say shite like "you must be cold/hot...". I mean, I didn't just arrive from outer space, its the same focking temperature for me as it is for you! I guess its unnecessary small talk for strangers.   ).


Small talk makes for a more sociable world, does it not?

Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: fq-craigus on 09 January 2014, 09:42:21 pm
I keep gettin told, its a vit windy to be out on a bike, I feel like my mum is telling me in a roumdabout kind of way to stay off the bike
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: Grahamm on 09 January 2014, 10:11:37 pm
But I do think you should have to 'opt out' with a reasonable excuse rather than expressing your interest onto the register by carrying a card. That in itself would save even more lives, and I'm all for saving lives.


Read Larry Niven's Known Space sci-fi stories.

Someone in the future has the idea that harvesting organs from dead criminals is a good way to save more lives. Great, but there are still too many people needing too few available organs, so then they go from the Death Penalty for Murder in the First Degree to murder in the second degree, kidnapping, manslaughter... until the demand for organs means you can get the death penalty for false advertising or too many speeding tickets.

Since about 1984, China had been harvesting organs from executed prisoners and denying it. Then they finally admitted it and now they are phasing it out see http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-23722796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-23722796)

So, yes, saving lives may be a good thing, but not when the State starts deciding what happens to your remains.
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: keithfzs1000 on 10 January 2014, 08:46:43 am
been donating my organ to the female population for years... until the new wife put a stop to it   :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Here's a thing for you
Post by: Farjo on 10 January 2014, 05:43:16 pm
I normally take the opportunity to tell them at length about the technology behind my wonderfully cool jacket or each and every layer that is keeping me warm. They're soon edging away :thumbup