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General => General => Topic started by: brooker81 on 07 November 2013, 04:59:20 pm
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Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!
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Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!
Congratulations.
You'll never be ready until you get thrown in at the deep end if you know what i mean.
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Congratulations ;)
Exiting times, your never ready though!
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Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!
.... :lol ...i said same thing 5 times matey?....soon has you get used to ....the nappies, the projectile vomit, the sleepless nights, the smell of sh.t and p.ss .just before you sit down to a meal? the screaming during teething!!....your" screaming when you realize him or her has just cut there first tooth!!....on your ..fingers :rolleyes ...oh and not to mention??????????????.....sorry darling too tired for anything like that tonight!!...mabe next week :b ....anyway glad to be of assistance mate!!..and good luck :D .....
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Haha cheers !! Lol pmsl I think it's gonna be a long weekend
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Haha cheers !! Lol pmsl I think it's gonna be a long weekend
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Congratulations and good luck , i'd like to say it gets easier as they get older , it doesn't , just different problems.
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ups and downs being a dad........one minute they will piss you right off...BIG TIME....next they make you cry tears of joy ;) .......its not easy being a good parent,but nobody said it ever was......enjoy the day tomorrow something you will remember for the rest of your life......and dont forget the photos as we`re a bunch of softies on here :lol
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(Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!)
Should have thought of that a long time ago..as in 9 months ago.
Anyway, you'll be alright its easy.
After 5 I should know.
And leave it all to the Misses.
Congrats to you both for when it shows up.
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Best of luck for tomorrow fella........you'll enjoy it - trust me!
You'll be hard pushed to beat it as one of the best moments in your life for your first :) .
If you don't :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( then you need slapping!!
Buuuuuuut, as said before it gets better and better - up to a certain age then it's a total shit storm! Just remember to check your shoulders and back every time you leave the house...the number of friggin times someone told me I was covered in sick :lol .
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Hope all goes well for the next 18years;) will you be investing in a sidecar
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Getting excited but still worried about it I'm sure it will all be fine will post pics up when he/she arrives ! Still don't know what it's gonna be yet.im gonna get a trailer on the fazer not a side car
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Getting excited but still worried about it I'm sure it will all be fine will post pics up when he/she arrives ! Still don't know what it's gonna be yet.im gonna get a trailer on the fazer not a side car
....red98,s got a sale on at this minute?......10%...off used fazer towbars :eek ....and offers a fitting service to boot!!.....and christo,s still got the trailer ;) .....
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.soon has you get used to ....the nappies, the projectile vomit, the sleepless nights, the smell of sh.t and p.ss .just before you sit down to a meal?
But then you get old and return the favour lol.
Good luck and enjoy kids as much as you can for it's definitely a love hate relationship.
Andy
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Put as much time and effort into your newborn as you can, dont leave it all to the missess, you will end up with a much closer relationship with your kid as a result, believe me i have tried it both ways!
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Nature has a way of making you ready but you'll never 'feel' ready.
Top Top tip: Don't EVER rock the baby to sleep. Let the little foccer get off to sleep in their own cot / cradle / kitchen drawer. If you don't you'll spend the next 7 weeks walking around in the middle of the night.
Enjoy! There is nothing better...not even a Fazer!
DBo.
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any news yet..................need to know what colour to paint the towbar :lol
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Good Luck. I've got six of the little
bastards darlings. Take ear plugs into the delivery room, you're gonna get screamed at.
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I always found giving birth improved the wife's grip no end if only she could have maintained that grip and used it to keep hold of money a bit longer.
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You'll be fine. I'm not ready yet and my baby is 21!!!
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Being a dad is like getting your face tattooed, you need to be committed!
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Hope all is going well. Only the first 14 years are the worst!
Kenny (father to a 14 yr old and a 13 yr old)
P.S. I reserve the right to increase my number.....
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Being a dad is like getting your face tattooed, you need to be committed!
And used to people looking at your face thinking WTF happened to him?! :lol
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best thing i recon?....is after the max of two"...hopefully one of each"...is to have your balls removed!! :rolleyes ...saves all the ..stress and heartache of years to come!!!!......
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best thing i recon?....is after the max of two"...hopefully one of each"...is to have your balls removed!! :rolleyes ...saves all the ..stress and heartache of years to come!!!!......
Yep---------- and removes any chance of having a "tank slapper"
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best thing i recon?....is after the max of two"...hopefully one of each"...is to have your balls removed!! :rolleyes ...saves all the ..stress and heartache of years to come!!!!......
Yep---------- and removes any chance of having a "tank slapper"
.... :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Congrats!!!!
Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet either - but then I'm only 51 :rollin
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13hours at the hospital today and nothing,except a sore arse off the shit seats in there. Although did get free fish and chips for dinner which took me back to remembering school food,I'll be honest I really bloody enjoyed it.
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Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!
Well 8am has come and gone I guess he's busy......
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well?....there is always dinorod"...recon they can remove every type of blockage? ;) ....if nowt happens in next 10hours?..give em a bell? :lol
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Posted before I saw yours and I can't edit it, oh well:-X
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still no news....come on mrs brooker ive got a towbar to paint :lol
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She arrived at luchtime yesterday, Harley rose Brooker 6lb 13oz only a tiddler
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well done ..DADDY ;) ....
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Congrats!
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Congratulations
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Well done mate
And a biker through and through---even names his first born after a motorbike, if it was a boy I spose it would of been Frazer ??
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Congrats!!
Hope you enjoyed that last sleep! :'( :eek :z
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Here she is ...
(http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff444/brooker81/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsd52db892.jpg)
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What a little stunner :) congratulations :D
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Beautiful but now you have had your 30 seconds of fun and the misses the has just had the worst pain not known to man while doing all the hard work. You will be maid to pay the rest of your life with "pain, you do not know the meaning of pain" and "you only have man flu" You will be reminded that as a man you are expected to be modern.
I is still trying to figure out what is actually expected of me as a modern dad.
Daz :thumbup