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Title: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 06 October 2013, 07:47:34 am
lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie  :)  ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo  :\
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 October 2013, 08:30:10 am
Well, if you're deciding the rules, I suppose you've already won?   :rolleyes
How many foccin towbars do you need?!!  :lol 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 06 October 2013, 08:34:12 am
Well, if you're deciding the rules, I suppose you've already won?   :rolleyes
How many foccin towbars do you need?!!  :lol










being sensible now....not done that for a while  :lol ......a caption please nick to start things off  ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 October 2013, 08:39:01 am
Alright then.
 
"And it's still faster than a red one!"
 
How's that?  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 06 October 2013, 08:45:27 am
Alright then.
 
"And it's still faster than a red one!"
 
How's that?  :lol














 :foc ............have a think matey......see you later  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 October 2013, 09:10:53 am
Yep, just as I thought, the rules are going to be slightly biased...... :rolleyes   :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Punkstig on 06 October 2013, 09:24:22 am
I don't know but the steering feels a bit wooden to me!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 06 October 2013, 09:44:03 am
lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie  :)  ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo  :\
.......HERE IT IS FOCCERS?...THIS IS THE LATEST CREATION FROM THE HIGH WYCOMBE BRANCH OF OCC>>>>PAUL Sr">>HAS CREATED THE VERY FIRST >>>FAZER EXERCISE BIKE!!! :eek ...this revolutionary idea came to him from his counterpart buddy and ex lofo...christo.T....christo sadly is no longer with us as he was deported to america by the dvla"..pauls  secretary...dolly lambchop will be pleased to take orders over the phone!! 8) ..most colours available!...sorry we dont do.....RED!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Wade90 on 06 October 2013, 09:47:20 am
"Yamaha's first attempt at a hover bike gets off to a shaky start?"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: noggythenog on 06 October 2013, 10:28:59 am
 
"After crashing both his Bat Bikes & with the credit crunch taking hold, Batman decided on a budget replacement....after all he'd heard that it was near impossible to crash a 600 Fazer!.... :groan "
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 06 October 2013, 11:24:34 am
Still a more complete bike then a Bandit...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 06 October 2013, 11:38:30 am
lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie  :)  ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo  :\




I knew stopping in Liverpool was a bad idea
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 06 October 2013, 11:44:04 am
No chance of a supporting role with Chorlton and the liccle old lady now
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 06 October 2013, 11:45:56 am
This ancient relic was found in the Pyramids from before they had invented the wheel.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 06 October 2013, 11:58:20 am
'slimwilly I have potted my plum jam, made a bottle of damson gin,just been to restart a boiler,walked the dog ,brekkie now at 11.50 and just about to jump on the flying machine to head south to see if i can meet them lost foccers following Nick Crisp.'

Flying machine!! you taking the fekkin piss!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dickturpin on 06 October 2013, 01:37:31 pm
southern foccer's idea to save on tyre wear hits snag....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ogri48 on 06 October 2013, 01:53:32 pm
"Bugger. Still, a bit of t-cut and no one would ever know I binned it.."
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Lez72 on 06 October 2013, 02:35:58 pm
Mrs Red after returning home from work: "Mr Red, Can you please remove that piece of shit from outside our front door ?"
Reply: "Sorry Mrs Red, I didn't realise you didn't like hanging baskets !"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Chillum on 06 October 2013, 04:00:59 pm
Shit, someone's nicked my bricks!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: adeejaysdelight on 06 October 2013, 06:12:35 pm
I was only supposed to be fitting a new indicator bulb!!!
Title: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 06 October 2013, 06:17:34 pm
Fuckin Mercedes.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: fireblake on 06 October 2013, 06:39:05 pm
Christo hasn't quite got the hang of planking.


Christo  aka   Merv forgot to swerve


Ouch, sorry Chris


Mickey


Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: JZS 600 on 06 October 2013, 07:19:16 pm
Balls!


(and having them for propping up the bike like that!)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 06 October 2013, 07:43:51 pm
ahhh...some good captions there  :) ....it seems only fair to wait for christoT`s caption and i`ll pick a winner  :) 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 06 October 2013, 08:07:26 pm
NICE TRY CHRISTO!!!!



Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 06 October 2013, 08:30:45 pm
'slimwilly I have potted my plum jam, made a bottle of damson gin,just been to restart a boiler,walked the dog ,brekkie now at 11.50 and just about to jump on the flying machine to head south to see if i can meet them lost foccers following Nick Crisp.'

Flying machine!! you taking the fekkin piss!!!


You could be right, a flying machine indeed
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 06 October 2013, 09:24:43 pm
Just pulled a bike can someone lend me a couple of rubbers
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 06 October 2013, 09:46:38 pm
some bugger knicked my bricks i knew i shouldnt have moved to gravesend
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 October 2013, 09:53:54 pm
Rules should have stated no more than one caption per entrant, and winner should be put to the vote.
Midden gets mine with "I knew stopping in Liverpool was a bad idea"  :lol
 
But want to see if Christo can better that! Come on matey, put the smiley face on and have a crack!  :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Ton13 on 07 October 2013, 12:07:23 am
the new alarm system worked brilliantly.....
no one would ever nick it now
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 07 October 2013, 06:34:08 am
some bugger knicked my bricks i knew i shouldnt have moved to gravesend

Lol Can't be in gravesend.  There would just be bricks and anything non metalic left  :rollin
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 07 October 2013, 11:43:45 am
Some bloke came past me so fast he blew my wheels off!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 07 October 2013, 12:26:36 pm
I'm all for weight saving to increase performance, but I think I overdid it.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: clayt74 on 07 October 2013, 12:42:48 pm
when my mate asked to borrow my wheels, I of course said yes........................
didnt know he meant it literally!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dickturpin on 07 October 2013, 01:10:00 pm
That invisible paint has worked really well on the wheels....might do the rest of the bike!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 07 October 2013, 02:29:56 pm
"Yes mate, but you'll need a trailer to pick it up. Did I mention I have a towbar for sale?"
 
Yamaha attempt to build a motorcycle that fits new EC regulations.
 
This restrictor kit is a bit extreme.....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 07 October 2013, 03:30:46 pm
ok,creative caption competitors  :lol .....going to pick a winner tonight.still time to get your entry in  ;) ......dont forget if you win you post the next piccie  :) 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Yamazer-92 on 07 October 2013, 05:20:56 pm
The new Yamaha MT - 0 Shite someone's had me wheels!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 07 October 2013, 05:48:03 pm
Paul Nackadmefazer,...yamaha"s top designer has just released this prototype pic of whats now become the ..new MT09 :eek ....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: evesdad on 07 October 2013, 06:34:20 pm
Now let the thieving gits try and wheel it away!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 07 October 2013, 07:04:20 pm
The MT-06 wasn't quite what the dealers were expecting...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 07 October 2013, 07:37:11 pm
drumroll please........first i would like to thank everyone who voted,except CRH....you need help man  :lol i have spent the day wading through the entrants reading every single one,some made me cry,others made me lol  :lol       so the results in reverse order
                                                                   3rd.............midden...you choose which one  ;)
                                                                   2nd............evesdad with... "now let the thieving gits try and wheel it away"  :lol
                                                                   1st.............dry rob with..."still a more complete bike than a bandit"  :lol   a worthy                                                                                            winner as we all already know  ;)


well done DRYROB......your turn to post a piccie....and remember




 :useless
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 07 October 2013, 09:45:38 pm
Oh, cheers :)

Here's a picture for the next lot of captions
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 07 October 2013, 10:04:17 pm
*sigh.... `if only i had a tow ball`!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 07 October 2013, 10:17:59 pm
new yamaha desginers just dont get "sexy"
 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dickturpin on 07 October 2013, 10:39:03 pm
still a more complete bike than a bandit!
 
Well, it was good enough last time!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 07 October 2013, 10:50:12 pm
Yamaha's attempt to get into the sex doll market was blessedly short lived.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 07 October 2013, 11:00:14 pm
Yamaha's latest model had trouble finding it's feet in a competitive market...
 
I see Yammy's all tanked up and fallen over again  :rolleyes
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Lez72 on 07 October 2013, 11:55:43 pm
I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down  :z
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2013, 01:29:02 am
Nice legs, but the arms are shock(ing)!!!  :rolleyes
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Ton13 on 08 October 2013, 03:14:04 am
Yamaha misunderstood the conversation about "the local Bike"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 08 October 2013, 06:38:42 am
nice piccy DRYROB.....you to pick a winner remember....i`ll put my thinking cap on and have a go  ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 08 October 2013, 06:56:32 am
"biker babe,21,likes going out, up for anything!"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Ebme Geek on 08 October 2013, 09:09:47 am
" Well ridden ! "
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: noggythenog on 08 October 2013, 11:33:37 am
"Dave turned up to the Yamalubeoholics Anonymous meeting feeling a tad rough"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Chillum on 08 October 2013, 09:10:06 pm
Get tanked up with the new Yamaha custom
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Ebme Geek on 09 October 2013, 10:14:30 am
Want a ride - boys
 
or
 
laid out very nicely
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 09 October 2013, 10:28:06 am
" ride it like you stole it "
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 09 October 2013, 12:43:01 pm
...looks like ..simonm and christot ..met up again? :rolleyes
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 09 October 2013, 01:01:35 pm
...looks like ..simonm and christot ..met up again? :rolleyes

He wishes.  :2guns
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 09 October 2013, 02:00:31 pm
"Draw me like one of your French motorbikes"

I'll choose a winner tonight
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: evesdad on 09 October 2013, 06:02:55 pm
Never mind the foreplay just spit on it and stick it in!
































Wrong forum?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 09 October 2013, 08:10:24 pm
I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:

"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Lez72 on 09 October 2013, 09:39:28 pm
I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:

"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"

Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar  :\
Ok, let the captions commence.
(http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc516/Lez777/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg) (http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/Lez777/media/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg.html)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 09 October 2013, 09:50:07 pm
Fat Dave hoped the impending road rash would help him meet this weeks weight watchers target
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 09 October 2013, 10:05:03 pm
one to many super size me's I think
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 09 October 2013, 10:07:05 pm
The Harley Davidson miniaturisation project ran into a snag......
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 09 October 2013, 10:17:27 pm
Ex wifes just rung me, says she`s won the lottery and ordered me a fat boy!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 October 2013, 11:30:58 pm
lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie  :)  ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo  :\
Scouse Gits , last time I park up in Liverpool
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 10 October 2013, 02:19:31 am
They laughed at my bike. So I ate them.

Or: How Christo will look next year when he gets back from the US
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: brooker81 on 10 October 2013, 08:01:16 am
Have i got a puncture ?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 10 October 2013, 10:44:30 am
Watch me get my knee down!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: clayt74 on 10 October 2013, 12:38:10 pm
Does this make my bum look big???
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: mickvp on 10 October 2013, 02:04:48 pm
Knee down?? It's a wonder big Dave there got the leg over at all! :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Chillum on 10 October 2013, 09:17:47 pm
I know my undies have skid marks, but what's that smell of rubber?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 10 October 2013, 09:37:43 pm
OK Lez, let's have a winner!  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Dead Eye on 10 October 2013, 09:47:41 pm
I can ride that... here hold my beer
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: fazersharp on 10 October 2013, 10:09:26 pm
I've spent a fortune on alloy and carbon fibre parts to make my bike ultra light
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 10 October 2013, 10:32:45 pm
I can ride that... here hold my beer

My beer can ride that... here, hold me!!  :sex :kiss :lol :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 10 October 2013, 11:46:38 pm
Sod the kids, I'm avin it :-)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Lez72 on 11 October 2013, 02:27:51 am
There were some really funny captions posted there folks but todays winner is Brooker81 with "Have I got a puncture ?" I picked this one because I just imagined the guy riding along with a puzzled look on his face with the bike weaving all over the place and it made me lol.
So, Brooker 81 lets have the next piccy.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 12 October 2013, 07:03:45 pm
hey brooker 81....your the winner ......do you have a new piccie to post ?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 13 October 2013, 07:27:06 pm
I got one....

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/14/jyhazapu.jpg)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 13 October 2013, 07:33:11 pm
.....Christo decides he is taking no chances with his new bike!!!  ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 13 October 2013, 07:47:05 pm
the Ikea instruction that came with the wheely bars were a little confusing !
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Chillum on 13 October 2013, 07:47:51 pm
Tesco's new 500cc trolley
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 13 October 2013, 09:07:49 pm
Knee down time?

Foc off, Doddsie! :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 13 October 2013, 09:13:56 pm
I'll have the last laugh when the roads freeze :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Robbie8666 on 14 October 2013, 12:37:14 pm
But officer as it's got 4 wheels I thought my car license was valid!
 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 14 October 2013, 09:55:28 pm
Impossible to drop you say? Challenge accepted
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 30 October 2013, 12:01:41 pm
hey EXUPNUT you posted , time to pick a winner and get a new piccie up  :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 30 October 2013, 01:35:04 pm

I'll have the last laugh when the roads freeze :lol

The winner is mr Unfazed.  Congrats :-) a new piccy please sir.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 30 October 2013, 07:48:12 pm

I'll kick his arse if he doesn't move out of the way  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 30 October 2013, 08:55:37 pm

I'll kick his arse if he doesn't move out of the way  :lol

You're not meant to give your own caption.  :lol :lol

Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 30 October 2013, 08:59:31 pm
Ah, so that's where you attach the tow bar!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 30 October 2013, 10:46:28 pm
i'm tired think i'll have a nap !
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: mickvp on 30 October 2013, 10:48:12 pm
the "knee down" competition reached a new low...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: apage16 on 30 October 2013, 10:52:06 pm
LOOK! No balance!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 30 October 2013, 11:18:20 pm

I'll kick his arse if he doesn't move out of the way  :lol

You're not meant to give your own caption.  :lol :lol

Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!
I was just starting it off  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 30 October 2013, 11:22:20 pm
I'm not byin a foccin KTM again.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 31 October 2013, 06:55:03 am
Marquez said it would be OK !!!Cnut  :'(
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 31 October 2013, 07:25:27 am
i knew i should have gone for the red "foc-u rad hoses"  :\
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulchucky on 31 October 2013, 09:40:48 pm
ok so it doesnt fly   but  it really is fast    :lol :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 31 October 2013, 09:46:22 pm
You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out... :D
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: apage16 on 31 October 2013, 10:32:34 pm
Supermoto-dominos was a HIT!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 08 November 2013, 10:57:25 pm


Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!
The winner is Christo,   :eek
We await your picture :pc
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 08 November 2013, 11:42:17 pm


Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!

The winner is Christo,   :eek
We await your picture :pc


That's two of us shocked!  :eek :eek :eek :eek

How's this then?

(http://s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com/original/57/ODliZjY4MzYw_o_funny-motorcycle-sidecars.jpg)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 November 2013, 11:42:57 pm
I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:

"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"

Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar  :\
Ok, let the captions commence.
([url]http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc516/Lez777/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/Lez777/media/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg.html[/url])

Your worst nightmare you are on a flight heading for Australia and the seat beside you is empty, they are just about to shut the door, and that appears, guess were he is sitting
 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 08 November 2013, 11:45:31 pm
I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:

"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"

Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar  :\
Ok, let the captions commence.
([url]http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc516/Lez777/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/Lez777/media/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg.html[/url])

Your worst nightmare you are on a flight heading for Australia and the seat beside you is empty, they are just about to shut the door, and that appears, guess were he is sitting


Wrong picture, Lew.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 08 November 2013, 11:53:53 pm

The winner is Christo,   :eek
We await your picture :pc


That's two of us shocked!  :eek :eek :eek :eek

How's this then?

(http://s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com/original/57/ODliZjY4MzYw_o_funny-motorcycle-sidecars.jpg)

Not quite what I meant whenI said can you tinkle on the ivories!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dickturpin on 09 November 2013, 12:12:43 pm
watch out for potholes...if this lid drops quickly...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: mr self destruct on 09 November 2013, 12:26:57 pm
During their later years, Chas & Dave were forced into increasingly desperate measures to get gigs.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: apage16 on 09 November 2013, 01:17:55 pm
The 'Hairy Bikers' tried many ideas out before discovering the cookery program.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 09 November 2013, 01:22:30 pm
Yamahas 1st prototype naked organ takes to our streets!!....fared version to follow :rolleyes
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 09 November 2013, 02:25:53 pm
Oi cheeky, this piano lark's a breeze
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 09 November 2013, 03:00:47 pm
mobile motorcycle tuning specialists get it all wrong!!!!!!! :eek
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 09 November 2013, 03:06:17 pm

Example of  a bum rush
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 09 November 2013, 05:06:56 pm
I said buy a naked Yamaha and enjoy the ride , not play a Yamaha naked and enjoy the ride :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 09 November 2013, 05:11:04 pm
This one's for you Sir Elton John  ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 09 November 2013, 05:50:24 pm
I think I've worked out the strange sound coming from the engine, you've snapped your G-string
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 09 November 2013, 08:34:18 pm
Hold it in, we'll soon be at the potato field
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 10 November 2013, 12:13:50 am
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 10 November 2013, 12:54:11 pm
And the winner is....  :eek :eek :eek


During their later years, Chas & Dave were forced into increasingly desperate measures to get gigs.

We await your photo!  :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: mr self destruct on 10 November 2013, 07:53:13 pm
How about this?  :D


(http://static.blogo.it/twowheelsblog/sexandridingandbikestunts.jpg)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 10 November 2013, 07:59:17 pm
Now thats a tank slapper!!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 10 November 2013, 08:12:18 pm
How about this?  :D


([url]http://static.blogo.it/twowheelsblog/sexandridingandbikestunts.jpg[/url])


"Fill 'er up" took on a hole, I mean WHOLE, new meaning...  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 11 November 2013, 08:05:47 am
How about this?  :D


([url]http://static.blogo.it/twowheelsblog/sexandridingandbikestunts.jpg[/url])


"Fill 'er up" took on a hole, I mean WHOLE, new meaning...  :lol :lol :lol

I'm going to have to clean the tank now :/
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 11 November 2013, 09:50:19 am
Girl power takes breast in show!! :rolleyes
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Ebme Geek on 11 November 2013, 09:58:35 am
Is that the clutch he is pulling ?   :\
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Dead Eye on 11 November 2013, 09:59:50 am
The clutch isn't the only thing being pulled in that picture ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 11 November 2013, 10:04:15 am
SO?...thats where the grease nipples are!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 11 November 2013, 10:08:19 am
Sometimes i feel a ..right tit" riding this bike? :b ...yet?...other times i wish ide ...left tit"..at home!! :\
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 11 November 2013, 10:33:19 am
now then,  can I get the bike to kangaroo like I do the car !
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Skippernick on 11 November 2013, 01:22:06 pm
When i said take me for a ride i didn't mean like this!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulkemp on 11 November 2013, 01:26:18 pm
"That's the last time I park in Liverpool"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: caretaker on 11 November 2013, 08:33:47 pm
when they said, put some wax on your tank, i thought they meant ruby wax...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dickturpin on 11 November 2013, 08:58:14 pm
Harley experiment with blow up attachment to increase sales
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 11 November 2013, 10:23:46 pm
Park and ride takes on a whole new meaning  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dBfazer600 on 11 November 2013, 10:40:39 pm
Is it just me of is that a shadow of the marble sack and love muscle across her left breast?

Daz
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 12 November 2013, 07:03:22 am
Ride Baby,Ride !! :kiss
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 12 November 2013, 09:54:14 am
U can let ur crutch out now
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: mr self destruct on 13 November 2013, 04:50:54 pm
And the winner is....... paulkemp!


"That's the last time I park in Liverpool"

So your turn now.  ;)

Made me laugh by reminding me of a past experience with a Liverpool lass and her low standards.

Mind you it can't actually be Liverpool, I see 8 cars in the pic and not one of them has been torched.  :D



Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulkemp on 13 November 2013, 04:54:59 pm
Captions for this..
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/14/5yzezaba.jpg)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 13 November 2013, 05:43:36 pm
Where are the other 6?  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 13 November 2013, 07:08:01 pm
Can I get insurance for that please?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 13 November 2013, 07:21:49 pm
Can I get insurance for that please?
To fast for you, it would need to be restricted.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Skippernick on 13 November 2013, 07:51:53 pm
You put it on a hot wash didn't you!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Bigfellabuck on 13 November 2013, 07:59:35 pm
This one's just for paper cuts!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulkemp on 14 November 2013, 09:45:00 pm
Where are the other 6?  :lol

 Winning so far.  Almost wet myself laughing
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 15 November 2013, 09:42:40 pm
Where are the other 6?  :lol

 Winning so far.  Almost wet myself laughing
Sorry don't get it  :\

Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulkemp on 15 November 2013, 09:43:47 pm
Snow white and the SEVEN dwarfs. This is for one. Need 6 more lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulkemp on 15 November 2013, 09:44:24 pm
Where are the other 6?  :lol
Unfazed its your prize :-)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Andy FZS on 15 November 2013, 11:20:32 pm
Well now we know who's dopey who the best fit to the others?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 16 November 2013, 12:27:10 am
Where are the other 6?  :lol

 Winning so far.  Almost wet myself laughing
Sorry don't get it  :\
Snow White and the ????? :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 16 November 2013, 12:39:39 am
Where are the other 6?  :lol

 Winning so far.  Almost wet myself laughing
Sorry don't get it  :\
Snow White and the ????? :lol


So where's your pic then?  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 16 November 2013, 01:01:32 am
Bruce Springsteen picture
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 16 November 2013, 01:03:14 am
Ghostrider's attempt at getting into the racing scene got off to a poor start...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 16 November 2013, 01:25:54 am
Joe Rocks £50 heated grips might not have been such a bargain after all!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 16 November 2013, 06:53:57 am
Joe Rocks £50 heated grips might not have been such a bargain after all!!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol






or


The Devil wears red !! and rides fast
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 16 November 2013, 04:25:17 pm
was it the bike or the ride that back fired ?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulkemp on 16 November 2013, 05:36:05 pm
Not so sure about safety of these Chinese xmas lights
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dickturpin on 16 November 2013, 05:41:36 pm
ready......steady.......glow!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Chris on 16 November 2013, 05:44:59 pm
Think it might be over fuelling slightly.
 
Chris
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 16 November 2013, 11:30:58 pm
"Watch here as Dave literally explodes off the line!" happens to be the first time "literally" has been used correctly in a sentence by a commentator
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 16 November 2013, 11:33:12 pm
"Watch here as Dave literally explodes off the line" happens to be the first time "literally" has been used correctly in a sentence by a commentator.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 16 November 2013, 11:46:16 pm
kin hell mate?....when we said ?...warm up lap"..we ment ya tyres not the whole bloody bike :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 17 November 2013, 12:59:42 am
Buddhist biker protests against fuel prices.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 17 November 2013, 07:11:57 am
I suppose that's Christo's new trick !! :lol :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 17 November 2013, 09:38:51 am
I suppose that's Christo's new trick !! :lol :lol

 :eek :eek :eek I fukin hope not!!  :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Andy FZS on 17 November 2013, 04:38:03 pm
I'll stick with a fazer, I don't want one of those new fireblades although they do seem to turn a lot of heads. Lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 17 November 2013, 05:15:37 pm
Maybe he shouldn't have had the extra-hot curry...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 17 November 2013, 05:29:02 pm
Well, he's certainly fired up for this and has a burning desire to win the championship, this being the last heat of today's meeting....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: evesdad on 18 November 2013, 09:27:55 pm
58 had a cunning plan to distract the others and get off the line 1st when the lights went to go!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: mr self destruct on 19 November 2013, 07:54:58 am
Marco Melandri was a dirty rider even before Eugene Laverty complained, as the 'Molotov Cocktail incident' at the start of his career proved.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Bubs348 on 19 November 2013, 04:31:43 pm
George Lucas unveils the new warpfazer for the new star wars film
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Mark YPVS on 19 November 2013, 04:54:01 pm
The cheap Chinese heated grips worked better than expected !!
Mark :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 20 November 2013, 08:34:53 pm
A difficult decision on this one, I had it down to five but could not decide on which of the five.  :'( :rollin
I put the five names in a container and my wife picked out one  :)
Andy FZS is the winner
We await your picture :pc
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Andy FZS on 21 November 2013, 05:23:40 am
Ok, your wife obviously has good taste, I'll search round for a suitable piccy::)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Andy FZS on 21 November 2013, 05:33:36 am
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/21/ebuny6er.jpg)
Ok now I need to figure out how to post a pic..
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 21 November 2013, 07:39:04 am
Christo sure did find a 400cc snail
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 21 November 2013, 08:46:31 am
HA the tortoise and the Hare aren't going to know what hit them !
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: DryRob on 21 November 2013, 11:10:24 am
Still faster than a blue fazer
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 21 November 2013, 11:29:11 am
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Reported to mods.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 21 November 2013, 11:31:26 am
When my partner sees my bike she'll think i shagged another woman.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 21 November 2013, 11:46:19 am
French motorcyclists protest against having to wear a hi viz!

Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: fazersharp on 21 November 2013, 11:54:03 am
Brian finally came out of his shell and brought that bike he had always wanted
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 21 November 2013, 11:55:03 am
RED98..testing new german made helmet!!...whilst keeping both eyes out for cops :eek ....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 November 2013, 12:51:11 pm
Exups bike courier company takes snail mail to the next level
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: clayt74 on 21 November 2013, 01:59:51 pm
At last!!! An excuse for snail trails on my fazer  :eek
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulkemp on 21 November 2013, 07:20:59 pm
Who said a snails slower than an Expunut ? ;-)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 21 November 2013, 07:25:57 pm
([url]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/21/ebuny6er.jpg[/url])
Ok now I need to figure out how to post a pic..


Testing was going well on the latest Ducati MotoGP bike!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 21 November 2013, 10:33:26 pm
 Ducatis Desmosedici test rider finally came out of his shell only to find improvements were continuing at a snails pace :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 21 November 2013, 11:00:40 pm
All The Gear, All The Time!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Jdalt on 22 November 2013, 01:47:33 am
My wife likes to ride too.........say hello to michelle.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Andy FZS on 22 November 2013, 07:21:55 pm
Well I liked a few but I kept coming back to " RED98..testing new german made helmet!!...whilst keeping both eyes out for cops :eek ...."
So it's over to crh for a new picture.
Andy
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 22 November 2013, 07:41:37 pm
thanks for that andy 8) ......try this one  :evil .........
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 22 November 2013, 07:44:14 pm
Crack motorcycle cop pulls over suspect!! :rolleyes



Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 22 November 2013, 09:11:06 pm
Crack motorcycle cop pulls over suspect!! :rolleyes

The only way to pull on a Harley?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Dead Eye on 22 November 2013, 09:20:17 pm
The bike isn't the only thing he wants to inspect ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 22 November 2013, 09:20:23 pm
He shoulda made sure there was enough tread left on his spare before riding.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 22 November 2013, 09:21:16 pm
Oh look! A credit card slot for a ride on a Harley  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 22 November 2013, 11:07:11 pm
The insurance despatch ride says "there is no cover on your POLICIE for the crack on the mudguard" :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 23 November 2013, 12:45:11 am
Chicken strips? What chicken strips...?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 23 November 2013, 03:37:03 am
easy on the braking you if you don't want skid marks
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 23 November 2013, 02:34:45 pm
come on you lot?...ya friggin slow with this one arnt ya? :rolleyes ....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 23 November 2013, 02:42:33 pm
Motorcycling IS all its cracked up to be.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 23 November 2013, 03:15:31 pm
Well officer, you know where you can stick that speeding ticket....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 24 November 2013, 03:39:07 pm
Oh c'mon officer I'm only out arse-in' around on my bike.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 24 November 2013, 06:04:37 pm
 Just giving the pig some cheek :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 24 November 2013, 09:49:58 pm
Helmet ? what helmet
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 25 November 2013, 07:48:31 pm
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 25 November 2013, 07:49:02 pm
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 25 November 2013, 07:49:32 pm
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: mr self destruct on 25 November 2013, 08:11:14 pm
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?

She'd have to get off the bike for that.  ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 25 November 2013, 08:16:25 pm

Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?

She'd have to get off the bike for that.  ;)

I don't know what you mean? ;0)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 25 November 2013, 08:55:51 pm
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
have 3......I generally do.........
It's just for the crack  ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 25 November 2013, 09:50:07 pm
well"....after reading through all your caps"...the winner is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nick crisp!!...with exupnut a very close second ;) .....so its over to you now mr crisp? :rolleyes
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 25 November 2013, 10:28:09 pm
 :eek  How did that happen?!
Erm, try this?
 
 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 25 November 2013, 10:39:16 pm
global warmming what global warming ?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 25 November 2013, 11:01:54 pm
McGuinness gets in his 1st practice lap at the Welsh TT.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2013, 11:45:06 pm
:eek  How did that happen?!
Erm, try this?

KTM's attempts to create the ultimate off roader sink to new depths?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2013, 11:46:24 pm
Nick Crisp had devised a cunning plan to ensure he outlived that new Superduke!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 26 November 2013, 12:02:15 am
I didn't think you needed a diving suit to write an aquabike.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 26 November 2013, 12:04:03 am
Foggy goes in a little too deep at fourth bridge.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: msmudge on 26 November 2013, 12:06:38 am
The bloody Mrs will still want to know why I was late home!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: CRH on 26 November 2013, 12:17:32 am
Well i can see the motorpike"...now wheres the bloody sidecarp? :rolleyes
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 26 November 2013, 12:44:43 am
It won't start. I think the engine is flooded...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: midden on 26 November 2013, 04:16:30 am
Doddsie say's
Soapy water, rinse off and dry with a cloth so it doesnt leave water marks, quick flick over the casings with some polish, Job done!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 26 November 2013, 07:31:53 am
It seems Christo is out of his depth with hiss new 400 :)      ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: evesdad on 26 November 2013, 09:25:05 pm
Purplebear combines all his interests in one self portrait
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2013, 10:36:56 pm
Shit! I've only got UK maps on my TomTom.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 26 November 2013, 10:49:05 pm
I don't think it will start; something to do with water in the electrics :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Andy FZS on 26 November 2013, 11:21:39 pm
Just testing the latest wet tyres, they should be in the shops for july..
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: NorthWestern on 01 December 2013, 07:47:00 am
You know the sun is out when Dr Evil commutes to the Underwater Lair on the bike!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Gav on 01 December 2013, 08:41:53 am
Channel tunnel is for wimps
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 01 December 2013, 09:01:43 am
Pretty feeble so far......come on foccers, you can do better than that! Decision tonight.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 01 December 2013, 05:28:00 pm
Ok, last chance - gonna have me dinner, then decision time.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Mark YPVS on 01 December 2013, 05:38:40 pm
when I said dip the headlight.............!! :eek
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 01 December 2013, 08:03:19 pm
Well, after long consideration (at least 20 seconds), and much debate (asked the cat), and careful deliberation (wrote them all on pieces of paper, stuck em on the wall and threw darts at them), the winner is....................NorthWestern with "You know the sun is out when Dr. Evil commutes to the Underwater Lair on the bike!" Well done that man, your prize will be mailed by long range strategic nuclear missile.
Over to you sir  :thumbup
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: NorthWestern on 01 December 2013, 08:57:11 pm
ooof!


Ok have a stab at this one.


(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5507/11158948926_c66bd36d2f.jpg)

Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 01 December 2013, 09:02:07 pm
this new "keep britain tidy " thing is getting a bit over the top now !
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 01 December 2013, 09:06:59 pm
The new CBR bristles with the latest technology......
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 01 December 2013, 09:14:56 pm
" BROOM BROOM!!"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 01 December 2013, 09:21:27 pm
Exupnut and Red98 clean all  the neighbouring roundabouts ready for ChristoT's next rideout!! :lol       ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: fazersharp on 01 December 2013, 09:51:38 pm
This racetrack has some lovely sweeping bends
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 December 2013, 10:17:38 pm
and its neck and neck round the sweeping left hander
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 01 December 2013, 10:58:00 pm
I thought this was a sweepstakes!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 01 December 2013, 11:26:54 pm
When you said we were going to clean up on the track today...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: NorthWestern on 02 December 2013, 09:18:59 am
haha some good ones...


How long do you normally give before closing it, judge it then hand out ridiculously lavish prizes?

NOTE: Thats not a caption entry BTW its a question...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 02 December 2013, 01:45:07 pm
About a week.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 02 December 2013, 05:50:59 pm
Another clean sweep by the Honda CBR600RR this time with two up in an attempt to slow it down.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: clayt74 on 02 December 2013, 05:54:03 pm
Oi!!!........ Those 2 witches just stole my foccing bike!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: NorthWestern on 03 December 2013, 03:05:10 pm
"Exupnut and Red98 clean all  the neighbouring roundabouts ready for ChristoT's next rideout!!"

Shouldnt that be "Exupnut and Red98 clean all  the neighbouring roundabouts after ChristoT's rideout!!"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Dead Eye on 03 December 2013, 03:14:02 pm
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 03 December 2013, 04:59:49 pm
Lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 03 December 2013, 06:46:31 pm
"Exupnut and Red98 clean all  the neighbouring roundabouts ready for ChristoT's next rideout!!"

Shouldnt that be "Exupnut and Red98 clean all  the neighbouring roundabouts after ChristoT's rideout!!"

 :foc

I seem to be using that one a lot at the moment...  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Gav on 05 December 2013, 05:44:15 pm
Those smug foccers told me to brush up my riding skills.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 05 December 2013, 07:54:10 pm
Do we have a winner?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: NorthWestern on 05 December 2013, 07:56:08 pm
Let me mull it over a fine single milk tea. Results soon!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: NorthWestern on 05 December 2013, 08:09:16 pm
ok it was slim pickings but I liked Clayt74's


"Oi!!!........ Those 2 witches just stole my foccing bike!!!" the best!

Prize is in the post.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 09 December 2013, 09:55:42 am
Have we lost Clayt74's


 does he know he's won ?
 
 and a little bump !
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: clayt74 on 09 December 2013, 12:45:05 pm
Thanks NorthWestern, didn't expect to win with that  :D

Ok how about this one as its getting to that time of year
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: mr self destruct on 09 December 2013, 02:35:34 pm
"Who's naughty list was I on to end up with a fucking Vespa?!"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 09 December 2013, 03:38:52 pm
Bugger that's the last time I park my sleigh in Gravesend !
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 09 December 2013, 07:18:37 pm
When I get my hands on that bastard bloody Rudolph...!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 09 December 2013, 09:52:17 pm
Should have got a towbar! :lol



EDIT: Foccing autocorrect on my phone!! Towbar, not toolbar!
 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Looney tune on 10 December 2013, 12:39:46 am
Can't wait till I get home, this bike needs MODS.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: NorthWestern on 10 December 2013, 07:24:23 am
Thats the last time I buy a bike from the Elves, Fazer indeed!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 10 December 2013, 08:37:05 am
Stupid foccing Genie I said Veyron not Vespa
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 10 December 2013, 05:31:31 pm
Santa was a looter and escaped on a scooter !! :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 10 December 2013, 09:20:32 pm
I foccin hate scooters...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: paulkemp on 10 December 2013, 09:27:13 pm
Ride it like you stole it :-)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: evesdad on 11 December 2013, 12:41:37 pm
thermal beard comes in handy
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Gav on 11 December 2013, 09:21:30 pm
I'm only doing 18mph but I've got my foccin beard trapped in my flies for foc sake.  No foccin time to sort it, foccin prezzies to deliver.  Wish I had a foccin Fazer.  Oh god how the foc am I goanna get down the foccin chimney. 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 11 December 2013, 09:29:13 pm
EVERYONE bowed to Roger Daltreys demands!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Lez72 on 12 December 2013, 07:53:49 am
That's the last time the Mrs gets to borrow the sleigh !!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: clayt74 on 12 December 2013, 05:20:45 pm
Foccing new emissions test!! Who knew that reindeer shit would be an instant fail!!


I know I'm exempt for winning myself, just a quick bump before I choose a winner.. Tomorrow is it?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 21 December 2013, 11:43:46 am
what happend ? to much xmas spirit ?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: zippywight on 21 December 2013, 09:53:11 pm
Santa's now got a job delivering domino's pizza.......20 minute guarantee, or your next pizza free.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 15 February 2014, 07:07:31 pm
Pick a winner CLAYT74.......lets see if we can get this moving again    :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 06 May 2014, 11:37:59 pm
Bump.  ;)

(http://www.funnyzone.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funnyzone_funny-bike-brake.jpg)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 07 May 2014, 12:45:41 am
fec me these new pads are good !
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: NorthWestern on 07 May 2014, 06:30:34 am
Having never ridden a blue bike before, Paul tried to get it to 60mph...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: risticuss on 07 May 2014, 08:16:41 am
Quick.... where did I put my bike gear!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: hightower on 07 May 2014, 08:44:46 am
"Billy wasn't lying when he said the wheel alignment was a few mm out"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Panthor on 07 May 2014, 08:49:15 am
wheres christoT and his towbar when you need him?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Looney tune on 07 May 2014, 01:36:06 pm
Thank foc I wore my kevlar t-shirt.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: stevierst on 07 May 2014, 02:00:38 pm
I was just thinking "factor 20 anti friction sunblock tester"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 07 May 2014, 10:25:53 pm
Panthor's comment made me smile, but I have to hand it to HIGHTOWER, with the wheel alignment quip.

We await your picture, sir!  :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: hightower on 08 May 2014, 06:55:53 am
Have a crack at this then fellas

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/08/mubeze3e.jpg)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 08 May 2014, 06:59:19 am
Pinocchio registers with Foc-u
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 08 May 2014, 07:13:38 am
Suspension's a bit wooden!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: hightower on 08 May 2014, 07:57:34 am
My effort, even though I can't win:


"He used philips screw heads on the engine mounts? What year is this, 1763?!"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 08 May 2014, 08:50:39 am
wooden he be better off with a fazer ?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: hightower on 08 May 2014, 09:02:07 am
"New for 2014, Harley's much anticipated W.O.O.D. Chopper"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: hightower on 08 May 2014, 11:06:47 am
I'm gonna have no net from 2pm until Sunday, so will give it a few more hours (give people a chance to post a caption on their dinner) then will pick a winner to keep it moving.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Looney tune on 08 May 2014, 12:24:01 pm
I told the doctor I had no wood when riding !!! Think he picked me up wrong.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: hightower on 08 May 2014, 12:51:00 pm
I told the doctor I had no wood when riding !!! Think he picked me up wrong.
That's just all kinds of wrong!  :rollin
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ogri48 on 08 May 2014, 01:08:23 pm
Oh how I pine for my old bike. Life's a beech....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: hightower on 08 May 2014, 01:28:27 pm
It was between Snapper and Ogri. I loves a good pun.


Ogri, we'll go Ogri. Yep. The thread is all yours.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ogri48 on 08 May 2014, 01:55:15 pm
Good lord, really! I've never won anything before..right then mate...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ogri48 on 08 May 2014, 02:11:08 pm
 :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: hightower on 08 May 2014, 02:15:30 pm
"You like my new helmet? Yeah, sloth designed it"


http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/LISTS/2011/001_January/19/goonies_sequel/goonies_sequel_Reason_Two.jpg (https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=VdKyD8i18y7dRM&tbnid=D49G-_EBsJ8J6M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shadowlocked.com%2F201101191306%2Flists%2Ften-reasons-why-a-goonies-sequel-will-work.html&ei=t4NrU_mUMqOiyAGG9IE4&bvm=bv.66330100,d.ZGU&psig=AFQjCNHeHHdg--4eh3_u-Ye-K_9lDEyVfg&ust=1399641390836207)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Panthor on 08 May 2014, 04:24:27 pm
Budget cuts started affecting the new predator movie.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 08 May 2014, 05:27:17 pm
No matter how you dress up a Bandit the Fazer is still a better bike  :lol
Title: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 08 May 2014, 08:07:33 pm
Why does the front of my lid look like a minge?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ogri48 on 09 May 2014, 05:33:27 pm
I'm guessing you edited that from something along the lines of " don't call me c@nt face..." So it's gotta be your turn Exupnut... :)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Fazerider on 09 May 2014, 06:19:06 pm
Doctors were unable to help when the Stig contracted lockjaw.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 09 May 2014, 08:38:49 pm

I'm guessing you edited that from something along the lines of " don't call me c@nt face..." So it's gotta be your turn Exupnut... :)


Lol.... Actually i missed the "A" before minge and that's not a euphemism u filthy man....so I guess i win... Here goes ...

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/10/3aratysy.jpg)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: red98 on 09 May 2014, 08:52:26 pm
Ok....you all thinking it.............christo's finally back on the road    :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 09 May 2014, 08:54:37 pm
Thinking "BBrown1664 is so the wrong colour, if only I could get BigBlue....."  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 09 May 2014, 10:01:18 pm
Ok....you all thinking it.............christo's finally back on the road    :lol

I fucking wish!!


Devilsyam tries to get in touch with his feminine side
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 09 May 2014, 10:07:11 pm
Katie Em shows her bear behind!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ogri48 on 09 May 2014, 11:41:15 pm
Budget cuts on mad max 2 remake hit home..
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 10 May 2014, 12:08:29 am
shes colour blind and thought it was the fastest Silver colour!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 11 May 2014, 09:56:48 am
Do we have a winner, Exup?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 11 May 2014, 12:20:37 pm
After much cogitations and deliberations the winner iz...... DODDSIE
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 11 May 2014, 09:21:05 pm
Dunno what `cogitations are but cheers!!!! Here  ya go....



Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 11 May 2014, 09:25:28 pm
Clearly, I'm enjoying my new wheels...   :rolleyes
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 11 May 2014, 09:33:46 pm

Dunno what `cogitations are but cheers!!!! Here  ya go....


(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/12/y7amugu6.jpg)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dickturpin on 11 May 2014, 09:46:07 pm
Special delivery arrives for the Foccer's Spring Meet
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 11 May 2014, 09:49:35 pm
ChristoT finally finally finished his project bike and was afraid of shitting himself on the first test. :lol
Title: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 21 October 2014, 11:45:40 pm
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/22/ze8eduge.jpg)

Bigbluebear meets a red Fazer owner.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 22 October 2014, 12:38:42 am
Fred made the mistake of starting a "what tyres?" thread
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 October 2014, 08:17:42 am
Hope you choke you bastard
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 October 2014, 03:50:24 pm
([url]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/22/ze8eduge.jpg[/url])

Bigbluebear meets a red Fazer owner.


BigBlueBear will be dumping his new girlfriend soon
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: BIG MAC on 22 October 2014, 10:27:59 pm
Can I have the fuel tank
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: fazerscotty on 23 October 2014, 08:55:13 pm
"Mom told me not to talk with ma mouth full"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 24 October 2014, 09:29:05 pm
Bbb wins by dumping his new girlfriend lol over to u bear....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 November 2014, 11:50:35 am
sorry for the delay

Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2014, 11:52:49 am
The Policie is to use escorts for wide loads
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: positron on 10 November 2014, 12:57:55 pm
Honest Police Officer tries to pull one (off).
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 10 November 2014, 01:08:49 pm
Definitely a drugs bust, Officer to search for hidden crack
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 10 November 2014, 01:18:00 pm
BigBlueBear fails to check whether the image was used before this time last year...  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 November 2014, 01:58:39 pm
BigBlueBear fails to check whether the image was used before this time last year...  :lol

oh no, its the image police....better crawl up that ass crack
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 10 November 2014, 02:01:24 pm
Well officer, you know where you can stick that ticket....

(both an entry, and a reply to BBB.  ;) )
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 November 2014, 03:56:20 pm
Well officer, you know where you can stick that ticket....

(both an entry, and a reply to BBB.  ;) )

Which, if I remember rightly (which does occasionally happen, believe it or not  :rolleyes ), was also an entry for said first run of this particular pic  ;)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 November 2014, 04:05:14 pm
Well officer, you know where you can stick that ticket....

(both an entry, and a reply to BBB.  ;) )

Which, if I remember rightly (which does occasionally happen, believe it or not  :rolleyes ), was also an entry for said first run of this particular pic  ;)

And the winner is Nick for being an arse!!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 November 2014, 04:19:54 pm
I thank you, I thank you, no really, you're too kind!  :lol

Been called worse, and it was probably still short of the mark  :\
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 November 2014, 05:32:33 pm
Sorry Nick, couldn't resist....lets "crack on"
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 10 November 2014, 08:49:26 pm

I thank you, I thank you, no really, you're too kind!  :lol

Been called worse, and it was probably still short of the mark  :\

Come on Nick.... We need a foto
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 10 November 2014, 08:51:14 pm
BigBlueBear fails to check whether the image was used before this time last year...  :lol

He was too taken up looking for a bit of crack  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 November 2014, 08:53:25 pm

Come on Nick.... We need a foto

Eh? How did I win? I didn't even post an entry!  :eek
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 10 November 2014, 08:54:46 pm
Exactly... U won for being an arse...soooo....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 November 2014, 09:05:34 pm
*Sigh* I just don't know what's going on anymore  :\

Ok, do your worst:

(http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b550/nicknicklxs/MotorbikeSurfing_zps3a058292.jpg) (http://s1291.photobucket.com/user/nicknicklxs/media/MotorbikeSurfing_zps3a058292.jpg.html)
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 10 November 2014, 09:32:36 pm
 ;)


   
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: snapper on 10 November 2014, 09:50:54 pm
wow these new rain tyres are great !
 
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 November 2014, 10:18:34 pm
;)
 

What?........What?!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 10 November 2014, 10:39:04 pm
Just to let the Welsh people among us know it was light hearted.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 10 November 2014, 10:39:30 pm
Noggy rides in Sunny Wales
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 10 November 2014, 10:42:58 pm
Noggy rides in Sunny Wales






 No such thing!!!!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Exupnut on 10 November 2014, 10:46:15 pm
Err..... exactly.....hence the water.....errr ....and the post.... U been on the Polish beerski again ?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Doddsie on 10 November 2014, 10:49:23 pm
one likes to do ones bit!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 10 November 2014, 10:53:21 pm
Guy Martin eat your heart out :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 11 November 2014, 12:23:28 am
Kawasaki's early jet ski attempts were not entirely successful....
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: dazza on 11 November 2014, 01:06:06 am
Wet dreams are made of these
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: BIG MAC on 11 November 2014, 07:03:58 am
Not another 'Foccer WAVE' thread
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: bigbluebear on 11 November 2014, 12:20:35 pm
Is that a boater cycle
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 11 November 2014, 02:16:08 pm
Whassup, this one too hard for you?  :lol

That's the last time I ride in Somerset.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 11 November 2014, 02:24:32 pm
Haz we a wiener?
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 11 November 2014, 02:29:05 pm
No.

Needs more tries.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Grahamm on 11 November 2014, 11:39:02 pm
I tried that once, but I flooded my engine...
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 12 November 2014, 07:33:09 am
Exupnut's daily commute from his barge was always very exciting. :lol




Shit,,


Wrong Foccer,, Focced that up !!!!! :o




Punkstig's daily commute was a bit far fetched when he told his mate about it in the pub." yeh you see , there's these big waves and................... 8) = you get it.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: unfazed on 12 November 2014, 08:33:52 am
Exupnut's daily commute from his barge was always very exciting.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: ChristoT on 12 November 2014, 11:19:51 am
I think you mean Punkstig. But still funny.  :lol
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: slimwilly on 12 November 2014, 07:05:08 pm
Exupnut's daily commute from his barge was always very exciting. :lol




Shit,,


Wrong Foccer,, Focced that up !!!!! :o




Punkstig's daily commute was a bit far fetched when he told his mate about it in the pub." yeh you see , there's these big waves and................... 8) = you get it.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: Ebme Geek on 12 November 2014, 07:18:23 pm
Nearly lost the aquaplaning, look out for the grip ! ! !
 
Nearly lost the aquaplaning, nearly got some grip !!!
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: noggythenog on 12 November 2014, 07:55:02 pm


Christo Has yet another Wet Dream. :b
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: positron on 12 November 2014, 09:29:18 pm
Stock photo of a motorcyclist enjoying Irish summer, Dublin, Ireland, 2013.
Title: Re: caption competition
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 November 2014, 09:54:10 pm
I think Mervyn White should have cancelled this years NW 200