Fazer Owners Club - Unofficial
General => General => Topic started by: red98 on 06 October 2013, 07:47:34 am
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lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie :) ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo :\
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Well, if you're deciding the rules, I suppose you've already won? :rolleyes
How many foccin towbars do you need?!! :lol
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Well, if you're deciding the rules, I suppose you've already won? :rolleyes
How many foccin towbars do you need?!! :lol
being sensible now....not done that for a while :lol ......a caption please nick to start things off ;)
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Alright then.
"And it's still faster than a red one!"
How's that? :lol
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Alright then.
"And it's still faster than a red one!"
How's that? :lol
:foc ............have a think matey......see you later :lol
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Yep, just as I thought, the rules are going to be slightly biased...... :rolleyes :lol
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I don't know but the steering feels a bit wooden to me!
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lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie :) ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo :\
.......HERE IT IS FOCCERS?...THIS IS THE LATEST CREATION FROM THE HIGH WYCOMBE BRANCH OF OCC>>>>PAUL Sr">>HAS CREATED THE VERY FIRST >>>FAZER EXERCISE BIKE!!! :eek ...this revolutionary idea came to him from his counterpart buddy and ex lofo...christo.T....christo sadly is no longer with us as he was deported to america by the dvla"..pauls secretary...dolly lambchop will be pleased to take orders over the phone!! 8) ..most colours available!...sorry we dont do.....RED!
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"Yamaha's first attempt at a hover bike gets off to a shaky start?"
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"After crashing both his Bat Bikes & with the credit crunch taking hold, Batman decided on a budget replacement....after all he'd heard that it was near impossible to crash a 600 Fazer!.... :groan "
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Still a more complete bike then a Bandit...
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lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie :) ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo :\
I knew stopping in Liverpool was a bad idea
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No chance of a supporting role with Chorlton and the liccle old lady now
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This ancient relic was found in the Pyramids from before they had invented the wheel.
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'slimwilly I have potted my plum jam, made a bottle of damson gin,just been to restart a boiler,walked the dog ,brekkie now at 11.50 and just about to jump on the flying machine to head south to see if i can meet them lost foccers following Nick Crisp.'
Flying machine!! you taking the fekkin piss!!!
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southern foccer's idea to save on tyre wear hits snag....
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"Bugger. Still, a bit of t-cut and no one would ever know I binned it.."
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Mrs Red after returning home from work: "Mr Red, Can you please remove that piece of shit from outside our front door ?"
Reply: "Sorry Mrs Red, I didn't realise you didn't like hanging baskets !"
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Shit, someone's nicked my bricks!
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I was only supposed to be fitting a new indicator bulb!!!
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Fuckin Mercedes.
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Christo hasn't quite got the hang of planking.
Christo aka Merv forgot to swerve
Ouch, sorry Chris
Mickey
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Balls!
(and having them for propping up the bike like that!)
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ahhh...some good captions there :) ....it seems only fair to wait for christoT`s caption and i`ll pick a winner :)
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NICE TRY CHRISTO!!!!
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'slimwilly I have potted my plum jam, made a bottle of damson gin,just been to restart a boiler,walked the dog ,brekkie now at 11.50 and just about to jump on the flying machine to head south to see if i can meet them lost foccers following Nick Crisp.'
Flying machine!! you taking the fekkin piss!!!
You could be right, a flying machine indeed
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Just pulled a bike can someone lend me a couple of rubbers
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some bugger knicked my bricks i knew i shouldnt have moved to gravesend
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Rules should have stated no more than one caption per entrant, and winner should be put to the vote.
Midden gets mine with "I knew stopping in Liverpool was a bad idea" :lol
But want to see if Christo can better that! Come on matey, put the smiley face on and have a crack! :)
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the new alarm system worked brilliantly.....
no one would ever nick it now
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some bugger knicked my bricks i knew i shouldnt have moved to gravesend
Lol Can't be in gravesend. There would just be bricks and anything non metalic left :rollin
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Some bloke came past me so fast he blew my wheels off!
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I'm all for weight saving to increase performance, but I think I overdid it.
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when my mate asked to borrow my wheels, I of course said yes........................
didnt know he meant it literally!!!
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That invisible paint has worked really well on the wheels....might do the rest of the bike!
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"Yes mate, but you'll need a trailer to pick it up. Did I mention I have a towbar for sale?"
Yamaha attempt to build a motorcycle that fits new EC regulations.
This restrictor kit is a bit extreme.....
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ok,creative caption competitors :lol .....going to pick a winner tonight.still time to get your entry in ;) ......dont forget if you win you post the next piccie :)
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The new Yamaha MT - 0 Shite someone's had me wheels!
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Paul Nackadmefazer,...yamaha"s top designer has just released this prototype pic of whats now become the ..new MT09 :eek ....
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Now let the thieving gits try and wheel it away!
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The MT-06 wasn't quite what the dealers were expecting...
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drumroll please........first i would like to thank everyone who voted,except CRH....you need help man :lol i have spent the day wading through the entrants reading every single one,some made me cry,others made me lol :lol so the results in reverse order
3rd.............midden...you choose which one ;)
2nd............evesdad with... "now let the thieving gits try and wheel it away" :lol
1st.............dry rob with..."still a more complete bike than a bandit" :lol a worthy winner as we all already know ;)
well done DRYROB......your turn to post a piccie....and remember
:useless
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Oh, cheers :)
Here's a picture for the next lot of captions
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*sigh.... `if only i had a tow ball`!!!
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new yamaha desginers just dont get "sexy"
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still a more complete bike than a bandit!
Well, it was good enough last time!
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Yamaha's attempt to get into the sex doll market was blessedly short lived.
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Yamaha's latest model had trouble finding it's feet in a competitive market...
I see Yammy's all tanked up and fallen over again :rolleyes
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I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down :z
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Nice legs, but the arms are shock(ing)!!! :rolleyes
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Yamaha misunderstood the conversation about "the local Bike"
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nice piccy DRYROB.....you to pick a winner remember....i`ll put my thinking cap on and have a go ;)
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"biker babe,21,likes going out, up for anything!"
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" Well ridden ! "
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"Dave turned up to the Yamalubeoholics Anonymous meeting feeling a tad rough"
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Get tanked up with the new Yamaha custom
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Want a ride - boys
or
laid out very nicely
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" ride it like you stole it "
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...looks like ..simonm and christot ..met up again? :rolleyes
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...looks like ..simonm and christot ..met up again? :rolleyes
He wishes. :2guns
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"Draw me like one of your French motorbikes"
I'll choose a winner tonight
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Never mind the foreplay just spit on it and stick it in!
Wrong forum?
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I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:
"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"
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I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:
"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"
Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar :\
Ok, let the captions commence.
(http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc516/Lez777/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg) (http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/Lez777/media/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg.html)
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Fat Dave hoped the impending road rash would help him meet this weeks weight watchers target
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one to many super size me's I think
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The Harley Davidson miniaturisation project ran into a snag......
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Ex wifes just rung me, says she`s won the lottery and ordered me a fat boy!!
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lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie :) ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo :\
Scouse Gits , last time I park up in Liverpool
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They laughed at my bike. So I ate them.
Or: How Christo will look next year when he gets back from the US
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Have i got a puncture ?
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Watch me get my knee down!
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Does this make my bum look big???
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Knee down?? It's a wonder big Dave there got the leg over at all! :lol
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I know my undies have skid marks, but what's that smell of rubber?
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OK Lez, let's have a winner! :lol
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I can ride that... here hold my beer
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I've spent a fortune on alloy and carbon fibre parts to make my bike ultra light
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I can ride that... here hold my beer
My beer can ride that... here, hold me!! :sex :kiss :lol :lol
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Sod the kids, I'm avin it :-)
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There were some really funny captions posted there folks but todays winner is Brooker81 with "Have I got a puncture ?" I picked this one because I just imagined the guy riding along with a puzzled look on his face with the bike weaving all over the place and it made me lol.
So, Brooker 81 lets have the next piccy.
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hey brooker 81....your the winner ......do you have a new piccie to post ?
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I got one....
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/14/jyhazapu.jpg)
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.....Christo decides he is taking no chances with his new bike!!! ;)
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the Ikea instruction that came with the wheely bars were a little confusing !
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Tesco's new 500cc trolley
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Knee down time?
Foc off, Doddsie! :lol
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I'll have the last laugh when the roads freeze :lol
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But officer as it's got 4 wheels I thought my car license was valid!
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Impossible to drop you say? Challenge accepted
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hey EXUPNUT you posted , time to pick a winner and get a new piccie up :)
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I'll have the last laugh when the roads freeze :lol
The winner is mr Unfazed. Congrats :-) a new piccy please sir.
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I'll kick his arse if he doesn't move out of the way :lol
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I'll kick his arse if he doesn't move out of the way :lol
You're not meant to give your own caption. :lol :lol
Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!
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Ah, so that's where you attach the tow bar!
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i'm tired think i'll have a nap !
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the "knee down" competition reached a new low...
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LOOK! No balance!!
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I'll kick his arse if he doesn't move out of the way :lol
You're not meant to give your own caption. :lol :lol
Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!
I was just starting it off :lol
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I'm not byin a foccin KTM again.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Marquez said it would be OK !!!Cnut :'(
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i knew i should have gone for the red "foc-u rad hoses" :\
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ok so it doesnt fly but it really is fast :lol :lol
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You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out... :D
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Supermoto-dominos was a HIT!!
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Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!
The winner is Christo, :eek
We await your picture :pc
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Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!
The winner is Christo, :eek
We await your picture :pc
That's two of us shocked! :eek :eek :eek :eek
How's this then?
(http://s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com/original/57/ODliZjY4MzYw_o_funny-motorcycle-sidecars.jpg)
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I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:
"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"
Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar :\
Ok, let the captions commence.
([url]http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc516/Lez777/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/Lez777/media/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg.html[/url])
Your worst nightmare you are on a flight heading for Australia and the seat beside you is empty, they are just about to shut the door, and that appears, guess were he is sitting
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I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:
"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"
Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar :\
Ok, let the captions commence.
([url]http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc516/Lez777/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/Lez777/media/LittleBike_zps598d70eb.jpg.html[/url])
Your worst nightmare you are on a flight heading for Australia and the seat beside you is empty, they are just about to shut the door, and that appears, guess were he is sitting
Wrong picture, Lew. :lol :lol
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The winner is Christo, :eek
We await your picture :pc
That's two of us shocked! :eek :eek :eek :eek
How's this then?
(http://s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com/original/57/ODliZjY4MzYw_o_funny-motorcycle-sidecars.jpg)
Not quite what I meant whenI said can you tinkle on the ivories!!!
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watch out for potholes...if this lid drops quickly...
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During their later years, Chas & Dave were forced into increasingly desperate measures to get gigs.
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The 'Hairy Bikers' tried many ideas out before discovering the cookery program.
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Yamahas 1st prototype naked organ takes to our streets!!....fared version to follow :rolleyes
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Oi cheeky, this piano lark's a breeze
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mobile motorcycle tuning specialists get it all wrong!!!!!!! :eek
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Example of a bum rush
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I said buy a naked Yamaha and enjoy the ride , not play a Yamaha naked and enjoy the ride :lol
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This one's for you Sir Elton John ;)
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I think I've worked out the strange sound coming from the engine, you've snapped your G-string
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Hold it in, we'll soon be at the potato field
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I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
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And the winner is.... :eek :eek :eek
During their later years, Chas & Dave were forced into increasingly desperate measures to get gigs.
We await your photo! :)
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How about this? :D
(http://static.blogo.it/twowheelsblog/sexandridingandbikestunts.jpg)
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Now thats a tank slapper!!!!
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How about this? :D
([url]http://static.blogo.it/twowheelsblog/sexandridingandbikestunts.jpg[/url])
"Fill 'er up" took on a hole, I mean WHOLE, new meaning... :lol :lol :lol
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How about this? :D
([url]http://static.blogo.it/twowheelsblog/sexandridingandbikestunts.jpg[/url])
"Fill 'er up" took on a hole, I mean WHOLE, new meaning... :lol :lol :lol
I'm going to have to clean the tank now :/
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Girl power takes breast in show!! :rolleyes
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Is that the clutch he is pulling ? :\
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The clutch isn't the only thing being pulled in that picture ;)
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SO?...thats where the grease nipples are!!
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Sometimes i feel a ..right tit" riding this bike? :b ...yet?...other times i wish ide ...left tit"..at home!! :\
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now then, can I get the bike to kangaroo like I do the car !
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When i said take me for a ride i didn't mean like this!
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"That's the last time I park in Liverpool"
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when they said, put some wax on your tank, i thought they meant ruby wax...
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Harley experiment with blow up attachment to increase sales
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Park and ride takes on a whole new meaning :lol
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Is it just me of is that a shadow of the marble sack and love muscle across her left breast?
Daz
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Ride Baby,Ride !! :kiss
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U can let ur crutch out now
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And the winner is....... paulkemp!
"That's the last time I park in Liverpool"
So your turn now. ;)
Made me laugh by reminding me of a past experience with a Liverpool lass and her low standards.
Mind you it can't actually be Liverpool, I see 8 cars in the pic and not one of them has been torched. :D
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Captions for this..
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/14/5yzezaba.jpg)
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Where are the other 6? :lol
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Can I get insurance for that please?
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Can I get insurance for that please?
To fast for you, it would need to be restricted. :rollin :rollin :rollin
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You put it on a hot wash didn't you!
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This one's just for paper cuts!!
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Where are the other 6? :lol
Winning so far. Almost wet myself laughing
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Where are the other 6? :lol
Winning so far. Almost wet myself laughing
Sorry don't get it :\
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Snow white and the SEVEN dwarfs. This is for one. Need 6 more lol
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Where are the other 6? :lol
Unfazed its your prize :-)
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Well now we know who's dopey who the best fit to the others?
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Where are the other 6? :lol
Winning so far. Almost wet myself laughing
Sorry don't get it :\
Snow White and the ????? :lol
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Where are the other 6? :lol
Winning so far. Almost wet myself laughing
Sorry don't get it :\
Snow White and the ????? :lol
So where's your pic then? :lol :lol :lol
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Bruce Springsteen picture
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Ghostrider's attempt at getting into the racing scene got off to a poor start...
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Joe Rocks £50 heated grips might not have been such a bargain after all!!
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Joe Rocks £50 heated grips might not have been such a bargain after all!!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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The Devil wears red !! and rides fast
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was it the bike or the ride that back fired ?
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Not so sure about safety of these Chinese xmas lights
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ready......steady.......glow!
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Think it might be over fuelling slightly.
Chris
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"Watch here as Dave literally explodes off the line!" happens to be the first time "literally" has been used correctly in a sentence by a commentator
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"Watch here as Dave literally explodes off the line" happens to be the first time "literally" has been used correctly in a sentence by a commentator.
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kin hell mate?....when we said ?...warm up lap"..we ment ya tyres not the whole bloody bike :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
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Buddhist biker protests against fuel prices.
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I suppose that's Christo's new trick !! :lol :lol
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I suppose that's Christo's new trick !! :lol :lol
:eek :eek :eek I fukin hope not!! :eek :eek :eek
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I'll stick with a fazer, I don't want one of those new fireblades although they do seem to turn a lot of heads. Lol
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Maybe he shouldn't have had the extra-hot curry...
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Well, he's certainly fired up for this and has a burning desire to win the championship, this being the last heat of today's meeting....
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58 had a cunning plan to distract the others and get off the line 1st when the lights went to go!
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Marco Melandri was a dirty rider even before Eugene Laverty complained, as the 'Molotov Cocktail incident' at the start of his career proved.
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George Lucas unveils the new warpfazer for the new star wars film
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The cheap Chinese heated grips worked better than expected !!
Mark :)
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A difficult decision on this one, I had it down to five but could not decide on which of the five. :'( :rollin
I put the five names in a container and my wife picked out one :)
Andy FZS is the winner
We await your picture :pc
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Ok, your wife obviously has good taste, I'll search round for a suitable piccy::)
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(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/21/ebuny6er.jpg)
Ok now I need to figure out how to post a pic..
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Christo sure did find a 400cc snail
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HA the tortoise and the Hare aren't going to know what hit them !
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Still faster than a blue fazer
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Reported to mods.
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When my partner sees my bike she'll think i shagged another woman.
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French motorcyclists protest against having to wear a hi viz!
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Brian finally came out of his shell and brought that bike he had always wanted
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RED98..testing new german made helmet!!...whilst keeping both eyes out for cops :eek ....
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Exups bike courier company takes snail mail to the next level
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At last!!! An excuse for snail trails on my fazer :eek
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Who said a snails slower than an Expunut ? ;-)
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([url]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/21/ebuny6er.jpg[/url])
Ok now I need to figure out how to post a pic..
Testing was going well on the latest Ducati MotoGP bike!
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Ducatis Desmosedici test rider finally came out of his shell only to find improvements were continuing at a snails pace :lol
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All The Gear, All The Time!
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My wife likes to ride too.........say hello to michelle.
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Well I liked a few but I kept coming back to " RED98..testing new german made helmet!!...whilst keeping both eyes out for cops :eek ...."
So it's over to crh for a new picture.
Andy
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thanks for that andy 8) ......try this one :evil .........
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Crack motorcycle cop pulls over suspect!! :rolleyes
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Crack motorcycle cop pulls over suspect!! :rolleyes
The only way to pull on a Harley?
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The bike isn't the only thing he wants to inspect ;)
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He shoulda made sure there was enough tread left on his spare before riding.
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Oh look! A credit card slot for a ride on a Harley :lol
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The insurance despatch ride says "there is no cover on your POLICIE for the crack on the mudguard" :)
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Chicken strips? What chicken strips...?
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easy on the braking you if you don't want skid marks
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come on you lot?...ya friggin slow with this one arnt ya? :rolleyes ....
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Motorcycling IS all its cracked up to be.
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Well officer, you know where you can stick that speeding ticket....
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Oh c'mon officer I'm only out arse-in' around on my bike.
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Just giving the pig some cheek :)
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Helmet ? what helmet
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Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
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Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
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Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
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Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
She'd have to get off the bike for that. ;)
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Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
She'd have to get off the bike for that. ;)
I don't know what you mean? ;0)
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Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
have 3......I generally do.........
It's just for the crack ;)
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well"....after reading through all your caps"...the winner is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nick crisp!!...with exupnut a very close second ;) .....so its over to you now mr crisp? :rolleyes
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:eek How did that happen?!
Erm, try this?
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global warmming what global warming ?
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McGuinness gets in his 1st practice lap at the Welsh TT.
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:eek How did that happen?!
Erm, try this?
KTM's attempts to create the ultimate off roader sink to new depths?
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Nick Crisp had devised a cunning plan to ensure he outlived that new Superduke!
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I didn't think you needed a diving suit to write an aquabike.
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Foggy goes in a little too deep at fourth bridge.
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The bloody Mrs will still want to know why I was late home!
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Well i can see the motorpike"...now wheres the bloody sidecarp? :rolleyes
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It won't start. I think the engine is flooded...
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Doddsie say's
Soapy water, rinse off and dry with a cloth so it doesnt leave water marks, quick flick over the casings with some polish, Job done!!
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It seems Christo is out of his depth with hiss new 400 :) ;)
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Purplebear combines all his interests in one self portrait
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Shit! I've only got UK maps on my TomTom.
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I don't think it will start; something to do with water in the electrics :lol
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Just testing the latest wet tyres, they should be in the shops for july..
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You know the sun is out when Dr Evil commutes to the Underwater Lair on the bike!
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Channel tunnel is for wimps
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Pretty feeble so far......come on foccers, you can do better than that! Decision tonight.
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Ok, last chance - gonna have me dinner, then decision time.
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when I said dip the headlight.............!! :eek
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Well, after long consideration (at least 20 seconds), and much debate (asked the cat), and careful deliberation (wrote them all on pieces of paper, stuck em on the wall and threw darts at them), the winner is....................NorthWestern with "You know the sun is out when Dr. Evil commutes to the Underwater Lair on the bike!" Well done that man, your prize will be mailed by long range strategic nuclear missile.
Over to you sir :thumbup
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ooof!
Ok have a stab at this one.
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5507/11158948926_c66bd36d2f.jpg)
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this new "keep britain tidy " thing is getting a bit over the top now !
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The new CBR bristles with the latest technology......
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" BROOM BROOM!!"
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Exupnut and Red98 clean all the neighbouring roundabouts ready for ChristoT's next rideout!! :lol ;)
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This racetrack has some lovely sweeping bends
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and its neck and neck round the sweeping left hander
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I thought this was a sweepstakes!
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When you said we were going to clean up on the track today...
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haha some good ones...
How long do you normally give before closing it, judge it then hand out ridiculously lavish prizes?
NOTE: Thats not a caption entry BTW its a question...
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About a week.
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Another clean sweep by the Honda CBR600RR this time with two up in an attempt to slow it down.
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Oi!!!........ Those 2 witches just stole my foccing bike!!!
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"Exupnut and Red98 clean all the neighbouring roundabouts ready for ChristoT's next rideout!!"
Shouldnt that be "Exupnut and Red98 clean all the neighbouring roundabouts after ChristoT's rideout!!"
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Lol
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"Exupnut and Red98 clean all the neighbouring roundabouts ready for ChristoT's next rideout!!"
Shouldnt that be "Exupnut and Red98 clean all the neighbouring roundabouts after ChristoT's rideout!!"
:foc
I seem to be using that one a lot at the moment... :lol :lol :lol
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Those smug foccers told me to brush up my riding skills.
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Do we have a winner?
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Let me mull it over a fine single milk tea. Results soon!!!
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ok it was slim pickings but I liked Clayt74's
"Oi!!!........ Those 2 witches just stole my foccing bike!!!" the best!
Prize is in the post.
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Have we lost Clayt74's
does he know he's won ?
and a little bump !
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Thanks NorthWestern, didn't expect to win with that :D
Ok how about this one as its getting to that time of year
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"Who's naughty list was I on to end up with a fucking Vespa?!"
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Bugger that's the last time I park my sleigh in Gravesend !
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When I get my hands on that bastard bloody Rudolph...!!
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Should have got a towbar! :lol
EDIT: Foccing autocorrect on my phone!! Towbar, not toolbar!
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Can't wait till I get home, this bike needs MODS.
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Thats the last time I buy a bike from the Elves, Fazer indeed!
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Stupid foccing Genie I said Veyron not Vespa
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Santa was a looter and escaped on a scooter !! :lol
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I foccin hate scooters...
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Ride it like you stole it :-)
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thermal beard comes in handy
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I'm only doing 18mph but I've got my foccin beard trapped in my flies for foc sake. No foccin time to sort it, foccin prezzies to deliver. Wish I had a foccin Fazer. Oh god how the foc am I goanna get down the foccin chimney.
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EVERYONE bowed to Roger Daltreys demands!
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That's the last time the Mrs gets to borrow the sleigh !!!
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Foccing new emissions test!! Who knew that reindeer shit would be an instant fail!!
I know I'm exempt for winning myself, just a quick bump before I choose a winner.. Tomorrow is it?
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what happend ? to much xmas spirit ?
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Santa's now got a job delivering domino's pizza.......20 minute guarantee, or your next pizza free.
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Pick a winner CLAYT74.......lets see if we can get this moving again :)
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Bump. ;)
(http://www.funnyzone.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funnyzone_funny-bike-brake.jpg)
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fec me these new pads are good !
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Having never ridden a blue bike before, Paul tried to get it to 60mph...
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Quick.... where did I put my bike gear!
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"Billy wasn't lying when he said the wheel alignment was a few mm out"
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wheres christoT and his towbar when you need him?
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Thank foc I wore my kevlar t-shirt.
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I was just thinking "factor 20 anti friction sunblock tester"
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Panthor's comment made me smile, but I have to hand it to HIGHTOWER, with the wheel alignment quip.
We await your picture, sir! :)
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Have a crack at this then fellas
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/08/mubeze3e.jpg)
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Pinocchio registers with Foc-u
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Suspension's a bit wooden!
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My effort, even though I can't win:
"He used philips screw heads on the engine mounts? What year is this, 1763?!"
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wooden he be better off with a fazer ?
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"New for 2014, Harley's much anticipated W.O.O.D. Chopper"
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I'm gonna have no net from 2pm until Sunday, so will give it a few more hours (give people a chance to post a caption on their dinner) then will pick a winner to keep it moving.
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I told the doctor I had no wood when riding !!! Think he picked me up wrong.
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I told the doctor I had no wood when riding !!! Think he picked me up wrong.
That's just all kinds of wrong! :rollin
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Oh how I pine for my old bike. Life's a beech....
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It was between Snapper and Ogri. I loves a good pun.
Ogri, we'll go Ogri. Yep. The thread is all yours.
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Good lord, really! I've never won anything before..right then mate...
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:)
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"You like my new helmet? Yeah, sloth designed it"
http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/LISTS/2011/001_January/19/goonies_sequel/goonies_sequel_Reason_Two.jpg (https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=VdKyD8i18y7dRM&tbnid=D49G-_EBsJ8J6M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shadowlocked.com%2F201101191306%2Flists%2Ften-reasons-why-a-goonies-sequel-will-work.html&ei=t4NrU_mUMqOiyAGG9IE4&bvm=bv.66330100,d.ZGU&psig=AFQjCNHeHHdg--4eh3_u-Ye-K_9lDEyVfg&ust=1399641390836207)
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Budget cuts started affecting the new predator movie.
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No matter how you dress up a Bandit the Fazer is still a better bike :lol
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Why does the front of my lid look like a minge?
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I'm guessing you edited that from something along the lines of " don't call me c@nt face..." So it's gotta be your turn Exupnut... :)
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Doctors were unable to help when the Stig contracted lockjaw.
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I'm guessing you edited that from something along the lines of " don't call me c@nt face..." So it's gotta be your turn Exupnut... :)
Lol.... Actually i missed the "A" before minge and that's not a euphemism u filthy man....so I guess i win... Here goes ...
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/10/3aratysy.jpg)
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Ok....you all thinking it.............christo's finally back on the road :lol
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Thinking "BBrown1664 is so the wrong colour, if only I could get BigBlue....." :lol
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Ok....you all thinking it.............christo's finally back on the road :lol
I fucking wish!!
Devilsyam tries to get in touch with his feminine side
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Katie Em shows her bear behind!
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Budget cuts on mad max 2 remake hit home..
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shes colour blind and thought it was the fastest Silver colour!
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Do we have a winner, Exup?
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After much cogitations and deliberations the winner iz...... DODDSIE
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Dunno what `cogitations are but cheers!!!! Here ya go....
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Clearly, I'm enjoying my new wheels... :rolleyes
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Dunno what `cogitations are but cheers!!!! Here ya go....
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/12/y7amugu6.jpg)
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Special delivery arrives for the Foccer's Spring Meet
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ChristoT finally finally finished his project bike and was afraid of shitting himself on the first test. :lol
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(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/22/ze8eduge.jpg)
Bigbluebear meets a red Fazer owner.
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Fred made the mistake of starting a "what tyres?" thread
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Hope you choke you bastard
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([url]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/22/ze8eduge.jpg[/url])
Bigbluebear meets a red Fazer owner.
BigBlueBear will be dumping his new girlfriend soon
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Can I have the fuel tank
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"Mom told me not to talk with ma mouth full"
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Bbb wins by dumping his new girlfriend lol over to u bear....
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sorry for the delay
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The Policie is to use escorts for wide loads
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Honest Police Officer tries to pull one (off).
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Definitely a drugs bust, Officer to search for hidden crack
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BigBlueBear fails to check whether the image was used before this time last year... :lol
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BigBlueBear fails to check whether the image was used before this time last year... :lol
oh no, its the image police....better crawl up that ass crack
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Well officer, you know where you can stick that ticket....
(both an entry, and a reply to BBB. ;) )
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Well officer, you know where you can stick that ticket....
(both an entry, and a reply to BBB. ;) )
Which, if I remember rightly (which does occasionally happen, believe it or not :rolleyes ), was also an entry for said first run of this particular pic ;)
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Well officer, you know where you can stick that ticket....
(both an entry, and a reply to BBB. ;) )
Which, if I remember rightly (which does occasionally happen, believe it or not :rolleyes ), was also an entry for said first run of this particular pic ;)
And the winner is Nick for being an arse!!!!
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I thank you, I thank you, no really, you're too kind! :lol
Been called worse, and it was probably still short of the mark :\
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Sorry Nick, couldn't resist....lets "crack on"
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I thank you, I thank you, no really, you're too kind! :lol
Been called worse, and it was probably still short of the mark :\
Come on Nick.... We need a foto
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BigBlueBear fails to check whether the image was used before this time last year... :lol
He was too taken up looking for a bit of crack :lol
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Come on Nick.... We need a foto
Eh? How did I win? I didn't even post an entry! :eek
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Exactly... U won for being an arse...soooo....
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*Sigh* I just don't know what's going on anymore :\
Ok, do your worst:
(http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b550/nicknicklxs/MotorbikeSurfing_zps3a058292.jpg) (http://s1291.photobucket.com/user/nicknicklxs/media/MotorbikeSurfing_zps3a058292.jpg.html)
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;)
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wow these new rain tyres are great !
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;)
What?........What?!
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Just to let the Welsh people among us know it was light hearted.
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Noggy rides in Sunny Wales
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Noggy rides in Sunny Wales
No such thing!!!!!
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Err..... exactly.....hence the water.....errr ....and the post.... U been on the Polish beerski again ?
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one likes to do ones bit!!
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Guy Martin eat your heart out :lol
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Kawasaki's early jet ski attempts were not entirely successful....
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Wet dreams are made of these
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Not another 'Foccer WAVE' thread
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Is that a boater cycle
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Whassup, this one too hard for you? :lol
That's the last time I ride in Somerset.
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Haz we a wiener?
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No.
Needs more tries.
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I tried that once, but I flooded my engine...
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Exupnut's daily commute from his barge was always very exciting. :lol
Shit,,
Wrong Foccer,, Focced that up !!!!! :o
Punkstig's daily commute was a bit far fetched when he told his mate about it in the pub." yeh you see , there's these big waves and................... 8) = you get it.
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Exupnut's daily commute from his barge was always very exciting.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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I think you mean Punkstig. But still funny. :lol
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Exupnut's daily commute from his barge was always very exciting. :lol
Shit,,
Wrong Foccer,, Focced that up !!!!! :o
Punkstig's daily commute was a bit far fetched when he told his mate about it in the pub." yeh you see , there's these big waves and................... 8) = you get it.
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Nearly lost the aquaplaning, look out for the grip ! ! !
Nearly lost the aquaplaning, nearly got some grip !!!
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Christo Has yet another Wet Dream. :b
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Stock photo of a motorcyclist enjoying Irish summer, Dublin, Ireland, 2013.
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I think Mervyn White should have cancelled this years NW 200