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Title: Was I wrong?
Post by: Blisteredfingerz on 29 September 2013, 04:04:29 pm

Really fancied a ride out a couple of weeks ago but my spider senses were telling me that the Mrs would not be too happy if I were to sod off and leave her with two babies to mind, a roast dinner to cook and a 3 bed semi to tidy.


So, cunningly I poured the majority of a bottle of milk down the sink and then called out in my most obedient husband tone
"Do you wanna drink love"?
"Yes please" came the reply.
On went the kettle and a jiffy later i made her a cuppa, stirring it both clockwise and anti-clockwise, just like she likes.
Handing her the brew I commented "Not much milk left love, I better nip out and get some eh"?
She didnt bat an eyelid. "Yeah ok" she said. And off I went for a blast!


I did exactly the same thing today, pour down sink, offer brew, make brew, no milk love, bye then. Works like a charm.


Was I wrong to do this? Because I only feel bad for the cows. :lol [size=78%] [/size]

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: dazza on 29 September 2013, 04:09:40 pm

This is soooo wrong it's beautiful man.....LOVE IT  :thumbup

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: Punkstig on 29 September 2013, 04:35:06 pm

At least you're helping to keep the dairies in business!

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: stevierst on 29 September 2013, 06:08:17 pm

 :guitar Now that's just superb matey. Well done!

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: chris.biker on 29 September 2013, 07:21:12 pm

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Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: fazersharp on 29 September 2013, 07:54:59 pm

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Really fancied a ride out a couple of weeks ago but my spider senses were telling me that the Mrs would not be too happy

Yep I hear ya, I have that 6th sense too, when she says no darling of course I dont mind-------------go out on your fuc*ing bike

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: Doubleclix on 29 September 2013, 08:08:16 pm

Hahaha! loving that, might have to give it a try myself!  ;)

Title: Was I wrong?
Post by: Exupnut on 29 September 2013, 08:17:01 pm

Lucky for you your mrs isn't lactating.

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: slimwilly on 29 September 2013, 08:52:47 pm

Do the same with Bordeaux wine or Oranges, get the hell away for a real trip




Good laugh though.Nice :lol

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: fazersharp on 29 September 2013, 11:47:41 pm

Baaabe -----------------do you want me to nip out for a chinese!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: dazza on 30 September 2013, 12:04:51 am

I've done the Chinese one, by the time I got home the Chinese was cold, spilled out all over the inside of the top box and she had gone to bed.  :z .... :evil ... :lol

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: fazersharp on 30 September 2013, 08:19:42 am

Dazza --get your sense of humour in to 1st gear
The chinese ref was in reply to actually going to france (wine) or spain (oranges)

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: adeejaysdelight on 30 September 2013, 12:04:24 pm

Get a cleaner and a nanny... You can go out on your bike whenever you like and your missus can go to the gym to get herself in shape for you. Works much better than wasting yer milk!

Title: Re: Was I wrong?
Post by: dazza on 30 September 2013, 12:34:58 pm

Quote from: fazersharp on 30 September 2013, 08:19:42 am

Dazza --get your sense of humour in to 1st gear
The chinese ref was in reply to actually going to france (wine) or spain (oranges)
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Unfortunately for me, this isn't anything to do with my slow sense of humour....It's actually true :b