That's in pretty poor taste Lew after so many people have been killed or seriously injured over the past few weeks
A game of words I guess, but can't understand the joke.
Quote from: Slaninar on 12 June 2017, 08:25:35 amA game of words I guess, but can't understand the joke. You probably have to be British to get it - or aware of the Thames Barrier.It's a giant gate that swings down and shuts off the river Thames preventing London flooding. So it could be called a dam when in place, hence the ramadam pun!
How about this for being an eejit. A lad I knew at school, he was bad egg and a bigot. A real ugly fucker as well. So to impress the female eejits in the estate I grew up in just outside Belfast he joined the local branch of the UDA. This was early doors in the troubles and it was not an outlawed group at that time. He was locally known as Elvis why, I don't know. So Elvis gets his first job from the self appointed UDA commander( he was the lad that held the arsenal(They only had one gun at that time) So Elvis is riding shot gun on the way to rob an off licence as they were having a party so needed to steal some drink. As they enter the street that the off licence is in they spot an Army road block , supposedly Elvis panics and throws the gun out the window into some bushes. I believe the intention was to recover it later. When the army set up road blocks they usually had a couple of squaddies hiding either side of the road block covering the area and protecting the lads doing the stop and search usually it was the police (RUC) doing the questioning and searching cars and if they felt inclined searching you as well.So this gun goes sailing over the bushes only to land beside a squaddie, all hell broke lose, Elvis and the driver got shot twice , ended up in Hospital for a few weeks and then got banged up for a few years for possession of a fire arm. The soft bastard when he went to court when asked how he would plea stood up and said I refuse to recognise the court. The Judge said why not Mr Robinson has it been decorated since the last time you were here?looking at your previous I actually sent you down 2 years ago for car theft. Note the Name Robinson a family member was once a high ranking politician in the DUP , and Theresa May wants to do a deal with these people.