That missing plane

[pitternator]

latest Is it carried on flying for a few hours with its comms deliberately turned off, in opposite direction to intended. Maybe it was in the hold of an alien mother ship....or a hijacking attempt went wrong , ie maybe the crew tried to overpower hijackers, it went tits up and plane then crashed.

Rivetting though aint it !   

I did think aliens straight away though...anyone who is up to speed with " ancient aliens" must know its time they came back....this could be a good showpiece return........nick a plane, then a week later let it go back in the sky ...that wud be a story and a half.

[dazza]

Well, there are strange things happening in our skies.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152006730448261

[caretaker]

i've had a look in my shed and it's not there.

[fazersharp]

Well, there are strange things happening in our skies.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152006730448261

Nahh ive seen those "peek-a-boo" fakes loads of times - its old hat now.
 

i've had a look in my shed and it's not there.

If it was in my shed they would need more than satalites and fleets of ships to find it

[dazza]

Well, there are strange things happening in our skies.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152006730448261

Nahh ive seen those "peek-a-boo" fakes loads of times - its old hat now.
  Didn't see the "peek-a-boo" barrier though, did ya ? 
 

[Chris]

This seems logical.

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/

Chris

[Dead Eye]

It does, though I would have preferred a few more links to sources of their information.

Of all the theories I have heard, this does seem the most reasonable so far

[ChristoT]

It does, though I would have preferred a few more links to sources of their information.

Of all the theories I have heard, this does seem the most reasonable so far

With the exception of the fact that the copilot radioed in in an unusual format... The ex USAF guys I work with smell a rat there...

[fazersharp]

Dont care how goo that one sounds ------- its still "the greys"

[VNA - BMW Wank]

Courtney Love has found it!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/courtney-love-claims-to-have-found-missing-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-9198965.html

[Fazafou]

She'll do anything for attention, I liked the online responses

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/courtney-loves-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-conspiracy-theories-spark-slew-of-new-findings-including-wheres-wally-tupac-and-loch-ness-9202575.html?dkdkd

[budgiemurray]

I recon its been stolen to order and was on the ground pretty quick after radio contact.. somewhere like north korea where it could be used for somethibg dodgy later.. a dictatorship like that would think nothing of disposing of the passengers..

[Hiswitsend]

Wired article doesn't sound like something that they'd do on an aircraft in flight, however guy at work thinks it's sounds very similar to the Greek flight where cabin pressurisation failed and everyone succumbed to hypoxia: http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php?topic=11461.0

[kawasutra]

It does, though I would have preferred a few more links to sources of their information.

Of all the theories I have heard, this does seem the most reasonable so far

Not really more links to sources, but wouldn't you believe a classy stewardess's theory?
http://rantsofasassystew.com/2014/03/a-startlingly-simple-theory-about-the-missing-malaysia-airlines-jet/

[Dead Eye]

Isn't that the same article (different site) as posted by Chris which my comments referred to? :P

[Bubs348]

The pilots had another couple of Australian chicks in the cockpit, it's named that for a reason you know. Anyway one thing lead to another and before they knew it the fuel ran out and that was that.
 

[Hedgetrimmer]

The US military has cancelled it's multi-billion dollar research and development program into the next generation of stealth aircraft as they discovered simply turning off the transponder has the same effect.....

[Neon Knight]

fuck knows ? 

[fazersharp]

I know its an old one but if the "black box" is so strong -- why dont they make the whole plane out of the same stuff.
And they are talking about if it is at the bottom of the sea it will be 2 miles down--- why dont they make the fockin black box float

[Slaninar]

Heres all you need to know about the missing planes:




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planescape

[Lawrence]

I know its an old one but if the "black box" is so strong -- why dont they make the whole plane out of the same stuff.
And they are talking about if it is at the bottom of the sea it will be 2 miles down--- why dont they make the fockin black box float

They don't make the plane of the same stuff probably because it'd weigh a million tonnes and never get off the ground, although on the plus side at least it couldn't crash.

It can't float if it's stuck inside the wreckage of a plane.

[Hedgetrimmer]

I know its an old one but if the "black box" is so strong -- why dont they make the whole plane out of the same stuff.
And they are talking about if it is at the bottom of the sea it will be 2 miles down--- why dont they make the fockin black box float

And anyway, I heard they paint em yellow 

[mr self destruct]

I know its an old one but if the "black box" is so strong -- why dont they make the whole plane out of the same stuff.
And they are talking about if it is at the bottom of the sea it will be 2 miles down--- why dont they make the fockin black box float

And anyway, I heard they paint em yellow 

Orange. 

[Exupnut]

Seems like they found the wings... Now they just need to find the Wongs :-)

[kawasutra]

Seems like they found the wings... Now they just need to find the Wongs :-)

Jonathan Ross called and said your comment is so wong!!