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Re: caption competition
« Reply #125 on: 10 November 2013, 08:12:18 pm »
How about this?  :D





"Fill 'er up" took on a hole, I mean WHOLE, new meaning...  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #126 on: 11 November 2013, 08:05:47 am »
How about this?  :D





"Fill 'er up" took on a hole, I mean WHOLE, new meaning...  :lol :lol :lol

I'm going to have to clean the tank now :/
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #127 on: 11 November 2013, 09:50:19 am »
Girl power takes breast in show!! :rolleyes

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #128 on: 11 November 2013, 09:58:35 am »
Is that the clutch he is pulling ?   :\

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #129 on: 11 November 2013, 09:59:50 am »
The clutch isn't the only thing being pulled in that picture ;)

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #130 on: 11 November 2013, 10:04:15 am »
SO?...thats where the grease nipples are!!

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #131 on: 11 November 2013, 10:08:19 am »
Sometimes i feel a ..right tit" riding this bike? :b ...yet?...other times i wish ide ...left tit"..at home!! :\

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #132 on: 11 November 2013, 10:33:19 am »
now then,  can I get the bike to kangaroo like I do the car !

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #133 on: 11 November 2013, 01:22:06 pm »
When i said take me for a ride i didn't mean like this!
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #134 on: 11 November 2013, 01:26:18 pm »
"That's the last time I park in Liverpool"

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #135 on: 11 November 2013, 08:33:47 pm »
when they said, put some wax on your tank, i thought they meant ruby wax...

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #136 on: 11 November 2013, 08:58:14 pm »
Harley experiment with blow up attachment to increase sales

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #137 on: 11 November 2013, 10:23:46 pm »
Park and ride takes on a whole new meaning  :lol

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #138 on: 11 November 2013, 10:40:39 pm »
Is it just me of is that a shadow of the marble sack and love muscle across her left breast?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #139 on: 12 November 2013, 07:03:22 am »
Ride Baby,Ride !! :kiss
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #140 on: 12 November 2013, 09:54:14 am »
U can let ur crutch out now
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #141 on: 13 November 2013, 04:50:54 pm »
And the winner is....... paulkemp!


"That's the last time I park in Liverpool"

So your turn now.  ;)

Made me laugh by reminding me of a past experience with a Liverpool lass and her low standards.

Mind you it can't actually be Liverpool, I see 8 cars in the pic and not one of them has been torched.  :D



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Re: caption competition
« Reply #142 on: 13 November 2013, 04:54:59 pm »
Captions for this..

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #143 on: 13 November 2013, 05:43:36 pm »
Where are the other 6?  :lol

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #144 on: 13 November 2013, 07:08:01 pm »
Can I get insurance for that please?
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #145 on: 13 November 2013, 07:21:49 pm »
Can I get insurance for that please?
To fast for you, it would need to be restricted.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
 

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #146 on: 13 November 2013, 07:51:53 pm »
You put it on a hot wash didn't you!
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #147 on: 13 November 2013, 07:59:35 pm »
This one's just for paper cuts!!

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #148 on: 14 November 2013, 09:45:00 pm »
Where are the other 6?  :lol

 Winning so far.  Almost wet myself laughing

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #149 on: 15 November 2013, 09:42:40 pm »
Where are the other 6?  :lol

 Winning so far.  Almost wet myself laughing
Sorry don't get it  :\

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