Thanks

[BIG MAC]

To the fucking moron who has reversed into my car and wrecked the front bumper. It's nice to know that in the season of goodwill you fucked off without so much as a mention..yes you have got away with it this time...I do however pray that the fates deliver you a dose of dysentery.
Strangely not angry..I must have my philosophical head on 

[Exupnut]

Looks like I'll be drivin down to portsmuff to assess UR cage :-)) WRITE OFF

[BIG MAC]

Looks like I'll be drivin down to portsmuff to assess UR cage :-)) WRITE OFF

Why?

[BBROWN1664]

Unlucky Mr Mac. Any chance the fuckwit was caught on CCTV?

Exup, do you work for that bunch based in Cardiff?

[fireblake]

Bad luck mate. Where was it parked up?

[bigbluebear]

Looks like I'll be drivin down to portsmuff to assess UR cage :-)) WRITE OFF

Why?

Exup has a new job as an insurance assessor......quite fitting as he crashes quite a bit himself the daft foccer

[J_Dub]

To the fucking moron who has reversed into my car and wrecked the front bumper. It's nice to know that in the season of goodwill you fucked off without so much as a mention..yes you have got away with it this time...I do however pray that the fates deliver you a dose of dysentery.
Strangely not angry..I must have my philosophical head on 

Oh yeah, this has happened to me more than once, really pisses me off. What is even worse is when some chavvy little cunt scrote twat keys the side of your car. 
I was going to say that I would have wished something a bit worse than dysentery, but having just read up on the signs and symptons of dysentery I can only agree with your choice of punishment.

[BIG MAC]

Cheers guys goes with living at the end of a Cul de sac (sounds better than it is ask Bob) get the lack of talent brigade doing 329 point turns .... I Will take the bumper cover off in the spring and the bonnet and spray them may as well get rid of the stone chips before getting shot of it

[Exupnut]

Big Mac.......only kiddin mate ....brown1664....not Cardiff mate... Work for big company daaarn saarf

[BIG MAC]

I worked for CL for years

[BBROWN1664]

Not the Whoresham based one?

The Cardiff muppets just tried to write my Mrs car off for a smashed bumper and bent bonnet.
£4800 to repair apparently!!!

Error of their ways pointed out and car now being fixed. Those approved repairers take the piss with what they think they can get away with. Parts that aren't damaged added to bill. Parts listed at twice the price I can get them for without any trade discount etc etc.

[fireblake]

My mother in law has just bought a new Nissan Note. It has several cameras and sensors pointing in different directions. When something is detected a picture comes onto the dash monitor. Whilst reversing it, all the warning signs started beeping with a picture on the monitor. She carried on and hit a car. My father in law made me laugh. "She'll not be told by anyone" He said. Luckily no damage was caused to the 2 cars though.


Mickey

[BIG MAC]

And now Thanks MK2 Some fucking brain transplant has gone and wiped out the rear quarter of Mrs Mac's car while parked in a store car park. I hope the twat gets raped by a rabid grizzly bear,

[hotmetal]

Inverted bestiality is too good for 'em!
Sounds like you're having a bit of a mare with your motors. This is why I currently drive an ancient old RAV4. Anyone hits me I'm not too bothered and it'll probably cost them more for their own damage.