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Coffee (down my shirt)
« on: 20 March 2013, 01:37:09 pm »
I went to the shop at work for a coffee earlier and on my way back to the office I passed some people from the contact centre upstairs who were deep in conversation. I caught part of that conversation and now I have to sit in a slightly coffee stained shirt for the rest of the afternoon.  :o ;)


Wifey: "...but I don't really fancy her."
Bloke: "That's OK, you don't have to look at her, just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"


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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #1 on: 20 March 2013, 01:55:06 pm »
Classic :lol :lol

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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #2 on: 20 March 2013, 02:35:14 pm »
 :eek :eek :eek
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #3 on: 20 March 2013, 02:37:39 pm »
Well thats put a nasty image in my head Ha Ha
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #4 on: 20 March 2013, 03:28:56 pm »
What do you mean "a nasty image"    :evil      :lol
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #5 on: 20 March 2013, 04:14:07 pm »
It's nasty, but in such a good way :)

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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #6 on: 20 March 2013, 04:17:47 pm »
HAHAHA!! Nice!  :lol
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It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.

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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #7 on: 20 March 2013, 05:21:37 pm »
Like rickfzs says nasty in a goog way but then top shrinks quake at the images in my old head.
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #8 on: 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm »
 just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"


Can someone explain please  :o
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #9 on: 20 March 2013, 05:38:32 pm »
Sorry the images in my head have taken over, i need a lie down
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #10 on: 20 March 2013, 06:16:55 pm »
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"


Can someone explain please  :o

Haha, can't really explain without this thread needing to be moved to the naughty corner  ;)
 
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It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.

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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #11 on: 20 March 2013, 07:36:44 pm »
classy bird lol. got any jobs there. :lol
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #12 on: 20 March 2013, 08:55:23 pm »
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please  :o

Ask your parents... :pokefun
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #13 on: 20 March 2013, 09:24:02 pm »
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"


Can someone explain please  :o

Now, you see son, I hope you now about the birds and the bees.

Well, this case involves the birds and the birds (Literally!)
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #14 on: 20 March 2013, 09:27:31 pm »
and a double ended fake co.... gentleman vegetable...
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #15 on: 21 March 2013, 10:43:19 am »
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #16 on: 21 March 2013, 10:52:39 am »
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #17 on: 21 March 2013, 09:22:06 pm »
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"


Can someone explain please  :o
oh dear . you have had a sheltered life.!!! :eek
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #18 on: 22 March 2013, 09:02:56 am »
I don't get it ???????????????????????????????

I understand it I just don't get it, not that I want it, lol
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #19 on: 22 March 2013, 06:06:31 pm »
chaz getting a bit tongue twisted there. :lol
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #20 on: 22 March 2013, 06:24:36 pm »
ITS TWO WINKIES ON THE ONE STICK!!!!!!!!
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Re: Coffee (down my shirt)
« Reply #21 on: 22 March 2013, 10:23:03 pm »
Quote from: Chris on 20 March 2013, 06:16:55 pm
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"


Can someone explain please  :o

Haha, can't really explain without this thread needing to be moved to the naughty corner  ;)
 
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Quote from: ChristoT on 20 March 2013, 09:24:02 pm
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"


Can someone explain please  :o

Now, you see son, I hope you now about the birds and the bees.

Well, this case involves the birds and the birds (Literally!)


Thanks for that DAD ! Birds lay eggs, bee's make honey, but I've never seen them fcuk yet.


Quote from: Lazarus on 21 March 2013, 09:22:06 pm
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"


Can someone explain please  :o
oh dear . you have had a sheltered life.!!! :eek


Well of course I have, shy is my middle name, first name Will last name Ghur  :D
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