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New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« on: 21 February 2014, 11:26:17 am »
Thoughts ?



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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #1 on: 21 February 2014, 12:13:49 pm »
Rough, should have stayed with Yamaha
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #2 on: 21 February 2014, 02:44:00 pm »
Well if anything would make him want to get off the line quicker it's that.
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #3 on: 21 February 2014, 04:17:19 pm »
well at least he has some where to park the bike....that's some camel toe no need for paddock stands with her about
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #4 on: 22 February 2014, 01:46:55 am »
Thats my mum !!!!!
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #5 on: 22 February 2014, 02:19:15 am »
I don't suppose anyone has a spare set of eyes after I burn mine out?

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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #6 on: 22 February 2014, 09:59:08 am »
Couldn't help but be reminded of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective...........i bet the view is far worse from behind!  :eek
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #7 on: 23 February 2014, 09:42:56 am »
that reminds me it's liver and bacon for tea :(

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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #8 on: 23 February 2014, 12:26:55 pm »
I'd do her.


Even if she is a two-bagger!!  :eek
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #9 on: 23 February 2014, 12:31:53 pm »
She blew u out for coming to sarfend didn't you say?  ;)
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #10 on: 24 February 2014, 07:17:18 am »
somebody must love her !    :lol

don't know about camel toe....like a feckin big camels toe !  :lol

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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #11 on: 24 February 2014, 10:43:21 am »
I was thinking that surely there are easier ways to smuggle Salami !!


I'd do her.


Even if she is a two-bagger!!  :eek


And a pint glass as a condom  :sex
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #12 on: 24 February 2014, 10:46:40 am »
I was thinking that surely there are easier ways to smuggle Salami !!


I'd do her.


Even if she is a two-bagger!!  :eek


And a pint glass as a condom  :sex

Now that's just boasting

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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #13 on: 24 February 2014, 10:49:55 am »
I was thinking that surely there are easier ways to smuggle Salami !!


I'd do her.


Even if she is a two-bagger!!  :eek


And a pint glass as a condom  :sex

Now that's just boasting


 :o :o  The glass is for filling her, not holding thy penis  ;)
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #14 on: 24 February 2014, 10:54:00 am »
pumping fresh air then......well I suppose it may block the stench of rotten anchovies  :fish

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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #15 on: 24 February 2014, 10:56:40 am »
I'd do her.


Even if she is a two-bagger!!  :eek
Perhaps you could name your project bike after her :)
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #16 on: 24 February 2014, 12:31:23 pm »
Do you think the length of the project will be as old as her

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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #17 on: 24 February 2014, 04:44:00 pm »
That's someone's nan you're all talking about........ :lol
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #18 on: 24 February 2014, 09:25:49 pm »
I think her lipstick is a shade too light
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #19 on: 25 February 2014, 09:06:19 pm »
No wonder he is slow of the grid with a crutch.... er sorry clutch like that !

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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #20 on: 25 February 2014, 11:01:13 pm »
Bet it has a 9'' dong tucked up somewhere :rollin
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #21 on: 26 February 2014, 12:29:35 pm »
She' s there as motivation - he has to grope her if he DOESN'T make the podium
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Re: New grid girl for Crutchlow !
« Reply #22 on: 26 February 2014, 12:35:30 pm »
 :rollin

It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.