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General => General => Topic started by: Robbie8666 on 13 July 2016, 01:00:36 pm
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After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'
I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!
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When I see a slow red biker farting along I normally call them Paul..that REALLY annoys them.
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Donkey cock sucking monkey fucker....
I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt :rollin
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You've got much better taste than your wife.
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If you had brains you would be fucking dangerous (wife number 1 to me )
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She was right lol
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I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.
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About 12yrs ago a colleague called me a bellend. It still grates and niggles me to this day and I deeply regret not punching him in the face.
You bellend!
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If u shut the fuck up.....I'll just think your a cunt.
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Not nice being called a FUDNUT unless you are one :rolleyes
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I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.
I like that one :lol
Calling someone a Numpty is still one of my favourites.
She was so ugly I wouldn't even ride her into battle.
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I'll go for plonker and mangina :lol
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Called a boss in a previous job a 'purple headed womb ferret' because he was being a right dick :lol
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After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'
I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!
Cockwomble I still use to this day - love it!
Also like fuckwit & fucktard.
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If you enjoy a good insult join "the fry up police" group on facebook, funny as fook :D
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Fucktard 8)
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I was once mistaken for a totenham fan :eek .
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I use twatwaffle as an instant...
But when in conversation with an assshole I like to tell then to FOCUS........Fuck Off Cos U Stupid!!!!!
Insulting them ,without them even realising it!!!
Happy days!!!!!!:)
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I used to call a bloke at my previous job Stumblebum, as he would always wander up to your desk and mumble away about some bollocks that he didn't understand and then expect you to tell him all about it.
Plus he did not understand the concept of being at lunch means do not fucking disturb me.
I hate open plan offices with a passion for this reason alone.
To be honest my favourite insult is the good old fashioned 'Cunt'.
Precise and to the point and you can embellish it with an adjective such as 'fat' or 'stupid' for extra cunting value.
If you enjoy the C word as much as me check out Holy Flaps on Facebook.
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Ever since watching the film "Someone Marry Barry" (very funny film) i've been known to use the word "twunt" quite often which sounds non offensive and offensive at the same time.
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I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt :rollin
yeah I know a bloke called thrush for same reason!
also kids father gets called ankle as he is 2 foot lower than a c*nt !!
for an ugly female they get called crocodillopigs!!
or BOBFOC's lol
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Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that we have motivational posters tell the kids to focus.
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cunt
fuckwit
bellend
the thick cut loaf is a good un as is the reply to someone calling you fat......its coz every time I fuck your Mrs she throws me a biscuit
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'Cunt' and 'Asshole' are normal weapons of choise but sometimes I blend them together to make 'Cunting-Asshole' :lol
I've used 'Fucktard' a few times and I'm going to have to add 'Cockwomble' to the arsonal as that word just makes me chuckle :lol
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I was once mistaken for a totenham fan :eek .
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
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Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat ;)
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Joking around with my wife once when we were a bit short of cash. She said "I suppose I'm going to have to stand on the street corner again" My response "Nah, we'll get done for littering".
I still walk a bit funny even to this day.
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Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat ;)
Was always a bit worried about u Mel
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thats not what you said the other day gorgeous ;)
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Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.
There, I fixed that for you. :rollin :pokefun
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Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.
There, I fixed that for you. :rollin :pokefun
Cheers buddy. I teach construction though. So only need to know how to spell paint. Wood and bricks :)
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the boy,s I work with have said I say. I am be polite here but shut up before I knock you out. I have never heard my self say this. just normal conversation,???
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thats not what you said the other day gorgeous ;)
AHA!!! Sooo....ur Mrs can't keep a secret....
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I call Derek that works with our engineers "Dick", just cos he is one, he's never corrected me on it in the 3 years he's worked with the firm :lol
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I have been known to call other engineers "Ring Tailed Lemurs" or "Gibbons" when there has been a fixable cock up.
Otherwise "Shit for brains", "Missing Link" and "Not the shiniest tool in the shed are we?" normally suffice.
However, when out on the open road...............................
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Tnuc ;)
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Kinda like; you're a sandwich short of a picnic.
It's not rude highlights inadequacies
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Plain old " tosser" works every time for me.
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best part of you dribbled down yo momma's leg
you're a walking advert for contraception/abortion
did they throw away the baby and name the afterbirth
thrombo........a slow moving clot
thrush..........an irritating cnut
aw bless, you ARE special..........needs to have just the right intonation
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If i had a face like yours I'd keep my head between my knees and teach my arse to talk.
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I have a few specific to women:
She has a face like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle.
and, she looks like my favourite porn star... Ron Jeremy.
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The one I save for wanker cyclists and drivers in London is.... "Have you always been a cock sucker...........or did daddy teach you"?
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Not forgetting......
Oxygen thief
Waste of a good white skin
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Not an insult to myself but was round a friends earlier and his 14 yr old daughter asked if he liked the dress she had found for the party tonight, he replied "no"
I left at that point, I wasn't going to help him dig himself out of that one lol
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A mate at work a few years back was getting a bollocking off one of the bosses, he put his hand in his pocket, pulled a handful of change out and said "Here's 10p, go ring someone that gives a fuck". He got laid off not too long afterwards, strangely enough.
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spunk-bubble, tends to sum someone up perfectly..lol
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spunk-bubble, tends to sum someone up perfectly..lol
And not forgetting "Balding Wank Splat"
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The simple term "Fucknuts" is usually sufficient.
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how about 'dilligaff badge wearing cock'. i save that one for my yearly 'ride to the wall' outing...
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Theres a comeback I use when someone calls me Fuckface.
Fuckface, yeah I like that one (insert guys name here), i'll have to remember that one the next time I'm climbing off your Mum.
Shamelessly stolen from Snatch.
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I was playing pool with a friend one time way back when it was 50p a game. I checked my change and had no 50p coins, so I asked if he had one. He threw a 50p. coin on the table with the words..........." Here, buy yourself a personality!"
In a rare moment of inspiration I threw 20p. back at him and said..........." Here's your change, I bought one like yours"
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Today!!! my insurance quote for my MT-09 just under €600 fucking euro. Full no claim. I have never had a claim in my 50+years of riding bikes. Phoned the twats up and asked WTF! that is 100% increase since last year. Some oriental gentleman says , well sir you are now nearing 68 years of age do you not think it was time to stop biking. I am booked on the next flight to Bombay, cheeky bastard. :eek
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Telling people in a calm tone to take a bath seems to piss most of my countrymen off. When I really want to provoke someone to a fight, that usually does it. :)