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Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« on: 07 September 2013, 10:43:44 am »
What's the ugliest bike you've ever seen?
 
It could be argued that... :useless But if you're good with word descriptions or want a laff, it'll do I guess.
 
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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #1 on: 07 September 2013, 10:46:11 am »
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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #2 on: 07 September 2013, 10:50:36 am »
1st wife wasnt too hot!!....nice ass though :b .....oh motorcycle"..soz...got to be the...ural 650..think the bm boxer coppied it?...

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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #3 on: 07 September 2013, 11:38:11 am »
Cx500! The plastic maggot... dont look as bad with that stupid front plastic taken off.

...... either that or the fox eye 600 ;)

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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #4 on: 07 September 2013, 11:47:03 am »
Or my old Uly, officially the ugliest (but most fun) bike i have ever owned.

There is a picture in my album if anyone is interested, but I can't post it from my tablet.

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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #5 on: 07 September 2013, 12:21:00 pm »
Foc me, it's hideous!!  :lol :lol :lol


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« Reply #6 on: 07 September 2013, 12:25:52 pm »
So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies  :rollin

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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #7 on: 07 September 2013, 12:31:16 pm »
So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies  :rollin


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


Did we mention how slow it is too?  :lol :lol
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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #8 on: 07 September 2013, 02:21:43 pm »
Either the BMW K1 or that pos C1 - both ugly as fook!
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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #9 on: 07 September 2013, 02:41:10 pm »
MZ mastiff. A face only a mother could love. :o
Stop polishing it and ride the bloody thing!!

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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #10 on: 07 September 2013, 03:15:28 pm »

What about this mother foc er, guns an all
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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #11 on: 07 September 2013, 04:31:05 pm »
Is that an MG42? I could use one of those!  :2guns  Take that, you mutha-foccin sales rep!  :lol

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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #12 on: 07 September 2013, 04:37:50 pm »
any blue bike  :lol :lol
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« Reply #13 on: 07 September 2013, 05:27:26 pm »
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Not sure about bike but i am about the rider
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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #14 on: 07 September 2013, 06:48:51 pm »
The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?


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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #15 on: 07 September 2013, 09:58:42 pm »
I think we have a winner!  That triumph is FUGLY!

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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #16 on: 08 September 2013, 12:03:01 am »
The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?







Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it  :D
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« Reply #17 on: 08 September 2013, 12:05:43 am »
I think we have a winner!  That triumph is FUGLY!


It's bloody gorgeous, had more girls (and blokes  :\ ) ask about it when I take it to work! No one has asked me about t' Fazer  :rolleyes .


It may be knocking on but it's a babe magnet mate  :lol
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« Reply #18 on: 08 September 2013, 09:26:30 am »


Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it  :D


Sorry mate! I never said they were bad bikes, in fact I had a go round a car park on one and it was great. Really comfy for a tall bloke like me.


But, you'll never convince me that they look good!  :eek
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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #19 on: 08 September 2013, 09:45:47 am »
Haha! Not sayin it ain't a good bike, but it is a munter (having owned a cx500 and a ulysses I can honestly say that I dont mind an ugly bike :lol).

I would happily rise about on that triumph, but you gotta admit, if that bike was a woman she would be a 'double-bagger'!





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« Reply #20 on: 08 September 2013, 01:10:29 pm »
Not sure it actually made it into production, but the Morbidelli V8 would take some beating :







Failing that, there's always that Phillipe Starke Aprilia abomination:





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« Reply #21 on: 08 September 2013, 01:19:34 pm »
Now I like that 'prilla!!!


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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #22 on: 08 September 2013, 01:57:21 pm »
Now I like that 'prilla!!!

Ditto!

Not my cup of tea, but it does look quite nice. Then again, I like the eccentric, and quite fancy the Beemer K1!

What about the Yammy GTS1000 with Omega frame? Not exactly a looker, is it?
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« Reply #23 on: 08 September 2013, 02:41:07 pm »
Haha! Not sayin it ain't a good bike, but it is a munter (having owned a cx500 and a ulysses I can honestly say that I dont mind an ugly bike :lol ).

I would happily rise about on that triumph, but you gotta admit, if that bike was a woman she would be a 'double-bagger'!





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Your right fella, whilst I love it as a London Battlecruiser commuter - it's a complete hedge pig/12 pinter to look at from the front  :rollin
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Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
« Reply #24 on: 08 September 2013, 02:59:17 pm »
What's not to like about the GTS1000?

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