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General => General => Topic started by: His Dudeness on 13 February 2019, 07:09:44 pm

Title: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 13 February 2019, 07:09:44 pm
Perfect for short arses :lol


(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/MNgAAOSwbopZUTKl/s-l1600.jpg)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CRAZY-GORILLA-MONKEY-BIKE-STREET-FIGHTER-CAFE-RACER-FLAT-TRACKER-BOBBER-CHOP-/263058021205?nma=true&si=9AL3JKNlm2XRTxcmZH8PaSJ%252FCm8%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557 (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CRAZY-GORILLA-MONKEY-BIKE-STREET-FIGHTER-CAFE-RACER-FLAT-TRACKER-BOBBER-CHOP-/263058021205?nma=true&si=9AL3JKNlm2XRTxcmZH8PaSJ%252FCm8%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557)
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 February 2019, 07:25:49 pm
But not for people with good eyesight 🤢🤢
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: celticdog on 13 February 2019, 07:43:38 pm
crushed nuts if you slide forward off that seat too  :o
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 13 February 2019, 08:12:01 pm
I wonder if the small wheels means it has crazy acceleration but low top speed
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: tommyardin on 13 February 2019, 09:09:10 pm
Well just on looks alone .................. who gives a fuck :eek :lol
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 February 2019, 09:22:13 pm
Well seems beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.... looks like it's sold for just over 3 grand!!
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 13 February 2019, 09:44:53 pm
Well just on looks alone .................. who gives a fuck :eek :lol
You sold your fazer to keep a convertible so your votes doesn't count :lol
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: tommyardin on 13 February 2019, 10:34:11 pm
Well just on looks alone .................. who gives a fuck :eek :lol
You sold your fazer to keep a convertible so your votes doesn't count :lol
Thats true, I will shut the f--k up  :eek
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 13 February 2019, 10:50:32 pm
Well just on looks alone .................. who gives a fuck :eek :lol
You sold your fazer to keep a convertible so your votes doesn't count :lol
Thats true, I will shut the f--k up  :eek
:lol
I can't find anymore info on it other than that ad :'(
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: darrsi on 14 February 2019, 04:39:11 pm
That's so wrong!
And what's with the bottle hanging off the radiator?
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 14 February 2019, 06:50:08 pm
That's so wrong!
And what's with the bottle hanging off the radiator?
It's the expansion bottle for the cooling system. I think your all being a bit harsh on that bike. It's a mad loony 600ccc toy. It's not made to be practical or pretty, it's made for fun and I bet it is a lot of fun to ride.  I'd love to know how quick it accelerates and how it handles, probably terribly :lol
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 February 2019, 06:54:47 pm
That's so wrong!
And what's with the bottle hanging off the radiator?
It's the expansion bottle for the cooling system. I think your all being a bit harsh on that bike. It's a mad loony 600ccc toy. It's not made to be practical or pretty, it's made for fun and I bet it is a lot of fun to ride.  I'd love to know how quick it accelerates and how it handles, probably terribly :lol

I'm sorry but if I wanted to waste a perfectly good 600cc engine on something 'fun' then I'd have other ideas 😈😈.... 
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 14 February 2019, 06:56:34 pm
You'd put it in a car? booooo :lol I'd go for the clown bike every time  :lol
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: darrsi on 14 February 2019, 07:15:26 pm
You'd put it in a car? booooo :lol I'd go for the clown bike every time  :lol


The way you're being so cagey and defensive, anyone could think it might be you that actually bought it??????  :rollin
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 14 February 2019, 07:44:20 pm
You'd put it in a car? booooo :lol I'd go for the clown bike every time  :lol


The way you're being so cagey and defensive, anyone could think it might be you that actually bought it??????  :rollin
I'm just defending the honour of the mighty Fazer Monkeybike. The greatest Fazer ever made :lol
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: darrsi on 15 February 2019, 11:05:11 am
You'd put it in a car? booooo :lol I'd go for the clown bike every time  :lol


The way you're being so cagey and defensive, anyone could think it might be you that actually bought it??????  :rollin
I'm just defending the honour of the mighty Fazer Monkeybike. The greatest Fazer ever made :lol


Looks more like a monkey that's been turned into a Fazer.
Reminds me of the film The Fly, when it all went wrong.  :lol
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2019, 11:35:33 am
IMG 0107[6757]
IMG 0107[6757]
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 16 February 2019, 08:50:53 am
IMG 0107[6757]
IMG 0107[6757]
I bet they are great fun but imagine if there was a 600cc engine her. madness :lol
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: celticdog on 16 February 2019, 09:01:29 am


I bet they are great fun but imagine if there was a 600cc engine her. madness :lol

I think this type of thing looks way more fun.
Title: Re: Fazer monkeybike
Post by: His Dudeness on 16 February 2019, 10:44:11 am
They do look like good fun. Great for drifting around corners. This guy made a nice one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_w5esx445w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_w5esx445w)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOuu7K2BH0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOuu7K2BH0)