An English man , a scots man and an Irish man are sitting in a pub talking. about names, the english man says his son was born on St Georges day so he called his son George, the scotsman says his son was born on St Andrews day so he called his son Andrew. The Irishman says thats interesting wait until I tell our Pancake dat!!!!
A terriost sitting on a plane pulls a Balaclva over his head pulls out a gun jumps up and says to the fella sitting next to him , did you see my face? the guy says yes so the terriost shoots him. The terriost says to the guy across the asle from him did you see my face , yes , so he shoots him. He says the same thing again to the bloke in front of him. The bloke says NO I didn't but I think the wife did.
