Fazer Owners Club - Unofficial
General => General => Topic started by: Fazer99 on 01 February 2017, 03:31:58 pm
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I was randomly watching videos on YouTube and found this cracker, Enjoy :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRC7SNV0tCQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRC7SNV0tCQ)
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Cool Su-zar-ki. I bet he gets all the be-hutches! :lol
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600hp and 300mph. Those kartanah's are better than the UK version. Why cant we get such good looking, amazingly quick bikes?
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I thought he was for real until he said about the husky chain saw chain , then I saw it for what it was :rolleyes
I'm sure after nursey arrives with my medication my brain will work :lol
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I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp :rollin :rollin :rollin
Aah the 80-90's every car had to have a go faster stripe , are you telling me it didn't make my mk3 cortina quicker , I was sure it did when I was 17 :rollin my world has ended now, you'll be telling me my 2 Fazers haven't got 600 and 1000 hp next :lol
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I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp :rollin :rollin :rollin
Aah the 80-90's every car had to have a go faster stripe , are you telling me it didn't make my mk3 cortina quicker , I was sure it did when I was 17 :rollin my world has ended now, you'll be telling me my 2 Fazers haven't got 600 and 1000 hp next :lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp :rollin :rollin :rollin
Doesn't it :'(
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I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp :rollin :rollin :rollin
Doesn't it :'(
I reckon that curry you've made would add 10 Hp to it , is that how you get that silver one to go that quick ... wind boost ??
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Brilliant :rollin :rollin :rollin
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You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. :eek
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You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. :eek
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That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir :lol
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You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. :eek
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That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir :lol
This curry sounds very enticing. I love Spicy food, I'm normally the crazy foccer that orders the hottest thing on the menu, it might take me ages to finish it and I might pass out a few times, but I will not leave the restaurant unless it's all gone :lol
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You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. :eek
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That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir :lol
This curry sounds very enticing. I love Spicy food, I'm normally the crazy foccer that orders the hottest thing on the menu, it might take me ages to finish it and I might pass out a few times, but I will not leave the restaurant unless it's all gone :lol
He he!
I like fairly hot curry but this stuff was like Nitromors paint stripper.
I did have some the following night but I bought a tin of butter beans and a tin of mixed mex beans tin of chopped tomatoes and put another spud in it and another couple of chicken tits, made it much more civilised. :eek