Date: 24-04-24  Time: 03:31 am

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Loz

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Women!!
« on: 19 June 2013, 01:52:12 pm »
Are there any women on this site (I know about me :rolleyes ) I can't tell from your forum names lol.....no reason just interested  :lol

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2013, 01:58:13 pm »
I.... Am a laydee (at the w/end) thanks merv for the loan of the bike.


Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup....  :-))

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2013, 01:59:23 pm »
Tori is.
Red Heads - Slowly taking over the world!!!

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2013, 03:41:05 pm »
Can you tell from mine?
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #4 on: 21 June 2013, 12:55:47 am »
I.... Am a laydee (at the w/end) thanks merv for the loan of the bike.





Foc off!!! :lol
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Re: Women!!
« Reply #5 on: 21 June 2013, 01:13:00 am »
Helen Tory the 2 Rachs Yellowwolf Clare Old mother Foccer and a few others.

The Fazerettes don't post as much as they used to but I'm sure they're about  :)

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #6 on: 21 June 2013, 06:08:46 am »
Not me

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #7 on: 21 June 2013, 06:45:43 am »
Me

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #8 on: 21 June 2013, 02:24:32 pm »
I dunno about women, but there are plent of girls on this site :pokefun

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #9 on: 21 June 2013, 03:07:19 pm »
^^^^^ ooooooo! Get her!  :rollin

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #10 on: 21 June 2013, 03:32:57 pm »
I dunno about women, but there are plent of girls on this site :pokefun

You included, Chillum?  :lol :evil :evil
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Re: Women!!
« Reply #11 on: 21 June 2013, 05:32:51 pm »
If I was a girl I wouldn't be wasting my time on here

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #12 on: 21 June 2013, 09:40:06 pm »
Yeah you'd be lying in bed touching yourself up.










Or showering
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Re: Women!!
« Reply #13 on: 22 June 2013, 12:26:04 am »
Lol@ Raymy. Maybe it's time we organised another girly rideout to show you boys how it's done ;) x

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #14 on: 22 June 2013, 01:46:00 am »
Girly rideout indeed.

Thats never gonna happen cos you'll all be sitting on yer floor, ankles aloft with a rabbit purring away and ticklin' a winker whilst hearing bells chime continually.


I mean, I don't know how ye get any work done. If I had a clematis,  I wouldn't even remember what my front door looks like let alone go through it to venture outside
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Re: Women!!
« Reply #15 on: 22 June 2013, 07:54:29 am »
Girlie Rideout.
 
If I remember rightly that means. Get on bike ride to nearest shoe outlet shop , hour or so later ride to tea rooms, hour or so later ride to another shoe outlet shop, ride back to campsite get car.  Collect purchases.

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #16 on: 22 June 2013, 12:57:21 pm »
Can't kill them, can't eat them...
Most things done in a hurry need to be done again - patiently.

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #17 on: 22 June 2013, 01:20:48 pm »
Bloody hell, not surprised there aren't more women riders! And I thought I was sexist!  :eek

The more the merrier on bikes. And seeing as there are few things more appealing than a woman with excellent control of a fast bike at speed, I say bring it on!

Can one of the lady Foccers please go on a rideout with Chillum and/or Raymy and ride them into a cocked hat please? That would be apt poetic justice!!  :lol
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Re: Women!!
« Reply #18 on: 22 June 2013, 03:17:26 pm »
LMAO. Will look forward to meeting them and kicking their arse lol. :)

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #19 on: 22 June 2013, 03:22:03 pm »
If I had a clematis,  I wouldn't even remember what my front door looks like let alone go through it to venture outside


What, if you had one of these?  :lol :lol

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #20 on: 22 June 2013, 06:01:37 pm »
OK I get the idea, not many women....but lots of wannabes  :rolleyes  and you are quite funny....in a warped sort of way  :lol

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #21 on: 22 June 2013, 06:46:00 pm »
See what we have to put up with?!! :rollin

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #22 on: 22 June 2013, 07:27:31 pm »
I certainly do  :lol ...nothing worse than a man...or woman that takes themselves too seriously  ;)

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Re: Women!!
« Reply #23 on: 22 June 2013, 09:03:36 pm »
you are quite funny....in a warped sort of way  :lol

In more ways than you can imagine, Loz.  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Women!!
« Reply #24 on: 23 June 2013, 08:22:00 pm »
There are a few of us about - despite (or maybe because of) the warped sense of humour of most people on this forum  ;)
Always good to hear of more women on bikes  :)   There should definitely be more of us  :evil
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