Main dealers who can't be arsed to ring you back when you've already phoned them twice today to buy an 8 Grand bike.They obviously don't need the sale.
Sky TV. You pay all that money a month and it's packed with adverts! I can make breakfast, pop the TV on while eating it, usually it's just adverts. Finish eating, turn TV off and go to work having only watched ads
Why can't workmen fill in all the damn potholes in a street while they've got the tarmac to hand, rather than just filling in the biggest ones?And what the feck are they making roads with these days, is it some form of marmite and breadcrumb combo?They just seem to be disintergrating really quickly.
Quote from: darrsi on 30 March 2016, 01:28:20 pmWhy can't workmen fill in all the damn potholes in a street while they've got the tarmac to hand, rather than just filling in the biggest ones?And what the feck are they making roads with these days, is it some form of marmite and breadcrumb combo?They just seem to be disintergrating really quickly.Do you live near me? It's really shite the way they repair roads round here. They even stopped tarmacing in the middle of a rut because the depth was marginally less than the minimum. FFS, what do they think will happen next, the bleeding new tarmac will peel up because the jobs not finished properly.
Slim has started me off now.Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.
Quote from: noggythenog on 01 April 2016, 08:59:32 pmSlim has started me off now.Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.Problem with that is that my ideology of a bike running really well can be a million miles off someone elses beliefs.
Quote from: darrsi on 01 April 2016, 09:20:36 pmQuote from: noggythenog on 01 April 2016, 08:59:32 pmSlim has started me off now.Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.Problem with that is that my ideology of a bike running really well can be a million miles off someone elses beliefs.But who's to say that their idea of how it should run is in fact the way it should run?....unless they are motorcycle clairvoyants [size=78%] [/size]
crap decisions that i paid to see.
Quote from: noggythenog on 01 April 2016, 10:01:52 pmQuote from: darrsi on 01 April 2016, 09:20:36 pmQuote from: noggythenog on 01 April 2016, 08:59:32 pmSlim has started me off now.Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.Problem with that is that my ideology of a bike running really well can be a million miles off someone elses beliefs.But who's to say that their idea of how it should run is in fact the way it should run?....unless they are motorcycle clairvoyants I think that's what i just said, but in a more understandable way?
Quote from: darrsi on 01 April 2016, 09:20:36 pmQuote from: noggythenog on 01 April 2016, 08:59:32 pmSlim has started me off now.Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.Problem with that is that my ideology of a bike running really well can be a million miles off someone elses beliefs.But who's to say that their idea of how it should run is in fact the way it should run?....unless they are motorcycle clairvoyants
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Can I get a coffee?"NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING GET A COFFEE, YOU CAN HAVE ONE AND THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER WILL GET IT FOR YOU!!!!!! FUCKING FUCKTARDS!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And the further north you go, the worse they are.Here's one that Hedgetrimmer rode into in Cumbria recently.
Quote from: HarryHornby on 02 April 2016, 09:28:28 amI've said it before and I'll say it again, "Can I get a coffee?"NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING GET A COFFEE, YOU CAN HAVE ONE AND THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER WILL GET IT FOR YOU!!!!!! FUCKING FUCKTARDS!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Don't get me started on coffee! Starbucks, I hate starbucks, I hate the way they ask you your name to write it on your cup, I hate their overpriced flapjacks, I hate their corporate log, I hate the fact that they're everywhere, I hate the tall, grande , venti sizes, its small, medium and large, when the fcuk did tall ever mean 'small'. I hate starbucks, tax dodging cnuts!
Quote from: celticdog on 02 April 2016, 09:45:13 amQuote from: HarryHornby on 02 April 2016, 09:28:28 amI've said it before and I'll say it again, "Can I get a coffee?"NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING GET A COFFEE, YOU CAN HAVE ONE AND THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER WILL GET IT FOR YOU!!!!!! FUCKING FUCKTARDS!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Don't get me started on coffee! Starbucks, I hate starbucks, I hate the way they ask you your name to write it on your cup, I hate their overpriced flapjacks, I hate their corporate log, I hate the fact that they're everywhere, I hate the tall, grande , venti sizes, its small, medium and large, when the fcuk did tall ever mean 'small'. I hate starbucks, tax dodging cnuts!I remember when 9/11 happened there was a comment that NYC Firefighters had been refused water at Starbucks as they had rushed out without any cash....they've never had a penny from me ....while we're on the subject of moans I'm hoping that if we leave Europe we won't hear kilometres etc on the tv instead of miles and people who say" hommage and uber .....can't stand this euro talk crap...that's all.Greg
Fake adverts where the actors are being portrayed as real people with stuttering and pauses included in the script