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General => General => Topic started by: Skippernick on 25 April 2017, 03:47:58 pm

Title: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: Skippernick on 25 April 2017, 03:47:58 pm
So what do we do about these low life scum,


well thats easy we send in Bane, Mad Max and Delaney...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39703528 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39703528)
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 April 2017, 04:01:12 pm
hang them or at least chop off their hands
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 April 2017, 04:29:53 pm
I've always said they should be given community service to the tune of the damage they've caused. If they refuse or re offend then prison. Simple as.
See how much they like stealing when they have to work for the money to pay the victims back
Obviously a good hiding wouldn't go a miss either but nanny state won't ever let that happen
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: johnakay on 25 April 2017, 05:19:33 pm
bring back the stock so we can throw rooten food at them to...
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Girls_in_stocks_at_Turku_Medieval_market_2015.jpg/800px-Girls_in_stocks_at_Turku_Medieval_market_2015.jpg)
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: Bretty on 25 April 2017, 05:52:19 pm
He was lucky he didn't get stabbed or acid thrown in his face. These seem to be the weapons of choice for the bike crime gangs in London. Plenty of videos on youtube. They'll even pull alongside you at lights and hijack you!


they are above the law unfortunately as the police won't chase them and they have no number plates.
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: celticdog on 25 April 2017, 06:27:08 pm
Maybe they need some compassion and rehabilitation through foreign travel or exciting days out to help make them more rounded citizens.
If we increased their benefits they may not feel the need to commit crime. Having them spend some time in the country working with animals
and doing activities like hiking, canoeing will often work wonders with underpriviledged children from the inner cities. Councils should bring back
the Sports and Social Development Office to develop an integrated multicultural cohesive inclusive society.


 :eek  Sorry . . . Don't know what hapened there, I came over all Corbyn for a moment. I'm alright now- yep hanging or limb chopping is the answer.
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 April 2017, 12:43:58 am

Insurance companies should actively pursue the thieves and insist that they get banged up.
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: pilninggas on 26 April 2017, 06:56:12 am
Maybe they need some compassion and rehabilitation through foreign travel or exciting days out to help make them more rounded citizens.
If we increased their benefits they may not feel the need to commit crime. Having them spend some time in the country working with animals
and doing activities like hiking, canoeing will often work wonders with underpriviledged children from the inner cities. Councils should bring back
the Sports and Social Development Office to develop an integrated multicultural cohesive inclusive society.


 :eek  Sorry . . . Don't know what hapened there, I came over all Corbyn for a moment. I'm alright now- yep hanging or limb chopping is the answer.

Nah, Corbyn would consider the above 'fascist punishment', he'd put up taxes and buy all bike thieves a ducati instead.
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2017, 05:12:11 pm
maybe de-nutt them
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: Bretty on 05 May 2017, 09:16:01 pm
More madness.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/terrifying-moment-west-end-motorbike-raiders-wielding-hammer-and-crowbar-target-pedestrians-a3531461.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/terrifying-moment-west-end-motorbike-raiders-wielding-hammer-and-crowbar-target-pedestrians-a3531461.html)
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: joebloggs on 05 May 2017, 11:25:16 pm
Someone should just knock the focers off, rough justice I know but would make them think twice about repeating the offence
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: darrsi on 06 May 2017, 07:11:49 am
Puzzled me a bit, black hands but white 'face'?


If you have a row with a lid on you have several disadvantages, and unfortunately you're not allowed to batter them senseless, but they will get caught eventually, and end up in jail.


These type of people are normally coked up wankers, but their time will come without a doubt.

Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: Exupnut on 12 May 2017, 08:42:14 pm
Do wot I did....move outta the smoke
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: NorthWestern on 17 May 2017, 09:12:04 pm
I see on mcn they are saying there have been some flyers about vigilante groups or something...
Title: Re: London Motorbike Theft Problem...
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 May 2017, 09:50:03 pm
I see on mcn they are saying there have been some flyers about vigilante groups or something...

That's what it's gonna come to sooner or later. I for one have no issue with taking the law into my own hands to defend my family and property. Yeah I may end up in trouble myself but as we know our judicial system is a joke so I wouldn't be too worried