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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #775 on: 01 September 2016, 05:48:37 pm »
people ragging on my Fazer 8, it has all the same parts as the 1000 but is missing 200cc, it does all I need and if 106 donkeys and 150mph isn't enough, tough titties


Totally agree - apparently it's not as good as a CBF1000 either  :pokefun
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #776 on: 01 September 2016, 06:17:16 pm »
Quote from: Exupnut link=topic=17546.msg240635#msg240635 date=147273619Bikers wearing man bags....wtf is that all aboot....

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Not seen any of that around here ------------- must just be in your area
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #777 on: 01 September 2016, 08:13:45 pm »
Bikers wearing man bags....wtf is that all aboot....tell me if I'm wrong but I thought a manbag belongs on a woman's chin.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #778 on: 01 September 2016, 08:16:17 pm »
no man bag,s in wales either, the odd de walt belt allowed that is about it.     otherwise you is asking for trouble. ;)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #779 on: 01 September 2016, 09:48:31 pm »
no man bag,s in wales either, the odd de walt belt allowed that is about it.     otherwise you is asking for trouble. ;)


 :lol  Nice one fella, which one of these would you go for?  :pokefun
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #780 on: 02 September 2016, 06:16:51 am »
people ragging on my Fazer 8, it has all the same parts as the 1000 but is missing 200cc, it does all I need and if 106 donkeys and 150mph isn't enough, tough titties


33% extra engine compared to a 600, for an extra 10mph.......wahay.  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #781 on: 02 September 2016, 02:55:56 pm »
Blokes that won't carry a handkerchief or tissues when they've got a cold and blow their nostrils out one at a time onto the pavement.

Disgusting.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #782 on: 02 September 2016, 03:20:40 pm »
Blokes that won't carry a handkerchief or tissues when they've got a cold and blow their nostrils out one at a time onto the pavement.

Disgusting.

Oh don't, there's a young lad at my work who blows his nose but holds the tissue about 6 inches away from his face.
It's kind of impressive, but makes me heave.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #783 on: 02 September 2016, 08:09:03 pm »
Life
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #784 on: 02 September 2016, 09:02:40 pm »
Come on Maddog....can't be as bad as that....your bike could be slow red ffs...
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #785 on: 02 September 2016, 10:31:39 pm »
my boxeye was red..............best colour of the lot ;)

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #786 on: 02 September 2016, 10:33:54 pm »
Blokes that carry tissues when they got a cold.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #787 on: 03 September 2016, 10:50:46 am »
Blokes that won't carry tissues when they got a cold.
 :lol

Fixed that for you :)

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #788 on: 03 September 2016, 01:59:54 pm »
This current trend for standing miles back from the counter in shop queues.

Yes it's polite not to stand right on top of the person at the front and to leave a suitable gap, but is 30 feet back really necessary!?

In fast-food restaurants now you have no idea who's already ordered or who's waiting to order :rolleyes

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #789 on: 03 September 2016, 02:24:24 pm »
This current trend for standing miles back from the counter in shop queues.

Yes it's polite not to stand right on top of the person at the front and to leave a suitable gap, but is 30 feet back really necessary!?

In fast-food restaurants now you have no idea who's already ordered or who's waiting to order :rolleyes
Oh yeh that one, just the other day I didn't know there was a cue cause the stood so far back so went straight up to the counter and got a "scuse me ther is a cue here"
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #790 on: 03 September 2016, 06:43:02 pm »
TV weather forecasters,  daft cow today said we would have "angry rain" and "a spanner in the works". Sometimes I have watched the weather forecast and had no idea what the foc they are on about.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #791 on: 03 September 2016, 08:06:47 pm »
  When you stop to fill up with fuel at one of those single lane pumps in the middle of the forecourt and you can see a car trying to squeeze past your bike whilst you're inside waiting to pay  >:

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #792 on: 04 September 2016, 11:41:48 am »
TV weather forecasters,  daft cow today said we would have "angry rain" and "a spanner in the works". Sometimes I have watched the weather forecast and had no idea what the foc they are on about.
I actually think the straight talking forecasts that they do now are a lot more accurate. Not quite but almost like this.
"its going to really piss it down but its one of those where its going to be just your focing luck if you get caught in one, some places will be just that missly stuff that gets you wet" 
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #793 on: 05 September 2016, 04:43:15 pm »
Acupuncture,  it did nothing for my haemophilia.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #794 on: 06 September 2016, 11:58:58 pm »
TV weather forecasters,

Similarly, ones who seem to think that the weather stops at 4pm and starts the next day at 8am as if nobody's going to be out after dark!

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #795 on: 07 September 2016, 06:50:02 am »
TV weather forecasters,  daft cow today said we would have "angry rain" and "a spanner in the works". Sometimes I have watched the weather forecast and had no idea what the foc they are on about.
I actually think the straight talking forecasts that they do now are a lot more accurate. Not quite but almost like this.
"its going to really piss it down but its one of those where its going to be just your focing luck if you get caught in one, some places will be just that missly stuff that gets you wet"


Your bike must tremble on days like that.  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #796 on: 07 September 2016, 08:31:28 am »
Sweet puppy dogs, but, they been known to cause confusion.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #797 on: 07 September 2016, 08:43:34 am »
 :rollin
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #798 on: 07 September 2016, 12:11:24 pm »
People driving big powerful cars at 30mph on a 60/70mph road and give you a scowling look when you overtake. They are usually the same FOCCERS that stay in the middle lane on the motorway when there is FOC all in the left lane.

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ASSHOLES driving while on the phone.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #799 on: 07 September 2016, 12:19:15 pm »
Sweet puppy dogs, but, they been known to cause confusion.
Come on then you funny focers whats the name of the bread of dog, I will start with
GOLDEN retriever
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