Fazer Owners Club - Unofficial
General => General => Topic started by: FuZzBoM on 13 November 2012, 11:00:57 pm
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Hi all, we drew our secret santa today at work. The bloke i have to buy for has a Street triple R and thinks its the best thing since the wheel was invented.. He is a bit of a knob and a know-it-all. as such i need some help with what to get him and possibly bring him down a peg.
budget is up to £5
he is one of these people who thinks hes a "proper" biker but his triple has done a massive 450 miles this year.... :lol
Thanks,
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what about a map of some country he'll never ride in :lol
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Harley Davidson mug?
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haha i like that.. and it is rather apt. this year me and a mate rode round Ireland. 1400 miles in 4 days. he thought we was a tad mental.
next year we plan to do a tour of race tracks. Spa, Nurburgring and Hockenheim to watch a DTM race before coming home.
I got look of disapproval when i told him lol.
he then proceeded to tell me "that isn't what the STR is for"
my only worry is it will bait him and he will come along holding us up.....
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Harley Davidson mug?
hmm to be honest he would like it. He had a 880 sportster before the STR. i think he only sold it because it was slow as shit and he didn't like me having a way faster bike.
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I think you should be really generous and buy him a puncture repair kit....Timing is crucial here....Only to be presented to him just after you've frenziedly spiked both his tyres :evil
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I think you should be really generous and buy him a puncture repair kit....Timing is crucial here....Only to be presented to him just after you've frenziedly spiked both his tyres :evil
Hmm a devious plan no doubt.. i would have to break into his garage though.
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Buy him an entrance fee to either the National Rally or to the Iron Butt rally
Alternatively search amazon for arse/face products
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pity there aren't any FOC-U stickers that you could've given him!!
as the idea of secret santa is that they dont know who bought it them why not get something totally not bike related but so obsure /abstract that he wil wonder who the heck bought it? ie golf balls or Tee's for a non golfer!!
or if you do want to go the bike route sommat not related to either a Triumph or Fazer!
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OR......Ebay no. 370157650261 (http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/m/mdo9y7FzTLXd2ldQzaC2CAA/140.jpg)
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Dildo, multicoloured.
As an aside I always refuse to take part in these ridiculous things, I have never felt awkward or bad about simply saying, no thanks, I'd rather not take part'
Works every time.
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^ think streetbudgie needs a name change to Ebenezer :lol
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get him a bag of mud to rub on his bike and make it look like it's been used
or a pair of scuffed knee sliders and some sandpaper to remove his chicken strips
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Hardest crossword book ever. So he can realise he's not as clever as he thinks.
The last time I did secret Santa (on another forum) I got banned...
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Hardest crossword book ever. So he can realise he's not as clever as he thinks.
The last time I did secret Santa (on another forum) I got banned...
do tell Tori!!
that reminds me of a mate that was in Iraq. I sent him christmas box.. containing 3 puzzle book. (which I had completed), a load of empty chocolate wrappers, my weekly magazines and mince pies , he hates them!! I did send him a proper one with stuff he wanted in & it is fair to say I got paid back when I was away!
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buy him a bar of soap it,ll make him paranoid that people think he stinks ;)
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There is only one goft for a dooick-head with a motorbike:
(http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss151/DarrenPickering/stabilisers.jpg)
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Get yourself down the £1 shop and buy him 5 pieces of crap.
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with Paul......................and a bottle of mouthwash :lol
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Robbie, I was going to send a turd in a box, but decided that may be a little harsh, so I sent decorative Xmas toilet paper. Perfect for someone who talks crap :) The recipient whined to admin and I got banned :lol
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Tori, you should have sent a lump of shit instead, then you'd have earned the ban. :lol
Wasn't HD per chance? :woot
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Tori.. love it, have to keep that in mind for next secret santa I pick!
at least it wasn't used!!! :lol :lol :lol
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I wish I had sent a turd trust me!! HD? He'd never ban me! It wasn't on this forum anyway lol.
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HD!! Another that doesn't seem to have made the switch from Yukky!
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How about a disclock?? If he doesn't have one you can probably get one for about a fiver. If he does get him one of those curly wurly reminders with a little pouch, as they are about £3 !!!
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HD!! Another that doesn't seem to have made the switch from Yukky!
Oh he's here! lol
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get him a book full of blank pages and title it "Knowledge of motorcycle craft gleaned from conversations with *name*"
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He is a bit of a knob and a know-it-all. as such i need some help with what to get him and possibly bring him down a peg.
Buy him a whistle for when he's on the bog - so he knows which end to wipe
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How about a Spanner?
'cos it sounds like you think he is one.
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http://www.sabotagetimes.com/reportage/10-weird-secret-santa-gifts/ (http://www.sabotagetimes.com/reportage/10-weird-secret-santa-gifts/)
PIC THREE!!! A tow hook in the shape of, umm....well take a look. Trouble is he'd need a tow hook lol. Some good ideas there though! lol
(Can you see I've done this before.....:lol)
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If he's single, get him a dating site subscription...:lol
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Wow. not had a chance to get on in a while. i did not expect all those replies..
Some good suggestions for sure but going to NEC on Monday so will have a look there 1st.
cheers,
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i saw some big "WARNING - WEEKEND RIDER" stickers on the web. and a patch that reads "18 grand and 18 miles dont make you a biker"
im sure either of those would go down a storm
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so what have you bought him?
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Oh yeah i forgot about this lol.. I decided to go off the bike theme.
I got him this.. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150917483121?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1497.l2649 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150917483121?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1497.l2649)
a few reasons. he happens to have the same surname for one and he has a gay hoop ear ring in one ear. We often mock him for this behind his back. i am sure he will love it but its kind of a team joke.