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Title: nearly a divorce
Post by: jackojet on 04 May 2012, 06:20:54 am
 :eek
 
After a nice ride on wednesday and a relaxing day off for a change  :rolleyes
 
put some well needed miles on the fazer thou, and tested devilsyam R6 shocker which is brill by the way. :lol
 
 I made a slight error and landed at my local bike shop, this is where i orginally bought the fazer brand new in 05.
 
I asked if they had any secondhand R1's for sale around 07 vintage, as i think it time the fazer got a stablemate.
 
Well they have'nt but he had a mint 07 GSXR1000K7 ! just come in as trade in as the bloke came in for an MOT on the gixxer and went home with a 12 plate R1.
 
well i could'nt resist it , so a thrilling test ride later i bought the gixxer thou . :eek
 
 
Well i didnt tell her indoors and spilled the beans as soon as i got home !  :o
 
as you probably guessed the reception was not good , my ears still ringing now!
 
i have been as nice as poss since divorce threat and promised to do more round the house etc ! and am slowly sweet talking etc, being attentive to conversation etc etc.
 
anyway pick the gixxer up later today, just hope it dries up a bit as im unsure the insane power is what i need on a wet road!
 
 
by the way the fazer thou still gets more attention than the gixxer, its a forever bike  :z
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: pitternator on 04 May 2012, 07:11:18 am
rockefella !        :lol
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: jackojet on 04 May 2012, 07:32:36 am
I wish Pitt !
 
she's gonna kill me when she does my accounts and book keeping :'(
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: Falcon 269 on 04 May 2012, 07:42:56 am
Gutsy move, Mav ... ;)
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: pitternator on 04 May 2012, 07:47:57 am
I can understand yer temptation. I just saw a nice blue FZ-1s( with black  engine and frame) going for less than £5k, with just 3k miles on the clock...tbh its actually no dearer than me trading my speed triple in for the latest one...but do I need 3 bikes !   :lol
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: Dave48 on 04 May 2012, 09:15:13 am
For many years I couldnt go into a bike shop without persuading myself I needed something extra or better than what I was riding. Fortunately with the recession and the way new bike prices have increased the last few years I started to look at good second hand machines. I also asked myself if I could only have one bike(which is now the case) what would I choose? FZS 1000 no contest! :lol
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: Looney tune on 04 May 2012, 01:05:00 pm
Oh you BAD man !!
 
I know a fella very well who bought a CCM R30 and kept it at his mates for 3 months until it got a mention in the pub one day, fortunately, Beth is still with me  :) .
 
Good luck pal, all your projects will keep her mind occupied and there is always a wee romantic night away  :sex
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: sadlonelygit on 04 May 2012, 01:55:38 pm
when i bought my fazer (which she did know about) i also picked up a gixxer1100 in bits (which she didn't/still doesn't). perhaps she's just keeping quiet as somehow i've managed to nearly build my katana up without ANY bits coming for it ;)
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: Falcon 269 on 04 May 2012, 06:04:41 pm
You should be like my friend who bought one of my R1s off me a few months ago.  He had a blue Yamaha scooter which got sold to be replaced by the blue R1.  His missus never noticed because the colours were the same. :lol

I guess I pulled a similar stunt when I bought an R1 a couple of years ago.  Got it off ebay, had it looked after for a month or so by a mate (thanks again, Shaun :) ) before driving over to collect it in a van.  Two days before leaving for the UK I found an even better R1 on ebay, so bought that as well.  Only took me 2 years to reduce the stock levels again. ;)
Title: nearly a divorce
Post by: cable tie on 04 May 2012, 06:17:28 pm
Does wifey give you more pleasure than the bike ! If yes I'd get rid of bike it will go down hill from now on.

What you need to ask ya self can you cook - clean - wash your own clothes and does your pecker touch your ar5e !!   

If it does than at least you can feck ya self rather than the wife LOL.
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: Kosmic Kartman on 04 May 2012, 06:45:04 pm
 :lol GET IN THERE!
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: paul1606 on 04 May 2012, 07:31:05 pm
Talking to one of the lads in my local bikeshop he said he,s got a customer who bought a personal plate & only buys blue bikes transferring the plate , wifey looks out of the kitchen window blue bike same reg jobs a guddun :thumbup
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: james43 on 04 May 2012, 08:36:19 pm
I like that and I can relate to it.


I recently changed the colour of my bike.


It had been resprayed badly when I bought it.Well it wasn't terrible but not perfect.


My brother works in a bodyshop and loved pointing out that his Yam Thundercrap was 6 years older than mine but looked newer.


It was black and I decided on a dark metallic almost a gun metal grey.


The wife never noticed didn't have a clue .
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: jackojet on 05 May 2012, 01:07:43 pm
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
you lot foccin kill me ! picked the gixxer up yesty lunchtime , and guess wot,  the wife took me to bike shop to pick it up and we cleared her shed out to make room for the mower , so my 10x8 shed has the room for fazer thou and the gixxer !
i then spent the afternoon cleaning both bikes !  ;)
 
i think the extra housekeep deposited into her acc on thurs may have swung it , but she is still promising to kill me ! :evil
 
i am scared a bit of the gixxer riding in c mode the softest setting at mo :z
 
jacko
 
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: jackojet on 07 May 2012, 05:23:33 pm
when i bought my fazer (which she did know about) i also picked up a gixxer1100 in bits (which she didn't/still doesn't). perhaps she's just keeping quiet as somehow i've managed to nearly build my katana up without ANY bits coming for it ;)

Hi looney
 
im now officially on sexual rations for a while so her indoors proffessed this morn when i was poking in the back at 06.30 hours ! a reminder im still in bad books was quoted before i rose and got skins on for work ! :eek
 
anyway i have sex each time i glance at my bikes !  :lol
 
plus a nice 12lb pike i caught ot the patio doors on half skimmer bream deadbait was bagged this afternoon whilst browsing the countrymans weekly , i looked up and watched the pike float slide away !
 
woman hey ! i had to show her how to cook a 3lb rainbow for tea last night before sitting down with a pint o extra smooth topped up with a fursty ferret ale! and watching motogp  :lol
 
sorry for being random and i admit being a headcase :\
 
cheers regards to all
 
jacko that daft bloke from staffordshire :z
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: jackojet on 07 May 2012, 05:42:19 pm
oh bugger sorry sadloneygit i picked the wrong quote and should of clicked and quoted looney's post
 
soz to looney too :o
Title: Re: nearly a divorce
Post by: pitternator on 10 May 2012, 07:59:41 am
how about a piccie then m8 ??