I couldn't tempt you with Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock then.
....or Susie Dent from dictionary corner
Quote from: YamFazFan on 23 November 2018, 10:21:40 am....or Susie Dent from dictionary corner I like them a little more curvy (in the right places).
This...............Really don't want to know about anybody's dry vagina...... .......arrrrrrhhhhhhh........fuck off !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2GtlS41j20
What gets me is Ebay sellers not replying to questions - all I asked was "what is the range of the bike" (very long, comprehensive, boring reply) and " Is The Chicken Chaser a special Edition or import model" - no reply, bastid couldn't be feckin asked
I'd be a bit careful with those fuckers,especially the young 'uns,they leave enough shit behind 'em wherever they land and they revel in scrapping,ain't to bothered about laying into you mob handed,and they can just disappear to another area if they need to,can't stand the fuckers.
So as you can see my replies were prompt and comprehensive, so, I am not quite sure what else you expected?Oh do me a favour 'sticka_v8_init' don't waste peoples time, I bet you go around kicking tyres when NOT looking for a vehicle.
Quote from: tommyardin on 25 November 2018, 10:33:31 amSo as you can see my replies were prompt and comprehensive, so, I am not quite sure what else you expected?Oh do me a favour 'sticka_v8_init' don't waste peoples time, I bet you go around kicking tyres when NOT looking for a vehicle.Errr nope....I just don't turn up
I never knew an oil change could be so frustrating. Youngest daughters Peugeot Bipper 1.3 deisel van. Oil light came on, so I changed the oil and fitted a new filter. Took it out for a run to leak check etc, oil light stayed on. Search on the web as to why, turns out it has an oil degradation counter which checks oil quality and triggers the oil light to come on after a set period. Can I fuck as find a way to reset the counter and also turn off the light, and apparantly the counter will limit the engine to 2k rpm if its not reset, then disable it altogether. Looks like I may have to go to a main stealer, who may also refuse to do that because they havent changed the oil. Purchased from the internet a set of service/repair discs for the van, but they have to set up a windows xp virtual disc on my windows 10 pc, and that has failed to happen for a number of reasons that are gobbledegook to me. So, fished the old windows xp out the loft, plugged it all in, and thats fucked too, just cycling the startup screen then switching off. I have a feeling this is going to turn into a most expensive oil change. Technology making life easier eh!
Quote from: agricola on 26 November 2018, 12:45:08 pmI never knew an oil change could be so frustrating. Youngest daughters Peugeot Bipper 1.3 deisel van. Oil light came on, so I changed the oil and fitted a new filter. Took it out for a run to leak check etc, oil light stayed on. Search on the web as to why, turns out it has an oil degradation counter which checks oil quality and triggers the oil light to come on after a set period. Can I fuck as find a way to reset the counter and also turn off the light, and apparantly the counter will limit the engine to 2k rpm if its not reset, then disable it altogether. Looks like I may have to go to a main stealer, who may also refuse to do that because they havent changed the oil. Purchased from the internet a set of service/repair discs for the van, but they have to set up a windows xp virtual disc on my windows 10 pc, and that has failed to happen for a number of reasons that are gobbledegook to me. So, fished the old windows xp out the loft, plugged it all in, and thats fucked too, just cycling the startup screen then switching off. I have a feeling this is going to turn into a most expensive oil change. Technology making life easier eh!Have you tried this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Amy1AJDGkI
Quote from: coffee on 25 November 2018, 01:00:51 amI'd be a bit careful with those fuckers,especially the young 'uns,they leave enough shit behind 'em wherever they land and they revel in scrapping,ain't to bothered about laying into you mob handed,and they can just disappear to another area if they need to,can't stand the fuckers. I know exactly what they're all about, i've had dealings with them spanning decades.As far as pubs are concerned it's all about how the staff take a stand against them, some are just way better at handling matters than others. The problem these days is that as soon as you make any refusal towards them they immediately pull the race card on you, which everyone knows is nothing to do with anything. The reason they're not welcome is because they constantly seem on the brink of causing a fight, normally amongst themselves, they have zero respect for anyone else whatsoever, they're not potty trained, they nick anything not tied down with a large fondness for the big toilet rolls, and they are always smashed out of their heads on drugs and booze.What really fucks me off is that if anyone else behaved like this they'd be instantly ejected, but when they turn up the whole pub has to leave? Several times we suggested that we just get the police in to fuck them off but they wouldn't do it.One of them looked about 14yrs old but was downing pints like he was in some sort of competition, a couple of the older ones must've been on cruise control because we really don't know how they were still standing, they were so bad they couldn't even keep their heads up straight, they looked like their necks were broken.And one bloke standing at the bar let out what i can only describe as the dirtiest wet fart anyone has ever heard before, then had the audacity to look round afterwards to see if anyone was behind him. We are 100% convinced that he shat himself, it was a noise that i will simply never forget.Then as we were outside waiting to move on, one of their lovely women turns up in a people carrier to pick some of them up, swerving all over the road, cutting people up, and with no lights switched on. She had quite obviously had a skinful as well.
Quote from: darrsi on 25 November 2018, 10:45:03 amQuote from: coffee on 25 November 2018, 01:00:51 amI'd be a bit careful with those fuckers,especially the young 'uns,they leave enough shit behind 'em wherever they land and they revel in scrapping,ain't to bothered about laying into you mob handed,and they can just disappear to another area if they need to,can't stand the fuckers. I know exactly what they're all about, i've had dealings with them spanning decades.As far as pubs are concerned it's all about how the staff take a stand against them, some are just way better at handling matters than others. The problem these days is that as soon as you make any refusal towards them they immediately pull the race card on you, which everyone knows is nothing to do with anything. The reason they're not welcome is because they constantly seem on the brink of causing a fight, normally amongst themselves, they have zero respect for anyone else whatsoever, they're not potty trained, they nick anything not tied down with a large fondness for the big toilet rolls, and they are always smashed out of their heads on drugs and booze.What really fucks me off is that if anyone else behaved like this they'd be instantly ejected, but when they turn up the whole pub has to leave? Several times we suggested that we just get the police in to fuck them off but they wouldn't do it.One of them looked about 14yrs old but was downing pints like he was in some sort of competition, a couple of the older ones must've been on cruise control because we really don't know how they were still standing, they were so bad they couldn't even keep their heads up straight, they looked like their necks were broken.And one bloke standing at the bar let out what i can only describe as the dirtiest wet fart anyone has ever heard before, then had the audacity to look round afterwards to see if anyone was behind him. We are 100% convinced that he shat himself, it was a noise that i will simply never forget.Then as we were outside waiting to move on, one of their lovely women turns up in a people carrier to pick some of them up, swerving all over the road, cutting people up, and with no lights switched on. She had quite obviously had a skinful as well. It's a joke ay? and you talk about the cops!!?? they're to shit scared to front them,if they ever got 'em down the nick the amount of bullshit they'd give would take forever and they know it,that's why they take ages to arrive at the scene if at all,fuckin' wankers.
When a complete stranger says something like 'Smile it might never happen!' to you in street. That's so rude. For all they know you may have just received some awful news. What business is it of theirs anyway. These are usually the same sort of idiots that think it's amusing to break wind and belch in front of everyone and turn up to formal events in trainers and a trackie. Tossers.