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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #575 on: 06 December 2020, 01:17:10 am »
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #576 on: 07 December 2020, 08:44:35 pm »
I bought an Eton Advent calendar this year.

All the doors are opened by my father's contacts.

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #577 on: 07 December 2020, 11:19:24 pm »
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I bought an Eton Advent calendar this year.
All the doors are opened by my father's contacts.eI bought an Eton Advent calendar this year.All the doors are opened by my father's contacts.

and presumably being Eton, Mary and the Angels are not allowed on it

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #578 on: 09 December 2020, 10:59:11 am »
this is too woke fur me.


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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #579 on: 10 December 2020, 12:12:46 am »
I've just realised that it's obvious that the stories about the vaccine having microchips in it are true!

It's a typical Bill Gates' product.

You get it, then, just three weeks later, it needs an upgrade!

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #580 on: 14 December 2020, 11:49:53 am »
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #581 on: 14 December 2020, 08:56:14 pm »
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I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #583 on: 19 December 2020, 06:06:40 pm »
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #584 on: 21 December 2020, 05:06:59 pm »
A preview of this year's Christmas Broadcast...

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #585 on: 21 December 2020, 08:19:34 pm »
Today is my second favourite day of the year. The shortest meaning from here on its going to get lighter and lighter for longer. 

 What's my #1 favourite day I hear you ask, well its the longest day when I get to ride my  :faz for hours on end before it gets dark
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #586 on: 21 December 2020, 09:13:31 pm »
Today is my second favourite day of the year. The shortest meaning from here on its going to get lighter and lighter for longer. 

 What's my #1 favourite day I hear you ask, well its the longest day when I get to ride my  :faz for hours on end before it gets dark

Unless it's raining. :lol
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #587 on: 27 December 2020, 06:43:21 pm »
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #588 on: 05 January 2021, 12:01:08 am »
If anyone needs anything...  :D

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #589 on: 06 January 2021, 03:39:43 pm »
They tell me that if a child is born in Manchester it receives a raincoat in the post within a week.


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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #590 on: 22 January 2021, 01:35:18 pm »
I live in an area of Scotland where people think that Hepatitis B is a vitamin.


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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #591 on: 22 January 2021, 10:16:50 pm »
I really thought my wife was joking
when she said she wanted to see a
Monkees tribute band play in
Switzerland.

And then I saw her face, now I'm in
Geneva...

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #592 on: 27 January 2021, 07:52:14 pm »
While we're sad about the fact that 100,000 people have died from covid in the uk let's remember the 6million men women and children who were murdered by the nazis just for being jewish or a bit different on this remembering holocaust day. :(
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #593 on: 07 February 2021, 12:28:42 pm »
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #594 on: 07 February 2021, 05:18:45 pm »
A friend of mine was addicted to brake fluid, but he said he could stop quite easily.


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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #595 on: 08 February 2021, 12:01:23 pm »
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #596 on: 09 February 2021, 12:33:54 am »
Can anyone recommend a good way of removing ice from a windscreen?

I tried using my discount card, but I only got 20% off.


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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #597 on: 10 February 2021, 01:05:09 pm »
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #598 on: 20 February 2021, 09:07:55 pm »
A friend hacked NASA's systems and found a picture they censored from the Mars feed...

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #599 on: 24 February 2021, 01:13:51 am »
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