Author Topic: caption competition (Read 47423 times)

red98 · « **on:** 06 October 2013, 07:47:34 am »

lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie

....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo $:\$

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #1 on:** 06 October 2013, 08:30:10 am »

Well, if you're deciding the rules, I suppose you've already won?

How many foccin towbars do you need?!!

red98 · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 October 2013, 08:34:12 am »

Quote from: nick crisp on 06 October 2013, 08:30:10 am

Well, if you're deciding the rules, I suppose you've already won?
How many foccin towbars do you need?!!

being sensible now....not done that for a while

......a caption please nick to start things off

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #3 on:** 06 October 2013, 08:39:01 am »

Alright then.

"And it's still faster than a red one!"

How's that?

red98 · « **Reply #4 on:** 06 October 2013, 08:45:27 am »

Quote from: nick crisp on 06 October 2013, 08:39:01 am

Alright then.

"And it's still faster than a red one!"

How's that?

............have a think matey......see you later

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #5 on:** 06 October 2013, 09:10:53 am »

Yep, just as I thought, the rules are going to be slightly biased......

Punkstig · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 October 2013, 09:24:22 am »

I don't know but the steering feels a bit wooden to me!

CRH · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 October 2013, 09:44:03 am »

Quote from: red98 on 06 October 2013, 07:47:34 am

lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo $:\$

.......HERE IT IS FOCCERS?...THIS IS THE LATEST CREATION FROM THE HIGH WYCOMBE BRANCH OF OCC>>>>PAUL Sr">>HAS CREATED THE VERY FIRST >>>FAZER EXERCISE BIKE!!!

...this revolutionary idea came to him from his counterpart buddy and ex lofo...christo.T....christo sadly is no longer with us as he was deported to america by the dvla"..pauls secretary...dolly lambchop will be pleased to take orders over the phone!!

..most colours available!...sorry we dont do.....RED!

Wade90 · « **Reply #8 on:** 06 October 2013, 09:47:20 am »

"Yamaha's first attempt at a hover bike gets off to a shaky start?"

noggythenog · « **Reply #9 on:** 06 October 2013, 10:28:59 am »

"After crashing both his Bat Bikes & with the credit crunch taking hold, Batman decided on a budget replacement....after all he'd heard that it was near impossible to crash a 600 Fazer!....

"

DryRob · « **Reply #10 on:** 06 October 2013, 11:24:34 am »

Still a more complete bike then a Bandit...

midden · « **Reply #11 on:** 06 October 2013, 11:38:30 am »

Quote from: red98 on 06 October 2013, 07:47:34 am

lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo $:\$

I knew stopping in Liverpool was a bad idea

midden · « **Reply #12 on:** 06 October 2013, 11:44:04 am »

No chance of a supporting role with Chorlton and the liccle old lady now

slimwilly · « **Reply #13 on:** 06 October 2013, 11:45:56 am »

This ancient relic was found in the Pyramids from before they had invented the wheel.

midden · « **Reply #14 on:** 06 October 2013, 11:58:20 am »

'slimwilly I have potted my plum jam, made a bottle of damson gin,just been to restart a boiler,walked the dog ,brekkie now at 11.50 and just about to jump on the flying machine to head south to see if i can meet them lost foccers following Nick Crisp.'

Flying machine!! you taking the fekkin piss!!!

dickturpin · « **Reply #15 on:** 06 October 2013, 01:37:31 pm »

southern foccer's idea to save on tyre wear hits snag....

ogri48 · « **Reply #16 on:** 06 October 2013, 01:53:32 pm »

"Bugger. Still, a bit of t-cut and no one would ever know I binned it.."

Lez72 · « **Reply #17 on:** 06 October 2013, 02:35:58 pm »

Mrs Red after returning home from work: "Mr Red, Can you please remove that piece of shit from outside our front door ?"
Reply: "Sorry Mrs Red, I didn't realise you didn't like hanging baskets !"

Chillum · « **Reply #18 on:** 06 October 2013, 04:00:59 pm »

Shit, someone's nicked my bricks!

adeejaysdelight · « **Reply #19 on:** 06 October 2013, 06:12:35 pm »

I was only supposed to be fitting a new indicator bulb!!!

Exupnut · « **Reply #20 on:** 06 October 2013, 06:17:34 pm »

Fuckin Mercedes.

fireblake · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 October 2013, 06:39:05 pm »

Christo hasn't quite got the hang of planking.

Christo aka Merv forgot to swerve

Ouch, sorry Chris

Mickey

JZS 600 · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 October 2013, 07:19:16 pm »

Balls!

(and having them for propping up the bike like that!)

red98 · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 October 2013, 07:43:51 pm »

ahhh...some good captions there

....it seems only fair to wait for christoT`s caption and i`ll pick a winner

Doddsie · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 October 2013, 08:07:26 pm »

NICE TRY CHRISTO!!!!