'slimwilly I have potted my plum jam, made a bottle of damson gin,just been to restart a boiler,walked the dog ,brekkie now at 11.50 and just about to jump on the flying machine to head south to see if i can meet them lost foccers following Nick Crisp.'Flying machine!! you taking the fekkin piss!!!
some bugger knicked my bricks i knew i shouldnt have moved to gravesend