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Re: caption competition
« Reply #100 on: 31 October 2013, 06:55:03 am »
Marquez said it would be OK !!!Cnut  :'(
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #101 on: 31 October 2013, 07:25:27 am »
i knew i should have gone for the red "foc-u rad hoses"  :\
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #102 on: 31 October 2013, 09:40:48 pm »
ok so it doesnt fly   but  it really is fast    :lol :lol
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #103 on: 31 October 2013, 09:46:22 pm »
You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out... :D

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #104 on: 31 October 2013, 10:32:34 pm »
Supermoto-dominos was a HIT!!

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #105 on: 08 November 2013, 10:57:25 pm »


Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!
The winner is Christo,   :eek
We await your picture :pc

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #106 on: 08 November 2013, 11:42:17 pm »


Feck me, look at the chicken strips on that one!

The winner is Christo,   :eek
We await your picture :pc


That's two of us shocked!  :eek :eek :eek :eek

How's this then?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #107 on: 08 November 2013, 11:42:57 pm »
I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:

"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"

Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar  :\
Ok, let the captions commence.


Your worst nightmare you are on a flight heading for Australia and the seat beside you is empty, they are just about to shut the door, and that appears, guess were he is sitting
 
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #108 on: 08 November 2013, 11:45:31 pm »
I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:

"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"

Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar  :\
Ok, let the captions commence.


Your worst nightmare you are on a flight heading for Australia and the seat beside you is empty, they are just about to shut the door, and that appears, guess were he is sitting


Wrong picture, Lew.  :lol :lol
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #109 on: 08 November 2013, 11:53:53 pm »

The winner is Christo,   :eek
We await your picture :pc


That's two of us shocked!  :eek :eek :eek :eek

How's this then?



Not quite what I meant whenI said can you tinkle on the ivories!!!

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #110 on: 09 November 2013, 12:12:43 pm »
watch out for potholes...if this lid drops quickly...

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #111 on: 09 November 2013, 12:26:57 pm »
During their later years, Chas & Dave were forced into increasingly desperate measures to get gigs.
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #112 on: 09 November 2013, 01:17:55 pm »
The 'Hairy Bikers' tried many ideas out before discovering the cookery program.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #113 on: 09 November 2013, 01:22:30 pm »
Yamahas 1st prototype naked organ takes to our streets!!....fared version to follow :rolleyes

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #114 on: 09 November 2013, 02:25:53 pm »
Oi cheeky, this piano lark's a breeze
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Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....;)

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #115 on: 09 November 2013, 03:00:47 pm »
mobile motorcycle tuning specialists get it all wrong!!!!!!! :eek

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #116 on: 09 November 2013, 03:06:17 pm »

Example of  a bum rush
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Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....;)

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #117 on: 09 November 2013, 05:06:56 pm »
I said buy a naked Yamaha and enjoy the ride , not play a Yamaha naked and enjoy the ride :lol

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #118 on: 09 November 2013, 05:11:04 pm »
This one's for you Sir Elton John  ;)
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #119 on: 09 November 2013, 05:50:24 pm »
I think I've worked out the strange sound coming from the engine, you've snapped your G-string
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #120 on: 09 November 2013, 08:34:18 pm »
Hold it in, we'll soon be at the potato field
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #121 on: 10 November 2013, 12:13:50 am »
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.
I must not do cheap helmet gags.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #122 on: 10 November 2013, 12:54:11 pm »
And the winner is....  :eek :eek :eek


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We await your photo!  :)
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #123 on: 10 November 2013, 07:53:13 pm »
How about this?  :D



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Re: caption competition
« Reply #124 on: 10 November 2013, 07:59:17 pm »
Now thats a tank slapper!!!!