Reading some posts, this joke comes to mind: "This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_%28island%29) in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_of_Naval_Operations) 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Abraham_Lincoln_%28CVN-72%29), the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Fleet_Forces_Command). We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lighthouses_in_Newfoundland_and_Labrador). Your call.[2]"
(Slaninar, where are you again?)
At work, but obviously not working. Why do you ask? :)
Novi Sad, Serbia (former Yugoslavia).
(http://www.inf.ethz.ch/personal/smilos/novi_sad_map.jpg)
Reading some posts, this joke comes to mind: "This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_%28island%29[/url]) in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_of_Naval_Operations[/url]) 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Abraham_Lincoln_%28CVN-72%29[/url]), the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Fleet_Forces_Command[/url]). We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lighthouses_in_Newfoundland_and_Labrador[/url]). Your call.[2]"
(Slaninar, where are you again?)
At work, but obviously not working. Why do you ask? :)
Novi Sad, Serbia (former Yugoslavia).
([url]http://www.inf.ethz.ch/personal/smilos/novi_sad_map.jpg[/url])
No matter how many times i hear that sorry it still makes me laugh. :lol