joke

[esetest]

 A stunning lady walks up to the bar , she signals the barman to bring his face close to hers , running her fingers through his hair she says softly " are you the manager ?" "no" , he says. Can you give him a message ? she asks stroking his face & allowing 2 fingers to slip into his mouth so he can suck them gently & sliding them seductively across  his teeth & round his tongue . " Tell him there,s no fucking toilet paper .! 
 

[pitternator]

some folk would pay for that !