Look at this little fella. He managed to cling on to my brake fluid resevoir for 58 miles today 35 of which were motorway. When I got off the bike, he refused to let me get away and jumped onto my arm and then trousers. I had to prise him off and drop him on a bush in the garden.
Do you think he wanted to find pastures new or was following me home so he could steal my Fazer?