eh darrsi......magneto mansince I read your post I've been the same......getting buzzed off everything I touch last two days have been interesting to say the least
When you get a weekend of lovely weather like this one and some complete arse in the vicinity decides to light a bonfire.
I was under the impression it's perfectly legal to have a bonfire in your own garden?
If it's a regular problem by the same person report them to your environmental health department they will take action. We had the same problem where I used to live the idiot had a gardening business and rather than pay tipping charges for his business waste he used to burn it most evenings in summer burning weeds and grass stinks and the smoke hung on wind lass nights. I spoke to the t**t but no change so reported him to environmental health along with several of the neighbours. He was served with an enforcement notice to stop the fires he had no choice but had to comply. Best do these things the legal way rather than the way most of us would like too.
As BB said it depends on the local authorities. Some areas you are not allowed to burn ordinary household coal but it has to be smokeless, not sure about logs.
Logs are now 'green' if you burn them in an approved log burner
Quote from: Hugh Mungus on 22 May 2018, 08:03:36 pmLogs are now 'green' if you burn them in an approved log burner They are trying to implement that but for existing log burners/fires, dry wood is OK anyway. Its the damp stuff that spits, farts and smokes a lot.
people who are at traffic lights, and when the light sequence turns to green they are never ready to pull away, most annoying.
Car drivers that slow down for speed cameras when they are already going 20mph less than the limit!!!!The one that did it tonight nearly had 44 tonnes of lorry to help speed him back up again.
Quote from: BBROWN1664 on 23 May 2018, 08:25:57 amQuote from: Hugh Mungus on 22 May 2018, 08:03:36 pmLogs are now 'green' if you burn them in an approved log burner They are trying to implement that but for existing log burners/fires, dry wood is OK anyway. Its the damp stuff that spits, farts and smokes a lot.At home we had an open fire and some wood - I think it was ash used to spit like mad, you would be watching some mothers do ave em and suddenly a red hot meteorite would come flying at you.Thanks to constantly masturbating as a kid I am now a perfect shot at living room distance from throwing the tissues into the fire from the sofa.
Quote from: fazersharp on 23 May 2018, 10:26:51 amQuote from: BBROWN1664 on 23 May 2018, 08:25:57 amQuote from: Hugh Mungus on 22 May 2018, 08:03:36 pmLogs are now 'green' if you burn them in an approved log burner They are trying to implement that but for existing log burners/fires, dry wood is OK anyway. Its the damp stuff that spits, farts and smokes a lot.At home we had an open fire and some wood - I think it was ash used to spit like mad, you would be watching some mothers do ave em and suddenly a red hot meteorite would come flying at you.Thanks to constantly masturbating as a kid I am now a perfect shot at living room distance from throwing the tissues into the fire from the sofa.