My mate phoned me up, he said "I was doing some DIY and I cut my finger off." I said "What, the whole finger?" He said "No the one next to it."
"What does an Essex girl have between her ears!!!!!!!!!!!1 Her knees. "? maybe Im blonde but how does that one work ? knees between her ears ?
Nike has made a shoe for lesbians, it's called Nikes for Dykes, it's got 50% more tongue and you can get it off with one finger
Blonde jokes, I have robbed from elsewhere, at least I'm being honest.Q: Why did the blonde get blown up into pieces A: Because she bought a Palestinian Blow Up Doll from the Sex Shop.Where is the door I'll return for the coat later.Lew .
I don't get it :|
My ex wife could manipulate her muscles in her fanny so it felt like getting a blow job..........which is why I divorced her when she manipulated her muscles in her mouth she sounded like a cunt