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« on: 29 March 2017, 03:56:10 pm »
Took my old faithful in for a service yesterday and the list of repairs just kept growing. So, after a bit of haggling I traded it in for...............................  | TREK POWERGLIDE 5 |
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« on: 18 February 2017, 10:17:54 am »
Thought it about time I got some sun on my old bones so went onto Travelsupermarket and found a good deal In Turkey.
By the time I called my mate and told him to pack his mankini and go online it had gone up by £60 !!!!
Then when we clicked on the hotel to book, it went up another £12 each ????
My guess is they monitor the cookies and think............"Right, that's Delboy interested. Up the prices."
Bastards.
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« on: 02 December 2016, 10:53:32 am »
Police are investigating Mick Hucknall regarding claims of sexual bestiality involving rabbits.
A police spokesman says that they were tipped off by the lyrics of his songs........................................wait for it.......................
"Bunny's too tight to mention" and "Holding back the ears"
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« on: 11 May 2016, 12:41:11 pm »
Hi, thought I would plumb the bottomless depths of Foccer resources.
Basically, I recently took an all-inclusive holiday with Easyjet but the return coach transfer, for which I paid extra, did not arrive.
We had no option but to fork out £45 for a taxi to the airport or miss our flights.
Now I have contacted Sleasyjet and after much procrastination they have denied responsibility and compensation.
Now old Delboy doesn't give up that easy, sleasy, so who should I now contact????
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« on: 17 February 2016, 11:43:33 am »
All the pundits reckon a date for the referendum will be announced soon, so how do you think it will go?
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« on: 28 January 2016, 11:42:03 am »
Don't read many books but I was given this one as a Xmas present. Some real laugh out loud moments and and a good read for any biker. He mentions a BMW rider training school in Wales. Any of our members??? Mike Carter................Uneasy Rider www.amazon.co.uk/Uneasy-Rider-Travels-Through-Mid-Life/dp/0091923263Hope the link works?
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« on: 15 September 2015, 03:11:11 pm »
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« on: 15 August 2015, 10:57:33 am »
Reading another feed got me thinking, what's the best and most appropriate nickname you ever heard?
I had a friend who was bald, very short sighted and a bit of a c**t, therefore BBC
Another who was always called GRAVY because he went with anything.
At school I was known universally as BUS because apparently the back of my head resembled one?
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« on: 12 June 2015, 10:37:33 am »
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« on: 19 May 2015, 04:48:53 pm »
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« on: 15 April 2015, 11:59:08 am »
Just had another row with my service provider, Vodafone. Basically I negotiated a reasonable deal with them last year but notice they have been billing me too much  Got me wondering, who has the best deal????? I have the phone (Galaxy Ace), 300 minutes, 500 texts and 1.25GB data allowance for £ 9.50/mth incl. VAT. Now excluding those of you who may work for a service provider or get one free in your job, can anyone beat that? Oh and BTW the very nice lady I just spoke to in S.Africa has agreed this deal AND sent me a credit of £14 to cover the incorrect bills. 
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« on: 29 January 2015, 12:11:12 pm »
I just KNOW some clever bod on here can help?
Been using Freeview for about 4 years. Great and free, no probs.
Then recently I noticed that around 8.45-9.30 every night the picture would frequently break up at intervals of about two minutes.
I have a signal booster on a loft aerial and also tried a 4G filter which reduced it a bit but the problem persists.
So...................who can I sue ????
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« on: 15 October 2014, 11:46:46 am »
Oh God, here we go again. It seems that essential requirements for unmitigated success are, spiky hair and face stubble, silly shoes, an excess of high fives and an almost total disregard for real abilities.  My tip to win is LAUREN RILEY Yours???
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« on: 17 September 2014, 12:35:59 pm »
I know this is in the wrong section but I can't find the old Geeks corner?? I recently bought a nice cheapy PC game for my laptop to see me through the long winter nights. Its called " HARD RESET" but when I try to play it after loading I get the following message............... ................ "the procedure entry point_except_handler4_common could not be located in the dynamic link library msvcrt.dll"Now I consider myself reasonable au fait with computers but this has me focced. Any suggestions, is it fixable???? 
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« on: 02 August 2014, 11:39:44 am »
Hello oh great Oracle. I know this is nothing to do with bikes but I tried Googling and could not get an answer as edifying as I would expect from FOCCERS. Q. I have just started claiming my state pension. When asked about my marital status I declared "Single, never married" as I didn't want the hassle of the ex getting involved and anyway have been divorced since 1989 so feel it has FOC-ALL to do with her. So if I tell the taxman is it likely to beneficially affect my payments or just entangle me in in form filling and resurrecting long buried acrimonious settlements????? The benefit of your collective wisdom would be much appreciated
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« on: 30 July 2014, 11:05:22 am »
Hi all. Just started working (well loafing about chatting) here .. http://www.brooklandsmuseum.com/ as a volunteer. Plenty to see and do so thought it may make a good venue for a rideout??? If there is enough interest I can investigate the chances of a special group deal???
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« on: 31 March 2014, 10:51:43 am »
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« on: 20 March 2014, 11:50:35 am »
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« on: 17 March 2014, 11:39:19 am »
YES! I really am that old now, or will be in just 4 months. I went on the GOV.UK website today and, by being a little "conservative" on my declared savings, found I may be able to claim an enhanced pension on retirement. Now of course my question is..................... Should I be Mr. Honest Joe Muggins and tell HMRC exactly how much I have worked hard for and saved all my life? or Should I be Mr. Average and "forget" some of my assets to claim Pension Credits????? The dilemma is that if I do, can they catch me  [size=78%]........................[/size][/size] if I don't, will I regret it????[size=78%] BTW. If you work for HMRC disregard this post as my account has obviously been hacked.
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« on: 02 March 2014, 11:08:06 am »
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« on: 27 February 2014, 11:27:05 am »
Been loving this one on another site. Basically puns using Hospital or medicine with Film Titles.................. My favourites so far to start you off.............. Bridget Jones' Diarrhoea.The Men Who Stare At Throatsand two from me............ Saving Ryan's PrivatesEnema of the State........................ followed by................. INGLOURIOUS FAST TURDS !!!  
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« on: 25 February 2014, 11:31:45 am »
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« on: 05 December 2013, 12:02:27 pm »
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