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age old question answered
« on: 08 April 2013, 07:13:16 pm »
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.  Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion:  A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."  On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case....time for another beer!

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Re: age old question answered
« Reply #1 on: 08 April 2013, 07:47:30 pm »
Yep thats why i think god was a woman. No male deity would put the nuts on the outside
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Re: age old question answered
« Reply #2 on: 08 April 2013, 10:29:06 pm »
Thats cos when guys say it, its usually prefixed with "Yes, Domina"
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Re: age old question answered
« Reply #3 on: 09 April 2013, 12:17:27 pm »
Youv'e been watching Spartacus too!  :eek
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