Author Topic: cars that men should never be seen driving! (Read 13368 times)

sadlonelygit · « **on:** 20 April 2012, 09:20:45 pm »

Audi TT convertible (mk1)
Mini convertible
merc slk (early one)
MX5 (mk2)
megane convertible
fiat 500c

there's a theme here!

please feel free to add your own........opinions

sadlonelygit · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 April 2012, 09:23:26 pm »

ohhh, forgot the old new beetle and the 1.8 MR2

Bracechenko · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 April 2012, 09:46:37 pm »

Ford focus cabroilet
Vauxhall Tigra
Toyota Aygo
Ford Ka (sport Ka too)
Nissan Micra convertable

pilgrim · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 April 2012, 10:18:46 pm »

Ford Puma.
Any new Mini. Hairdressers car. And totally clitoris.
Range Rover Sport. No one should drive one of these. It means you are a DRUG DEALER!!!!!!!!!!!

richfzs · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 April 2012, 11:50:59 pm »

shit. I have driven 4 of hte cars mentioned so far. None of them were mine, and 3 belonged to female friends, but I;m worried those details don't matter - do I need to go and kill myself?

Skinbeatersam · « **Reply #5 on:** 21 April 2012, 01:52:03 am »

Daihatsu Copen.

Porsche Cayenne.

Mini 4x4.

Can't think of any other's that haven't already been mentioned. . . . . .

flyboy · « **Reply #6 on:** 21 April 2012, 08:40:35 am »

How about a Fiat Panda ok or not ???

bmseven · « **Reply #7 on:** 21 April 2012, 08:45:07 am »

You forgot the Street Ka, the Ka is bad enough but a convertible !!

bmseven · « **Reply #8 on:** 21 April 2012, 08:45:57 am »

By bad I just saw it

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 April 2012, 09:36:53 am »

Dave48 · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 April 2012, 09:37:34 am »

Good thing I dont worry about "street cred" as I drive a Fiat Panda-basically the thinking mans version of the 500c and about £3K cheaper!
Cheap to insure-even in city, £30 road tax, 60mpg on motorway with good headroom-so good in fact that Fiat had to spoil it by bringing out a new version thats larger & a lot dearer. The money I save on running this pays for my fun-time on the Fazer.
Interesting theme though as I often wonder what motivates people to buy certain cars-Image? Ego? Fear? Self-worth? There are definitely stereotypes.
Observation in Birmingham:-the number of Mums on the school run driving massive 4 x 4s when they cant see over the dash & have to have radar type reversing aids. I wonder how bike riders are perceived by motorists-when I rode my friends YBR 125 on L-plates I was amazed how I was treated with contempt as the cagers desperately tried to overtake me when I was "making progress" @ the speed limit for the roads I was using. Funny this doesnt happen when theyre looking @ a fat rear tyre & sports can!

Bracechenko · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 April 2012, 10:57:13 am »

Fiat Panda's are fine. They're good, honest cars and because they don't have fake plastic flowers on the dash, they aren't driven by bimbos!

bwizz · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 April 2012, 11:23:02 am »

Any modern 4*4's because they are all shit.
Only difference betwean a 4*4 and a turd is that a turd is hard to polish !
i don't like them !

Captain Haddock · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 April 2012, 11:57:54 am »

Quote from: bwizz on 21 April 2012, 11:23:02 am

Any modern 4*4's because they are all shit.
Only difference betwean a 4*4 and a turd is that a turd is hard to polish !
i don't like them !

4*4's need a sticker saying "Does my dick look big in this" when the answer is usually "no you just look a dick in it" (Unless of course you happen to tow big trailers or live up a glacier)

If not bike it's usually a tatty skoda fabia diesel, it's the Mrs's car. (can still do cambridge to holyhead in 3.5 hours, alledgedly...)

reaperx · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 April 2012, 01:04:11 pm »

hehehe not an exhaustive list but....

Audi TT
Chevy Spark
Any Susuki 4x4 (you all know what I'm saying)
Tigra's
Corsa's
VW Beatle (Modern version... Awaits incoming!!!)
Astra cabriolet
Focus cabriolet
MR2's (Anything post mk2's)
Fiat 500 / Punto / Panda erm actualy just any fiat with the exception of the Brava.
Any mini other than a Cooper
Prius
Smart
Ka of any flavour
Mito's

Discuss

flyboy · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 April 2012, 02:04:14 pm »

Dave48 makes the point
Fiat Panda diesel cheap to buy ( £6500new)cheap to run 60000miles so far maintenance now’t but oil, tyres an brake pads ,actually more reliable than me Fazer

.
That lets me have a Fazer for wizzing off on trips to Europe ,a TL1000r for arsing about on and track days, lots of beer an holidays and work part time

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Buger this having a posh car lark £13500 for a basic Ford Fucus £0 deposit an £99 a month for rest of yer life, to park it on dive an polish it no thanks .
Pandas are the mans car , especiallythe man with motor bikes to run an pay for .

dvdbedford · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 April 2012, 02:30:03 pm »

The SSangyong Odious

[size=78%] - infact no-one should ever be seen driving one, looks like it was designed by the Health Service (may be available on prescription?........)[/size]

Skinbeatersam · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 April 2012, 02:42:52 pm »

I used to love cars, and I dreamt of having nice fast car one day.

My mate (VFR Rider) said, if you wanna go fast, get a bike. Since having a bike, I really REALLY appreciate, good honest, practical cars, since I get all my thrills from riding.

Keep your fancy cars (that I am still faster than anyway), give me my practical Focus anyday!! (After the Fazer of course)

Bracechenko · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 April 2012, 02:59:54 pm »

Quote from: Skinbeatersam on 21 April 2012, 02:42:52 pm

I used to love cars, and I dreamt of having nice fast car one day.

My mate (VFR Rider) said, if you wanna go fast, get a bike. Since having a bike, I really REALLY appreciate, good honest, practical cars, since I get all my thrills from riding.

Keep your fancy cars (that I am still faster than anyway), give me my practical Focus anyday!! (After the Fazer of course)

Yup....ditto!

I used to always want the fastest car possible and I enjoy accelaration. As soon as I got a bike they became irrelevant and I actually enjoy just cruising in eco mode whilst driving now as I get my kicks from riding. I've driven a Ferrari F430 in anger on a track and although impressive, it's still not the same pull as my FZ1

reaperx · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 April 2012, 03:29:50 pm »

Quote from: flyboy on 21 April 2012, 02:04:14 pm

Dave48 makes the point
Fiat Panda diesel cheap to buy ( £6500new)cheap to run 60000miles so far maintenance now’t but oil, tyres an brake pads ,actually more reliable than me Fazer .
That lets me have a Fazer for wizzing off on trips to Europe ,a TL1000r for arsing about on and track days, lots of beer an holidays and work part time .
Buger this having a posh car lark £13500 for a basic Ford Fucus £0 deposit an £99 a month for rest of yer life, to park it on dive an polish it no thanks .
Pandas are the mans car , especiallythe man with motor bikes to run an pay for .

I can see what your saying but you can get the same from a Ford fiesta, and still maintain some level of credibility

flyboy · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 April 2012, 03:39:29 pm »

Oi reaperx

Gingernutz · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 April 2012, 03:45:39 pm »

Hee hee Ventzi will not be happy his mito crept onto the list.
What about colour? My polo is okayish for a cheap run around but the same model and year in lime green/ pink / etc.. - wouldn't be seen dead

reaperx · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 April 2012, 03:58:50 pm »

I suppose you can get away with a polo as long as it's not vw harlequin style

UG · « **Reply #23 on:** 21 April 2012, 06:29:35 pm »

Toyota celica
peugot enny ovvum
ang a minit daveg azza toyota celica, yep dats aboot reet

know your limitations · « **Reply #24 on:** 21 April 2012, 06:37:29 pm »

Suzuki Cappuccino
MK3 or 4 Golf Convertible (MK's 1,2,5 and the EOS ok... just)
Toyota Aygo
Toyota IQ
Peugeot 1007
Renault Wind