Author Topic: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything (Read 115105 times)

beuleux · « **Reply #752 on:** 14 January 2022, 01:44:41 am »

Quote from: Grahamm on 25 December 2021, 11:59:42 am

Yeah let's give it a go, it might work you know 😅

Grahamm · « **Reply #753 on:** 02 February 2022, 12:26:48 am »

Caption Competition...

Grahamm · « **Reply #754 on:** 02 February 2022, 11:44:29 pm »

Which is more embarrassing? That he is naked, that he has a horses head or that he is riding a Harley?

Captain Haddock · « **Reply #755 on:** 03 February 2022, 09:57:59 am »

First man to pass US citizenship psychiatric test.

Grahamm · « **Reply #756 on:** 03 February 2022, 11:50:37 am »

Trump supporter on the way to their next rally.

fazerscotty · « **Reply #757 on:** 03 February 2022, 02:49:24 pm »

Joe Biden's having a dream........

Grahamm · « **Reply #758 on:** 09 February 2022, 06:00:23 pm »

Captain Haddock · « **Reply #759 on:** 18 February 2022, 11:51:26 am »

Grahamm · « **Reply #760 on:** 24 February 2022, 05:23:23 pm »

I saw this one on Facebook

I'm writing a book about all the things I should do in my life.

It's called an Oughtobiography!

tommyardin · « **Reply #761 on:** 02 March 2022, 12:27:53 am »

Did someone mention tits a while back?

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #762 on:** 02 March 2022, 12:16:49 pm »

Quote from: tommyardin on 02 March 2022, 12:27:53 am

Did someone mention tits a while back?

You need to go to the Naughty Corner for that

https://foc-u.co.uk/index.php?board=9.0

darrsi · « **Reply #763 on:** 04 March 2022, 11:50:26 am »

Khan just announced that the whole of Greater London will have to suffer ULEZ charges now.

That should ruin a few businesses. $:\$

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #764 on:** 04 March 2022, 05:13:05 pm »

Fortunately its only plans at the moment and as he wants to do it from next year, its unlikely unless he means the end of the year as the infrastructure wouldn't be in place that quickly to catch people.

While a lot of people might agree with him, this may be the straw that breaks the camels back for him.

darrsi · « **Reply #765 on:** 04 March 2022, 06:38:57 pm »

Quote from: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2022, 05:13:05 pm

Fortunately its only plans at the moment and as he wants to do it from next year, its unlikely unless he means the end of the year as the infrastructure wouldn't be in place that quickly to catch people.

While a lot of people might agree with him, this may be the straw that breaks the camels back for him.

If he's still the mayor, it will happen. He'll do anything to claw money in for his TFL debts.

Grahamm · « **Reply #766 on:** 04 March 2022, 10:58:23 pm »

Diesel car pollution is significantly higher in London suburbs

"researchers modelled Breathe London data at 231 locations across London and found that NOx pollution from diesel vehicles is on average 23% higher at locations outside of London’s Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ). "

[...]

"this pollution is already having an impact on the health of those living in the area; the proportion of young people aged between 10 – 18 requiring emergency admission for asthma is 57% higher in Brent than it is across England as a whole. "

darrsi · « **Reply #767 on:** 05 March 2022, 01:54:02 pm »

Quote from: Grahamm on 04 March 2022, 10:58:23 pm

Diesel car pollution is significantly higher in London suburbs

"researchers modelled Breathe London data at 231 locations across London and found that NOx pollution from diesel vehicles is on average 23% higher at locations outside of London’s Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ). "

[...]

"this pollution is already having an impact on the health of those living in the area; the proportion of young people aged between 10 – 18 requiring emergency admission for asthma is 57% higher in Brent than it is across England as a whole. "

You have more chance of emergency admission by hitting one of a million major potholes in Brent.
More chance of finding the Holy Grail than spotting the Brent Pothole Repair Team.

darrsi · « **Reply #768 on:** 01 April 2022, 10:21:23 pm »

Ugly boots but a clever idea I suppose.

https://www.roame.com/

Grahamm · « **Reply #769 on:** 02 April 2022, 05:45:45 pm »

Quote from: darrsi on 01 April 2022, 10:21:23 pm

Ugly boots but a clever idea I suppose.

I really hope this is an April Fool...!

Captain Haddock · « **Reply #770 on:** 02 April 2022, 07:04:00 pm »

Quote from: Grahamm on 02 April 2022, 05:45:45 pm

I really hope this is an April Fool...!

No, comes with a wireless brake light butt plug if you order by 1st April.

Grahamm · « **Reply #771 on:** 02 April 2022, 10:31:18 pm »

Quote from: Captain Haddock on 02 April 2022, 07:04:00 pm

No, comes with a wireless brake light butt plug if you order by 1st April.

If you think you're joking here, think again...!

Grahamm · « **Reply #772 on:** 27 April 2022, 11:37:26 am »

Tell me you've not experienced this...!

Grahamm · « **Reply #773 on:** 15 June 2022, 05:21:50 pm »

It's really hot today, so I've taken off my clothes and opened all the windows.

I feel much better, but I'm not sure that everyone else on the bus is impressed...

Grahamm · « **Reply #774 on:** 01 October 2022, 07:35:37 pm »

In Star TrekL

WARP drive is used by the starships.

WEFT drive is used by the shuttles.