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Title: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: BIG MAC on 10 August 2019, 02:36:15 pm
That will be me then  :)
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Post by: His Dudeness on 10 August 2019, 03:20:30 pm
last
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 August 2019, 05:42:34 pm
not for too long
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Post by: unfazed on 10 August 2019, 08:31:05 pm
WTF!  :lol
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Post by: dickturpin on 10 August 2019, 09:09:11 pm
Me me me
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Post by: His Dudeness on 10 August 2019, 10:12:48 pm
last
^ You might as well close the thread now. How much is my cash prize? £10,000 seems fair
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Post by: coffee on 11 August 2019, 12:43:23 am
Sorry,  Last   infinity.......
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Post by: darrsi on 11 August 2019, 07:26:38 am
 :lol
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 August 2019, 08:36:27 am
I'm not getting involved.... its silly
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Post by: darrsi on 11 August 2019, 09:55:23 am
.
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 August 2019, 04:34:25 pm
?
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Post by: dickturpin on 11 August 2019, 11:52:54 pm
Bugger...thought I'd won
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Post by: vinnyb on 12 August 2019, 10:33:06 am

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+last+post+music&qpvt=the+last+post+music&view=detail&mid=90EEAC8131583919DA0190EEAC8131583919DA01&&FORM=VRDGAR (https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+last+post+music&qpvt=the+last+post+music&view=detail&mid=90EEAC8131583919DA0190EEAC8131583919DA01&&FORM=VRDGAR)


 This is definitely the last post.
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2019, 12:42:56 pm
How long with this thread go on?
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 August 2019, 01:49:25 pm
Too long I'm sure
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2019, 04:35:21 pm
Will it run and run like others have?
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Post by: coffee on 13 August 2019, 03:28:43 pm
will what run?
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Post by: madmondeoman on 14 August 2019, 05:51:24 pm
1998 FZS
2001 FZS
2008 FZ1 Kylie
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Post by: unfazed on 14 August 2019, 06:04:01 pm
Enough of these negative waves.  :lol
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Post by: madmondeoman on 14 August 2019, 06:09:17 pm
Woof woof
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Post by: acid drop on 14 August 2019, 07:22:01 pm
 I'm last for now.
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Post by: unfazed on 14 August 2019, 07:52:17 pm
No you're not 😊
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Post by: ogri48 on 14 August 2019, 07:53:41 pm
im permanently fucking last ive got a Harley 1340...beat that you buggers :lol
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Post by: unfazed on 14 August 2019, 07:56:10 pm
Serves you right 🙄
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Post by: ogri48 on 14 August 2019, 10:45:12 pm
I cant argue with that :)
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Post by: GH600 on 18 August 2019, 11:30:56 am

The End .
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Post by: vinnyb on 18 August 2019, 09:41:13 pm

The End .

Or is it?
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Post by: coffee on 19 August 2019, 12:19:15 am
what
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Post by: unfazed on 19 August 2019, 01:30:41 pm
Here we go again  :lol
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Post by: celticdog on 19 August 2019, 07:02:28 pm
last
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 August 2019, 08:33:35 pm
is this still going?
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Post by: GH600 on 19 August 2019, 08:46:33 pm
No  :lol
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 August 2019, 08:57:21 pm
ok
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Post by: GH600 on 19 August 2019, 09:01:39 pm
ok
  :rolleyes Your worse than my Wife , always got to have the last word  ;)
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Post by: coffee on 20 August 2019, 12:03:57 am
.
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 August 2019, 07:33:11 pm
Me?
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Post by: coffee on 20 August 2019, 10:06:43 pm
Ain't bothered anymore,this thread now sucks so I'm going to go on and on and on and on and on ad infinitum.....................................................
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Post by: robbo on 20 August 2019, 10:07:52 pm
Forever
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Post by: coffee on 20 August 2019, 10:21:06 pm
 :wall
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 August 2019, 08:22:55 pm
:pokefun
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Post by: GH600 on 21 August 2019, 10:14:30 pm
42
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Post by: robbo on 22 August 2019, 12:19:09 am
Alex Rins
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Post by: coffee on 22 August 2019, 12:23:06 am
Jackie Robinson
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Post by: Dynspud on 22 August 2019, 07:24:51 am
What is 8 x 6???
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 August 2019, 07:51:11 am
The same as 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3
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Post by: robbo on 22 August 2019, 11:20:24 am
The same as 2A (Hexadecimal)
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 August 2019, 07:59:05 pm
55%
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Post by: HarryHornby on 23 August 2019, 05:52:52 pm
Have we started this again?  #winning
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Post by: robbo on 28 August 2019, 05:54:10 am
Didn't know it had stopped?
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Post by: coffee on 29 August 2019, 12:00:29 am
know what stopped?
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Post by: fazerscotty on 30 September 2019, 06:23:19 pm
It hasn't  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 September 2019, 06:40:08 pm
really?
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Post by: coffee on 30 September 2019, 11:19:48 pm
yes.......................................................................................... :z
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Post by: HarryHornby on 01 October 2019, 06:32:07 am
Morning all #winning
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Post by: fazerscotty on 01 October 2019, 09:03:34 am
It still hasn't..….
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Post by: robbo on 01 October 2019, 10:04:52 am
No, of course not.....
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Post by: fazerscotty on 01 October 2019, 02:33:42 pm
but why would it?
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Post by: HarryHornby on 01 October 2019, 07:05:23 pm
Well. because you are all losers #winning
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 October 2019, 07:19:39 pm
Well. because you are all losers #winning

Really?
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Post by: fazerscotty on 01 October 2019, 08:10:13 pm
Well. because you are all losers #winning



I'm not sure that's correct......
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Post by: Frosties on 03 October 2019, 05:03:35 pm
Last Is Best


There you go, feckin winner by a mile :lol


The clue is in the title you losers  :rollin
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Post by: coffee on 03 October 2019, 11:48:07 pm
last
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Post by: fazerscotty on 07 October 2019, 01:21:24 pm
no you're not  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2019, 09:45:34 pm
Who isnt?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: coffee on 07 October 2019, 09:58:07 pm
You
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Post by: fazerscotty on 08 October 2019, 05:07:13 pm
no, not you, him.
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2019, 07:46:59 pm
Me?
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Post by: coffee on 09 October 2019, 12:06:08 am
no,you can't be ........last
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Post by: Frosties on 09 October 2019, 12:26:13 am
He could be !!!

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Post by: celticdog on 09 October 2019, 07:21:13 am
smee!
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Post by: fazerscotty on 09 October 2019, 10:49:03 am
no it's not
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Post by: robbo on 09 October 2019, 07:08:10 pm
I'm with Fazerscotty
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 October 2019, 08:45:26 pm
getting bored now
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Post by: coffee on 10 October 2019, 12:13:33 am
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :z
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Post by: steve 10562cc on 10 October 2019, 06:44:36 am
This topic is a load of B*ll*cks
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Post by: fazerscotty on 10 October 2019, 10:01:08 am
Haha lol.  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: coffee on 10 October 2019, 05:57:25 pm
if anyone posts on this subject again I will shoot myself. :foc
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Post by: robbo on 10 October 2019, 09:53:51 pm
 :useless
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Post by: Frosties on 11 October 2019, 12:07:59 am
if anyone posts on this subject again I will shoot myself. :foc


Coffee was serious
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Post by: tommyardin on 11 October 2019, 12:14:15 am
Now I remember why.  :rolleyes
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Post by: robbo on 11 October 2019, 09:48:18 am
Now I remember why.  :rolleyes
The medication is working then. :D
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Post by: coffee on 11 October 2019, 03:56:24 pm
 :angel  Wow ! it's great up here,I get to meet all my old relatives and heroes ,no bikes but I just fly around all day,and occasionally even talk to THE MAN. 8)
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Post by: robbo on 11 October 2019, 06:37:02 pm
Have a word with Him then about your spelling,(dyslexia) :rollin :rollin
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Post by: coffee on 13 October 2019, 12:19:47 am
How do you know that wasn't part of it,diskeslia word blindness. :lol
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Post by: robbo on 13 October 2019, 07:19:26 am
That's very true, spelling mistakes are associated with dyslexia. Like I said, have a word with Him, I've heard He can be very accommodating. Also, any chance of next weeks lottery numbers. :lol
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Post by: HarryHornby on 13 October 2019, 07:42:14 am
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?  He bought a warehouse  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 14 October 2019, 05:31:05 pm
Or the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac, who tossed and turned at 3 in the morning muttering "Is there a dog?".
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Post by: fazerscotty on 14 October 2019, 08:24:42 pm
Or the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac, who tossed and turned at 3 in the morning muttering "Is there a dog?".





 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 16 October 2019, 08:59:48 am
Fazerscotty, glad you liked it :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 16 October 2019, 01:26:59 pm
I did, made me laugh...…...
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Post by: robbo on 20 October 2019, 07:58:26 pm
In that case, how about the dyslexic gay guy, who refused to admit his sexual persuasion.....he was still in daniel. :D
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Post by: coffee on 21 October 2019, 12:35:35 am
sunk up to his nits,I'll bot.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 21 October 2019, 08:08:35 pm
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 21 October 2019, 09:24:32 pm
I've got plenty more :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 22 October 2019, 04:43:27 pm
Go on then
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Post by: robbo on 22 October 2019, 08:32:01 pm
My pal used to have dyslexia. Now he has dailysex instead. :D
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Post by: coffee on 22 October 2019, 11:45:00 pm
Oh,don't be so topsid.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 23 October 2019, 08:24:45 pm
Can they get any worse?  :lol
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Post by: robbo on 23 October 2019, 08:47:53 pm
Oh yeah...definitely :lol .

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Post by: fazerscotty on 24 October 2019, 08:01:50 pm
Well.....go on then.
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Post by: robbo on 25 October 2019, 03:15:19 pm
Ok....How about the dyslexic gay who just can't wait for February 14th........he thinks it's Vaseline Day.
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Post by: coffee on 25 October 2019, 06:01:20 pm
He used to celebrate the 5th November with a gang bang thinking it was bumfire night.
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Post by: robbo on 25 October 2019, 08:47:03 pm
He used to celebrate the 5th November with a gang bang thinking it was bumfire night.
But he was so drunk, he choked on his own Vimto.
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Post by: coffee on 26 October 2019, 03:57:58 pm
You are sock. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 27 October 2019, 04:30:12 pm
 :rollin :rollin :rollin Brilliant.......
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Post by: robbo on 27 October 2019, 10:28:15 pm
:rollin :rollin :rollin Brilliant.......
You're too kind sir.... :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 29 October 2019, 10:33:10 am
There are times when humour is required to keep the darkness away...……. :lol
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Post by: robbo on 29 October 2019, 10:58:31 am
Oh I totally agree, what with the clocks changing as well :) .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 29 October 2019, 08:12:28 pm
And not to mention the 'B' word  :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 31 October 2019, 09:57:09 am
Yeah...bollocks is a favourite word especially in the garage when things go wrong :lol
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 October 2019, 12:32:25 pm
Balls to it all
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Post by: fazerscotty on 01 November 2019, 09:52:41 am
Didn't somebody write a song about that.
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Post by: robbo on 01 November 2019, 03:57:34 pm
Didn't somebody write a song about that.
What, about balls, or about bollocks.
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Post by: vinnyb on 01 November 2019, 06:40:12 pm
Didn't somebody write a song about that.

Do you mean 'Balls to the wall' by Accept?
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Post by: fazerscotty on 01 November 2019, 07:02:06 pm
That's the one. AC/DC wrote "I've got big balls"  :lol :lol
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Post by: HarryHornby on 01 November 2019, 08:21:51 pm
On a different note, hooooray, it's the weekend #winning
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Post by: robbo on 01 November 2019, 09:01:15 pm
When does the weekend officially start, would have guessed midnight tonight #harryhornbynotwinning :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 03 November 2019, 01:40:02 pm
The weekend starts whenever you want it to!
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Post by: robbo on 03 November 2019, 05:26:27 pm
I'm retired, so mine's forever, in that case :lol . However long forever is, is up for debate though :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 03 November 2019, 06:38:48 pm
Forever, its as long as you want it to be (or as long as your allowed it to be)
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Post by: robbo on 03 November 2019, 07:11:28 pm
So it's all down to HIM :)
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Post by: coffee on 03 November 2019, 08:11:53 pm
I'll have another word.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 04 November 2019, 01:09:14 pm
Can you?
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Post by: robbo on 04 November 2019, 05:29:21 pm
Form an orderly queue people. :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 04 November 2019, 08:15:52 pm
What for?
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Post by: robbo on 05 November 2019, 06:20:15 pm
To find out what HE says after coffee's asked HIM.

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Post by: fazerscotty on 10 November 2019, 11:33:50 am
As he asked him yet?
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Post by: robbo on 10 November 2019, 12:40:55 pm
Dunno :)
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Post by: HarryHornby on 10 November 2019, 06:36:14 pm
Asked him what? #winning
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Post by: robbo on 10 November 2019, 06:58:07 pm
Come on HH, keep up :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 11 November 2019, 08:39:49 am
He can't - maybe he's got a blue one  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 11 November 2019, 09:13:58 am
He's got no excuse, HH's is a fast red one :rollin :rollin
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Post by: fazerscotty on 11 November 2019, 06:52:15 pm
You're right there - unless of course there is a shift of opinion and red is no longer the fastest, quickest, best colour Fazer to own. I'd be in a quandary as well.  :lol :lol
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Post by: coffee on 11 November 2019, 07:27:30 pm
I've took so long to post because The Man has never had such pressure put on him since the 2 world wars,Vietnam,Twin Towers and Brexit,anyway after much deliberation it came down to Kenny Roberts' block pattern and Black/Grey and Black/Grey took it,before I shook off this mortal coil my own FZ1N was Black/Grey !! weird Ay?
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Post by: robbo on 11 November 2019, 09:09:35 pm
Black and grey?. That's not grey, that's primer. Must be a Friday afternoon build. They forgot to spray on the red paint :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: vinnyb on 11 November 2019, 11:07:55 pm
You're right there - unless of course there is a shift of opinion and red is no longer the fastest, quickest, best colour Fazer to own. I'd be in a quandary as well.  :lol :lol


  I thought it was common knowledge that the blue Foxeyes were the best 600 Fazers to own and anyone who disagrees is just jealous cos they haven't got one. :D
   Although the red, black and silver paint job boxeyes run it pretty close. :rolleyes
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Post by: fazerscotty on 13 November 2019, 01:25:21 pm
You're right there - unless of course there is a shift of opinion and red is no longer the fastest, quickest, best colour Fazer to own. I'd be in a quandary as well.  :lol :lol


  I thought it was common knowledge that the blue Foxeyes were the best 600 Fazers to own and anyone who disagrees is just jealous cos they haven't got one. :D
   Although the red, black and silver paint job boxeyes run it pretty close. :rolleyes



And that of course depend on what tyres are fitted...…... :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 13 November 2019, 05:37:34 pm
Oh I go for black and round every time :rollin :rollin
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Post by: vinnyb on 13 November 2019, 11:01:20 pm
Oh I go for black and round every time :rollin :rollin

  Not like this then?
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Post by: robbo on 14 November 2019, 07:49:42 am
It's a no for me, but A- for effort :) .
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Post by: F4celess on 14 November 2019, 12:46:52 pm
That Blue tyre reminds me of a guy on youtube who was demonstrating a new Tyre paint. But it isn't to paint lettering on the side of the tyre, you actually DO paint the centre of the wheel. Then ride down the road, the paint rubs off the surface, but you are left with a painted tyre tread pattern.

Not cool. :rolleyes :foc  (also dangerous, as water wont be channelled away properly through the tread).
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Post by: fazerscotty on 16 November 2019, 07:09:33 am
That Blue tyre reminds me of a guy on youtube who was demonstrating a new Tyre paint. But it isn't to paint lettering on the side of the tyre, you actually DO paint the centre of the wheel. Then ride down the road, the paint rubs off the surface, but you are left with a painted tyre tread pattern.

Not cool. :rolleyes :foc  (also dangerous, as water wont be channelled away properly through the tread).



Seen something similar on the internet somewhere.
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Post by: robbo on 18 November 2019, 08:05:44 am
Had a look at a few of the youtube clips. What a waste of time ,money and effort. They all look crap.
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2019, 09:35:24 pm
several years ago there was someone on here advertising different coloured tyres. Instead of black, you could have red, blue or some other colours. Never seen them on the road though
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Post by: vinnyb on 19 November 2019, 07:01:57 am
 Yeah, they were branded Tomahawk I think. I've never seen them on the road, for some strange reason they never really caught on.
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Post by: robbo on 19 November 2019, 10:03:49 am
Yeah, they were branded Tomahawk I think. I've never seen them on the road, for some strange reason they never really caught on.
I wonder why :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 22 November 2019, 10:21:15 am
Black is the best colour......
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Post by: robbo on 22 November 2019, 10:44:01 am
Black is the best colour......
Without a doubt :thumbup
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Post by: vinnyb on 22 November 2019, 12:30:21 pm
Black is the best colour......
Without a doubt :thumbup

+1
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Post by: HarryHornby on 22 November 2019, 06:22:32 pm
Black is the best colour......
Without a doubt :thumbup

+1
-1
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Post by: coffee on 22 November 2019, 06:27:47 pm
+1
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Post by: vinnyb on 22 November 2019, 06:59:07 pm
+1

Cool, instead of buying tyres to match the colour of you bike, you bought a bike to match the colour of your tyres. :thumbup
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Post by: robbo on 23 November 2019, 10:26:40 am
What's your favourite tyre colour then HH, I'm intrigued.
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Post by: HarryHornby on 24 November 2019, 08:47:32 am
I kind of like unicorn coloured tyres, but have never managed to find them. #winning
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Post by: robbo on 24 November 2019, 10:17:57 am
I kind of like unicorn coloured tyres, but have never managed to find them. #winning
Mmm, a mytholigical colour. Very interesting.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 25 November 2019, 10:20:08 am
Do they come with a horn?????
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Post by: vinnyb on 25 November 2019, 03:09:57 pm

http://unicorntyreretreads.com/ (http://unicorntyreretreads.com/)
 These are the closest I could find, but they're retreads from Sri Lanka and they don't appear to do motorcycle tyres.
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Post by: robbo on 25 November 2019, 08:04:00 pm

[url]http://unicorntyreretreads.com/[/url] ([url]http://unicorntyreretreads.com/[/url])
 These are the closest I could find, but they're retreads from Sri Lanka and they don't appear to do motorcycle tyres.
And all in the best colour... black.
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Post by: vinnyb on 25 November 2019, 08:17:01 pm

[url]http://unicorntyreretreads.com/[/url] ([url]http://unicorntyreretreads.com/[/url])
 These are the closest I could find, but they're retreads from Sri Lanka and they don't appear to do motorcycle tyres.
And all in the best colour... black.


 No Horn either.
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Post by: HarryHornby on 26 November 2019, 06:14:12 am
If they don't have a horn, I'm just not interested!  #winning
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Post by: robbo on 26 November 2019, 10:12:58 am
If they don't have a horn, I'm just not interested!  #winning
Well they don't, so that's you done....loser :lol .
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Post by: HarryHornby on 26 November 2019, 07:47:20 pm
 :'( :'(  #winning
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Post by: fazerscotty on 26 November 2019, 08:17:41 pm
No your not……. :lol
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Post by: robbo on 27 November 2019, 09:38:08 am
No your not……. :lol
+1
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Post by: fazerscotty on 27 November 2019, 12:05:19 pm
No your not……. :lol
+1



Lol  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 November 2019, 12:52:05 pm
I seem to recall there was someone on here years ago that was selling blue and red (maybe yellow and other colours too) tyres
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Post by: robbo on 28 November 2019, 08:09:29 am
I seem to recall there was someone on here years ago that was selling blue and red (maybe yellow and other colours too) tyres
Hope he didn't give up his day job, as they're as useful as a chocolate fireguard :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 28 November 2019, 07:43:56 pm
Or a catflap in a elephant house  :lol
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Post by: robbo on 29 November 2019, 10:38:34 am
Or a pork chop at a bar mitzvah :lol .
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Post by: coffee on 29 November 2019, 05:36:14 pm
A bubble out of a spirit level  :lol
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Post by: HarryHornby on 30 November 2019, 09:07:16 am
or even Spurs in a cup final.......  :rollin :rollin
#winning
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Post by: robbo on 30 November 2019, 09:18:40 am
Or, an ashtray on a motorbike :lol .
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Post by: coffee on 30 November 2019, 04:41:34 pm
or,a sky hook  :lol
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Post by: coffee on 30 November 2019, 04:56:52 pm
or this gate. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 30 November 2019, 07:26:09 pm
Or a handbrake on a canoe......
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Post by: robbo on 30 November 2019, 09:51:45 pm
Or, an inflatable dartboard.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 01 December 2019, 05:06:25 pm
Or, T**s on a fish...….
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Post by: robbo on 01 December 2019, 05:53:37 pm
Or, diarrhea in a spacesuit.
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Post by: coffee on 01 December 2019, 08:08:05 pm
Or, Leon Haslam on yet another fabulous bike.
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Post by: robbo on 02 December 2019, 08:40:20 am
Or, Leon Haslam on yet another fabulous bike.
It certainly looks fabulous.......but so did the last one, until Guy and McPint tried riding it.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 03 December 2019, 10:49:04 am
Or, Leon Haslam on yet another fabulous bike.
It certainly looks fabulous.......but so did the last one, until Guy and McPint tried riding it.



 :useless
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Post by: robbo on 03 December 2019, 12:09:19 pm
2020 Fireblade taken at NEC.
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Post by: coffee on 03 December 2019, 07:47:46 pm
or,juggling soot .
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Post by: robbo on 03 December 2019, 11:41:42 pm
Or, a single chopstick.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 04 December 2019, 07:39:26 am
Or a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...….
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Post by: robbo on 04 December 2019, 09:17:24 am
Or, waterproof sandals.
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Post by: coffee on 04 December 2019, 03:59:20 pm
Or a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...….












 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 04 December 2019, 05:01:34 pm
Or a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...….












 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
It wasn't that funny :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 05 December 2019, 09:47:48 pm
Or a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...….












 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
It wasn't that funny :lol .



Obviously I did not intend to discriminate or take the piss out of any amputees with my comment......
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Post by: coffee on 05 December 2019, 11:29:31 pm
I keep imagining in my minds eye the bloke falling over. :lol
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Post by: coffee on 05 December 2019, 11:32:24 pm
Or,a packi not in a corner shop.
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Post by: robbo on 06 December 2019, 01:54:48 pm
Or, a lighthouse in a desert.
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Post by: coffee on 06 December 2019, 09:18:06 pm
Or, Leon Haslam not moaning about his latest ride.
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Post by: robbo on 07 December 2019, 12:37:42 am
Leon Haslam is a spoilt brat, who no doubt over the years has deprived more talented riders of decent rides. Obviously I'm not a fan.
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Post by: coffee on 07 December 2019, 09:11:25 pm
.  :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup   maybe when he's watching Bautista beating him on the same bike instead of Rea the penny will finally drop. :finger
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Post by: robbo on 07 December 2019, 11:54:47 pm
Yep. I really hope all the cloak and dagger, behind closed doors testing that Honda have been doing, reveals a competitive bike that'll give Bautista the armoury he'll need to seriously mix it with this seasons top runners. Together with the Toprak/Lowes swap and Scott replacing Bautista, next season can't come soon enough for me.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 10 December 2019, 08:23:00 pm
Yep. I really hope all the cloak and dagger, behind closed doors testing that Honda have been doing, reveals a competitive bike that'll give Bautista the armoury he'll need to seriously mix it with this seasons top runners. Together with the Toprak/Lowes swap and Scott replacing Bautista, next season can't come soon enough for me.



Haha lol - that's gone right over my head. I follow MotoGP when I have the time, haven't watched BSB/WSB in years.....
 :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 10 December 2019, 09:08:11 pm
Give WSB a go next season fazerscotty, it has all the ingredients of being a very exciting series.
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Post by: coffee on 11 December 2019, 12:22:33 am
I like the lot,the thing for me with WSB is 2 races and the 10 lap flyer,same with BSB you get 2 sometimes 3 races whereas Moto GP is just the one,I know you've got Motos 2&3 but still only 1 GP,then again if I was forced to watch only 1, Moto GP would be my favourite by far. :thumbup
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Post by: robbo on 11 December 2019, 09:32:02 am
When Doohan ruled the roost, I think the premier class took a bit a backseat and WSB became the most watched series. Fogarty had obviously a lot to do with that, although Russell, Whit and Edwards were my favourites. BSB has had years that's encouraged large crowds as the grid has been very competitive. Last season was good with all eyes on Redding, whereas Bautista in WSB looked like he'd romp it, but didn't. Having competitive grids is the key, as with foregone conclusions everyone is wondering who's going to be second, like with Marquez and not only this year. For me his talent is off the scale, but personalitywise I like mavericks like Jack Miller. I agree though, if you could only watch one class, it would be MotoGP in it's current format. I doubt it when it goes electric, I'll just watch reruns of past races then. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 11 December 2019, 10:36:34 am

I doubt it when it goes electric, I'll just watch reruns of past races then. :lol



That's why YouTube was invented - wasn't it  ;)
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Post by: robbo on 11 December 2019, 11:13:07 am





That's why YouTube was invented - wasn't it  ;)
 Very true. A smart tv it is then........more expense. :D
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Post by: fazerscotty on 12 December 2019, 08:43:04 pm

Smart TV's are like Smart Motorways...………..




Useful if used correctly  :lol
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Post by: robbo on 12 December 2019, 10:53:43 pm

Smart TV's are like Smart Motorways...………..




Useful if used correctly  :lol
What.....like never breakdown in one. :eek
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Post by: fazerscotty on 16 December 2019, 04:08:07 pm

Smart TV's are like Smart Motorways...………..




Useful if used correctly  :lol
What.....like never breakdown in one. :eek



Haha - never thought of it that way. But then again, when I'm driving, (or riding) I generally stay alert enough to recognise that the vehicle I'm driving (or riding) is still fit for purpose. I never understand how people can run out of fuel for instance!
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Post by: robbo on 21 December 2019, 05:31:04 pm
Maybe there should be a financial penalty or even points on your license for running out of fuel on a motorway, irrespective of it being a smart motorway.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 22 December 2019, 06:48:50 pm
Maybe there should be a financial penalty or even points on your license for running out of fuel on a motorway, irrespective of it being a smart motorway.



I believe this is the case in Germany (please correct me if I'm wrong), but I'm also of the opinion that some people shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel, let alone on any motorway, smart or not  :lol
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Post by: robbo on 22 December 2019, 07:41:14 pm
Yep fazerscotty, you are quite correct regarding German Autobahns. If you're a member of ADAC, which is an AA equivalent, they will bring fuel out to you, however if the cops get to you first the fine ranges between 30 and 105 euros, depending on the length of time you've been there and also the level of danger you have caused. I suppose all countries have their fair share of iffy drivers, and riders come to that.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 25 December 2019, 06:42:24 pm
Yep fazerscotty, you are quite correct regarding German Autobahns. If you're a member of ADAC, which is an AA equivalent, they will bring fuel out to you, however if the cops get to you first the fine ranges between 30 and 105 euros, depending on the length of time you've been there and also the level of danger you have caused. I suppose all countries have their fair share of iffy drivers, and riders come to that.



Some of the worst drivers are a lot closer to home than we think  :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 26 December 2019, 11:31:40 am
Got anyone in mind?
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Post by: fazerscotty on 30 December 2019, 09:37:11 am
Got anyone in mind?



Well, let me think...…...
Looking at the crease in the wife's Jag door, our son-in-law would be a good contender  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 30 December 2019, 10:54:14 am





Well, let me think...…...
Looking at the crease in the wife's Jag door, our son-in-law would be a good contender  :lol :lol :lol
Ouch.........kerching. I'll bet he's as welcome in your house as a fart in a spacesuit. :lol :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 30 December 2019, 02:05:14 pm





Well, let me think...…...
Looking at the crease in the wife's Jag door, our son-in-law would be a good contender  :lol :lol :lol
Ouch.........kerching. I'll bet he's as welcome in your house as a fart in a spacesuit. :lol :lol .



She hasn't told him yet  :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 30 December 2019, 05:15:31 pm
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: fazerscotty on 05 January 2020, 05:09:49 pm
I think that'll be my task - possibly over a single malt or 3!  :lol
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Post by: robbo on 10 January 2020, 09:42:28 pm
Have you given him the bill yet?. :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 13 January 2020, 08:53:47 pm
Have you given him the bill yet?. :)



Not yet - he'll shit himself when he's told - he's scared of the missus  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 17 January 2020, 08:54:41 pm
Has he shit himself yet :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 19 January 2020, 02:22:01 pm
Has he shit himself yet :lol .



Everytime she walks in the door  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 23 January 2020, 10:13:20 am
Fear is a natural laxative. :eek
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Post by: fazerscotty on 24 January 2020, 11:18:05 am
Fear is a natural laxative. :eek



Haha lol. He asked about the dent last night - there was an awkward silence followed by much finger wagging and pointing.
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Post by: robbo on 24 January 2020, 07:15:59 pm
What. Pointing towards the cash point :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 28 January 2020, 09:26:22 pm
What. Pointing towards the cash point :lol .



Funny you should say that...... :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 31 January 2020, 09:43:48 pm
Only takes a card and 4 numbers.....job done.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 01 February 2020, 04:19:54 pm
Jammy git - I usually have to walk to the cash point. She gave him a lift :grumble .
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Post by: robbo on 01 February 2020, 06:34:32 pm
Hope he had a high enough withdrawal limit.
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Post by: garethg on 02 February 2020, 04:24:46 pm
Me me me
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Post by: fazerscotty on 02 February 2020, 08:16:28 pm
Hope he had a high enough withdrawal limit.



All sorted - and to top it off, our daughter has made him pay for parking sensors for his own car  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 03 February 2020, 10:39:35 am
A bloke who can't park. He's a disgrace :lol :lol .
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Post by: garethg on 03 February 2020, 08:38:36 pm
Aaahaa.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 05 February 2020, 06:52:58 pm
A bloke who can't park. He's a disgrace :lol :lol .



Haha - its not the first time I have questioned not only his sexuality, but also his parentage  :rollin :rollin :rollin 
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Post by: robbo on 05 February 2020, 07:49:56 pm
Maybe your daughter should give him the Spanish archer. No doubt then a lot less hassle all round. :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 08 February 2020, 09:19:00 am
Maybe your daughter should give him the Spanish archer. No doubt then a lot less hassle all round. :)



 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 16 February 2020, 05:39:39 pm
My boy wants to know if she's single yet. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 17 February 2020, 03:29:24 pm
My boy wants to know if she's single yet. :lol



Not yet (who? The wife or the step-daughter  :rollin :rollin :rollin )
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Post by: robbo on 18 February 2020, 07:33:21 am
He said "Whoever's got the least miles on the clock". :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: fazerscotty on 19 February 2020, 06:57:04 pm
He said "Whoever's got the least miles on the clock". :rollin :rollin :rollin



Ones got 62K and the other has 41K on the clock!
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Post by: robbo on 19 February 2020, 07:04:20 pm
I'll let him know :) .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 23 February 2020, 07:08:57 pm
I'll let him know :) .



 :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 21 March 2020, 01:41:12 pm
I think he's sorted. Got a one previous owner with 32k. Result :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 23 March 2020, 07:23:49 pm
Excellent news.
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Post by: robbo on 23 March 2020, 07:41:00 pm
Excellent news.
I thought so. I'm happy, if he's happy.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 23 March 2020, 08:26:18 pm
I'll let her know - she'll be happy too...….. :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 24 March 2020, 07:47:15 am
Everyone's a winner. Brilliant :thumbup .
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 March 2020, 07:57:17 am
This could go on and on over the next few weeks
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Post by: fazerscotty on 24 March 2020, 08:39:43 am
It could - if you're (un)lucky enough to be stuck at home.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 24 March 2020, 09:40:12 am
Deffo :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 24 March 2020, 12:26:48 pm
This thread reminds me of the scene in "Dude, where's my car" - at a drive thru Chinese takeaway the machine keeps saying "And then?"  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 24 March 2020, 05:04:32 pm
 :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 25 March 2020, 07:58:32 pm
And then.......
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Post by: robbo on 26 March 2020, 12:33:02 pm
More.... :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 26 March 2020, 04:40:13 pm
More.... :lol :lol :lol



More what?
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Post by: robbo on 27 March 2020, 08:25:17 am
More.... :lol :lol :lol



More what?
More laughter... :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 29 March 2020, 12:36:02 pm
And then.....
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Post by: robbo on 29 March 2020, 01:00:35 pm
Haven't stopped laughing yet... :lol :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 29 March 2020, 07:28:50 pm
 :thumbup
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Post by: robbo on 31 March 2020, 08:58:18 am
Phew....sides are still aching. I can't stop seeing the drive-in speaker hanging on its wires, and still the voice manages to croak out.......and then :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 02 April 2020, 12:44:17 pm
Phew....sides are still aching. I can't stop seeing the drive-in speaker hanging on its wires, and still the voice manages to croak out.......and then :lol



It's a shite film really, but that scene has stayed in my head ever since...….
And thennnnn
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Post by: robbo on 02 April 2020, 06:28:38 pm
And thennnnn....(but with a Chinese accent). Why don't Chinese play cricket.....Cos they've eaten all the foccin bats.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 03 April 2020, 01:41:36 pm
And thennnnn....(but with a Chinese accent). Why don't Chinese play cricket.....Cos they've eaten all the foccin bats.



 :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 13 April 2020, 08:16:29 pm
And theennnnn....
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 April 2020, 08:17:20 pm
bollix
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Post by: robbo on 13 April 2020, 09:55:14 pm
Or maybe bollocks :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 14 April 2020, 01:31:42 pm
I wandered where you'd all gone  :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 14 April 2020, 02:14:15 pm
Locked down, bored witless, but still here :thumbup
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 April 2020, 05:04:58 pm
But you are not last
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Post by: robbo on 14 April 2020, 09:23:11 pm
That was so true.
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 April 2020, 09:51:44 pm
still is
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Post by: robbo on 15 April 2020, 09:24:18 am
Until today.
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Post by: BIG MAC on 15 April 2020, 11:14:59 pm
Quality.... seems the people have spoken lol
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Post by: coffee on 15 April 2020, 11:57:16 pm
never know when to ...........
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Post by: robbo on 16 April 2020, 10:43:14 am
never know when to ...........
leave, or how long you should have stayed.
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Post by: coffee on 16 April 2020, 08:45:53 pm
never know when to ...........
leave, or how long you should have stayed.








That's also a line from a great song by Hayes Carll
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Post by: HarryHornby on 16 April 2020, 09:52:10 pm
Who??????????
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Post by: vinnyb on 16 April 2020, 11:13:17 pm
Who??????????

No. that's Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 17 April 2020, 11:41:09 am
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 17 April 2020, 11:59:52 am
Who??????????

No. that's Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend.
Not forgetting Keith Moon and John Entwistle.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 17 April 2020, 08:20:48 pm
I read Roger Daltrey's book a couple of months ago - must have been a blast on the road  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 17 April 2020, 10:38:30 pm
Very much part of My Generation :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 22 April 2020, 08:23:02 pm
And laugh - we went to see The Hu in February. A little bit different to Messrs Daltrey etc  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 22 April 2020, 09:50:02 pm
Foc me, a Mongolian rock band.(Had to look them up). Proper off the wall stuff that is. First time I'd heard of Ulaanbaatar, where they're from, was when Charlie and Ewan passed through on their beemers.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 27 April 2020, 06:59:55 pm
Foc me, a Mongolian rock band.(Had to look them up). Proper off the wall stuff that is. First time I'd heard of Ulaanbaatar, where they're from, was when Charlie and Ewan passed through on their beemers.



Was a good night out - seen them twice over the last year or so. Shame that the current tour has been postponed due to Covid.
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Post by: coffee on 27 April 2020, 08:25:54 pm
I had "Meaty,Beaty,Big and Bouncy" on vinyl and 8 track years ago,still brings memories flooding back whenever I hear a track off it,the other day I heard "the kids are alright" and actually felt emotional ! :rolleyes
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Post by: robbo on 27 April 2020, 10:14:36 pm
The Kids are Alright is my ringtone :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 28 April 2020, 09:06:42 am
I like "The Real Me" and "I Can't Explain".
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Post by: vinnyb on 28 April 2020, 10:22:33 am
I like "The Real Me" and "I Can't Explain".
Won't get fooled again, that scream is iconic
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Post by: robbo on 28 April 2020, 10:56:43 am
Will be watching Quadrophenia for the gazillionth time today now. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 28 April 2020, 03:28:22 pm
Will be watching Quadrophenia for the gazillionth time today now. :lol



I always found it odd, that whilst The Who were featured heavily in Quadrophenia (did they have something to do with the script writing?) and on the back of Mods parka's, that they were a chuffin great rock group.
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Post by: robbo on 28 April 2020, 07:58:46 pm
Pete Townshend was one of the four screenplay writers. I've often wondered if they financed the film as the production company was The Who Films Ltd. Despite the many glaring errors in the film, I've always found it a good watch as it successfully captured the mood of the time.
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Post by: vinnyb on 28 April 2020, 08:11:51 pm
 Funny isn't it, I started riding in '83 and even then the 'mods and rockers' thing was still going on and no motorcyclist I knew would ever admit to liking The Who cos they were a mod band.
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Post by: robbo on 29 April 2020, 09:04:43 am
If someone genuinely likes music, they'll like what they hear irrespective of what group of people identify with that music. Born in 1946, rock'n'roll was my natural music genre, until via older kids I discovered Radio Luxembourg, which opened up a whole new music experience, made greater by the advent of pirate radio a few years later. Can't stand jazz or reggae though :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: Gnasher on 29 April 2020, 09:14:38 am
Funny isn't it, I started riding in '83 and even then the 'mods and rockers' thing was still going on and no motorcyclist I knew would ever admit to liking The Who cos they were a mod band.


I started riding a little before you, I've never like heavy rock, my mates pretty much all didn't either, we were big 'Who, Madness most scar actually, even sole and chart stuff.  So you're not alone  ;)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: coffee on 29 April 2020, 09:21:09 pm
If someone genuinely likes music, they'll like what they hear irrespective of what group of people identify with that music. Born in 1946, rock'n'roll was my natural music genre, until via older kids I discovered Radio Luxembourg, which opened up a whole new music experience, made greater by the advent of pirate radio a few years later. Can't stand jazz or reggae though :lol








I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed listening to "the Tony Prince show" on luxembourg and our mom threat'ning to larrup all of us if we didn't turn it off and get to sleep. :lol  our old man pissed off when we was very young and I swear we never missed one second of him 'orrible fucker,I was glad when he died.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 29 April 2020, 10:11:40 pm
Radio Luxembourg always seemed to be clear as a bell during the adverts, but always seemed to fade out when one of your favourites was being played. "Horace Batchelor,Keynsham,Bristol" was always loud and clear :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: coffee on 30 April 2020, 11:46:03 pm
Radio Luxembourg always seemed to be clear as a bell during the adverts, but always seemed to fade out when one of your favourites was being played. "Horace Batchelor,Keynsham,Bristol" was always loud and clear :lol :lol










Yeah!!! BS20YSG :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 01 May 2020, 09:16:41 pm
Plenty of people did the football pools back then......then along came the lottery.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 02 May 2020, 11:36:27 am

"I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed"


T.M.I.   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 02 May 2020, 09:00:01 pm

"I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed"



T.M.I.   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


You been on your holidays :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: coffee on 03 May 2020, 08:27:01 pm

"I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed"


T.M.I.   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol






What's T.M.I. ?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: vinnyb on 03 May 2020, 08:58:27 pm

"I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed"


T.M.I.   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol






What's T.M.I. ?



Too much information
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 04 May 2020, 12:07:39 pm

"I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed"



T.M.I.   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol



No - unfortunately, work has gotten in the way for a few days  :lol :lol :lol :lol
You been on your holidays :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 04 May 2020, 01:06:39 pm
Holidays are out of the window for this year now I think :'( . Just hoping to get deposits back.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 04 May 2020, 01:15:42 pm
Same here - booked to fly to Cyprus on the 20th May, waiting for Jet2 to get in touch  :rolleyes :rolleyes
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 04 May 2020, 03:10:03 pm
We’re booked with BA later in the year. They’ve already published that they won’t be using Gatwick in future, which is a must for us. Expecting a struggle to get cash back, but used a credit card, so worse case scenario, the bank can sort it out. Getting the deposit back from the cattery could be a problem possibly. Have to wait for the govt. announcement regarding travel for bookings later in the year. Be happy just to have a day out on the bike at the moment. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 05 May 2020, 08:35:26 am
I work in aviation - thankfully at the lighter end of the market. There are times when I almost feel sorry for the big players affected by this - doesn't last long though  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 05 May 2020, 10:07:15 am
When we do get over, or are able to safely handle this pandemic, there'll be a change in the high street, with companies no longer trading, as well as changes to the way we're used to doing things. If airlines were forced to maintain social distancing, then seat prices will need to be around 3 times dearer. In yesterdays paper, there was an article regarding the govt laying on a repatriation flight, might have been from Turkey. Instead of being grateful for being flown home, they moaned about having to sit next to someone. Nowt as strange as folk :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: coffee on 05 May 2020, 08:06:31 pm

"I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed"


T.M.I.   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol






What's T.M.I. ?



Too much information








A definate sign of the age we live in,all completely innocent then,we were 9,11 and 12 there were no such thing as duvets then and we would cuddle on cold nights with just a sheet and couple of blankets till we fell asleep,I'm not coming the poor old me bit,we knew no diff then,it was the same for most kids in the early 60's,you didn't think you were hard done by at all.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 05 May 2020, 10:24:28 pm

"I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed"


T.M.I.   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol






What's T.M.I. ?



Too much information








A definate sign of the age we live in,all completely innocent then,we were 9,11 and 12 there were no such thing as duvets then and we would cuddle on cold nights with just a sheet and couple of blankets till we fell asleep,I'm not coming the poor old me bit,we knew no diff then,it was the same for most kids in the early 60's,you didn't think you were hard done by at all.
Without a doubt. Frozen pipes in winter, frost on the inside of your bedroom window, home made draught excluders to block the gap at the bottom of doors, smog in cities. Todays snowflakes wouldn't last five minutes.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 06 May 2020, 07:08:05 pm

"I remember me and my brother and sister sharing a big old double bed"


T.M.I.   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol






What's T.M.I. ?



Too much information








A definate sign of the age we live in,all completely innocent then,we were 9,11 and 12 there were no such thing as duvets then and we would cuddle on cold nights with just a sheet and couple of blankets till we fell asleep,I'm not coming the poor old me bit,we knew no diff then,it was the same for most kids in the early 60's,you didn't think you were hard done by at all.

Without a doubt. Frozen pipes in winter, frost on the inside of your bedroom window, home made draught excluders to block the gap at the bottom of doors, smog in cities. Todays snowflakes wouldn't last five minutes.


You're not wrong there  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: coffee on 07 May 2020, 09:12:32 pm
Most folk only had one telly.care of Radio Rentals  :lol  so 208 was brilliant when you were sent to bed. :woot  you tried every night to leave the dial where it was the night before but you always had to mess about turning it and moving the tranny to get the best reception. :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 08 May 2020, 01:46:13 pm
Blimey, you had a telly........Well posh :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 11 May 2020, 01:19:35 pm
Radio Rentals - now there's a company you don't hear about anymore. Kinda dates you!  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 11 May 2020, 08:22:46 pm
I was on a cabling gang for British Relay Wireless, no doubt the first cable tv company in the UK, wiring up Crawley when it had just been built in 1964. Our van was a column change Thames 15cwt, the forerunner of the Transit. Loads of wheelspin on every corner, happy days :thumbup .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 20 May 2020, 08:11:58 pm
Gosh - that went quiet for a while...…..
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 20 May 2020, 10:47:31 pm
Yep, you could almost hear a pin drop :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 29 May 2020, 10:52:43 am
Ping...……..  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 02 June 2020, 08:53:21 pm
Ping.....echo......echo (it was a real long way down). :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: HarryHornby on 02 June 2020, 09:05:14 pm
Sorry guys, not been around for a while.  Nice to come back and see I'm winning!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 June 2020, 09:13:31 pm
Sorry guys, not been around for a while.  Nice to come back and see I'm winning!
not for long
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 03 June 2020, 10:29:58 am
 :agree (Not that you are, of course) :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 03 June 2020, 08:31:16 pm
 :agree   :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 05 June 2020, 07:48:21 am
"Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ", :thumbup :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 08 June 2020, 10:21:01 am
Everyone had a good weekend then?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: c.swilkins on 09 June 2020, 02:49:54 pm
YIPPY its me :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: c.swilkins on 09 June 2020, 02:51:07 pm
 :o
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 09 June 2020, 07:42:24 pm
I don't think so.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 10 June 2020, 07:00:16 pm
Nor do I......
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 10 June 2020, 07:27:16 pm
We agree again :thumbup .... love it. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 15 June 2020, 02:58:15 pm
There maybe a thread there...……. :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 16 June 2020, 09:38:58 am
What, like a common thread you mean. Yep,you’re right, because without one,it would be threadbare :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 17 June 2020, 07:49:58 pm
What, like a common thread you mean. Yep,you’re right, because without one,it would be threadbare :lol .



Definitely not bare of threads on here  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 21 June 2020, 04:32:13 pm
I’ll bet you’ve got a walk-in wardrobe for all those threads :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 25 June 2020, 10:47:12 am
You know how to needle someone, don't you.........
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 26 June 2020, 08:16:31 pm
You know how to needle someone, don't you.........
No.......I’m all ears :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: The Rocketeer on 27 June 2020, 02:20:03 pm
Afternoon all, thought I’d pop my head in & see what’s going on these days and what do I find? Trev’s imitation thread is still going  ;)  Not a patch on the original  :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 28 June 2020, 07:43:06 pm
Afternoon all, thought I’d pop my head in & see what’s going on these days and what do I find? Trev’s imitation thread is still going  ;)  Not a patch on the original  :lol




Oooooo, what was it like, do tell......
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: vinnyb on 28 June 2020, 08:32:28 pm
Afternoon all, thought I’d pop my head in & see what’s going on these days and what do I find? Trev’s imitation thread is still going  ;)  Not a patch on the original  :lol




Oooooo, what was it like, do tell......
  Pretty much like this one but a bit sooner, I'd imagine.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 28 June 2020, 09:30:37 pm
Afternoon all, thought I’d pop my head in & see what’s going on these days and what do I find? Trev’s imitation thread is still going  ;)  Not a patch on the original  :lol




Oooooo, what was it like, do tell......
  Pretty much like this one but a bit sooner, I'd imagine.
But much better, because originals always are, so they say..........whoever “they” are.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: The Rocketeer on 29 June 2020, 05:50:25 pm
Same as this to be honest  :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: The Rocketeer on 29 June 2020, 07:19:51 pm
My mate said he was screwing this girl and her twin, I said you lucky *unt, How do you tell them apart, he said her brother has a moustashe. :D
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 29 June 2020, 07:37:22 pm
My mate said he was screwing this girl and her twin, I said you lucky *unt, How do you tell them apart, he said her brother has a moustashe. :D


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Some say the old ones are the best........
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 29 June 2020, 08:30:40 pm
Some may say so, but I assume rest don't agree :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: vinnyb on 29 June 2020, 08:35:32 pm
Some may say so, but I assume rest don't agree :rollin :rollin
  I guess it depends on which old ones you're referring to.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 30 June 2020, 05:05:07 pm
My mate said he was screwing this girl and her twin, I said you lucky *unt, How do you tell them apart, he said her brother has a moustashe. :D


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Some say the old ones are the best........
Good point vinnyb, which old ones are you referring to Mr.Scotty :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 06 July 2020, 03:23:00 pm
My mate said he was screwing this girl and her twin, I said you lucky *unt, How do you tell them apart, he said her brother has a moustashe. :D


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Some say the old ones are the best........

Good point vinnyb, which old ones are you referring to Mr.Scotty :)


All of us......... :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 07 July 2020, 10:17:53 pm
Are you including a young blade like your goodself in the "us" :) .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 09 July 2020, 05:52:25 pm
Are you including a young blade like your goodself in the "us" :) .


I don't feel particularly young today - just had the four (yes 4) grandchildren visit!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 09 July 2020, 07:34:48 pm
Pah. You wait when you've got great-grandchildren. There's nothing great about it that's for sure :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 14 July 2020, 01:40:28 pm
Pah. You wait when you've got great-grandchildren. There's nothing great about it that's for sure :lol .


Haha lol.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 18 July 2020, 05:03:27 pm
Trust me, there’s nothing to :rollin :rollin :rollin  about. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 20 July 2020, 01:58:46 pm
Trust me, there’s nothing to :rollin :rollin :rollin  about. :lol


Ooooo. I don't know - not so sure that I'll get old enough to meet any Great Grandchildren.....
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 22 July 2020, 04:59:15 pm
Trust me, there’s nothing to :rollin :rollin :rollin  about. :lol


Ooooo. I don't know - not so sure that I'll get old enough to meet any Great Grandchildren.....
I had the notion that you’re still a youth and in your prime. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 22 July 2020, 08:15:58 pm
Trust me, there’s nothing to :rollin :rollin :rollin  about. :lol


Ooooo. I don't know - not so sure that I'll get old enough to meet any Great Grandchildren.....
I had the notion that you’re still a youth and in your prime. :)


I don't know whether to thankyou for the compliment or laugh at the thought of still being: a) a youth or b) in my prime  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 22 July 2020, 09:40:10 pm
Depends whether you're blushing more than you're laughing :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 23 July 2020, 08:23:34 pm
Depends whether you're blushing more than you're laughing :lol :lol


No blushing here - still laughing though........ :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 24 July 2020, 10:38:31 am
Well, as you may know......laughter is the best medecine :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 25 July 2020, 03:14:39 pm
Well, as you may know......laughter is the best medecine :lol


You've just reminded me of all of the Carry On films - innocent humour at its finest.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 25 July 2020, 07:44:52 pm
I don't really know why, but Carry on Cabbie in black and white, was one of my favourites. :thumbup
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: coffee on 26 July 2020, 12:05:18 am
Never a big fan but that was the best,I really liked Peter Butterworth though. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 July 2020, 06:16:34 pm
my turn
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 26 July 2020, 07:58:34 pm
my turn
And theeeeeen......(in a Chinese voice) :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 27 July 2020, 03:27:20 pm
my turn


For what?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 July 2020, 07:31:09 pm
my turn
Who can tell


For what?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 27 July 2020, 07:51:03 pm
my turn
Who can tell


For what?


How did you manage to do that?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 30 July 2020, 05:58:19 pm
my turn
Who can tell


For what?
[/quote


How did you manage to do that?
As an administrator BB has got a magic gizmo....trust me. ;)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 31 July 2020, 01:17:07 pm
my turn
Who can tell


For what?
[/quote


How did you manage to do that?
As an administrator BB has got a magic gizmo....trust me. ;)


Haha lol - I bet he has........
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 04 August 2020, 08:25:06 pm
He hasn't used it for a week or so though.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 07 August 2020, 12:01:25 pm
Does it run off batteries by chance?  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 07 August 2020, 03:40:10 pm
I'd of thought solar powered. In this recent weather it'll be revving off the scale. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 08 August 2020, 01:50:10 pm
I'd of thought solar powered. In this recent weather it'll be revving off the scale. :lol


Be shite in the winter then  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 08 August 2020, 06:30:12 pm
I'd of thought solar powered. In this recent weather it'll be revving off the scale. :lol


Be shite in the winter then  :lol :lol :lol
Oh, it’ll be non existent that’s for sure. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 10 August 2020, 01:47:28 pm
I'd of thought solar powered. In this recent weather it'll be revving off the scale. :lol


Be shite in the winter then  :lol :lol :lol
Oh, it’ll be non existent that’s for sure. :)


It hibernates - thats cool!  :D
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 13 August 2020, 03:13:16 pm
I'd of thought solar powered. In this recent weather it'll be revving off the scale. :lol


Be shite in the winter then  :lol :lol :lol
Oh, it’ll be non existent that’s for sure. :)


It hibernates - thats cool!  :D
Yeah, just like a squirrel. Give it a sack of nuts, it'll be happy as Larry. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 14 August 2020, 09:28:59 am
I'd of thought solar powered. In this recent weather it'll be revving off the scale. :lol


Be shite in the winter then  :lol :lol :lol
Oh, it’ll be non existent that’s for sure. :)


It hibernates - thats cool!  :D
Yeah, just like a squirrel. Give it a sack of nuts, it'll be happy as Larry. :lol


 :eek :eek :eek  TMI  :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 17 August 2020, 05:28:50 pm
TMI (Too much ingredients), yeah you're right....only half a sack of nuts. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 19 August 2020, 07:33:13 pm
TMI (Too much ingredients), yeah you're right....only half a sack of nuts. :lol


Do you think he's watching?  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 21 August 2020, 06:53:53 pm
TMI (Too much ingredients), yeah you're right....only half a sack of nuts. :lol


Do you think he's watching?  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Sssssshhhhush.....He sees e v e r y t h i n g :eek
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 25 August 2020, 07:46:58 pm
He maybe related to my missus - she hears everything!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 26 August 2020, 09:11:54 am
He maybe related to my missus - she hears everything!!!!!!!
They hear everything, whereas we possess selective deafness. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 26 August 2020, 07:45:33 pm
The all seeing/listening eye, kinda like Lord/Lady of the Rings thing going on  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 31 August 2020, 11:35:14 am
The all seeing/listening eye, kinda like Lord/Lady of the Rings thing going on  :lol :lol :lol
I expect it's wifi sonar :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 31 August 2020, 07:53:29 pm
The all seeing/listening eye, kinda like Lord/Lady of the Rings thing going on  :lol :lol :lol
I expect it's wifi sonar :)


Not wife sonar then............
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 31 August 2020, 09:04:28 pm
The all seeing/listening eye, kinda like Lord/Lady of the Rings thing going on  :lol :lol :lol
I expect it's wifi sonar :)


Not wife sonar then............
No, definitely something technical :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 01 September 2020, 09:05:30 am
The all seeing/listening eye, kinda like Lord/Lady of the Rings thing going on  :lol :lol :lol
I expect it's wifi sonar :)


Not wife sonar then............
No, definitely something technical :lol


Ha Ha lol  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 02 September 2020, 04:25:05 pm
Hope your mrs. doesn’t catch you laughing with her sixth sense all knowing/seeing capability. You know what they’re like :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 02 September 2020, 07:04:11 pm
Hope your mrs. doesn’t catch you laughing with her sixth sense all knowing/seeing capability. You know what they’re like :lol .


I like think that after 34 years, she's given up and joins in  :rollin :rollin :rollin (sometimes!)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 03 September 2020, 08:09:38 am
I appreciate "you'd like to think that etc", but, the all seeing all knowing, are a very strange breed of people :rollin :rollin .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 07 September 2020, 08:05:46 pm
I appreciate "you'd like to think that etc", but, the all seeing all knowing, are a very strange breed of people :rollin :rollin .


That they are indeed.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 07 September 2020, 09:25:35 pm
I appreciate "you'd like to think that etc", but, the all seeing all knowing, are a very strange breed of people :rollin :rollin .


That they are indeed.
If you understand
Why pizza is made round
Packed in a square box
And eaten in triangles.
Then,my friend
You understand women :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 10 September 2020, 11:10:57 am
I appreciate "you'd like to think that etc", but, the all seeing all knowing, are a very strange breed of people :rollin :rollin .


That they are indeed.
If you understand
Why pizza is made round
Packed in a square box
And eaten in triangles.
Then,my friend
You understand women :rollin :rollin :rollin


And cheese triangles come in round boxes!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 15 September 2020, 06:23:24 pm
And ”Squaring the circle”. What’s that all about?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 15 September 2020, 07:58:50 pm
And ”Squaring the circle”. What’s that all about?


Never heard that one before...... :\
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 15 September 2020, 11:59:47 pm
And ”Squaring the circle”. What’s that all about?


Never heard that one before...... :\
It’s an expression that has cropped up in the media recently, possibly an “in”  buzz word, sort of thing. It means trying to do the impossible. Quite apt when it comes to understanding women. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 16 September 2020, 09:56:21 am
And ”Squaring the circle”. What’s that all about?


Never heard that one before...... :\
It’s an expression that has cropped up in the media recently, possibly an “in”  buzz word, sort of thing. It means trying to do the impossible. Quite apt when it comes to understanding women. :lol


 :rollin :rollin :rollin Fully understood  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: Grahamm on 16 September 2020, 12:20:33 pm
If you understand
Why pizza is made round
Packed in a square box
And eaten in triangles.
Then,my friend
You understand women :rollin :rollin :rollin

Pizza is round because traditionally you "spin" the dough to stretch it.

Boxes are square because they're easier to make that way.

It's cut in triangles because cutting across the diameter of a circle is the easiest way to divide it up evenly.

If you understand this, you'll understand how sexist (and ignorant) the original author of that was being...
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: Grahamm on 16 September 2020, 12:27:13 pm
And ”Squaring the circle”. What’s that all about?

It's a mathematical conundrum, involving creating a square that has the same area as a circle.

Since the area of a circle is measured by pi * r^2 and pi is an irrational number (it never ends) it's impossible to precisely measure the area of a circle.

It's a metaphor for other impossible tasks...
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 16 September 2020, 01:10:05 pm
 :agree
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 16 September 2020, 07:35:59 pm
There's always someone who raises the intelligence bar  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 17 September 2020, 12:05:44 am
There's always someone who raises the intelligence bar  :rolleyes
Certainly put a dampener on the craic, for sure :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 17 September 2020, 08:39:17 pm
There's always someone who raises the intelligence bar  :rolleyes
Certainly put a dampener on the craic, for sure :lol


Its as if it was my wife logging in under an assumed name................ :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: Grahamm on 17 September 2020, 10:54:51 pm
Its as if it was my wife logging in under an assumed name................ :eek :eek :eek

How do you think she got access to my account...?  :D
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 18 September 2020, 07:25:05 am
Oh no. Not only the sixth sense going on, but technical as well. This is worrying. Very worrying. We need to combat this, and fast.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 18 September 2020, 12:09:57 pm
Oh no. Not only the sixth sense going on, but technical as well. This is worrying. Very worrying. We need to combat this, and fast.


Yes, but how?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 18 September 2020, 06:58:59 pm
Thinking caps on over the weekend I think. Maybe an alcohol fuelled idea, could be the best approach. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 23 September 2020, 12:16:26 pm
Thinking caps on over the weekend I think. Maybe an alcohol fuelled idea, could be the best approach. :)


I've had far too many alcohol fuelled ideas, which after implementing, seem to go wrong.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: vinnyb on 23 September 2020, 02:30:41 pm
Thinking caps on over the weekend I think. Maybe an alcohol fuelled idea, could be the best approach. :)


I've had far too many alcohol fuelled ideas, which after implementing, seem to go wrong.  :rollin :rollin :rollin


   Alcohol fuelled ideas, implemented sober maybe the way to go then.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 23 September 2020, 04:52:38 pm
Thinking caps on over the weekend I think. Maybe an alcohol fuelled idea, could be the best approach. :)


I've had far too many alcohol fuelled ideas, which after implementing, seem to go wrong.  :rollin :rollin :rollin


   Alcohol fuelled ideas, implemented sober maybe the way to go then.
The trouble with that, is that by the time you’re sober you’ve forgotten what the idea was. Well, certainly true in my case, but then that could be just an age thing.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 24 September 2020, 12:28:00 pm
 :agree
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 25 September 2020, 06:22:15 pm
:agree
I kinda figured you might be :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 26 September 2020, 12:38:38 pm
:agree
I kinda figured you might be :rollin :rollin :rollin


Along with about 95% of the other furum users  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 26 September 2020, 03:21:52 pm
:agree
I kinda figured you might be :rollin :rollin :rollin


Along with about 95% of the other furum users  :lol :lol :lol
I'm putting my tin hat on, for when the five percenters rock up. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 28 September 2020, 01:49:03 pm
:agree
I kinda figured you might be :rollin :rollin :rollin


Along with about 95% of the other furum users  :lol :lol :lol
I'm putting my tin hat on, for when the five percenters rock up. :)


I bet they would rather argue about Brexit, lockdown, home delivery slots etc, than venture here.  :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 28 September 2020, 06:12:29 pm
Nowhere’s sacred I’m afraid :'( :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 29 September 2020, 01:22:42 pm
Nowhere’s sacred I’m afraid :'( :lol


We'll see.......
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 01 October 2020, 10:14:15 pm
All quiet so far :rolleyes .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 02 October 2020, 09:49:39 am
All quiet so far :rolleyes .


On the western front  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 02 October 2020, 04:43:00 pm
All quiet so far :rolleyes .


On the western front  :lol :lol
That’s a bit directionist. What about the north, south and east fronts :lol :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 07 October 2020, 09:05:19 am
All quiet so far :rolleyes .


On the western front  :lol :lol
That’s a bit directionist. What about the north, south and east fronts :lol :lol .


Ah, nothing like a bit of diversity! Bring on the cold, warm and occluded fronts as well  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 09 October 2020, 10:05:39 pm
We’re certainly not going to be seeing any warm fronts until next year now. Never been a fan of cold fronts, although a bit of snow at Christmas always looks the part, not that it happens much in my neck of the woods.
I had to check the dictionary for occluded. Very meteorological. :thumbup :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 16 October 2020, 04:58:00 pm
It was a last burst of intelligence before going into hospital to have a clot removed from my femoral artery  :lol :lol .
Back now and on the mend.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 16 October 2020, 07:29:56 pm
Blimey, that sounds nasty. Glad you're on the mend. Hope you're being a patient, patient. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 17 October 2020, 02:55:15 pm
Blimey, that sounds nasty. Glad you're on the mend. Hope you're being a patient, patient. :)
I am being as good as I can be  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 17 October 2020, 06:19:51 pm
When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm even better :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 18 October 2020, 06:58:49 pm
When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm even better :lol .


I had a girlfriend like that (a long, long, long time ago!)  :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 19 October 2020, 08:50:20 am
Bet you still miss her. :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 October 2020, 09:43:56 am
Nice try
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 19 October 2020, 09:50:55 am
Bet you still miss her. :rollin :rollin


 :thumbup
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: Grahamm on 19 October 2020, 10:32:04 am
I *have* a girlfriend like that...   :D
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 19 October 2020, 01:50:57 pm
Got a mistress now, she's been with me for just over 6 years. Best thing is, I spend lots of money on her and spend time alone with her without any problems!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 19 October 2020, 09:53:48 pm
Sounds like a Femme Fatale Fazer to me. Other than points on your license, definitely less aggro.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 20 October 2020, 09:29:02 am
Sounds like a Femme Fatale Fazer to me. Other than points on your license, definitely less aggro.


Much easier  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 22 October 2020, 06:53:27 am
Not so much fun when it’s raining and there’s nothing on tv though :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 22 October 2020, 09:42:34 am
Not so much fun when it’s raining and there’s nothing on tv though :lol .


Now that depends on where she is........ :D
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 22 October 2020, 07:39:02 pm
Not so much fun when it’s raining and there’s nothing on tv though :lol .


Now that depends on where she is........ :D
Mmmm, I’m thinking along the lines of a rain free zone in that case. Is there such a thing? :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 24 October 2020, 02:28:11 pm
Not so much fun when it’s raining and there’s nothing on tv though :lol .


Now that depends on where she is........ :D
Mmmm, I’m thinking along the lines of a rain free zone in that case. Is there such a thing? :)


I was thinking garage - heated of course, with a choice of freeview or music. Chilled beer from the fridge and of course mood lighting.
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 24 October 2020, 06:06:26 pm
I'm seeing a 200 play Rock Ola jukebox tucked away in one corner as well. Like your style :) .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 26 October 2020, 03:47:22 pm
I'm seeing a 200 play Rock Ola jukebox tucked away in one corner as well. Like your style :) .


Spent most of the day in her company today, unfortunately otherwise engaged, changing the front discs and pads on the Jag. I did pat her on the tank each time I passed - even tried to talk her into a trip to Yorkshire and back. Almost time for the end of season shower and rub down  :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 28 October 2020, 06:11:00 pm
Mine was definitely overdue for a wash and brush up, which I attempted this afternoon only to get caught in a cloudburst. It was a tad difficult leathering her off in the confines of a very cramped garage, but the compressor came in handy to administer a well executed, ahem, blow job. The garage doors were open at the time, God knows what the neighbours must have thought. I do hope all this effort was appreciated :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: Grahamm on 28 October 2020, 11:21:02 pm
What you do with your other half is your own business.

This is a bike forum!  :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 29 October 2020, 11:09:53 am
What you do with your other half is your own business.

This is a bike forum!  :lol


 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 29 October 2020, 11:36:06 am
What you do with your other half is your own business.

This is a bike forum!  :lol
Of course it's a bike forum. What else could I have been referring to :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 29 October 2020, 02:48:32 pm
I can only hope that you used warm water in these temperatures. Using cold at this time of the year is just plain cruel.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 29 October 2020, 08:10:48 pm
Let’s just say, the cloudburst certainly didn’t help proceedings.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 01 November 2020, 06:07:13 pm
Let’s just say, the cloudburst certainly didn’t help proceedings.


Haha lol. I must of upset my lovely, won't start at all, must have a strop on!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 01 November 2020, 09:30:51 pm
Treated mine the other day to a battery condition monitor, so at least I'll now know what sort of a mood she's in when it comes to pressing her button :) .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 10 November 2020, 09:55:54 am
Treated mine the other day to a battery condition monitor, so at least I'll now know what sort of a mood she's in when it comes to pressing her button :) .


 :rollin :rollin Still haven't had chance to look at mine  :'( .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 10 November 2020, 11:58:22 am
Oh...the old cold shoulder treatment. Know where you're coming from. Treat'em mean keep'em keen. Like your style :thumbup
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 10 November 2020, 04:27:55 pm
Oh...the old cold shoulder treatment. Know where you're coming from. Treat'em mean keep'em keen. Like your style :thumbup


Oh, she'll definitely be cold - haven't dealt with the insulation or put the heater on yet  :lol :lol :lol


NOT looking forward to the retribution at all  :eek :eek :eek , whatever form it takes!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2020, 07:54:32 pm
is this still going?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 11 November 2020, 09:25:51 am
is this still going?
Yep. Me and fazerscotty are here for the long haul. We'll be swapping Christmas cards at this rate :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 November 2020, 12:39:04 pm
really? :pokefun
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 11 November 2020, 02:37:55 pm
is this still going?
Yep. Me and fazerscotty are here for the long haul. We'll be swapping Christmas cards at this rate :lol


Christmas? Don't start on Christmas - she'll want something expensive, I've no doubt about that  :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 11 November 2020, 05:05:09 pm
My bad, mentioning Christmas. I should have known better. Money’s tight this year. I was just going to throw a sheet over her, and maybe take a few of her bits for a trip down the powder coasters. If I’m feeling flush, maybe get her belly pan resprayed, providing I can find someone reliable, certainly no one with a red nose. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 14 November 2020, 07:11:53 pm
My bad, mentioning Christmas. I should have known better. Money’s tight this year. I was just going to throw a sheet over her, and maybe take a few of her bits for a trip down the powder coasters. If I’m feeling flush, maybe get her belly pan resprayed, providing I can find someone reliable, certainly no one with a red nose. :)


What's wrong with having a red nose?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: coffee on 15 November 2020, 12:02:48 am
hic! burp nuffink tharri can, hic! mek out, burp,hic,top us up hic!, barman.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 15 November 2020, 12:46:31 pm
My bad, mentioning Christmas. I should have known better. Money’s tight this year. I was just going to throw a sheet over her, and maybe take a few of her bits for a trip down the powder coasters. If I’m feeling flush, maybe get her belly pan resprayed, providing I can find someone reliable, certainly no one with a red nose. :)


What's wrong with having a red nose?
I was thinking along the lines of, Christmas, red nose, alcohol and paint everywhere except on her bellypan. I don't know anyone called Rudolph, does anyone, let alone being a paint sprayer. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 17 November 2020, 06:57:17 pm
Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 17 November 2020, 10:08:55 pm
Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........
:lol Like when your Mum used to say, "All you're getting for Christmas is an apple and an orange".
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 18 November 2020, 08:03:22 pm
Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........
:lol Like when your Mum used to say, "All you're getting for Christmas is an apple and an orange".


Blimey - you must of been rich. We never had oranges when I was a lad  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: Grahamm on 18 November 2020, 10:59:15 pm
*WHOOP* *WHOOP* *WHOOP*  Four Yorkshiremen sketch warning!! *WHOOP* *WHOOP* *WHOOP*
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 19 November 2020, 09:24:58 am
Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........
:lol Like when your Mum used to say, "All you're getting for Christmas is an apple and an orange".


Blimey - you must of been rich. We never had oranges when I was a lad  :lol :lol :lol
My Mum was a grafter, and worked hard to make little extras possible. Nowadays they get Marcus Rashford to sort that out :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 23 November 2020, 07:24:31 pm
Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........
:lol Like when your Mum used to say, "All you're getting for Christmas is an apple and an orange".


Blimey - you must of been rich. We never had oranges when I was a lad  :lol :lol :lol
My Mum was a grafter, and worked hard to make little extras possible. Nowadays they get Marcus Rashford to sort that out :lol :lol


Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 25 November 2020, 08:37:06 am



Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. :lol . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 25 November 2020, 02:38:19 pm



Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. :lol . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.


That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!

Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 26 November 2020, 08:09:41 am



Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. :lol . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.


That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!


Exactly. People need to know how to look after themselves, but fashion always seems to outweigh function. Then there’s the blokes that walk about wearing their COVID mask under their chin. That’s as useful as putting a condom on your bollocks. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 26 November 2020, 01:51:44 pm



Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. :lol . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.


That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!


Exactly. People need to know how to look after themselves, but fashion always seems to outweigh function. Then there’s the blokes that walk about wearing their COVID mask under their chin. That’s as useful as putting a condom on your bollocks. :lol


And don't get me started on the car drivers, on their own in the car, wearing a mask - is the car contaminated?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 26 November 2020, 06:54:56 pm



Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. :lol . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.


That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!


Exactly. People need to know how to look after themselves, but fashion always seems to outweigh function. Then there’s the blokes that walk about wearing their COVID mask under their chin. That’s as useful as putting a condom on your bollocks. :lol


And don't get me started on the car drivers, on their own in the car, wearing a mask - is the car contaminated?
Looking at some of the drivers, I’d say...yes.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 27 November 2020, 08:57:48 am



Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. :lol . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.


That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!


Exactly. People need to know how to look after themselves, but fashion always seems to outweigh function. Then there’s the blokes that walk about wearing their COVID mask under their chin. That’s as useful as putting a condom on your bollocks. :lol


And don't get me started on the car drivers, on their own in the car, wearing a mask - is the car contaminated?
Looking at some of the drivers, I’d say...yes.


 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 29 November 2020, 07:10:42 pm
Thought that might have caused a grin :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 30 November 2020, 11:38:35 am
I think, at the moment, most things cause a grin (especially wind!)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 30 November 2020, 07:35:51 pm
Rennies is your friend in that case. ;)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 01 December 2020, 07:50:41 pm
Unfortunately, I was raised (dragged up) to let it just go and not rely on chemicals  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 02 December 2020, 07:46:36 pm
Unfortunately, I was raised (dragged up) to let it just go and not rely on chemicals  :lol :lol :lol
Maybe sprouts are your friend in that case :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 03 December 2020, 11:08:45 am
Unfortunately, I was raised (dragged up) to let it just go and not rely on chemicals  :lol :lol :lol
Maybe sprouts are your friend in that case :rollin


Hahaha lol, actually, I quite like sprouts - had some last Sunday  :eek :eek :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 03 December 2020, 02:07:19 pm
I guess you were sitting on your own after dinner then :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 03 December 2020, 08:46:22 pm
I guess you were sitting on your own after dinner then :lol


That's normal. Sometimes I get banished to the garage............
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 04 December 2020, 08:13:52 am
I guess you were sitting on your own after dinner then :lol


That's normal. Sometimes I get banished to the garage............
Aah.....I see what's going on here. You eat sprouts..become Mr.Unpopular and get banished to the garage.....just so you can be with...her.  ;)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 06 December 2020, 10:08:50 pm
I guess you were sitting on your own after dinner then :lol


That's normal. Sometimes I get banished to the garage............
Aah.....I see what's going on here. You eat sprouts..become Mr.Unpopular and get banished to the garage.....just so you can be with...her.  ;)


 :lol :lol :lol  Bugger - Busted.............
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 08 December 2020, 02:35:57 pm
Fortunately, although she has many talents....a sense of smell is not one of them :rolleyes .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 08 December 2020, 08:38:24 pm
Fortunately, although she has many talents....a sense of smell is not one of them :rolleyes .


Talents? The wife or "her"  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 08 December 2020, 10:47:56 pm
Why, "her" of course. That little minx that will do anything to get you out in the garage. Sprout farts, or no sprout farts. :D
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 09 December 2020, 08:27:33 pm
Why, "her" of course. That little minx that will do anything to get you out in the garage. Sprout farts, or no sprout farts. :D


Haha lol and as we head into the season of eating too much, things can only get worse/better *


(* - delete as appropriate)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 10 December 2020, 08:29:20 pm
Why, "her" of course. That little minx that will do anything to get you out in the garage. Sprout farts, or no sprout farts. :D


Haha lol and as we head into the season of eating too much, things can only get worse/better *


(* - delete as appropriate)
Could be a long Christmas. Have you got heating in your garage?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 11 December 2020, 07:39:22 pm
Why, "her" of course. That little minx that will do anything to get you out in the garage. Sprout farts, or no sprout farts. :D


Haha lol and as we head into the season of eating too much, things can only get worse/better *


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Could be a long Christmas. Have you got heating in your garage?


Garage is heated. Fridge is full of beer. There is a carrier bag full of McCoys crisps somewhere. I have a TV and music. Christmas can be as long as it wants  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 11 December 2020, 08:07:17 pm
Why, "her" of course. That little minx that will do anything to get you out in the garage. Sprout farts, or no sprout farts. :D


Haha lol and as we head into the season of eating too much, things can only get worse/better *


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Could be a long Christmas. Have you got heating in your garage?


Garage is heated. Fridge is full of beer. There is a carrier bag full of McCoys crisps somewhere. I have a TV and music. Christmas can be as long as it wants  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Blimey. You’re living the dream boy. Living the dream. :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 13 December 2020, 06:35:46 pm
Why, "her" of course. That little minx that will do anything to get you out in the garage. Sprout farts, or no sprout farts. :D


Haha lol and as we head into the season of eating too much, things can only get worse/better *


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Could be a long Christmas. Have you got heating in your garage?


Garage is heated. Fridge is full of beer. There is a carrier bag full of McCoys crisps somewhere. I have a TV and music. Christmas can be as long as it wants  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Blimey. You’re living the dream boy. Living the dream. :thumbup


I try, I try  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: b1k3rdude on 13 December 2020, 06:52:42 pm
Beam me to that garage scotty..
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Post by: robbo on 13 December 2020, 07:13:51 pm
Beam me to that garage scotty..
I like what you did there :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 14 December 2020, 09:22:46 pm
Beam me to that garage scotty..
I like what you did there :thumbup


Not so sure there's enough room for all of us!
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Post by: robbo on 14 December 2020, 11:01:46 pm
It might be like the Dr. Who Tardis. You won’t find out until we test it out.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 15 December 2020, 08:14:58 pm
It might be like the Dr. Who Tardis. You won’t find out until we test it out.


That's going to get messy  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 16 December 2020, 08:27:19 pm
It might be like the Dr. Who Tardis. You won’t find out until we test it out.


That's going to get messy  :rollin :rollin :rollin
That is very true. Got enough room for an awning?. Get a little fire going. Could be cosy. :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 17 December 2020, 02:29:23 pm
It might be like the Dr. Who Tardis. You won’t find out until we test it out.


That's going to get messy  :rollin :rollin :rollin
That is very true. Got enough room for an awning?. Get a little fire going. Could be cosy. :)


I could put a gazebo up at the front (would have to move the Jag) - got a gas fired space heater already  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 17 December 2020, 04:16:28 pm
I've got a gazebo that we normally use at camping race meetings. That, and your space heater. We're cooking with gas. :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 18 December 2020, 09:16:00 am
I've got a gazebo that we normally use at camping race meetings. That, and your space heater. We're cooking with gas. :thumbup


Now there's a thought - I'll drag the BBQ round - save on gas  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 19 December 2020, 12:49:32 pm
"Save on gas, spend more on beer". That's got a certain ring about it. Rishi Sunak better watch out...fazerscotty's coming for ya. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 21 December 2020, 08:00:03 pm
"Save on gas, spend more on beer". That's got a certain ring about it. Rishi Sunak better watch out...fazerscotty's coming for ya. :lol


Sorry - not that keen on kebabs  :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 21 December 2020, 09:19:04 pm
"Save on gas, spend more on beer". That's got a certain ring about it. Rishi Sunak better watch out...fazerscotty's coming for ya. :lol


Sorry - not that keen on kebabs  :lol
They must be an acquired taste, but do nothing for me either. :thumbdown
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Post by: fazerscotty on 26 December 2020, 08:27:26 pm
All sprouted up - ready to be banished to the garage for the rest of the year.  :lol
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Post by: robbo on 27 December 2020, 09:50:09 am
All sprouted up - ready to be banished to the garage for the rest of the year.  :lol
Whew. Your garage has been pinpointed as the epicentre of Storm Bella :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 27 December 2020, 06:47:23 pm
All sprouted up - ready to be banished to the garage for the rest of the year.  :lol
Whew. Your garage has been pinpointed as the epicentre of Storm Bella :lol


And what's worse is, just before Christmas, we adopted a 9 month old Husky puppy, which had been bought by mistake during the lockdown.
She blows more nasty niffs than I do! Looks like the garage will become the doghouse by default  :rollin :rollin :rollin :'(
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 27 December 2020, 08:07:38 pm
Used to know a guy who ran a team of huskies on a wheeled sled, over our local woods. I don’t know if it’s true, but he said they only stop moulting for only 2 weeks a year. Lovely looking dogs though, you’ll just have to keep the hoover handy. At least you’ve got a sprouts scapegoat now :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 28 December 2020, 05:03:03 pm
Used to know a guy who ran a team of huskies on a wheeled sled, over our local woods. I don’t know if it’s true, but he said they only stop moulting for only 2 weeks a year. Lovely looking dogs though, you’ll just have to keep the hoover handy. At least you’ve got a sprouts scapegoat now :lol .


So far there's no hair - but she's still a pup. I do know about the "shedding" though  :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 29 December 2020, 04:36:34 pm
Maybe get the Henry hoover Ivanised, so that you’ve got more than enough suck for those pesky hairs when they start to get everywhere.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 29 December 2020, 08:12:12 pm
Maybe get the Henry hoover Ivanised, so that you’ve got more than enough suck for those pesky hairs when they start to get everywhere.


What I really need, right now, is some way of creating a positive pressure in the house, so that the nasty niffs vacate quicker.
Oh and I think there maybe some etiquette training to be done on when and where to bottom burp. My nights TV has just been interrupted by a parp  :'( :'( :'( [size=78%]  [/size]
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Post by: Grahamm on 30 December 2020, 12:17:23 am
So far there's no hair - but she's still a pup. I do know about the "shedding" though  :lol :lol

Get a Shark vacuum cleaner. They've got a great feature that stops loose hair on the carpet from getting tangled around the brush

Also they have a neat "lift away" feature that lets you detatch the central vacuum section out of the handle/ wheels so you can use it as a mini hand-held cleaner too.

Neat! :thumbup
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 30 December 2020, 07:12:07 am
So far there's no hair - but she's still a pup. I do know about the "shedding" though  :lol :lol

Get a Shark vacuum cleaner. They've got a great feature that stops loose hair on the carpet from getting tangled around the brush

Also they have a neat "lift away" feature that lets you detatch the central vacuum section out of the handle/ wheels so you can use it as a mini hand-held cleaner too.

Neat! :thumbup


Will it suck parps?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 30 December 2020, 09:17:38 am
So far there's no hair - but she's still a pup. I do know about the "shedding" though  :lol :lol

Get a Shark vacuum cleaner. They've got a great feature that stops loose hair on the carpet from getting tangled around the brush

Also they have a neat "lift away" feature that lets you detatch the central vacuum section out of the handle/ wheels so you can use it as a mini hand-held cleaner too.

Neat! :thumbup


Will it suck parps?
:lol Haven't heard the expression "parp" since reading of the exploits of Johnny Fart Pants in Viz, in the 90's :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 30 December 2020, 04:05:30 pm
So far there's no hair - but she's still a pup. I do know about the "shedding" though  :lol :lol

Get a Shark vacuum cleaner. They've got a great feature that stops loose hair on the carpet from getting tangled around the brush

Also they have a neat "lift away" feature that lets you detatch the central vacuum section out of the handle/ wheels so you can use it as a mini hand-held cleaner too.

Neat! :thumbup


We've currently got a Henry and a Sebo for use in the house . I've got an Electrolux in the garage to Hoover up any dropped food and snacks and to keep the car semi tidy. We've had Dysons for years but they aren't made the way they used to be - there is a distinct lack of sucking power going on.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 30 December 2020, 06:39:40 pm
So far there's no hair - but she's still a pup. I do know about the "shedding" though  :lol :lol

Get a Shark vacuum cleaner. They've got a great feature that stops loose hair on the carpet from getting tangled around the brush

Also they have a neat "lift away" feature that lets you detatch the central vacuum section out of the handle/ wheels so you can use it as a mini hand-held cleaner too.

Neat! :thumbup


We've currently got a Henry and a Sebo for use in the house . I've got an Electrolux in the garage to Hoover up any dropped food and snacks and to keep the car semi tidy. We've had Dysons for years but they aren't made the way they used to be - there is a distinct lack of sucking power going on.
So with such a fine arsenal of hoovers, which one deals with dog farts the best. Which Magazine doesn’t have a dog fart category, and this could be the deciding factor for my next vacuum purchase. :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 30 December 2020, 08:53:31 pm
So far there's no hair - but she's still a pup. I do know about the "shedding" though  :lol :lol

Get a Shark vacuum cleaner. They've got a great feature that stops loose hair on the carpet from getting tangled around the brush

Also they have a neat "lift away" feature that lets you detatch the central vacuum section out of the handle/ wheels so you can use it as a mini hand-held cleaner too.

Neat! :thumbup


We've currently got a Henry and a Sebo for use in the house . I've got an Electrolux in the garage to Hoover up any dropped food and snacks and to keep the car semi tidy. We've had Dysons for years but they aren't made the way they used to be - there is a distinct lack of sucking power going on.
So with such a fine arsenal of hoovers, which one deals with dog farts the best. Which Magazine doesn’t have a dog fart category, and this could be the deciding factor for my next vacuum purchase. :)


Robbo - I think your on to something - could almost do with a Fazer Show (Gen 1), similar to "Top Gear" with the three dickheads, testing household appliances and there usefulness at all things unimportant. :lol :lol :lol - just need to find three dickheads. :rollin :rollin :rollin
(Henry Cole need not apply)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 31 December 2020, 01:11:46 pm
I'm just visualising a top three cordless vacuum cleaner shoot out. Each one is being used to clean a caravan, whilst being towed by double decker buses round a stock car track,( and that's without a drink). Trouble is, no matter who the three dickheads/presenters are, no-one would want to be Capt. Slow :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 31 December 2020, 08:30:55 pm
I'm just visualising a top three cordless vacuum cleaner shoot out. Each one is being used to clean a caravan, whilst being towed by double decker buses round a stock car track,( and that's without a drink). Trouble is, no matter who the three dickheads/presenters are, no-one would want to be Capt. Slow :lol .


An update - I've had Sprouts tonight AND I'm allowed indoors  :eek
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Post by: robbo on 01 January 2021, 12:12:58 am
I do hope your mrs. hasn’t lost her sense of smell. No doubt it’s her New Years resolution, to embrace sprout farts.
Happy New Year :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 02 January 2021, 01:19:42 pm
HNY to you too.  :D
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Post by: robbo on 05 January 2021, 02:45:39 pm
Well, we're five days in to the New Year. Are you still allowed indoors? :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 05 January 2021, 07:38:05 pm
Well, we're five days in to the New Year. Are you still allowed indoors? :)


I am - as long as sprouts are off the menu. Now that we're into lockdown, I've no doubt we'll be eating all kinds of things that have been found at the back of the cupboard - with the expected results. The Husky seems to be getting better - it's that or she's fed up with getting the blame all the time. :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 06 January 2021, 09:49:28 am
Won't be long before the Husky will able to find what's at the back of the cupboards herself. Our Alsation, when we had her, was very nosey :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 06 January 2021, 10:29:19 am
Won't be long before the Husky will able to find what's at the back of the cupboards herself. Our Alsation, when we had her, was very nosey :lol .


She's in, everytime a door gets opened. Very nosey - typical woman  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 08 January 2021, 06:10:49 pm




She's in, everytime a door gets opened. Very nosey - typical woman  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Mmm..typical woman. Women like shoes. Dogs absolutely love shoes, preferably in their mouth :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 10 January 2021, 07:48:23 pm




She's in, everytime a door gets opened. Very nosey - typical woman  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Mmm..typical woman. Women like shoes. Dogs absolutely love shoes, preferably in their mouth :lol .


 :groan   Now you gone and done it - its bound to happen now!  :eek
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Post by: robbo on 12 January 2021, 08:42:35 am




She's in, everytime a door gets opened. Very nosey - typical woman  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Mmm..typical woman. Women like shoes. Dogs absolutely love shoes, preferably in their mouth :lol .


 :groan   Now you gone and done it - its bound to happen now!  :eek
Thought you got away lightly with "typical woman", so  figured I'd chuck in "shoes", for the possible hand grenade effect :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 12 January 2021, 08:32:37 pm




She's in, everytime a door gets opened. Very nosey - typical woman  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Mmm..typical woman. Women like shoes. Dogs absolutely love shoes, preferably in their mouth :lol .

Too late - a singular shoe has already been munched (not one of mine!)


 :groan   Now you gone and done it - its bound to happen now!  :eek
Thought you got away lightly with "typical woman", so  figured I'd chuck in "shoes", for the possible hand grenade effect :lol
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Post by: robbo on 12 January 2021, 08:57:55 pm
It’s the makers fault. Why the hell do they call ‘em Jimmy Choos. It’s asking for trouble :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 14 January 2021, 12:02:34 pm
It’s the makers fault. Why the hell do they call ‘em Jimmy Choos. It’s asking for trouble :lol .


 :groan  Get your coat!
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Post by: robbo on 15 January 2021, 02:08:50 pm
Be fair....Jimmy Choos wasn’t that bad. Quick wit,I’d call it :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 21 January 2021, 11:24:50 am
Be fair....Jimmy Choos wasn’t that bad. Quick wit,I’d call it :lol .


Yeah, okay, I'll give you that one........
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Post by: robbo on 21 January 2021, 04:47:09 pm
Most gracious, kind sir :) .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 24 January 2021, 06:45:37 pm
One of my worst traits - to forgiving :lol
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Post by: robbo on 27 January 2021, 09:10:16 pm
One of my worst traits - to forgiving :lol
Forgiveness is a very admirable trait, however I feel in this case you’ve not needed to forgive anything. Merely, on reflection, seeing my quip in a slightly more favourable light. Hopefully my coat is back on the hook :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 29 January 2021, 06:55:37 pm
One of my worst traits - to forgiving :lol
Forgiveness is a very admirable trait, however I feel in this case you’ve not needed to forgive anything. Merely, on reflection, seeing my quip in a slightly more favourable light. Hopefully my coat is back on the hook :lol .


 :rollin :rollin :rollin LOL. You've just reminded me why I never wear a coat to parties  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 01 February 2021, 09:57:41 am
You certainly won’t need a coat at today’s party. Happy birthday :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 03 February 2021, 07:11:24 pm
You certainly won’t need a coat at today’s party. Happy birthday :thumbup


Thanks - the wife asked me what did I want to do. Spent a couple of hours in the garage with the Fazer  :woot
Carbs are now off, ready to be stripped and cleaned. I was thinking about a jet kit, but work and the cash that comes with it are a bit scarce at the moment.
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Post by: robbo on 03 February 2021, 08:18:39 pm
Shame you can’t do the Ivan’s mod, as you’ve done all the hard work getting the carbs off. You’ll be very pleased with the result if you can find find some dosh down the back of the settee. Even more so, as you’d have done it yourself. ........go on, you know it makes sense :) .

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Post by: fazerscotty on 04 February 2021, 12:24:25 pm
Shame you can’t do the Ivan’s mod, as you’ve done all the hard work getting the carbs off. You’ll be very pleased with the result if you can find find some dosh down the back of the settee. Even more so, as you’d have done it yourself. ........go on, you know it makes sense :) .


This isn't going back together anytime soon - in fact the carbs will be the last to go back on, so there is hope yet. Is there a UK dealer for Ivans stuff?
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Post by: robbo on 04 February 2021, 07:05:12 pm
As far as I’m aware there is no UK distributor, and has to be ordered directly from Ivan’s Rockland County Motorcycles in Greenville S.Carolina. The only website I know of is www.ivansperformanceproducts.com (http://www.ivansperformanceproducts.com) which has all the info you’d need. Maybe if you pm’d Falcon, he may have some alternative info re:European distributors. Good luck :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 05 February 2021, 12:03:56 pm
As far as I’m aware there is no UK distributor, and has to be ordered directly from Ivan’s Rockland County Motorcycles in Greenville S.Carolina. The only website I know of is [url=http://www.ivansperformanceproducts.com]www.ivansperformanceproducts.com[/url] ([url]http://www.ivansperformanceproducts.com[/url]) which has all the info you’d need. Maybe if you pm’d Falcon, he may have some alternative info re:European distributors. Good luck :thumbup



Cheers for that - gives me some food for thought.
Cleaned off the frame covers each side ready for painting and the rad guard.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 07 February 2021, 01:37:33 pm
Are you painting or powder coating the frame covers?
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Post by: fazerscotty on 08 February 2021, 06:50:03 pm
Are you painting or powder coating the frame covers?


They're being painted - Ford Moondust Silver.
I've also removed the Givi kit for a clean off and repaint.
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Post by: robbo on 08 February 2021, 10:35:01 pm
When it warms up, I want to get mine powder coated satin black, along with the footpeg hangers and heel plates, which should go quite well with the black engine and swingarm....hopefully, fingers crossed.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 09 February 2021, 12:29:11 pm
When it warms up, I want to get mine powder coated satin black, along with the footpeg hangers and heel plates, which should go quite well with the black engine and swingarm....hopefully, fingers crossed.


Foot peg hangars and heel plates - they're going on the polishing wheel  :D
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Post by: robbo on 09 February 2021, 05:31:35 pm
Nice cheap job, just a little patience needed. Do you lacquer them when you've finished the polishing?.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 09 February 2021, 08:09:10 pm
Nice cheap job, just a little patience needed. Do you lacquer them when you've finished the polishing?.


Yes, certainly will be.  :thumbup
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Post by: robbo on 12 February 2021, 12:02:53 pm
Be nice to have a heated garage so that spray jobs can be successfully completed in winter. I'd like to respray my bellypan as it's picked up more than its fair share of stone chips, but will have to pay someone to get it done, as the garage is far too cold.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 13 February 2021, 12:16:23 pm
Be nice to have a heated garage so that spray jobs can be successfully completed in winter. I'd like to respray my bellypan as it's picked up more than its fair share of stone chips, but will have to pay someone to get it done, as the garage is far too cold.


I'm all for a heated garage now - it's amazing though, how many paint jobs arise in the winter  :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 15 February 2021, 11:18:01 am
Be nice to have a heated garage so that spray jobs can be successfully completed in winter. I'd like to respray my bellypan as it's picked up more than its fair share of stone chips, but will have to pay someone to get it done, as the garage is far too cold.


I'm all for a heated garage now - it's amazing though, how many paint jobs arise in the winter  :lol :lol
Well I suppose it's a case of not wanting to waste riding time in the summer to get any paintwork jobs done, whereas, you save them up for the winter, when it's too cold for the paint to go off properly. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 15 February 2021, 08:17:14 pm
Be nice to have a heated garage so that spray jobs can be successfully completed in winter. I'd like to respray my bellypan as it's picked up more than its fair share of stone chips, but will have to pay someone to get it done, as the garage is far too cold.


I'm all for a heated garage now - it's amazing though, how many paint jobs arise in the winter  :lol :lol
Well I suppose it's a case of not wanting to waste riding time in the summer to get any paintwork jobs done, whereas, you save them up for the winter, when it's too cold for the paint to go off properly. :lol


This year, I'm catching up on paint jobs that were supposed to be done 2 - 3 years ago. (And I've got a 19kg gas cylinder to hepl  :lol )
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Post by: robbo on 17 February 2021, 11:16:53 am
Mmm, seems liked you’ve got it sorted. How do you fancy doing my belly pan for me, whilst you’ve got the gun out :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 17 February 2021, 08:20:28 pm
Mmm, seems liked you’ve got it sorted. How do you fancy doing my belly pan for me, whilst you’ve got the gun out :lol


Gun? Rattle can more like.
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Post by: robbo on 18 February 2021, 05:41:35 pm
Mmm, seems liked you’ve got it sorted. How do you fancy doing my belly pan for me, whilst you’ve got the gun out :lol


Gun? Rattle can more like.
Plenty of good finishes have been achieved using cans. Like most things, it's all down to the boring bit.....preparation. At least you've got some heat, which is key. I suppose I could leave my bellypan until summer and rattle can it, as finding a reliable sprayer who'll take on a small job, is quite difficult in my neck of the woods.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 22 February 2021, 08:22:59 pm
Mmm, seems liked you’ve got it sorted. How do you fancy doing my belly pan for me, whilst you’ve got the gun out :lol


Gun? Rattle can more like.
Plenty of good finishes have been achieved using cans. Like most things, it's all down to the boring bit.....preparation. At least you've got some heat, which is key. I suppose I could leave my bellypan until summer and rattle can it, as finding a reliable sprayer who'll take on a small job, is quite difficult in my neck of the woods.


And tomorrow's mission is - empty the garage, re-carpet with one piece (instead of many pieces and lots of bodge tape), fix the main bench, refill the garage and continue.............
I've gotten the rack and rear box metalwork all sprayed, new rubber bungs ordered and the paint I ordered for the frame is a cracking match.
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Post by: robbo on 23 February 2021, 11:55:24 am
It's nice to get the garage all squared away neat and tidy. That doesn't happen often for me as I'm too much of a hoarder. My project has hit the buffers, waiting for a tool to remove the clutch cover bearing which needs to be removed prior to powder coating. The footrest hangers will be a bit of a gamble getting powder coated, due to the rubber bushes that might survive the oven heat. The firm I'm using have done them before and got away with it. Beginning to wish I hadn't started. :'( :'( :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 25 February 2021, 09:47:00 am
"Beginning to wish I hadn't started.   "


Been there, done that, if I look hard enough, I've probably still got the T-Shirt  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 26 February 2021, 07:53:49 pm
So the blind bearing tool turned up. Heated up the clutch cover, gave it a go, and out came the bearing ,minus the outer roller cage. Deep joy. An hour with the Dremel finally got it out. Could have achieved that without the expense of the tool :wall . In the hands of the powder coater now, new bearing and seal ordered. Not cheap. Going to order the t-shirt tomorrow :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 26 February 2021, 08:24:27 pm
So the blind bearing tool turned up. Heated up the clutch cover, gave it a go, and out came the bearing ,minus the outer roller cage. Deep joy. An hour with the Dremel finally got it out. Could have achieved that without the expense of the tool :wall . In the hands of the powder coater now, new bearing and seal ordered. Not cheap. Going to order the t-shirt tomorrow :lol


With all that exercise, calories burnt off, you'll only need a small t-shirt  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 01 March 2021, 10:33:34 pm
So the blind bearing tool turned up. Heated up the clutch cover, gave it a go, and out came the bearing ,minus the outer roller cage. Deep joy. An hour with the Dremel finally got it out. Could have achieved that without the expense of the tool :wall . In the hands of the powder coater now, new bearing and seal ordered. Not cheap. Going to order the t-shirt tomorrow :lol


With all that exercise, calories burnt off, you'll only need a small t-shirt  :rollin :rollin :rollin
:lol  It’s a long time since I last got into a medium, let alone small :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 02 March 2021, 04:02:05 pm
So the blind bearing tool turned up. Heated up the clutch cover, gave it a go, and out came the bearing ,minus the outer roller cage. Deep joy. An hour with the Dremel finally got it out. Could have achieved that without the expense of the tool :wall . In the hands of the powder coater now, new bearing and seal ordered. Not cheap. Going to order the t-shirt tomorrow :lol


With all that exercise, calories burnt off, you'll only need a small t-shirt  :rollin :rollin :rollin
:lol  It’s a long time since I last got into a medium, let alone small :rollin :rollin


Haha lol - its been that long since I typed small, I had to google it, to spellcheck it!  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 04 March 2021, 10:37:37 am
It’s amazing the amount of perfectly good riding kit that’s accumulated over the years between me and my mrs. , that seems to have shrunk in the wardrobe. Obviously should have got more upmarket wardrobes :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 05 March 2021, 11:32:25 am
It’s amazing the amount of perfectly good riding kit that’s accumulated over the years between me and my mrs. , that seems to have shrunk in the wardrobe. Obviously should have got more upmarket wardrobes :lol


Haha tell me about it. We found two helmets in the storage unit the other day, been in there at least 6 years, never going to wear them again and one of them had her first pair of gloves in from 1987!


Gone now........ :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 07 March 2021, 11:42:03 am
Crash helmets certainly do take up a lot of space. Being a bit of a hoarder, I find it very difficult to aim stuff in the skip. Was the same with motorbikes. Couldn't sell anything because of sentimental value, until I got to the point of every one needing something. A tyre here a chain a there etc. So got rid of three of them and bought the Fazer. The rest as they say, is history. Still got a spare room full of crash helmets though :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 07 March 2021, 07:40:39 pm
And I'm up for replacing mine this year, so that'll be another one "stored"  :'( :'(
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Post by: robbo on 09 March 2021, 08:20:56 pm
And I'm up for replacing mine this year, so that'll be another one "stored"  :'( :'(
What’s on your shortlist?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 10 March 2021, 08:18:56 pm
Caberg, flip front, in grey.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 11 March 2021, 04:16:06 pm
Caberg, flip front, in grey.
Just a matter of looking for the best deal if you know your size then. My Arai, although coming up for 5 years old, is only used for pleasure riding, so doesn't get the constant use like when commuting. Being a staunch Arai user, I'd consider the new Quantic, when a change is due.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 11 March 2021, 07:40:14 pm
Caberg, flip front, in grey.
Just a matter of looking for the best deal if you know your size then. My Arai, although coming up for 5 years old, is only used for pleasure riding, so doesn't get the constant use like when commuting. Being a staunch Arai user, I'd consider the new Quantic, when a change is due.


have you seen the new Ruroc?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 11 March 2021, 10:15:49 pm
Caberg, flip front, in grey.
Just a matter of looking for the best deal if you know your size then. My Arai, although coming up for 5 years old, is only used for pleasure riding, so doesn't get the constant use like when commuting. Being a staunch Arai user, I'd consider the new Quantic, when a change is due.


have you seen the new Ruroc?
Wow, had to google that as had never heard of that make. Reminded me a little of the Simpson Bandit. I must admit there are quite a few good quality little known helmet makes, outside of the mainstream Arai/Shoei etc.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 12 March 2021, 09:51:26 am
Caberg, flip front, in grey.
Just a matter of looking for the best deal if you know your size then. My Arai, although coming up for 5 years old, is only used for pleasure riding, so doesn't get the constant use like when commuting. Being a staunch Arai user, I'd consider the new Quantic, when a change is due.


have you seen the new Ruroc?
Wow, had to google that as had never heard of that make. Reminded me a little of the Simpson Bandit. I must admit there are quite a few good quality little known helmet makes, outside of the mainstream Arai/Shoei etc.


If it wasn't the cost/unknown history, I would be going for one. Needs a track record really.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 13 March 2021, 05:26:20 pm
“Needs a track record”. Exactly. I remember, a good few years ago, a racer, an Arai fan, receiving a paid sponsorship to wear a little known make that no other racers were wearing. Having no knowledge of how it would perform, and not wanting to be a celebrity guinea pig, he logoed an Arai with the other brands signature logo. He felt safe and the sponsor got their tv exposure. Only problem would have been anyone wanting to buy that model of helmet, which obviously didn’t exist. Personal recommendation tends to go a long way with me.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 13 March 2021, 07:59:00 pm
“Needs a track record”. Exactly. I remember, a good few years ago, a racer, an Arai fan, receiving a paid sponsorship to wear a little known make that no other racers were wearing. Having no knowledge of how it would perform, and not wanting to be a celebrity guinea pig, he logoed an Arai with the other brands signature logo. He felt safe and the sponsor got their tv exposure. Only problem would have been anyone wanting to buy that model of helmet, which obviously didn’t exist. Personal recommendation tends to go a long way with me.


 :lol If only there were more like us - I'd be surprised if China would exist!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 14 March 2021, 03:35:05 pm
The trouble with China, purchasingwise, is that so much known brand stuff is made there, even though you may believe you're buying a european/us product. It's quite disheartening when you've paid good money for a branded product, only to see Made in China, when you open the box. :'(
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Post by: fazerscotty on 14 March 2021, 07:47:32 pm
The trouble with China, purchasingwise, is that so much known brand stuff is made there, even though you may believe you're buying a european/us product. It's quite disheartening when you've paid good money for a branded product, only to see Made in China, when you open the box. :'(


I read an article earlier, where somebody had bought a "Lectek?" exhaust system. U.K. based company, but the product had been produced in China, on the cheap, then shipped halfway round the world to be sold as "British".  :eek
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Post by: robbo on 14 March 2021, 10:43:39 pm
No doubt on eBay you’ll be able to find a Lextek copy for a third of the price, that’s come out of the same factory. A pal bought an Akra copy with the link pipe, hanger and exhaust springs for £37 a year ago from China. It took about a month to be delivered, but is still going strong showing little signs of ageing. When you know it’s Chinese and is cheap, it’s sometimes worth the risk, because if it’s no good it’s in the bin. Rukka is always associated with Scandinavia, people believing that’s where it’s made. Their latest suit, the Kingsley, is £2,399.98 RRP. It does have a long guarantee, 5years I think, but it’s made in China. Imagine what the mark-up is on that :eek
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: Grahamm on 14 March 2021, 10:54:47 pm
The trouble with China, purchasingwise, is that so much known brand stuff is made there,

The difference is that, if you're buying direct from China, you've got very little comeback if the product is faulty.

You might get a refund,  but you've no legal right to it.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 15 March 2021, 07:31:28 pm
The trouble with China, purchasingwise, is that so much known brand stuff is made there,

The difference is that, if you're buying direct from China, you've got very little comeback if the product is faulty.

You might get a refund,  but you've no legal right to it.


Can I send Covid back then? Not bothered with a refund  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 15 March 2021, 08:28:57 pm
The trouble with China, purchasingwise, is that so much known brand stuff is made there,

The difference is that, if you're buying direct from China, you've got very little comeback if the product is faulty.

You might get a refund,  but you've no legal right to it.
The point I was making is, buying directly from China, as you say, is very much getting what you pay for, and agree there's no chance of recompense if faulty etc. It's just very disappointing, after making a researched decision to buy a named make quality item, you find out it's made in China. Admittedly there will be a guarantee on the item, but the stigma of Made in China certainly takes the wind out of your sails, when you thought the item was made in the UK/Germany/USA etc.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 16 March 2021, 07:45:23 pm
No doubt on eBay you’ll be able to find a Lextek copy for a third of the price, that’s come out of the same factory. A pal bought an Akra copy with the link pipe, hanger and exhaust springs for £37 a year ago from China. It took about a month to be delivered, but is still going strong showing little signs of ageing. When you know it’s Chinese and is cheap, it’s sometimes worth the risk, because if it’s no good it’s in the bin. Rukka is always associated with Scandinavia, people believing that’s where it’s made. Their latest suit, the Kingsley, is £2,399.98 RRP. It does have a long guarantee, 5years I think, but it’s made in China. Imagine what the mark-up is on that :eek


Who the f*** pays that much for a set of waterproofs?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 16 March 2021, 08:40:00 pm
That's where firms like Klarna come into play. "How much", says the customer, "Yes it is expensive, but comes with a 5 year guarantee and we can sign you up for interest free payments". Before you know it you've got the boots and gloves to go with it, and you're making some serious monthly payments. Believe it or not, Motolegends sell shed loads of high priced riding gear like this, and easy finance makes it possible.
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Post by: Grahamm on 17 March 2021, 01:11:05 am
That's where firms like Klarna come into play [...] and easy finance makes it possible.

Unfortunately very true.

Would you  pay almost £500 for a model car? No? But if it's only £4.99 a week over 100 weeks to get all the bits like some partworks offer you..  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 18 March 2021, 10:54:05 am
Facilities like Klarna are fine if you do the maths and don't get too carried away. A few years back I used a similar company to get some Halvarsson (poor mans Rukka) trousers that a pal had recommended. They were £400, which was way too much for my budget, but £40 deposit and £30 a month for a year, got me something I could never have afforded otherwise, and avoided the buy crap, buy twice scenario.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 18 March 2021, 12:00:25 pm
For years, I bought my waterproofs from a Farmers supply shop. Two piece, with pockets in the jacket. They were brilliant in the rain (obviously!) and only cost about £6 each time they needed replacing.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 19 March 2021, 05:00:39 pm
When you’re on a tight budget it’s surprising what can be managed. If you’ve got to ride in the rain without waterproof boots, a couple of carrier bags, not the ones with holes in, and a few elastic bands to hold them in place, before putting your boots on. Waterproof boots sorted :lol . Had to do that on a particularly wet TT in the ‘90’s. Then along came Gore Tex to make life a lot easier, although more of a threat to the wallet.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 19 March 2021, 07:56:03 pm
When you’re on a tight budget it’s surprising what can be managed. If you’ve got to ride in the rain without waterproof boots, a couple of carrier bags, not the ones with holes in, and a few elastic bands to hold them in place, before putting your boots on. Waterproof boots sorted :lol . Had to do that on a particularly wet TT in the ‘90’s. Then along came Gore Tex to make life a lot easier, although more of a threat to the wallet.


A long time ago, in a galaxy very close, I had a winter job in a quarry. All of us had carrier bags inside our boots, everyday, irrespective of weather.
No trench foot reported!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: agricola on 21 March 2021, 04:49:55 pm
For years, I bought my waterproofs from a Farmers supply shop. Two piece, with pockets in the jacket. They were brilliant in the rain (obviously!) and only cost about £6 each time they needed replacing.


I've always got my waterproof stuff from a good outdoor supplier. Reasonable quality, does the job, at a fraction of the price of some of the trade names above.


I've found its sometimes an advantage to be a short arse (sorry, vertically challenged). Often find good quality gear in the sales rack at dealers, just because its a small size and they've not managed to sell it during the season. I picked up a brilliant leather jacket some years ago, I looked at it in the rack and decided that £299 for a jacket was way too much. The wife was with me that day, and a few minutes later, she walked over to me with the jacket. "Try this on" she said. "**** off" I replied, "I'm not paying that for a jacket". Turns out it was £29.90. Still got it and it still looks superb. In the sale rack because it was unsold for a while. I guess my brain couldn't accept that such a garment could be sold for such a low price, so represented the price to my brain at what I expected to see.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 22 March 2021, 11:10:02 pm
Agree, it must be handy not needing to buy a regular size, as bargains can certainly be had, sadly not by me. I’ve a pal who got a short legged Rukka suit from a stand at the Birmingham bike show, just before closing on the last day. It was one less suit for the dealer to carry on the long walk out to the van as they were packing up. The suit fitted him perfectly, you’d have thought it was tailor made.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 23 March 2021, 07:51:11 pm
"I've found its sometimes an advantage to be a short arse (sorry, vertically challenged). Often find good quality gear in the sales rack at dealers, just because its a small size and they've not managed to sell it during the season. I picked up a brilliant leather jacket some years ago, I looked at it in the rack and decided that £299 for a jacket was way too much. The wife was with me that day, and a few minutes later, she walked over to me with the jacket. "Try this on" she said. "**** off" I replied, "I'm not paying that for a jacket". Turns out it was £29.90. Still got it and it still looks superb. In the sale rack because it was unsold for a while. I guess my brain couldn't accept that such a garment could be sold for such a low price, so represented the price to my brain at what I expected to see."

Yeah, yeah, we've all done it - visit to Specsavers on the cards maybe?
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Post by: robbo on 24 March 2021, 09:29:34 am
Specsavers....... Now that's another expensive hobby :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 24 March 2021, 07:52:44 pm
Specsavers....... Now that's another expensive hobby :lol .


Anything, absolutely anything, spelt in the English language is expensive, or so it seems.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 27 March 2021, 08:15:45 am
Specsavers....... Now that's another expensive hobby :lol .


Anything, absolutely anything, spelt in the English language is expensive, or so it seems.
Exactly. I've a pal who lives in France, and as an experiment we booked return eurotunnel trips for the same date/time/mode of transport(motorcycle). His ticket price was far less than mine.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 28 March 2021, 07:44:41 pm
Specsavers....... Now that's another expensive hobby :lol .


Anything, absolutely anything, spelt in the English language is expensive, or so it seems.
Exactly. I've a pal who lives in France, and as an experiment we booked return eurotunnel trips for the same date/time/mode of transport(motorcycle). His ticket price was far less than mine.


It'll be more expensive to use the Eurostar from that side soon!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 31 March 2021, 07:38:23 pm
Specsavers....... Now that's another expensive hobby :lol .


Anything, absolutely anything, spelt in the English language is expensive, or so it seems.
Exactly. I've a pal who lives in France, and as an experiment we booked return eurotunnel trips for the same date/time/mode of transport(motorcycle). His ticket price was far less than mine.


It'll be more expensive to use the Eurostar from that side soon!
Why, what's happening?.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 07 April 2021, 03:46:34 pm
Specsavers....... Now that's another expensive hobby :lol .


Anything, absolutely anything, spelt in the English language is expensive, or so it seems.
Exactly. I've a pal who lives in France, and as an experiment we booked return eurotunnel trips for the same date/time/mode of transport(motorcycle). His ticket price was far less than mine.


It'll be more expensive to use the Eurostar from that side soon!
Why, what's happening?.


It's asking for British taxpayers to bail it out of financial trouble - but it's still putting € buy the billions into another infrastructure scheme elsewhere in Europe and still wants to pay-out to share holders.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 07 April 2021, 08:01:00 pm
Maybe they’ll set up one of those crowd funding requests. People seem to do it at the drop of a hat nowadays.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 13 April 2021, 08:03:16 pm
Maybe they’ll set up one of those crowd funding requests. People seem to do it at the drop of a hat nowadays.


Talking of which - I need a new helmet............  :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 14 April 2021, 07:22:30 am
Maybe they’ll set up one of those crowd funding requests. People seem to do it at the drop of a hat nowadays.


Talking of which - I need a new helmet............  :lol
I like your style :thumbup .......fancy one of the new Arai Quantics myself.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 14 April 2021, 08:34:07 pm
Picked up another Caberg flip front - the Duke II. Just go to transfer the intercomm over from the old one. Then finish the fettling on the Thou. Then keep fingers crossed for the good weather. Then hopefully get a day off to myself.......
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 18 April 2021, 07:57:45 pm
Picked up another Caberg flip front - the Duke II. Just go to transfer the intercomm over from the old one. Then finish the fettling on the Thou. Then keep fingers crossed for the good weather. Then hopefully get a day off to myself.......
It’s a catch 22 situation. When I worked I had plenty of projects on the back burner that I could afford to work on but had no time. Within six weeks of retiring I wondered where I found the time to go to work, but with reduced income had little chance of seeing out the projects :'(
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Post by: fazerscotty on 19 April 2021, 08:45:26 pm
Got the possibility of a half day - however, my car has died and now needs replacing......... :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: robbo on 19 April 2021, 09:23:27 pm
Got the possibility of a half day - however, my car has died and now needs replacing......... :'( :'( :'(
Oh mate.....feel your pain. In my case, if it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all. :'(
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 20 April 2021, 04:36:02 pm
Got the possibility of a half day - however, my car has died and now needs replacing......... :'( :'( :'(
Oh mate.....feel your pain. In my case, if it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all. :'(


HAHA LOL, I keep meaning to use that one.........but you beat me too it.  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 23 April 2021, 08:27:03 pm
The other good quip regarding luck is, “ My luck is so bad it’s like a bald man winning a raffle, and first prize is a comb”. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 26 April 2021, 02:58:12 pm
Car replaced  :D
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 26 April 2021, 07:33:49 pm
So, what's sitting on the drive at  Chez Fazerscotty now?
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 26 April 2021, 07:46:39 pm
So, what's sitting on the drive at  Chez Fazerscotty now?
Just a small runabout - for work mainly :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


Not sure how to rotate the image......
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 26 April 2021, 07:51:05 pm
So, what's sitting on the drive at  Chez Fazerscotty now?
Just a small runabout - for work mainly :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


Not sure how to rotate the image......


But then again........  Nope
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Post by: robbo on 26 April 2021, 10:53:30 pm
Nice :thumbup . V6 diesel?
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Post by: fazerscotty on 27 April 2021, 11:16:01 am
Nice :thumbup . V6 diesel?


Yes, the baby of the range - only 3.0L  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 27 April 2021, 07:49:50 pm
Nice :thumbup . V6 diesel?


Yes, the baby of the range - only 3.0L  :'( :'( :'(
Pretty certain that's a Merc lump, so that won't be giving you any trouble,keep up the servicing and jobs a goodun :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 29 April 2021, 07:53:04 pm
Nice :thumbup . V6 diesel?


Yes, the baby of the range - only 3.0L  :'( :'( :'(
Pretty certain that's a Merc lump, so that won't be giving you any trouble,keep up the servicing and jobs a goodun :thumbup


Yep, Merc lump it is. Driven about 500 miles this week, so doing a basic service this weekend.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 30 April 2021, 08:16:10 am
Nice :thumbup . V6 diesel?


Yes, the baby of the range - only 3.0L  :'( :'( :'(
Pretty certain that's a Merc lump, so that won't be giving you any trouble,keep up the servicing and jobs a goodun :thumbup


Yep, Merc lump it is. Driven about 500 miles this week, so doing a basic service this weekend.
Is the Fazer finished?. Thought you had some carb issues.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 03 May 2021, 04:22:31 pm
Almost there - needs a quick road test to settle a few things (clutch cable adjustment & balance carbs) and then its sorted.
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Post by: robbo on 03 May 2021, 07:34:42 pm
Almost there - needs a quick road test to settle a few things (clutch cable adjustment & balance carbs) and then its sorted.
No doubt it will feel like a new bike. I know mine did yesterday on the first ride since finishing it. Took a couple of 10mm open ended with me to adjust the gearlever position. Hope all goes well :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 05 May 2021, 08:56:32 pm
Almost there - needs a quick road test to settle a few things (clutch cable adjustment & balance carbs) and then its sorted.
No doubt it will feel like a new bike. I know mine did yesterday on the first ride since finishing it. Took a couple of 10mm open ended with me to adjust the gearlever position. Hope all goes well :thumbup


Since I last rode it in September '20, I've fitted progressive fork springs, had a blood clot removed from my leg and given the Thou a bit of a spruce up (new clutch and throttle cables, oil & filters and carbs ultrasonically cleaned), so I'm not sure what to expect.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 05 May 2021, 10:00:13 pm
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Almost there - needs a quick road test to settle a few things (clutch cable adjustment & balance carbs) and then its sorted.
No doubt it will feel like a new bike. I know mine did yesterday on the first ride since finishing it. Took a couple of 10mm open ended with me to adjust the gearlever position. Hope all goes well :thumbup


Since I last rode it in September '20, I've fitted progressive fork springs, had a blood clot removed from my leg and given the Thou a bit of a spruce up (new clutch and throttle cables, oil & filters and carbs ultrasonically cleaned), so I'm not sure what to expect.
Well your health is the priority, everything else is metal and plastic. Hope you’re now fit and well and ready to enjoy your revitalised Fazer. I suppose there’s no way of changing the throttle cables without removing the carbs, as would like to replace mine as a precautionary measure.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 06 May 2021, 11:10:53 am
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Almost there - needs a quick road test to settle a few things (clutch cable adjustment & balance carbs) and then its sorted.
No doubt it will feel like a new bike. I know mine did yesterday on the first ride since finishing it. Took a couple of 10mm open ended with me to adjust the gearlever position. Hope all goes well :thumbup


Since I last rode it in September '20, I've fitted progressive fork springs, had a blood clot removed from my leg and given the Thou a bit of a spruce up (new clutch and throttle cables, oil & filters and carbs ultrasonically cleaned), so I'm not sure what to expect.
Well your health is the priority, everything else is metal and plastic. Hope you’re now fit and well and ready to enjoy your revitalised Fazer. I suppose there’s no way of changing the throttle cables without removing the carbs, as would like to replace mine as a precautionary measure.


Changed my cables purely by chance - I'd taken the carbs out to clean them and noticed one of the cables was frayed. Best to change it before it breaks at the worst time...........
Changed as a pair.
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Post by: robbo on 07 May 2021, 09:07:00 am
Planning on changing them soon, as a precaution.  Would really spoil a trip if one let go whilst abroad. Not exactly a roadside job. :eek
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 09 May 2021, 11:26:40 am
Planning on changing them soon, as a precaution.  Would really spoil a trip if one let go whilst abroad. Not exactly a roadside job. :eek


Haha lol. I did throw a few FFS when changing mine  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 09 May 2021, 07:48:53 pm
Planning on changing them soon, as a precaution.  Would really spoil a trip if one let go whilst abroad. Not exactly a roadside job. :eek


Haha lol. I did throw a few FFS when changing mine  :rollin :rollin :rollin
There was me thinking you’d say “It’s a piece of cake” :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 09 May 2021, 07:52:20 pm
Planning on changing them soon, as a precaution.  Would really spoil a trip if one let go whilst abroad. Not exactly a roadside job. :eek


Haha lol. I did throw a few FFS when changing mine  :rollin :rollin :rollin
There was me thinking you’d say “It’s a piece of cake” :lol


I think it may have been easier if:
a). I wasn't rushing to do stuff between my daytime jobs
or
b). I wasn't suffering from arthritis in my hands.
hence the odd FFS.  :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 14 May 2021, 10:33:08 pm
Nothing worse than having to spin too many plates, as concentration levels drop a bit I suppose. My wife suffers from arthritis in her hands, so can sympathise on that score. I now have to limit myself to one job at a time, or else nothing will get done properly :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 16 May 2021, 05:01:21 pm
Nothing worse than having to spin too many plates, as concentration levels drop a bit I suppose. My wife suffers from arthritis in her hands, so can sympathise on that score. I now have to limit myself to one job at a time, or else nothing will get done properly :lol .




Haven't got any plates left to spin. They kinda broke  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 16 May 2021, 05:27:58 pm
Nothing worse than having to spin too many plates, as concentration levels drop a bit I suppose. My wife suffers from arthritis in her hands, so can sympathise on that score. I now have to limit myself to one job at a time, or else nothing will get done properly :lol .




Haven't got any plates left to spin. They kinda broke  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I always found fish’n’chips tasted better out of the paper. Mind you, Sunday dinner could get a bit messy :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 17 May 2021, 03:14:25 pm
Nothing worse than having to spin too many plates, as concentration levels drop a bit I suppose. My wife suffers from arthritis in her hands, so can sympathise on that score. I now have to limit myself to one job at a time, or else nothing will get done properly :lol .




Haven't got any plates left to spin. They kinda broke  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I always found fish’n’chips tasted better out of the paper. Mind you, Sunday dinner could get a bit messy :lol


Are you one of those peasants who pours gravy over chips?
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Post by: agricola on 17 May 2021, 05:23:48 pm
Nothing worse than having to spin too many plates, as concentration levels drop a bit I suppose. My wife suffers from arthritis in her hands, so can sympathise on that score. I now have to limit myself to one job at a time, or else nothing will get done properly :lol .




Haven't got any plates left to spin. They kinda broke  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I always found fish’n’chips tasted better out of the paper. Mind you, Sunday dinner could get a bit messy :lol


Are you one of those peasants who pours gravy over chips?


I think thats a southern thing inst it?


Must have eaten tons of chips over the lifetime, best one I ever had were at the Black Country Museum, cooked in beef dripping, on newspaper. HHmmmmm lovely
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Post by: robbo on 17 May 2021, 05:57:36 pm



Are you one of those peasants who pours gravy over chips?
If it was fish'n'chips, I'd just have vinegar. Chips on their own, no doubt mayo(blame the Belgians). Lifetime southerner, never been given the option of gravy, would have guessed more of an oop north choice. I mean the jocks offer battered Mars bars ffs.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 18 May 2021, 07:20:39 pm
I think its a northern thing, brought about by a lack of sunlight....... :lol
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Post by: robbo on 19 May 2021, 08:33:25 am
I think its a northern thing, brought about by a lack of sunlight....... :lol
Could you imagine having to eat in the dark. You wouldn't have a scoobie what you were putting in your mouth. :eek
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Post by: fazerscotty on 19 May 2021, 01:43:53 pm
I think its a northern thing, brought about by a lack of sunlight....... :lol
Could you imagine having to eat in the dark. You wouldn't have a scoobie what you were putting in your mouth. :eek


Is that why some couples turn off the lights before bed?  :lol :lol :eek :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 21 May 2021, 09:24:40 pm
I think its a northern thing, brought about by a lack of sunlight....... :lol
Could you imagine having to eat in the dark. You wouldn't have a scoobie what you were putting in your mouth. :eek


Is that why some couples turn off the lights before bed?  :lol :lol :eek :lol :lol
Without a doubt :lol :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 24 May 2021, 09:27:37 am
I haven't got an answer to that!
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Post by: robbo on 25 May 2021, 08:23:45 am
I haven't got an answer to that!
Well that's very unlike your goodself :) .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 25 May 2021, 02:11:00 pm
I haven't got an answer to that!
Well that's very unlike your goodself :) .


It does happen - and don't forget, I'm usually stared into silence by she who must be obeyed  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 26 May 2021, 05:20:01 pm
I haven't got an answer to that!
Well that's very unlike your goodself :) .


It does happen - and don't forget, I'm usually stared into silence by she who must be obeyed  :lol :lol :lol
Oh noooo :eek ...............I thought we’d managed to slink away from that subject. And things were going so well too. :lol :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 27 May 2021, 10:49:18 am
I haven't got an answer to that!
Well that's very unlike your goodself :) .


It does happen - and don't forget, I'm usually stared into silence by she who must be obeyed  :lol :lol :lol
Oh noooo :eek ...............I thought we’d managed to slink away from that subject. And things were going so well too. :lol :lol


You can run - but you can't hide  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 28 May 2021, 12:11:27 pm
The term "hiding in plain sight" comes to mind. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 28 May 2021, 08:48:26 pm
The term "hiding in plain sight" comes to mind. :lol


Going to try that tomorrow - need to spend some time in the garage.  :eek
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Post by: robbo on 29 May 2021, 03:27:40 pm
Good luck :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 01 June 2021, 03:15:20 pm
The term "hiding in plain sight" comes to mind. :lol


Going to try that tomorrow - need to spend some time in the garage.  :eek


Managed to get three days in a row, in the garage tinkering  :D :D
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Post by: robbo on 04 June 2021, 09:12:11 pm
The term "hiding in plain sight" comes to mind. :lol


Going to try that tomorrow - need to spend some time in the garage.  :eek


Managed to get three days in a row, in the garage tinkering  :D :D
Hope you don’t think you’ve got away with those three days. She, is just deciding on your punishment, and worst of all you won’t know when it’s time to pay. My advice would be, to keep looking over your shoulder. :lol :eek :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 06 June 2021, 01:19:55 pm
I've just cricked my neck after reading that.......
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Post by: robbo on 07 June 2021, 08:01:41 am
I've just cricked my neck after reading that.......
:rollin :rollin :rollin .......Sorry about that. Was just friendly advice, as you need to be on top of your game :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 07 June 2021, 09:22:36 pm
I've just cricked my neck after reading that.......
:rollin :rollin :rollin .......Sorry about that. Was just friendly advice, as you need to be on top of your game :thumbup


As for punishment - that's sorted. Grandchildren  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 07 June 2021, 10:25:36 pm
I've just cricked my neck after reading that.......
:rollin :rollin :rollin .......Sorry about that. Was just friendly advice, as you need to be on top of your game :thumbup


As for punishment - that's sorted. Grandchildren  :'( :'( :'(
Oh noooo :eek :eek :eek . That’s a punishment of the very worst kind. Fortunately mine are in their 20’s and 30’s now, so the worst thing they can do is take me down the pub :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 13 June 2021, 06:56:53 pm
Punishment - yes, definitely punished! :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 15 June 2021, 08:21:00 am
Punishment - yes, definitely punished! :lol :lol
I feel your pain, although for me a distant memory. On the up side. When they're older, that's one punishment less to deal with. :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 16 June 2021, 10:10:52 am
Punishment - yes, definitely punished! :lol :lol
I feel your pain, although for me a distant memory. On the up side. When they're older, that's one punishment less to deal with. :lol


Being self-employed, I've now made sure I have work booked on the next three or four Fridays..........
I bet I get busted on that one  :eek :eek :eek
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Post by: robbo on 17 June 2021, 09:46:12 am
Punishment - yes, definitely punished! :lol :lol
I feel your pain, although for me a distant memory. On the up side. When they're older, that's one punishment less to deal with. :lol


Being self-employed, I've now made sure I have work booked on the next three or four Fridays..........
I bet I get busted on that one  :eek :eek :eek
Nice :thumbup , like your style. However, that means there'll be no POETS day for you then.(Piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday) :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 17 June 2021, 08:50:32 pm
Punishment - yes, definitely punished! :lol :lol
I feel your pain, although for me a distant memory. On the up side. When they're older, that's one punishment less to deal with. :lol


Being self-employed, I've now made sure I have work booked on the next three or four Fridays..........
I bet I get busted on that one  :eek :eek :eek
Nice :thumbup , like your style. However, that means there'll be no POETS day for you then.(Piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday) :lol


Haha lol. No there will still be a Poets day EVERY FRIDAY. "SHIT THAT TRAFFICS BAD!"
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Post by: robbo on 20 June 2021, 01:25:50 pm
Aah, that old chestnut.....traffic. It always worked for me, go for it :thumbup :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 21 June 2021, 07:53:08 pm
And with the threat of an overnight/weekend stay, I'm now "working" the next two Saturdays  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 22 June 2021, 09:47:01 am
And with the threat of an overnight/weekend stay, I'm now "working" the next two Saturdays  :lol :lol :lol
Wow. All bases covered :thumbup
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Post by: fazerscotty on 22 June 2021, 03:54:20 pm
And with the threat of an overnight/weekend stay, I'm now "working" the next two Saturdays  :lol :lol :lol
Wow. All bases covered :thumbup


Mate, used to be a Scout - Be Prepared  :rollin :rollin :rollin and all that........
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Post by: robbo on 22 June 2021, 05:38:01 pm
Dib dib dib :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 24 June 2021, 09:27:06 am
Dib dib dib :)


Mmmmmm Sherbert dib dabs........
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: vinnyb on 24 June 2021, 12:02:36 pm
  Could you two maybe just call it a draw and move on? :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 24 June 2021, 08:47:25 pm
  Could you two maybe just call it a draw and move on? :lol :lol :lol
Why......we've only just got started :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 25 June 2021, 09:40:18 am
  Could you two maybe just call it a draw and move on? :lol :lol :lol
Why......we've only just got started :lol


There's a song about that........ "we've only just begun"
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 27 June 2021, 10:58:36 am
  Could you two maybe just call it a draw and move on? :lol :lol :lol
Why......we've only just got started :lol


There's a song about that........ "we've only just begun"
A bit before your time, but a similar song title......."This Could Be the Start of Something Big" :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 27 June 2021, 07:15:00 pm
  Could you two maybe just call it a draw and move on? :lol :lol :lol
Why......we've only just got started :lol


There's a song about that........ "we've only just begun"
A bit before your time, but a similar song title......."This Could Be the Start of Something Big" :lol


I've heard that said before - mind you it was a long time ago.........
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Post by: robbo on 29 June 2021, 10:53:51 am
  Could you two maybe just call it a draw and move on? :lol :lol :lol
Why......we've only just got started :lol


There's a song about that........ "we've only just begun"
A bit before your time, but a similar song title......."This Could Be the Start of Something Big" :lol


I've heard that said before - mind you it was a long time ago.........
I expect you were in your push chair at the time :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 29 June 2021, 10:02:16 pm
  Could you two maybe just call it a draw and move on? :lol :lol :lol
Why......we've only just got started :lol


There's a song about that........ "we've only just begun"
A bit before your time, but a similar song title......."This Could Be the Start of Something Big" :lol


I've heard that said before - mind you it was a long time ago.........
I expect you were in your push chair at the time :)


Haha lol, could have been, but no. There are so many permutations running around in my head at the moment, most of which would get me banned  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 29 June 2021, 10:23:11 pm
Banned, surely not..........maybe a yellow card at worst :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 04 July 2021, 01:34:28 pm
Banned, surely not..........maybe a yellow card at worst :lol


Lol, not going to find out either....  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: robbo on 05 July 2021, 08:53:03 pm
Banned, surely not..........maybe a yellow card at worst :lol


Lol, not going to find out either....  :rollin :rollin :rollin
If the woke brigade have a trawl back through previous posts, they'll find something, don't you worry :rollin :rollin
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Post by: fazerscotty on 05 July 2021, 09:16:41 pm
Banned, surely not..........maybe a yellow card at worst :lol


Lol, not going to find out either....  :rollin :rollin :rollin
If the woke brigade have a trawl back through previous posts, they'll find something, don't you worry :rollin :rollin


Really? I can't imagine that  :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 07 July 2021, 08:56:44 am
In this day and age.....nothing surprises me :eek
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Post by: fazerscotty on 07 July 2021, 08:18:22 pm
In this day and age.....nothing surprises me :eek


Ah, been there, done that, got the t-shirt I see.


(I bet when you watched Watership Down, you would of commented "and ate the pie!")


Somethings still surprise me.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 07 July 2021, 09:46:56 pm
Other than knowing that Watership Down is a cartoon about rabbits, the rest is totally lost on me. Bet that surprised you :lol
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Post by: fazerscotty on 08 July 2021, 11:59:29 am
Other than knowing that Watership Down is a cartoon about rabbits, the rest is totally lost on me. Bet that surprised you :lol


 :eek
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Post by: robbo on 08 July 2021, 06:03:15 pm
Other than knowing that Watership Down is a cartoon about rabbits, the rest is totally lost on me. Bet that surprised you :lol


 :eek
Not sure if that’s a surprised or a shocked face :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 09 July 2021, 09:26:22 am
Other than knowing that Watership Down is a cartoon about rabbits, the rest is totally lost on me. Bet that surprised you :lol


 :eek
Not sure if that’s a surprised or a shocked face :)


Bit of both really.
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Post by: robbo on 10 July 2021, 09:01:24 am
Other than knowing that Watership Down is a cartoon about rabbits, the rest is totally lost on me. Bet that surprised you :lol


 :eek
Not sure if that’s a surprised or a shocked face :)


Bit of both really.
I think my lack of Watership Down knowledge is no doubt due to a large age gap between us. According to google, the film was released in 1978. I'd have been battling a 10% mortgage interest rate, rising to 17% a few years later, so a cartoon about rabbits would definetely have not been on my radar :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 11 July 2021, 08:04:51 pm
Other than knowing that Watership Down is a cartoon about rabbits, the rest is totally lost on me. Bet that surprised you :lol


 :eek
Not sure if that’s a surprised or a shocked face :)


Bit of both really.
I think my lack of Watership Down knowledge is no doubt due to a large age gap between us. According to google, the film was released in 1978. I'd have been battling a 10% mortgage interest rate, rising to 17% a few years later, so a cartoon about rabbits would definetely have not been on my radar :lol .


Haha lol, I was still too young to get into the cinema still!
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Post by: robbo on 12 July 2021, 10:09:14 am
I bet your pals used to let you in through the emergency exit door. Always worked for me, except on a sunny day when the usherette would notice a sudden shaft of bright light piercing the darkness :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 12 July 2021, 08:30:48 pm
I bet your pals used to let you in through the emergency exit door. Always worked for me, except on a sunny day when the usherette would notice a sudden shaft of bright light piercing the darkness :lol .


Didn't have pal's rich enough to go to the cinema  :o  - in my day.................. :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 13 July 2021, 09:57:37 am
I bet your pals used to let you in through the emergency exit door. Always worked for me, except on a sunny day when the usherette would notice a sudden shaft of bright light piercing the darkness :lol .


Didn't have pal's rich enough to go to the cinema  :o  - in my day.................. :rollin :rollin :rollin
You just needed enough  for one ticket, then he'd let everyone else in. Telling your Mum that the subs at cubs was 6d, when in fact it was 3d, always guaranteed a bag of chips on the way home. Happy days :)
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Post by: fazerscotty on 18 July 2021, 02:26:03 pm
I bet your pals used to let you in through the emergency exit door. Always worked for me, except on a sunny day when the usherette would notice a sudden shaft of bright light piercing the darkness :lol .


Didn't have pal's rich enough to go to the cinema  :o  - in my day.................. :rollin :rollin :rollin
You just needed enough  for one ticket, then he'd let everyone else in. Telling your Mum that the subs at cubs was 6d, when in fact it was 3d, always guaranteed a bag of chips on the way home. Happy days :)


Haha lol - now who's showing their age. Went to decimal before I went to cubs  :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: robbo on 18 July 2021, 05:53:54 pm
Never mind about decimal. I can remember when rationing on sweets ended. No doubt dentists earned a fortune within a few years of that happening :lol .
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Post by: fazerscotty on 19 July 2021, 08:10:37 pm
Never mind about decimal. I can remember when rationing on sweets ended. No doubt dentists earned a fortune within a few years of that happening :lol .


Judging by my last dental bill - I think they still do make a fortune!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 20 July 2021, 10:04:10 am
Never mind about decimal. I can remember when rationing on sweets ended. No doubt dentists earned a fortune within a few years of that happening :lol .


Judging by my last dental bill - I think they still do make a fortune!
Certainly agree. My recent dealings with the dentist, optician and vet, have all resulted in considerable wallet pain :'( . Wish I’d paid more attention at school :) .

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Post by: fazerscotty on 21 July 2021, 05:35:59 pm
Never mind about decimal. I can remember when rationing on sweets ended. No doubt dentists earned a fortune within a few years of that happening :lol .


Judging by my last dental bill - I think they still do make a fortune!
Certainly agree. My recent dealings with the dentist, optician and vet, have all resulted in considerable wallet pain :'( . Wish I’d paid more attention at school :) .


You can say that again regarding vets - our Rottie, has just been ill. Had to combine the services of two vets practices to get to the bottom of it. Hate to think how much that's going to come too.
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Post by: robbo on 21 July 2021, 08:06:31 pm
What annoys me is if you’re on some kind of benefit, you just rock up at your local Blue Cross, have a shed load of surgery performed on your pet, Chuck £20 in the donations box……happy days.
Last year our cat came home with damage to his tail, apparently the term is “gloving”. The bill was £700 to have the tip of his tail removed. I’ll never get a newer bike at this rate :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 22 July 2021, 08:17:14 pm
What annoys me is if you’re on some kind of benefit, you just rock up at your local Blue Cross, have a shed load of surgery performed on your pet, Chuck £20 in the donations box……happy days.
Last year our cat came home with damage to his tail, apparently the term is “gloving”. The bill was £700 to have the tip of his tail removed. I’ll never get a newer bike at this rate :lol


We had a Vizla/Labrador who liked socks. £650.00 to extract a sock from his stomach (and that was a few years ago). When he became ill and died (of something completely unrelated) the total (including cremation) was over £2000.00.
These incidents (and many others) give me ideal reasons to work when the grandkids show up.  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 26 July 2021, 07:22:21 am
What annoys me is if you’re on some kind of benefit, you just rock up at your local Blue Cross, have a shed load of surgery performed on your pet, Chuck £20 in the donations box……happy days.
Last year our cat came home with damage to his tail, apparently the term is “gloving”. The bill was £700 to have the tip of his tail removed. I’ll never get a newer bike at this rate :lol


We had a Vizla/Labrador who liked socks. £650.00 to extract a sock from his stomach (and that was a few years ago). When he became ill and died (of something completely unrelated) the total (including cremation) was over £2000.00.
These incidents (and many others) give me ideal reasons to work when the grandkids show up.  :lol :lol :lol
Wow. That just underlines how expensive the true cost of pet ownership can be. Good grandkids avoidance ploy as well :lol .........every cloud :)

Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 26 July 2021, 06:56:19 pm
What annoys me is if you’re on some kind of benefit, you just rock up at your local Blue Cross, have a shed load of surgery performed on your pet, Chuck £20 in the donations box……happy days.
Last year our cat came home with damage to his tail, apparently the term is “gloving”. The bill was £700 to have the tip of his tail removed. I’ll never get a newer bike at this rate :lol


We had a Vizla/Labrador who liked socks. £650.00 to extract a sock from his stomach (and that was a few years ago). When he became ill and died (of something completely unrelated) the total (including cremation) was over £2000.00.
These incidents (and many others) give me ideal reasons to work when the grandkids show up.  :lol :lol :lol
Wow. That just underlines how expensive the true cost of pet ownership can be. Good grandkids avoidance ploy as well :lol .........every cloud :)


Mate - down there for dancing, up here for thinking...... :rollin :rollin :rollin


Worked this weekend. Checked when the grand terrorists kids are next with us and it happens to coincide with another job! :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 27 July 2021, 01:12:14 pm
I've got a vision of your wall chart work planner :lol . "Oh no, have we got them this weekend. Oh what a shame, because I'll be in Plymouth,Exeter,Huddersfield",........fill in wherevers a long way away :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 28 July 2021, 12:08:46 pm
I've got a vision of your wall chart work planner :lol . "Oh no, have we got them this weekend. Oh what a shame, because I'll be in Plymouth,Exeter,Huddersfield",........fill in wherevers a long way away :lol .


Your not that far from the truth - only it's a black diary, kept in the laptop bag, well away from inquisitive eyes  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 30 July 2021, 11:31:40 am
I've got a vision of your wall chart work planner :lol . "Oh no, have we got them this weekend. Oh what a shame, because I'll be in Plymouth,Exeter,Huddersfield",........fill in wherevers a long way away :lol .


Your not that far from the truth - only it's a black diary, kept in the laptop bag, well away from inquisitive eyes  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Bet the crucial diary entries are coded, and maybe an Abus on the laptop bag.    You can't be too careful when you're involved in the higher echelons of skullduggery :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 01 August 2021, 02:41:36 pm
I've got a vision of your wall chart work planner :lol . "Oh no, have we got them this weekend. Oh what a shame, because I'll be in Plymouth,Exeter,Huddersfield",........fill in wherevers a long way away :lol .


Your not that far from the truth - only it's a black diary, kept in the laptop bag, well away from inquisitive eyes  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Bet the crucial diary entries are coded, and maybe an Abus on the laptop bag.    You can't be too careful when you're involved in the higher echelons of skullduggery :lol


Haha lol and I never leave it in the same place twice either  :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 03 August 2021, 03:34:14 pm




Haha lol and I never leave it in the same place twice either  :rollin :rollin

Or if you do, use a decoy with a cryptic note inside :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 04 August 2021, 09:20:17 am




Haha lol and I never leave it in the same place twice either  :rollin :rollin

Or if you do, use a decoy with a cryptic note inside :lol


Hadn't thought of that - might get hold of two diary's for next year!
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 05 August 2021, 03:09:31 pm




Haha lol and I never leave it in the same place twice either  :rollin :rollin

Or if you do, use a decoy with a cryptic note inside :lol


Hadn't thought of that - might get hold of two diary's for next year!
Collins 2022 diary range is out now. Couldn't find a 2 for 1 deal for you though. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 08 August 2021, 10:15:14 am




Haha lol and I never leave it in the same place twice either  :rollin :rollin

Or if you do, use a decoy with a cryptic note inside :lol


Hadn't thought of that - might get hold of two diary's for next year!
Collins 2022 diary range is out now. Couldn't find a 2 for 1 deal for you though. :)


I tend to go for "day to a page" A5 diaries - makes me look busier  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 09 August 2021, 11:04:22 am




Haha lol and I never leave it in the same place twice either  :rollin :rollin

Or if you do, use a decoy with a cryptic note inside :lol


Hadn't thought of that - might get hold of two diary's for next year!
Collins 2022 diary range is out now. Couldn't find a 2 for 1 deal for you though. :)


I tend to go for "day to a page" A5 diaries - makes me look busier  :lol :lol
Haha, and plenty of space if you get bored to do some “colouring in” :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 10 August 2021, 02:06:08 pm




Haha lol and I never leave it in the same place twice either  :rollin :rollin

Or if you do, use a decoy with a cryptic note inside :lol


Hadn't thought of that - might get hold of two diary's for next year!
Collins 2022 diary range is out now. Couldn't find a 2 for 1 deal for you though. :)


I tend to go for "day to a page" A5 diaries - makes me look busier  :lol :lol
Haha, and plenty of space if you get bored to do some “colouring in” :lol .


All that preparation and I've just been informed that we'll be looking after the grandchildren this weekend - time to do a deal with the devil I suppose!

Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 10 August 2021, 02:35:56 pm
Nooooo :eek ........I don't believe it. You were teflon, or so I thought..... Thoughts of Robert Johnson and Crossroads spring to mind :evil . Hope you make the correct choice :thumbup .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 11 August 2021, 09:39:54 am
Nooooo :eek ........I don't believe it. You were teflon, or so I thought..... Thoughts of Robert Johnson and Crossroads spring to mind :evil . Hope you make the correct choice :thumbup .


I think I just created a win win situation, a Bank Holiday weekend away on the Fazer at a rally.  :lol :lol :lol  (On my own, no wife etc, just 800 other people!)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 13 August 2021, 03:59:47 pm
Enjoy the rally :thumbup .......you'd have certainly earned it :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 16 August 2021, 07:32:41 pm
Enjoy the rally :thumbup .......you'd have certainly earned it :lol .


Trust me, I will.......... :guitar :guitar :guitar :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 17 August 2021, 07:53:00 am
Enjoy the rally :thumbup .......you'd have certainly earned it :lol .


Trust me, I will.......... :guitar :guitar :guitar :lol
Just realised your rally is the Bank Holiday weekend, in two weekends time. I'd keep a very low profile, be invisible even, in the mean time, as I'd hate to see your plans come undone by some last minute plotting by, you know who ;)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 17 August 2021, 08:15:15 pm
Enjoy the rally :thumbup .......you'd have certainly earned it :lol .


Trust me, I will.......... :guitar :guitar :guitar :lol
Just realised your rally is the Bank Holiday weekend, in two weekends time. I'd keep a very low profile, be invisible even, in the mean time, as I'd hate to see your plans come undone by some last minute plotting by, you know who ;)


Haha lol - it's already started..........
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 19 August 2021, 03:24:12 pm
Enjoy the rally :thumbup .......you'd have certainly earned it :lol .


Trust me, I will.......... :guitar :guitar :guitar :lol
Just realised your rally is the Bank Holiday weekend, in two weekends time. I'd keep a very low profile, be invisible even, in the mean time, as I'd hate to see your plans come undone by some last minute plotting by, you know who ;)


Haha lol - it's already started..........
Noooo :eek ..........I knew it.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 19 August 2021, 03:53:14 pm
Enjoy the rally :thumbup .......you'd have certainly earned it :lol .


Trust me, I will.......... :guitar :guitar :guitar :lol
Just realised your rally is the Bank Holiday weekend, in two weekends time. I'd keep a very low profile, be invisible even, in the mean time, as I'd hate to see your plans come undone by some last minute plotting by, you know who ;)


Haha lol - it's already started..........
Noooo :eek ..........I knew it.


I have already established the head in the sand approach lalalalala......... :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 20 August 2021, 10:02:10 am
Mmmm…head in the sand approach. Methinks you’ll need a better strategy than that. Only a week to go, so you must be on your “A” game. You know it makes sense :lol .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 23 August 2021, 11:29:06 am
And I've turned on my selective hearing as well  :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 23 August 2021, 01:11:28 pm
When you get older you'll learn it's best to have it(selective hearing) cranked up to the max all of the time...just in case :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 23 August 2021, 06:21:36 pm
When you get older you'll learn it's best to have it(selective hearing) cranked up to the max all of the time...just in case :lol


Haven't needed to get older to incorporate selective hearing into everyday life.
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 24 August 2021, 07:39:52 am
When you get older you'll learn it's best to have it(selective hearing) cranked up to the max all of the time...just in case :lol


Haven't needed to get older to incorporate selective hearing into everyday life.
It's certainly an acquired skill that many have not quite got the hang of yet. Glad to hear you've got it nailed. :)
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 01 September 2021, 09:20:00 am
This was taken, on Friday, before the drinking became serious  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 04 September 2021, 07:42:57 am
Glad you got your weekend away. A little table is such an essential bit of kit, often overlooked by many, at their peril. After all, spilt beer is a very serious offence, especially after all the cunning planning to get there in the first place. :lol
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 06 September 2021, 06:21:22 pm
Glad you got your weekend away. A little table is such an essential bit of kit, often overlooked by many, at their peril. After all, spilt beer is a very serious offence, especially after all the cunning planning to get there in the first place. :lol


And today I've been banking brownie points. Family funeral tomorrow and she has "nothing" to wear. So, drove her to Cheltenham (better shopping than Worcester!) and basically encouraged her to try and shop everywhere.
Still hasn't gotten anything to wear, but a healthy deposit made into the bank of getoutofititus.  :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: robbo on 06 September 2021, 09:43:49 pm
Nice one, just look upon today as a solid investment. As from Thursday I’ll be well out of the grandkids zone as off to Spain for the Aragon GP. Nine days of bikes and beer, what’s not to like :) .
Title: Re: Whoever posts last is best
Post by: fazerscotty on 07 September 2021, 08:03:09 pm
Nice one, just look upon today as a solid investment. As from Thursday I’ll be well out of the grandkids zone as off to Spain for the Aragon GP. Nine days of bikes and beer, what’s not to like :) .


Have a great time and stay safe.