I've tried the lot I tell ya!

If its just earplugs you want to try, you'd want to get a mixed bag and see what worked well for you. A few years ago, i used to run a full autocom system with decent disposable earplugs.  The autocom system was great in terms of sound quality, but too much bloody kerfuffle (great word there... lets use it people) and wouldn't fit into the Shoei when I first got one. Then I switched to a Midland BT2 Bluetooth set with the upgraded headset. That was pretty good; sound not quite up to the autocom, but the controls etc were a revelation. After a couple of years it got water in and packed up, and Midland swapped it at cost price.

Finally splashed out on a set of Ultimate Ears with integrated headphones. They also converted a cable to hook the BT2 onto the headphones. Now these are seriously good, give them a lick and shove them in. They give a great seal, and actually still give bass in a helmet at speed (not stupid teenagers bass, well rounded sound bass). Plus you can use them as every day earphones. Well recommended.

the place needs more Hookers.  'simple.

Furthermore Sir, I would like to tell you that this is by far the most stimulating conversation I have had on this board for some time.  Better than those other lot; they're weird.

Also Sir, you have an impressively large schlong.  You're clearly packing serious equipment there.

Please Sir, allow me this brief moment to express how Damn Fine a fellow you are.  You really are.  Damn fine.

I never pass up the chance for a bit of hot cock.

None now, but after enough beers... who knows?

The idea is to get your name against the "last poster" for every single post on the front page.  The problem is that as soon as people realise what you're up to, they start knocking your name off the posts, so you have to keep reposting to the knocked off ones as well as doing the new ones, then it becomes  competition of speed and juggling.  Bit like the old game Missile Command.

Generally only tends to break out following drink; much drink.  and perhaps nibbles.

I live in Kent (past Canterbury) however I have a motorcycle, and am therefore relatively mobile.

That's not to say I'm going anywhere, I'm just showing off.

empty office - shortly followed by that moment when you notice the CCTV

Timbo, spartan as your post is, it still manages to contain someone dropping their trousers, the word Cock, and kissing.  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

(and you can drag those bloody cardigans out with you; they need burning they do)

If I guess the answer right, do I win something?