1) The battery needs charging, and as a new biker, I don't realise I might have to take out the battery and charge it, cos I am unaware that the bike doesn't do it itself.
1)2) The battery might be as old as the bike (12 years) and I just need a new one.
1)3) The started motor is f***ed.
The weird part is, I had it running for about a minute with the choke half out, and it idling at about 2k, The minute I got on it, and stood it up right, it then cut out, despite the choke being half out. Put the choke fully out, and tried to start it again with me on it, and it didn't want to. It did eventually, but that kinda bothered me.