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Title: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 03 April 2015, 10:34:37 pm
Right guys, thought I'd try and do a wee poll to find out the fastest colour as I've heard varying statements saying certain colours are faster than others ;-)
Get voting and have your say here :-)
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Millietant on 03 April 2015, 10:41:11 pm
You're cheating........ There's no button for the real fastest colour !  SILVER
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 03 April 2015, 10:42:05 pm
Oh God, not another of these bloody threads!  :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 03 April 2015, 10:43:32 pm
You're cheating........ There's no button for the real fastest colour !  SILVER
Sorry, relatively new here,  think I've sorted it though :-)
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 03 April 2015, 10:44:31 pm
Oh God, not another of these bloody threads!  :lol :lol
Just get your vote in Chris,  it's better than the foccing election lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Frosties on 03 April 2015, 10:44:38 pm
You're cheating........ There's no button for the real fastest colour !  SILVER
:agree :grumble
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 03 April 2015, 10:45:33 pm
You're cheating........ There's no button for the real fastest colour !  SILVER
:agree :grumble
There is now :-)
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 03 April 2015, 10:51:51 pm
Right, science!

(http://www.skidmore.edu/~hfoley/images/spectrum.jpg)

Right, ya 'orrible lot, pay attention!  :lol :lol

As we can see, on the left (sloooowww!) is blue, in the 450nm range, with silver just next to it. Then green (although thankfully, not many Fazers are that colour!!). At about 600nm, we have yellow. But when we get to 675 - 750nm, then we get red, and faster. However, off the right of red, off the scale, we have black. Therefore faster!

Black being faster can also be proved by Doppler. Light coloured bikes have a higher refractive index, therefore reflect more. By reflecting, you detract from your total energy. However, darker colours absorb engery, thus increasing the total energy of the system. Black is the most absorbant.

Energy = power, and power = speed.

Therefore, as black bikes have the most energy, they have the highest speed. QED :lol .
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 03 April 2015, 10:53:17 pm
BTW - the red bikes may get more votes because the armchair riders are at home - black bike riders are enjoying the speed of their bikes to much to stop!  :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: fazersharp on 03 April 2015, 10:55:21 pm
 :agree Agreed its black
Black is the original and best colour
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 03 April 2015, 10:56:43 pm
BTW - the red bikes may get more votes because the armchair riders are at home - black bike riders are enjoying the speed of their bikes to much to stop!  :rollin :rollin
And I'm.guessing your riding and typing at the same time Chris? lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 03 April 2015, 10:59:09 pm
Black stops faster, especially when there's a Merc or a car park barrier involved  :rollin
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Skippernick on 03 April 2015, 11:29:04 pm
Right, science!

([url]http://www.skidmore.edu/~hfoley/images/spectrum.jpg[/url])

Right, ya 'orrible lot, pay attention!  :lol :lol

As we can see, on the left (sloooowww!) is blue, in the 450nm range, with silver just next to it. Then green (although thankfully, not many Fazers are that colour!!). At about 600nm, we have yellow. But when we get to 675 - 750nm, then we get red, and faster. However, off the left of red, off the scale, we have black. Therefore faster!

Black being faster can also be proved by Doppler. Light coloured bikes have a higher refractive index, therefore reflect more. By reflecting, you detract from your total energy. However, darker colours absorb engery, thus increasing the total energy of the system. Black is the most absorbant.

Energy = power, and power = speed.

Therefore, as black bikes have the most energy, they have the highest speed. QED :lol .



PMSL he can't get his own facts right "off the left of red" think you mean right which means you just said red bikes are faster than black.
Plus any colour bike is faster than yours Christo as you don't have one. :rollin
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Dead Eye on 03 April 2015, 11:33:41 pm
I voted Red just to piss off Christo...

Plus my Blue bike hasn't moved under its own power in 18 months and Grey isn't an option :P (Grey is not Silver!)

My Red bike on the other hand was so fast that it caught on fire  :evil :evil :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: fazersharp on 03 April 2015, 11:41:28 pm
Thinking about it did they stop making black before foxeye I dont ever remember seeing a black foxeye, Same question for other colours
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 04 April 2015, 12:32:56 am
You're cheating........ There's no button for the real fastest colour !  SILVER

there is no button because it was not fast enough to be even considered  :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 04 April 2015, 12:35:22 am
Only three colours in the Foxeye

Red Fastest
Blue Slowest
Silver, because Yamaha had a sense of humour :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 04 April 2015, 01:06:39 am
BTW - the red bikes may get more votes because the armchair riders are at home - black bike riders are enjoying the speed of their bikes to much to stop!  :rollin :rollin
And I'm.guessing your riding and typing at the same time Chris? lol

Nah, mate, my bike's silver!  :lol :lol (OK, and in bits)

Skippernick - I am only a confused silver bike owner, remember!  :lol Message corrected. 
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: noggythenog on 04 April 2015, 03:22:05 am
The speed of anything can only be judged by the complete slowness of Blue bikes....It's a unit of measurement

for example a Red bike has the speed of 10 Blues

Silver bike has the speed of 8 Blues

Black bike has the speed of 5 Blues

Yellow bike has the speed of 2.75 Blues

A sloth has the speed of 2 BLues

Nissan Micra has the speed of 1.5 BLues

Polar ice caps are melting at a rate of 1.2375 Blues per year

A spam sandwich has the speed of 1.00008 Blues
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: darrsi on 04 April 2015, 05:57:55 am
Been done before, i believe black would've been the clear winner until some dastardly silver cheater hacked the survey 'cos they couldn't bear to lose!


http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,13526.msg156568.html#msg156568 (http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,13526.msg156568.html#msg156568)



Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Skippernick on 04 April 2015, 08:31:07 am
BTW - the red bikes may get more votes because the armchair riders are at home - black bike riders are enjoying the speed of their bikes to much to stop!  :rollin :rollin
And I'm.guessing your riding and typing at the same time Chris? lol

Nah, mate, my bike's silver!  :lol :lol (OK, and in bits)

Skippernick - I am only a confused silver bike owner, remember!  :lol Message corrected.


Yay you can now join my clan with the fastest silver bikes.
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 04 April 2015, 08:37:00 am
Been done before, i believe black would've been the clear winner until some dastardly silver cheater hacked the survey 'cos they couldn't bear to lose!


[url]http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,13526.msg156568.html#msg156568[/url] ([url]http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,13526.msg156568.html#msg156568[/url])

Oh I better keep an eye on them then lol
I like a good clean honest fight lads, no cheating here ;-)
(but I do want red to win lol)
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Lez72 on 04 April 2015, 09:14:47 am
Definitely black.
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: darrsi on 04 April 2015, 10:19:26 am
So, if me, Christo, Fazersharp and Lez72 are all saying black, why are there only 3 black votes???  :rolleyes


Has this survey been rigged already?  :look
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: bigbluebear on 04 April 2015, 10:50:08 am
So, if me, Christo, Fazersharp and Lez72 are all saying black, why are there only 3 black votes???  :rolleyes


Has this survey been rigged already?  :look

Apart from Obama, blacks never get the vote
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: fazersharp on 04 April 2015, 12:08:17 pm
Rather than anything else I think this is just a survey of which is the most common colour and as they only did the black in boxeye
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 04 April 2015, 02:08:05 pm
Reather than anything else I think this is just a survey of which is the most common colour and as they only did the black in boxeye

Someone has to keep up the exclusive top end! :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: J_Dub on 04 April 2015, 02:52:08 pm
Yep definitely black!
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 04 April 2015, 03:05:21 pm
Colour is just a red ( :rolleyes) herring. The crucial requirement for all fast Yamahas is does it have speed blocks? If you don't have speed blocks, you is slow baby  :D
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 April 2015, 06:30:44 pm
No dark metalic grey in the mix, this one is the fastest even with the Pizza delivery top box on it.
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 04 April 2015, 06:32:51 pm
So, if me, Christo, Fazersharp and Lez72 are all saying black, why are there only 3 black votes???  :rolleyes

Maybe only 3 of you voted? You might say what's faster but you need to vote??

Has this survey been rigged already?  :look

Definitely not! B-)
Red is still winning so far as they are quicker of the mark lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 05 April 2015, 05:15:02 am
Everyone knows that it's Yellon (and black).
I think you'll find that the survey backs me up on this at the end too...
 ;)
 :rollin
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Millietant on 05 April 2015, 06:24:31 am
Yellon - exactly where does that colour sit in the spectrum........and in the Yamaha colour range come to think of it.
 :) :)
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Andy FZS on 05 April 2015, 09:11:28 am
When people talk of speed I've heard the colour brown mentioned on more than one occasion, but it's not on the list?
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 05 April 2015, 11:01:35 am
When people talk of speed I've heard the colour brown mentioned on more than one occasion, but it's not on the list?

Brown is the result of a blue bike owner getting a go on a red bike, it usually washes off :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: darrsi on 05 April 2015, 11:55:50 am
So, if me, Christo, Fazersharp and Lez72 are all saying black, why are there only 3 black votes???  :rolleyes

Maybe only 3 of you voted? You might say what's faster but you need to vote??

Has this survey been rigged already?  :look

Definitely not! B-)
Red is still winning so far as they are quicker of the mark lol


Black will overtake at the end when it counts.
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 05 April 2015, 06:50:29 pm

Black will overtake at the end when it counts.
Lol, is that not where they normally are? At the end???
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: darrsi on 05 April 2015, 11:55:31 pm
I'm a bit colour blind, Lew's bike actually looks black to me, does that count?  :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: fazerscotty on 08 April 2015, 07:31:31 pm
Looking at all of this scientific research (Top Gear would have been proud  :rollin :rollin :rollin ), I am sooo glad I purchased a RED one  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 08 April 2015, 07:39:51 pm
Looking at all of this scientific research (Top Gear would have been proud  :rollin :rollin :rollin ), I am sooo glad I purchased a RED one  :lol :lol :lol
So am I spotty, think our red bikes are soooo fasttttt
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 08 April 2015, 07:53:29 pm
 :thumbup :woot :thumbup
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 08 April 2015, 08:16:19 pm
Poor deluded fools.  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: red98 on 08 April 2015, 08:33:43 pm
Just voted    ;)  :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 08 April 2015, 08:35:38 pm
Poor deluded fools.  :lol :lol :lol

Says the fellow with a trailer  :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 08 April 2015, 08:46:03 pm
Just voted    ;)  :lol
Guessing it's red for you?  Lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 08 April 2015, 08:55:24 pm
Poor deluded fools.  :lol :lol :lol

Says the fellow with a trailer  :lol

Couldn't have towed with a silver or red bike - not fast enough!  :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 08 April 2015, 09:03:31 pm
The trailer ???? :rollin
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 08 April 2015, 10:02:45 pm
The trailer ???? :rollin

Precisely!

The trailer's black!

Couldn't have a red bike towing - the trailer would try and overtake it! Or, if behind a silver bike, turn around, and tow the Fazer out of sheer desperation!  :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 09 April 2015, 06:49:35 am
So the results show red being fastest, yeehaa ☺
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: redfox1 on 09 April 2015, 07:10:06 am
Never in doubt!
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 09 April 2015, 08:11:12 am
The trailer ???? :rollin

Precisely!

The trailer's black!

Couldn't have a red bike towing - the trailer would try and overtake it! Or, if behind a silver bike, turn around, and tow the Fazer out of sheer desperation!  :lol :lol

We would not allow a red bike to tow a trailer because it would be to embarrassing for black bike owners to be overtaken by a red bike towing a trailer. :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 09 April 2015, 11:40:37 am
Precisely!

The trailer's black!

Couldn't have a red bike towing - the trailer would try and overtake it! Or, if behind a silver bike, turn around, and tow the Fazer out of sheer desperation!  :lol :lol

We would not allow a red bike to tow a trailer because it would be to embarrassing for black bike owners to be overtaken by a red bike towing a trailer. :lol :lol

Put ya money where ya mouth it. Buy the towbar, and prove it!  :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 09 April 2015, 05:22:50 pm
Why would I want to tow a black trailer :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 09 April 2015, 05:35:50 pm
Why would I want to tow a black trailer :lol :lol

Didn't say you did. But if you try towing a red or silver trailer, you'll go nowhere!  :lol :lol

My dad sometimes tows a small silver trailer behind his red minibus - slow as a sloth!
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 09 April 2015, 07:36:25 pm
Your Dad ????? :eek
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 09 April 2015, 07:37:50 pm
Your Dad ????? :eek

Sorry to delude you, Unfazed, mine wasn't a virgin birth. I have a Dad.  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 09 April 2015, 11:04:04 pm
The fact you know him  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: sinto on 09 April 2015, 11:36:29 pm
Never in doubt!
I didn't think so either lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 09 April 2015, 11:48:32 pm
The fact you know him  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

Please explain. I am confused!
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: Dead Eye on 10 April 2015, 10:52:00 am
I think he's implying that you are an ugly foccer... :P
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: ChristoT on 10 April 2015, 05:13:29 pm
I think he's implying that you are an ugly foccer... :P

The Irish... bless their deluded little shamrocks...  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the fastest colour?
Post by: unfazed on 10 April 2015, 05:37:48 pm

The fact you know him  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

Please explain. I am confused!
I think he's implying that you are an ugly foccer... :P

The Irish... bless their deluded little shamrocks...  :lol :lol :lol

Gee! thank you, I will leave you to your confusion :lol since you are easily confused :lol